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Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: 'taterblast on September 01, 2012, 08:58:00 AM
i grabbed it right off his head and threw it on the ground

then after it was on the ground i spotted a huge puddle of spilled beer so i walked over and moved the hat again to make sure it was in the puddle.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: _33 on September 01, 2012, 09:07:42 AM
i grabbed it right off his head and threw it on the ground

then after it was on the ground i spotted a huge puddle of spilled beer so i walked over and moved the hat again to make sure it was in the puddle.

I saw that guy right after this happened.  I helped him dry off his hat, apologized for your actions and welcomed him to Manhattan.  Then I punched his lights out.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2012, 09:13:40 AM
I dumped 30 packets of Sugar in the Raw into a MSU truck gas tank I saw at rivermkt this morn.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: SdK on September 01, 2012, 09:20:00 AM
Saw a woman I said Miss? Sorry, State. Stated. I stated it. Not said.
Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 09:20:51 AM
Just walked passed a guy with his two sons in aggieville. Decked out in their MO St stuff. As I passed I got in the smaller of the two kids face and asked him why he was a fan of MO Dumbfuck State. Didn't even answer. Shut him down.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: AppleJack on September 01, 2012, 09:22:53 AM
My sister (Mo St grad) called me this morning to wish me luck on the big game tonight. I told her to go eff herself and it would probably be wise to just stay home on Thanksgiving. rough ridin' bitch.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: SdK on September 01, 2012, 09:23:59 AM
Helped with a delivery last night. Baby came out Mo state Colors. Or as MO staters would say, he was colored. I took him across state lines with my Abe beard and read him the 13th.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on September 01, 2012, 09:24:57 AM
I just climbed off Terry Allen's wife.   :katpakhead:
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Pittcat on September 01, 2012, 09:33:05 AM
Just pulled up next to a MO Stater at a stop light.  I looked at him sternly and gave him my signature nose scratch/bird flip gesture.  Then I peeled out a split second BEFORE the light turned green.   :comehere:
Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 09:36:14 AM
Just went back and asked that kid if he wanted some. Said, "some what?" rough ridin' little idiot.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 01, 2012, 09:41:12 AM
Last night I saw a MO st. guy. I offered to buy him a beer and ran off when they laid the tab down. Poor sucker paid for all my drinks.  :dance:
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: SdK on September 01, 2012, 09:42:37 AM
Just got back from the gas station. Saw a Mo State fan. I let it cool me off.
Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 09:45:09 AM
That little kid is eating chicken strips at Kites. I'm watching his every move. When his dad goes to the bathroom crap's gonna go live.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: MeatSauce on September 01, 2012, 09:55:53 AM
Guy in my neighborhood is a Mo St. fan that I've always thought was a stand up guy... Last night we were chatting about the Cats v Bears game, and he says to me, "well you're school will win tomorrow, but we'll always win in the classroom," and then made a "bunch of farmers at an ag school" comment.  Well, that stayed with me all night, and I didn't get a whole lot of sleep.  So this morning, I got up at the crack of dawn (just like a farmer, LOL), got in my truck, and "farmed" his yard for him.  He came outside in nothing but tighty whities all  :shakesfist: and  :curse:.  I flipped him the bird, cranked up Right Now, peeled out, and drove to MHK to watch the cats.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: hurtsogood on September 01, 2012, 09:59:08 AM
I work with a Missouri State guy.  He told me to have a "nice long weekend."  I said, "I appreciate that.  You have a good weekend as well" and then left for the day...

...but guys... I had my fingers crossed the whole time I was talking to him!  :D
Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 10:01:42 AM
Dad went to the bathroom and I dumped an entire beer on the kids head. What a dumbass. Cheesed it out of there.
Title: Re: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 01, 2012, 10:03:16 AM
Guy in my neighborhood is a Mo St. fan that I've always thought was a stand up guy... Last night we were chatting about the Cats v Bears game, and he says to me, "well you're school will win tomorrow, but we'll always win in the classroom," and then made a "bunch of farmers at an ag school" comment.  Well, that stayed with me all night, and I didn't get a whole lot of sleep.  So this morning, I got up at the crack of dawn (just like a farmer, LOL), got in my truck, and "farmed" his yard for him.  He came outside in nothing but tighty whities all  :shakesfist: and  :curse:.  I flipped him the bird, cranked up Right Now, peeled out, and drove to MHK to watch the cats.
Lol, we must live in the same neighborhood. I saw him out in his yard this morning trying to salvage his lawn. I yelled over to him, "Your wheelchair is leaving even more tracks wherever you go. Too bad your wife died from cancer or maybe she'd help you!" Freaking hilarious.

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Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 10:03:59 AM
Nice burn mittons
Title: Re: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 01, 2012, 10:05:30 AM
Nice burn mittons
Should I go dump a beer on his kid's head? He's got him in a bassinet on the front porch.

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Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: pissclams on September 01, 2012, 10:10:53 AM
walked up to a mo state tailgate a few minutes ago, no i didn't because they don't exist.
Title: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2012, 10:11:03 AM
Tip it over then run away while flipping the bird behind you
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: goCats101 on September 01, 2012, 10:26:52 AM
You guys are a bunch of unfunny assholes....is what a Mo state fan said to me and my friend as I told him he had something on his shirt and then slapped him in the face while my buddy simultaneously de-pantsed him.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: SdK on September 01, 2012, 10:27:04 AM
So i just hired a high end escort, I told her to bring the nastiest girl she could find, so that we could take turns peeing on her. What would you know, the trash was a Mo State fan. Upon hearing this, we peed in the toilet instead. Golden showers are for those that shower.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: SdK on September 01, 2012, 10:33:34 AM
Update: We just gave her a shower. Turns out she isn't latina after all, but a pasty redhead.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2012, 10:40:42 AM
Next Mo state fan I see is getting this half can of diet sprite thrown at their back.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 01, 2012, 10:47:54 AM
I saw a guy wearing a Mo St shirt walking down the street this morning, I honked and waved, but waved to the other side of the street.  He was totally confused.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: 'taterblast on September 01, 2012, 11:31:40 AM
just saw the same guy from last night. started to act friendly toward him and act like i was just joking around, but right in the middle of saying it i snatched his livestrong band right off his wrist (i'm very quick) and threw it across the street. as i walked away i screamed "eff you bear!"  rough ridin' pussy.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2012, 12:21:45 PM
Who keyed "EMAW" into the hood of the Pontiac grand am with a mo state flag?  It's parked at 10 th and vattier
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: ChiComCat on September 01, 2012, 12:23:08 PM
Who keyed "EMAW" into the hood of the Pontiac grand am with a mo state flag?  It's parked at 10 th and vattier

Somebody needs to set Winters up with an alibi pronto
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Super PurpleCat on September 01, 2012, 12:24:19 PM
I've never seen a Moo State fan.   :frown:
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 01, 2012, 12:38:59 PM
Was on the way to Manhattan and got in front of a Mo State car.  Slowed way down and then cleaned the heck out of my windshield with the windshield wiper fluid.  The dumbasses behind me had to turn on their wipers.  And guess what!  They rough ridin' broke mid wipe!  Had to drive the rest of the way with a wiper right in their fat faces.  rough ridin' faggots.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2012, 01:31:20 PM
 Omg, these stupid hicks are hilarious!

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Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on September 01, 2012, 03:21:25 PM
just saw a Missouri State fan in the mall. Told him to HOLD MAHHH DICK then walked off casually.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2012, 04:24:36 PM
Just saw one at grocery store, he was looking at some sausage in the case, I snatched his iPhone out of his cart and dropped it in the lobster tank.
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: jtksu on September 01, 2012, 04:47:02 PM
pPretty sure that last one wasnt true.  I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 01, 2012, 04:48:55 PM
pPretty sure that last one wasnt true.  I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:

It was way old.  The original.  And I think he was a phone salesman
Title: Re: saw a guy last night with mo state hat on
Post by: slobber on September 01, 2012, 08:16:46 PM
pPretty sure that last one wasnt true.  I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:

It was way old.  The original.  And I think he was a phone salesman
Only if you mean "a phone salesman" in the way Terry is "a candle salesman."