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Title: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 10, 2012, 05:55:28 PM: Absolutely insane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvnDytZrTs&feature=player_detailpage#t=70s
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on September 10, 2012, 05:57:51 PM: squaks think he's coming to Lawrence next weekend. That seems odd....to let your opponent bring something like that.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: AppleJack on September 10, 2012, 06:00:04 PM: It would have been neat if he flew down to the field and handed over the ball and then "psych!" pulled it back and then flew off into the sunset and then they couldn't play because that was the only ball. :D
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Winters on September 10, 2012, 06:00:18 PM: Lets trade kstatemask for him!
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: wetwillie on September 10, 2012, 06:00:33 PM: Oh man I hope they try that when we are down there and the dudes pack fails.
Title: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Pete on September 10, 2012, 06:04:17 PM: I had no idea that they had a rocket man. None.
Title: TCU Rocketman
Post by: steve dave on September 10, 2012, 06:05:31 PM: They should play him at RB. Unstoppable.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Pittcat on September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM: Pffft. I saw three things in that video. A douchey guy with an air powered non-rocket pack. LOTS of empty seats. And only one crane.
Title: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Pete on September 10, 2012, 06:06:34 PM: Would be loads of false starts, I bet.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: HeinBallz on September 10, 2012, 06:27:30 PM: That's just silly - what does a rocket man have to do with horned frogs?
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: ChiComCat on September 10, 2012, 06:28:58 PM: I believe the technical term is "Rocketeer"
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 10, 2012, 07:02:15 PM: I can't wait until our pregame skit against TCU next season where Willy chases down Rocket Man and tackles him out of the sky.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: yoEMAW on September 10, 2012, 07:06:49 PM: Respect.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Rams on September 10, 2012, 07:14:18 PM: That takes balls. Big huge Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) balls.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: DQ12 on September 10, 2012, 07:29:54 PM: Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on September 10, 2012, 05:57:51 PM
squaks think he's coming to Lawrence next weekend. That seems odd....to let your opponent bring something like that.
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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch downs brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Emphasis added
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Big Sam on September 10, 2012, 07:31:52 PM: Sorry, but TCU whiffed on that one. Without Shatner out at midfield giving the performance of his life, that was nuthin'.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 10, 2012, 07:36:10 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on September 10, 2012, 07:29:54 PM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on September 10, 2012, 05:57:51 PM
squaks think he's coming to Lawrence next weekend. That seems odd....to let your opponent bring something like that.
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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch downs brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Emphasis added

What an incredible reference.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: EMAWzified on September 10, 2012, 07:47:41 PM: Quote
Lets trade kstatemask for him!

I thought I was alone in finding him annoying. Fritz and the dumbass host of "The Drive" spent five minutes last night going on about how "hilarious" and "hysterical" he was.

There's half a dozen posters here that could do better without adopting a Larry the Cable Guy accent.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: EMAWzified on September 10, 2012, 07:49:01 PM: Problem for rocketman at Lawrence is clearing the Olympic track to make midfield. Prolly crash and burn in the end zone.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: deputy dawg on September 10, 2012, 08:18:02 PM: Quote from: EMAWzified on September 10, 2012, 07:49:01 PM
Problem for rocketman at Lawrence is clearing the Olympic track to make midfield. Prolly crash and burn in the end zone.

Sheer trauma of flying over that poor, trash-strewn dump of a stadium full of white trash hicks. But at least someone can fly into Lawrence, amirite?
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Gooch on September 10, 2012, 08:19:00 PM: Quote from: deputy dawg on September 10, 2012, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: EMAWzified on September 10, 2012, 07:49:01 PM
Problem for rocketman at Lawrence is clearing the Olympic track to make midfield. Prolly crash and burn in the end zone.

Sheer trauma of flying over that poor, trash-strewn dump of a stadium full of white trash hicks. But at least someone can fly into Lawrence, amirite?
Judges ruling?

:thumbs:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: HeinBallz on September 10, 2012, 08:21:58 PM: Quote from: Gooch on September 10, 2012, 08:19:00 PM

Sheer trauma of flying over that poor, trash-strewn dump of a stadium full of white trash hicks. But at least someone can fly into Lawrence, amirite?
Judges ruling?

:thumbs:
[/quote]

enjoyed this. excellent delivery.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: MakeItRain on September 10, 2012, 09:12:20 PM: Quote from: Pittcat on September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM
LOTS of empty seats.

nice to see that with a stadium expansion and a new conference they still aren't drawing dick
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 10, 2012, 09:15:25 PM: THEY'RE FROM THE FUTURE!!!!! :runaway:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: _33 on September 10, 2012, 09:27:06 PM: Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 10, 2012, 09:15:25 PM
THEY'RE FROM THE FUTURE!!!!! :runaway:

Yeah, I had no idea that technology even existed. I think maybe the video was photoshopped or something.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: chunkles on September 10, 2012, 10:21:24 PM: would be fun if for our pre-game he became christrocket/jetpak-jesus shooting lasers of forgiveness and compassion at our heathencat.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: BushBlister on September 10, 2012, 10:24:18 PM: think of the DUNKS!!!! that guy could do!
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 10, 2012, 10:36:34 PM: Quote from: MakeItRain on September 10, 2012, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: Pittcat on September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM
LOTS of empty seats.

nice to see that with a stadium expansion and a new conference they still aren't drawing dick

I think they will draw a whole lot of visiting fans during conference play, though.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: bucket on September 10, 2012, 10:46:11 PM: how can you guys dislike anything jet pack related? :dunno:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: DQ12 on September 10, 2012, 10:47:22 PM: would be cooler (MJROD! :curse:) if it was at Toledo.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: ManBearPig on September 10, 2012, 11:50:53 PM: Quote from: Dlew12 on September 10, 2012, 10:47:22 PM
would be cooler (MJROD! :curse:) if it was at Toledo.
(http://turboman)
Could you imagine the mascot capabilities??? :eek:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 11, 2012, 12:17:04 AM: Elite reference:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcouldthishappen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F06%2Fugo-50jp-arrestdev2.jpg&hash=58b9fb4119544c0738782ce35e4116641841f55d)
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: chunkles on September 11, 2012, 01:22:01 AM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1141.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn590%2Fchunkles22%2Ftcu%2Fjpjc.png&hash=40683e31cc5118451ae4d865ad523d9d5b493630)
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 11, 2012, 07:18:01 AM: :thumbs:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: MadCat on September 11, 2012, 09:15:54 AM: True TCU Jesus must bleed from his eyes as well. Go frogs
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: deputy dawg on September 11, 2012, 11:56:10 AM: If we put in the moat or lazy river, we could have pregame water jet-paks:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechnabob.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fjet_lev_jet_pack.jpg&hash=e9614f8cfe2e587b1590c50c99ab7efc5e157d85)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: MadCat on September 11, 2012, 12:07:21 PM: Quote from: deputy dawg on September 11, 2012, 11:56:10 AM
If we put in the moat or lazy river, we could have pregame water jet-paks:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechnabob.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fjet_lev_jet_pack.jpg&hash=e9614f8cfe2e587b1590c50c99ab7efc5e157d85)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0

I was thinking we should have this but with ethanol.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: mocat on September 11, 2012, 12:11:33 PM: can't wait until our stadium is nicer than their stadium :frown:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: MadCat on September 11, 2012, 12:13:38 PM: Quote from: mocat on September 11, 2012, 12:11:33 PM
can't wait until our stadium is nicer than their stadium :frown:

I like their arches and stuff, but I think we can beat them on standing water drainage
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: bakerman on September 11, 2012, 01:12:50 PM: Quote from: MakeItRain on September 10, 2012, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: Pittcat on September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM
LOTS of empty seats.

nice to see that with a stadium expansion and a new conference they still aren't drawing dick

pffft, you want them to be there before the game starts?! wtf...

http://www.tcu360.com/sports/2012/09/15724.some-students-unable-get-seats-during-saturdays-game
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 11, 2012, 02:32:00 PM: Quote from: bakerman on September 11, 2012, 01:12:50 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on September 10, 2012, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: Pittcat on September 10, 2012, 06:06:24 PM
LOTS of empty seats.

nice to see that with a stadium expansion and a new conference they still aren't drawing dick

pffft, you want them to be there before the game starts?! wtf...

http://www.tcu360.com/sports/2012/09/15724.some-students-unable-get-seats-during-saturdays-game

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Senior education major Jaclyn Balzer said she walked in when the game started and did not get to sit down the entire first half due to over-crowding in the student section.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.tinypic.com%2F30ndxu1.jpg&hash=dae8fe83ecc81fa595f0d2826bc0fa393ea8e597)
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: puniraptor on September 11, 2012, 04:19:59 PM: DID NOT GET TO SIT DOWN!
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: MidnightOil82 on September 11, 2012, 05:17:18 PM: Can't hardly wait

http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif (http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif)
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: SwiftCat on September 12, 2012, 12:30:59 AM: Quote from: MidnightOil82 on September 11, 2012, 05:17:18 PM

Can't hardly wait

http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif (http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif)

I have no idea what this post has to do with the thread topic, but dude, grow up.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 12, 2012, 10:42:47 AM: Quote from: MidnightOil82 on September 11, 2012, 05:17:18 PM

Can't hardly wait

http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif (http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif)

Kstatefans is that way... ----->
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: deputy dawg on September 12, 2012, 03:35:39 PM: Quote from: SkinnyBenny on September 12, 2012, 10:42:47 AM
Quote from: MidnightOil82 on September 11, 2012, 05:17:18 PM

Can't hardly wait

http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif (http://blackoutsportsmedia.com/the-greatest-and-most-fitting-kansas-jayhawk-football-fan-ive-ever-laid-eyes-on-gif)

Kstatefans is that way... ----->

Eff off, Skinny Benny, I thought it was funny when I saw it during the broadcast. His only mistake is assuming that many Jayhawk football fans get that excited about ku football.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: 8manpick on November 09, 2012, 02:14:17 PM: burning out his fuse up here alone
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 09, 2012, 06:00:33 PM: I hope I get to see Rocketman tomorrow but I don't know if we will. Know a friend who went to a game at Michigan kinda recently and Rocketman brought in the gameball. Maybe he travels the country and is not a local Dallas suburbanite after all? :dunno:
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: j-von on November 09, 2012, 06:19:59 PM: Disappointing that he doesn't bring a bunch of shirts to drop out of the sky.
Title: Re: TCU Rocketman
Post by: Johnny Thunderbone on November 09, 2012, 07:34:39 PM: Quote from: deputy dawg on September 11, 2012, 11:56:10 AM
If we put in the moat or lazy river, we could have pregame water jet-paks:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftechnabob.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F02%2Fjet_lev_jet_pack.jpg&hash=e9614f8cfe2e587b1590c50c99ab7efc5e157d85)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im1iNq02Kz0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRVspuAJyAY