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Title: I am sick!
Post by: Cire on September 19, 2012, 12:02:01 PM
WTF, ear infections and now my throat hurts and I'm pretty sure I have a fever.  Of course I can't see a doctor tomorrow.

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Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: ben ji on September 19, 2012, 12:21:06 PM
WTF, ear infections and now my throat hurts and I'm pretty sure I have a fever.  Of course I can't see a doctor tomorrow.

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You should date a nurse
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2012, 12:22:01 PM
plenty of fluids and rest cire. that's pretty much all the MD can do for you anyway.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 19, 2012, 12:24:23 PM
i've found gargling with salt water to give more relief to a sore throat than you'd expect.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: EllToPay on September 19, 2012, 12:26:27 PM
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=10127.0
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on September 19, 2012, 04:07:17 PM
this is why urgent care exists.
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Post by: XocolateThundarr on September 19, 2012, 05:15:14 PM
Alternate shots of blackberry brandy and gatorade/pedialyte until you pass out.  Sleep well my friend.....sleep well.
Title: I am sick!
Post by: steve dave on September 19, 2012, 05:16:57 PM
Weirdos go to the doctor too much. You have a virus, deal with it (unless you are gross and have an actual infection)
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Mr Bread on September 19, 2012, 05:24:47 PM
Try not having so much AIDS.  It's hell on your immune system. 
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Post by: puniraptor on September 19, 2012, 05:41:55 PM
Sit in the sauna for 2 hours and thrash yourself with boughs of juniper.
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Post by: michigancat on September 19, 2012, 05:48:24 PM
do what steve dave said and make sure you mix in some OJ. why in heaven's name would you go to a doctor.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Gooch on September 19, 2012, 06:09:58 PM
Me too. CURRIE!!!!!!  :shakesfist:
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Stupid Fitz on September 20, 2012, 06:45:09 AM
this is why urgent care exists.

You will get way more diseases and disease like things going to one of those places and it will take 3 hours.  Do what SD says and never.....ever... go to an Urgent Care place. 
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: 'taterblast on September 20, 2012, 08:39:23 AM
oh man, t's and p's Cire. this stuff isn't contagious through the interwebs is it?
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Post by: wes mantooth on September 20, 2012, 08:49:12 AM
sore throat/coughing  :frown:
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 20, 2012, 10:19:47 AM
whiskey.  or scotch.  plus the fluids and rest.  and vitamin C and Zinc. 
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 20, 2012, 11:00:02 AM
Bad genes...
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 20, 2012, 04:33:08 PM
You are probably experiencing infections caused by allergies. Try taking some zyrtec and I would use zicam as well.

Don't go to the doctor, and go to work.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Pittcat on September 20, 2012, 04:45:13 PM
LSOC has it right, folks.  I honestly can't remember the last time I was ill.  Same with my dad.  We just don't get sick.

T's and P's sickly people. 
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Gooch on September 20, 2012, 04:57:47 PM
Me too. CURRIE!!!!!!  :shakesfist:
Now I am sick and hung over TRIM!!!!!!! :shakesfist:
Title: I am sick!
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2012, 05:02:11 PM
In Vegas they have this bus now that cruises the strip and administers hangover cure IVs. Will test in November and report back.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Gooch on September 20, 2012, 05:03:27 PM
In Vegas they have this bus now that cruises the strip and administers hangover cure IVs. Will test in November and report back.
With an oxygen bar?
Title: I am sick!
Post by: steve dave on September 20, 2012, 05:03:48 PM
Don't think so, but possible?
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Gooch on September 20, 2012, 05:05:53 PM
Don't think so, but possible?
And popsicles and you would have the trifecta.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 20, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
http://hangoverschool.com/intravenous-iv-hangover-cure/

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Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: 8manpick on September 20, 2012, 05:28:59 PM
http://hangoverschool.com/intravenous-iv-hangover-cure/

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I've known a couple army dudes that have done this on the way to rugby games after a rather drunk Friday night.  They swore by it.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 01, 2012, 04:37:50 PM
hungover sunday, felt weird last night. Woke up feeling weird, still came to work. Vomited off and on all day and have the shits. This sucks guys. :frown:
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: hemmy on October 01, 2012, 04:39:56 PM
hungover sunday, felt weird last night. Woke up feeling weird, still came to work. Vomited off and on all day and have the shits. This sucks guys. :frown:

why did you go to work?
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Mr Bread on October 01, 2012, 04:44:59 PM
http://hangoverschool.com/intravenous-iv-hangover-cure/

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I've known a couple army dudes that have done this on the way to rugby games after a rather drunk Friday night.  They swore by it.

I think I'd rather puke some than try to place my own IV needle or let some other non-medical professional do it. 
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: SdK on October 01, 2012, 04:49:42 PM
It has always been a dream of mine to go get an IV drip as a hangover cure. Maybe toss in some morphine! SOME, but lots of saline.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: hemmy on October 01, 2012, 04:52:14 PM
It has always been a dream of mine to go get an IV drip as a hangover cure. Maybe toss in some morphine! SOME, but lots of saline.

saline has many uses - http://www.counselheal.com/articles/2991/20121001/bagelhead-trend-japan-lox-fun.htm
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: SdK on October 01, 2012, 05:00:19 PM
http://hangoverschool.com/intravenous-iv-hangover-cure/

 :sdeek:

I've known a couple army dudes that have done this on the way to rugby games after a rather drunk Friday night.  They swore by it.

I think I'd rather puke some than try to place my own IV needle or let some other non-medical professional do it.

this post took me here in my mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNMnBhf-Ds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJNMnBhf-Ds)

Mainly the part about putting a spike into my veins, but whatever, good song from a soundtrack to a good movie.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: GoodForAnother on October 01, 2012, 08:07:27 PM
nothing cures a hangover like paying $150 to get stabbed with a needle

I'll stick with water
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 02, 2012, 09:17:13 AM
hungover sunday, felt weird last night. Woke up feeling weird, still came to work. Vomited off and on all day and have the shits. This sucks guys. :frown:

why did you go to work?

my turn to drive carpool.  also, i'm stupid.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: AppleJack on October 18, 2012, 08:47:35 PM
I think something laid eggs in my throat  :frown:
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Bloodfart on October 18, 2012, 08:55:19 PM
That sounds terrible AJ.  Make sure you get enough rest, and get well soon friend.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: DOOM_Catz on October 19, 2012, 08:35:47 AM
WTF, ear infections and now my throat hurts and I'm pretty sure I have a fever.  Of course I can't see a doctor tomorrow.

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Ear infection? what are you, eight years old?
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Fedor on October 19, 2012, 08:40:06 AM
It has always been a dream of mine to go get an IV drip as a hangover cure. Maybe toss in some morphine! SOME, but lots of saline.

saline has many uses - http://www.counselheal.com/articles/2991/20121001/bagelhead-trend-japan-lox-fun.htm
I have an alcoholic fireman friend, he gives them to himself and he goes from deathbed hangover to normal functioning within 30 min.
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: AppleJack on October 19, 2012, 10:56:17 AM
my eggs have now hatched and have spawned and laid more eggs in my chest and sinus region. :(
Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: AppleJack on October 20, 2012, 11:54:03 AM
another EMAW miracle, I feel great!

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Title: Re: I am sick!
Post by: Bloodfart on October 20, 2012, 12:02:06 PM
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