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Title: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Tannoudji on March 16, 2010, 02:38:16 PM
First off, I think you should know that most of the posters you have encountered thus far are in no way, shape, or form real KSU fans.  They are mostly high schoolers out on spring break with nothing better to do.  I was hoping (in vain) that someone with some sense around here would offer up an official greeting to our visitors from North Texas.  Instead what happened was a lot of posturing and an attempt by the local PC brigade to run some of you guys off.

First off, I for one don't think that KSU will win this one easily if at all.  The biggest reason for that is our complete lack of coaching.  Frank Martin, quite frankly, justs gets bodies.  He recruits AAU kids and has them hit the weights.  I have know seen three full years of his style of basketball and it would come as no shock to anyone that he was (and still is) a high school coach.  We run no offensive sets, just one-on-one basketball.  Most practices consist of Frank Martin rolling the ball out on the court and letting the kids play streetball while he continues to recruit.  Our lack of fundamentals is getting legendary in fact.  You must have heard Hall of Fame Coach Bobby Knight on numerous occasions criticizing our lack of positioning on the floor on offense.  Our "point guard" (if you can call him that) is very selfish and repeatedly shoots wild threes as soon as he passes mid-court without ever passing the ball once.  Since he is spanish like the head coach, he gets shown a lot of favoritism.  Our point guard also has a tendency to get over-emotional (hot-blooded) and get a lot of technical fouls.  I imagine your players will try to get is head from the start.

While I will cheer for the 'Cats to win, I also know that our "Coach" is simply a layover from the previous regimes overwhelming desire to "diversify" our athletic department.  The facts are plain: this experiment has already destroyed one program (which HC LHC Bill Snyder is resurrecting as you will find out in the fall).

In short, I offer you the best of luck Thursday.

ps

My son's ex-wife was a North Texas grad.  In music education I think.  From what I can tell you guys are fighting a similar fight with regards to ivory tower professors that we are here in Kansas.  I would say more, but this board is pretty PC and this thread would get deleted.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Cire on March 16, 2010, 02:48:30 PM
yesss
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Gooch on March 16, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
 :lol: love this guy
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: 1/64th on March 16, 2010, 02:51:14 PM
Holy crap!!  You're old enough to have a son who has an ex-wife?!?!?!  

BTW, I love these mean green posters as much as the next guy, but we really have got to stop sucking up to lesser teams.  If we're going to be elite, we've got to start acting elitery.   Unless this is all sarcasm, in which you got me.  

Tan...ji-  :cyclist:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: theswo on March 16, 2010, 02:53:23 PM
Tannoudji is back!  :excited:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: CNS on March 16, 2010, 02:58:50 PM
Best well-thought out crazy speak, with undercurrents of  :opcat: and hate, around.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Tannoudji on March 16, 2010, 03:03:07 PM
Yes, the incessant ksufans accusation of racism.  Must get exhausting looking for racism in everything you read or see.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat on March 16, 2010, 03:03:30 PM
I prefer my Jesus toting an AA-12 shotgun. 

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.undeadreport.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fus-marine-firing-aa-12-full-auto-shotgun-aa12-machine-shotgun.jpg&hash=821534e06df4116f68b80c0d2069bbe465a76474)
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: EllToPay on March 16, 2010, 03:06:17 PM
First off, I think you should know that most of the posters you have encountered thus far are in no way, shape, or form real KSU fans.  They are mostly high schoolers out on spring break with nothing better to do.  I was hoping (in vain) that someone with some sense around here would offer up an official greeting to our visitors from North Texas.  Instead what happened was a lot of posturing and an attempt by the local PC brigade to run some of you guys off.

First off, I for one don't think that KSU will win this one easily if at all.  The biggest reason for that is our complete lack of coaching.  Frank Martin, quite frankly, justs gets bodies.  He recruits AAU kids and has them hit the weights.  I have know seen three full years of his style of basketball and it would come as no shock to anyone that he was (and still is) a high school coach.  We run no offensive sets, just one-on-one basketball.  Most practices consist of Frank Martin rolling the ball out on the court and letting the kids play streetball while he continues to recruit.  Our lack of fundamentals is getting legendary in fact.  You must have heard Hall of Fame Coach Bobby Knight on numerous occasions criticizing our lack of positioning on the floor on offense.  Our "point guard" (if you can call him that) is very selfish and repeatedly shoots wild threes as soon as he passes mid-court without ever passing the ball once.  Since he is spanish like the head coach, he gets shown a lot of favoritism.  Our point guard also has a tendency to get over-emotional (hot-blooded) and get a lot of technical fouls.  I imagine your players will try to get is head from the start.

While I will cheer for the 'Cats to win, I also know that our "Coach" is simply a layover from the previous regimes overwhelming desire to "diversify" our athletic department.  The facts are plain: this experiment has already destroyed one program (which HC LHC Bill Snyder is resurrecting as you will find out in the fall).

In short, I offer you the best of luck Thursday.

ps

My son's ex-wife was a North Texas grad.  In music education I think.  From what I can tell you guys are fighting a similar fight with regards to ivory tower professors that we are here in Kansas.  I would say more, but this board is pretty PC and this thread would get deleted.

:bball:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Johnny Wichita on March 16, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
You overdid this one a little bit sockoudji.  
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: CNS on March 16, 2010, 03:17:03 PM
I prefer my Jesus toting an AA-12 shotgun. 

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.undeadreport.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fus-marine-firing-aa-12-full-auto-shotgun-aa12-machine-shotgun.jpg&hash=821534e06df4116f68b80c0d2069bbe465a76474)

Your Jesus doesn't look very Jesusy
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Dr. tylerhughes on March 16, 2010, 03:29:48 PM
I prefer my Jesus toting an AA-12 shotgun. 

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.undeadreport.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F12%2Fus-marine-firing-aa-12-full-auto-shotgun-aa12-machine-shotgun.jpg&hash=821534e06df4116f68b80c0d2069bbe465a76474)

Your Jesus doesn't look very Jesusy

if jesus had access to digital camo, he would have imo.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: TheTastyGreek on March 16, 2010, 03:33:24 PM
It's a complicated attack... I'm not sure how to react to it.

I'm tempted to just throw up my hands and admit that I have absolutely no idea how to handle this. I may be in over my head.

Now I know how Frank Miller must have felt in Lawrence. Then again in Manhattan. And then again in Kansas City.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: OK_Cat on March 16, 2010, 03:33:37 PM
He does have a point, though.

Our coach and 2 best players (Denis and Lu) are all from Mexico, so they have tempers.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: weird roberts foam finger on March 16, 2010, 03:48:44 PM
He does have a point, though.

Our coach and 2 best players (Denis and Lu) are all from Mexico, so they have tempers.

lollers
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Green P! on March 16, 2010, 03:56:21 PM
Alrighty... That's one ku state fan who's ass I'm not gonna have to kick on thursday. Any other'a you bootlickers wanna beg for preemptive mercy?
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: badnewsjimmy on March 16, 2010, 03:57:35 PM
beg
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: pike on March 16, 2010, 04:01:14 PM
Alrighty... That's one ku state fan who's ass I'm not gonna have to kick on thursday. Any other'a you bootlickers wanna beg for preemptive mercy?

Cats by 20 I say
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: 114Hickory on March 16, 2010, 04:33:29 PM
Try not to use "First off" twice in the same rant.  Very confusing.  Otherwise very well done.  Convicting.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: hatingfrancisco on March 16, 2010, 04:43:42 PM
It's a complicated attack... I'm not sure how to react to it.

I'm tempted to just throw up my hands and admit that I have absolutely no idea how to handle this. I may be in over my head.

Now I know how Frank Miller must have felt in Lawrence. Then again in Manhattan. And then again in Kansas City.

Who the eff is Frank Miller?  The Sin City guy?  You peaked 2 days ago brah.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 16, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
Frank Miller doesn't care about winning.  He (like Rick Barnes) just wants to put out NBA players so he can name drop at parties.   :drink:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 16, 2010, 04:47:51 PM
And it was Manhattan first, and then Lawrence, and then Kansas City, and then Indianapolis.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: ew2x4 on March 16, 2010, 05:59:00 PM
Tann- you do realize Jesus was much less white and more... um... ethnic, right?
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: EMAWzified on March 16, 2010, 06:11:30 PM
Quote
Alrighty... That's one ku state fan who's ass I'm not gonna have to kick on thursday. Any other'a you bootlickers wanna beg for preemptive mercy?

Ohhh, SD, this guy wants some of your whoop ass.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: EMAWzified on March 16, 2010, 06:13:51 PM
And Tannoudji, is this you or someone you know?
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=2158.0
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Green P! on March 16, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
Quote
Alrighty... That's one ku state fan who's ass I'm not gonna have to kick on thursday. Any other'a you bootlickers wanna beg for preemptive mercy?

Ohhh, SD, this guy wants some of your whoop ass.


No no no, you read it wrong.  I'm gonna whoop ass.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: jtksu on March 16, 2010, 07:58:02 PM
Tann- you do realize Jesus was much less white and more... um... ethnic, right?

Jesus was Mexican?  Explains a  lot...
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Panjandrum on March 16, 2010, 08:09:50 PM
I don't know if I could live in a world with out Tann.  I mean, yeah, it would be a better place, but this world, his world, is much, much more entertaining.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: ew2x4 on March 16, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
Tann- you do realize Jesus was much less white and more... um... ethnic, right?

Jesus was Mexican?  Explains a  lot...


Mexican is a little closer than Joe Dirt in his sig.
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: RonLongshaft on March 16, 2010, 09:08:46 PM
Lou is mexican tough, which is real tough
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: TBL on March 16, 2010, 09:14:57 PM
Quote
Alrighty... That's one ku state fan who's ass I'm not gonna have to kick on thursday. Any other'a you bootlickers wanna beg for preemptive mercy?

Ohhh, SD, this guy wants some of your whoop ass.


No no no, you read it wrong.  I'm gonna whoop ass.

Bring it on, mother rough rider. I'll make sure Bubba gives you a special ass rough ridin'.   :blank:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Green P! on March 16, 2010, 09:36:26 PM
beg

Great!! There's two now!  Anyone else gonna start begging?
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: BigBlackManTool on March 16, 2010, 09:37:26 PM
beg

Great!! There's two now!  Anyone else gonna start begging?

Nope. :cool:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Green P! on March 16, 2010, 09:41:20 PM

Bring it on, mother fracker. I'll make sure Bubba gives you a special ass fracking.   :blank:

Again with the gay stuff?
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat on March 17, 2010, 11:32:42 AM
Mean Green Fans:  Suck it.  That is all. :ksu:
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: Censored by Laurie on March 17, 2010, 12:19:12 PM
Mean Green Fans:  Suck it.  That is all. :ksu:
Wow...high comedy.  You must be the Andy Dick of your office.

Or just the dick. 
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 17, 2010, 12:58:37 PM
Mean Green Fans:  Suck it.  That is all. :ksu:
Wow...high comedy.  You must be the Andy Dick of your office.

Or just the dick. 

glad it took 16 posts for the mods to realize this guy was a mean grean'r...
Title: Re: To the Mean Green Fans
Post by: LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat on March 17, 2010, 01:50:23 PM
Mean Green Fans:  Suck it.  That is all. :ksu:
Wow...high comedy.  You must be the Andy Dick of your office.

Or just the dick. 

All the ladies at the office are definitely happy with the dick at the office.  No complaints this far.  Thanks for noticing.