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Title: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on September 05, 2012, 11:55:51 AM: K-State Athletics ?@kstatesports
#KStateMBB coach oscar Weber will throw out the first pitch at tonight's Royals-Rangers game at Kauffman Stadium.

I know we have seen oscar Weber throw first pitches right into the ground for the Chicago Cubs 6 years in a row, but I am for one am not going to judge him until he throws a few first pitches for our KC Royals. He may throw a perfect strike right down the middle even though he has never thrown a strike and will almost certainly hit somebody in the stands and ruin first pitches for the Royals for the next 8 seasons. Good luck oscar! :emawkid:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 12:11:50 PM: jorts :crossfingers:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: AbeFroman on September 05, 2012, 12:35:17 PM: Good call having him go to the Royals game after football season starts. Will there even be fans in the stadium?
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: pissclams on September 05, 2012, 12:39:37 PM: 103 mph fastball right down the middle
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: steve dave on September 05, 2012, 01:09:39 PM: better make a call to the bullpen for your best cargo jorts

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmlblogsroyals.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F08%2Fmartin20pitch-thumb-379x336-23487311.jpg%3Fw%3D379%26amp%3Bh%3D336&hash=b56ceec7e958162fd7adadc3c30e2a611187b6ca)
Title: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: felix rex on September 05, 2012, 01:15:22 PM: How many stars should a fan see after getting plunked in the head by an errant weber niceball? Most see three, from what I hear. A few more serious cases see 4-5, but this is rare and the additional stars leave before forming a star alliance that refuses to come out and play anymore.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: pissclams on September 05, 2012, 01:19:26 PM: attn: kc area cat fans, tonight around 7:05pm you are going to hear a sonic boom but please don't be alarmed, it's just our old ball coach throwing out a 105mph fastball right down the pipe at kauffman stadium

#couldstillplayinMLB, #nolanryanisjealous, #sonicboomKC.com
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: puniraptor on September 05, 2012, 01:21:10 PM: subsonic boom
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 05, 2012, 01:23:08 PM: I bet Weber doesn't even get the ball to the plate. They should have had him perform the groundskeeping for the game. That would have been a better show.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on September 05, 2012, 01:34:28 PM: I hope the catcher that shakes oscar's hand after he throws the first pitch is wearing a glove otherwise he will get chicken nuggets Handed.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 02:08:10 PM: I am going to be at this game on somebody's company freebie. Like Bruceys odds in Sheridans chicken nuggets eating contest. :excited:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: CNS on September 05, 2012, 05:04:27 PM: oscar and the Royals rough ridin' deserve each other.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:00:07 PM: Well he got it up there ok.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 05, 2012, 07:09:33 PM: Quote from: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:00:07 PM
Well he got it up there ok.
boos? indifference? laughter?
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:12:55 PM: Some cheers, didn't detect any boos. Nobody's really here/prob some who the eff is that
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 05, 2012, 07:36:42 PM: Quote from: O-town Kat on September 05, 2012, 07:12:55 PM
Some cheers, didn't detect any boos. Nobody's really here/prob some who the eff is that
How did you not hear yourself boo?
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM: wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Gooch on September 05, 2012, 08:48:03 PM: The only thing I hate more than his face is his squeaky rough ridin' voice. :shakesfist:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: wetwillie on September 05, 2012, 09:03:06 PM: Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM
wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Did he talk about royals greats George Brent and Frank Black?
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Gooch on September 05, 2012, 09:03:52 PM: Quote from: wetwillie on September 05, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 05, 2012, 08:45:00 PM
wasn't as bad as i expected when they interviewed him in the 3rd inning.

Did he talk about royals greats George Brent and Frank Black?
:lol:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Cire on September 05, 2012, 09:08:34 PM: Heard him tell a fan "I'll see you at brambledge colosseum"
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: kim carnes on September 05, 2012, 09:09:17 PM: :lol: :flush:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 06, 2012, 12:01:55 AM: Quote from: Cire on September 05, 2012, 09:08:34 PM
Heard him tell a fan "I'll see you at brambledge colosseum"
I'm still hoping he doesn't know where that is. Clinging on.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 06, 2012, 08:18:04 AM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2EhW4nCIAEjCEC.jpg:large)
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: fun muffin on September 06, 2012, 08:20:00 AM: THAT'S OUR oscar!!
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Trim on September 06, 2012, 08:21:09 AM: Sluggrrrrrrrr... thoughts?
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: mocat on September 06, 2012, 09:11:49 AM: "what a boner" is still the best way i have ever heard oscar weber described
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: TheHamburglar on September 06, 2012, 10:14:26 AM: Quote from: Trim on September 06, 2012, 08:21:09 AM
Sluggrrrrrrrr... thoughts?

Who though it would be a good idea to have yellow fur coming out of his nostrils?
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on September 06, 2012, 10:23:58 AM: How will I throw out the first pitch? Well, distance. And the proud state of baseball. It start there, and then daily flights to Kauffman, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Trim on September 06, 2012, 10:46:57 AM: Quote from: TheHamburglar on September 06, 2012, 10:14:26 AM
Quote from: Trim on September 06, 2012, 08:21:09 AM
Sluggrrrrrrrr... thoughts?

Who though it would be a good idea to have yellow fur coming out of his nostrils?

I was asking Sluggrrrrrr for his thoughts on Weber. Looks to me like he's saying "get a load of this rough ridin' boner."
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Trim on September 06, 2012, 10:47:07 AM: Quote from: JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross on September 06, 2012, 10:23:58 AM
How will I throw out the first pitch? Well, distance. And the proud state of baseball. It start there, and then daily flights to Kauffman, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 06, 2012, 10:58:39 AM: (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.kansas.com%2Fkstated%2Ffiles%2F2012%2F09%2FBruceWeberFirstPitch.jpg&hash=b8b6bb7152628df29b433d98430d5908bc8932d8)
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Trim on September 06, 2012, 10:59:26 AM: Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 06, 2012, 10:58:39 AM
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Holy eff.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: steve dave on September 06, 2012, 10:59:38 AM: on the one hand, cargo jorts. on the other hand, pleats. JFC KState, get it together.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: steve dave on September 06, 2012, 11:00:11 AM: AND HE DIDN'T EVEN THROW FROM THE rough ridin' MOUND! :lol:
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 06, 2012, 11:01:29 AM: His facial expression is the best part.
Title: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: felix rex on September 06, 2012, 11:01:47 AM: His power was probably affected by the iPad in his front pocket.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: CNS on September 06, 2012, 11:06:02 AM: The amount of old man strain on his face is horrific.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: slobber on September 06, 2012, 11:06:18 AM: Quote from: felix rex on September 06, 2012, 11:01:47 AM
His power was probably affected by the iPad in his front pocket.
Hence, the need for pleats.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Winters on September 06, 2012, 11:33:23 AM: I think oscar is the kind of guy we will all laugh at and he'll think he is cool because we are laughing at him.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: 0.42 on September 06, 2012, 01:35:27 PM: Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 06, 2012, 10:58:39 AM
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the oscar is loose!
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: SleepFighter on September 06, 2012, 10:44:32 PM: Nice grip he's got there.
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: hemmy on September 06, 2012, 11:18:08 PM: looks like a gyro ball
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Cire on September 08, 2012, 05:29:50 PM: who the hell wears that to a baseball game???
Title: Re: oscar Weber to Throw Out First Pitch at Tonight's Royals Game
Post by: Benja on September 09, 2012, 02:08:42 PM: Ug. oscar. Ug.