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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: 'taterblast on September 01, 2012, 08:58:00 AM
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i grabbed it right off his head and threw it on the ground
then after it was on the ground i spotted a huge puddle of spilled beer so i walked over and moved the hat again to make sure it was in the puddle.
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i grabbed it right off his head and threw it on the ground
then after it was on the ground i spotted a huge puddle of spilled beer so i walked over and moved the hat again to make sure it was in the puddle.
I saw that guy right after this happened. I helped him dry off his hat, apologized for your actions and welcomed him to Manhattan. Then I punched his lights out.
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I dumped 30 packets of Sugar in the Raw into a MSU truck gas tank I saw at rivermkt this morn.
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Saw a woman I said Miss? Sorry, State. Stated. I stated it. Not said.
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Just walked passed a guy with his two sons in aggieville. Decked out in their MO St stuff. As I passed I got in the smaller of the two kids face and asked him why he was a fan of MO Dumbfuck State. Didn't even answer. Shut him down.
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My sister (Mo St grad) called me this morning to wish me luck on the big game tonight. I told her to go eff herself and it would probably be wise to just stay home on Thanksgiving. rough ridin' bitch.
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Helped with a delivery last night. Baby came out Mo state Colors. Or as MO staters would say, he was colored. I took him across state lines with my Abe beard and read him the 13th.
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I just climbed off Terry Allen's wife. :katpakhead:
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Just pulled up next to a MO Stater at a stop light. I looked at him sternly and gave him my signature nose scratch/bird flip gesture. Then I peeled out a split second BEFORE the light turned green. :comehere:
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Just went back and asked that kid if he wanted some. Said, "some what?" rough ridin' little idiot.
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Last night I saw a MO st. guy. I offered to buy him a beer and ran off when they laid the tab down. Poor sucker paid for all my drinks. :dance:
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Just got back from the gas station. Saw a Mo State fan. I let it cool me off.
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That little kid is eating chicken strips at Kites. I'm watching his every move. When his dad goes to the bathroom crap's gonna go live.
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Guy in my neighborhood is a Mo St. fan that I've always thought was a stand up guy... Last night we were chatting about the Cats v Bears game, and he says to me, "well you're school will win tomorrow, but we'll always win in the classroom," and then made a "bunch of farmers at an ag school" comment. Well, that stayed with me all night, and I didn't get a whole lot of sleep. So this morning, I got up at the crack of dawn (just like a farmer, LOL), got in my truck, and "farmed" his yard for him. He came outside in nothing but tighty whities all :shakesfist: and :curse:. I flipped him the bird, cranked up Right Now, peeled out, and drove to MHK to watch the cats.
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I work with a Missouri State guy. He told me to have a "nice long weekend." I said, "I appreciate that. You have a good weekend as well" and then left for the day...
...but guys... I had my fingers crossed the whole time I was talking to him! :D
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Dad went to the bathroom and I dumped an entire beer on the kids head. What a dumbass. Cheesed it out of there.
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Guy in my neighborhood is a Mo St. fan that I've always thought was a stand up guy... Last night we were chatting about the Cats v Bears game, and he says to me, "well you're school will win tomorrow, but we'll always win in the classroom," and then made a "bunch of farmers at an ag school" comment. Well, that stayed with me all night, and I didn't get a whole lot of sleep. So this morning, I got up at the crack of dawn (just like a farmer, LOL), got in my truck, and "farmed" his yard for him. He came outside in nothing but tighty whities all :shakesfist: and :curse:. I flipped him the bird, cranked up Right Now, peeled out, and drove to MHK to watch the cats.
Lol, we must live in the same neighborhood. I saw him out in his yard this morning trying to salvage his lawn. I yelled over to him, "Your wheelchair is leaving even more tracks wherever you go. Too bad your wife died from cancer or maybe she'd help you!" Freaking hilarious.
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Nice burn mittons
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Nice burn mittons
Should I go dump a beer on his kid's head? He's got him in a bassinet on the front porch.
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walked up to a mo state tailgate a few minutes ago, no i didn't because they don't exist.
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Tip it over then run away while flipping the bird behind you
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You guys are a bunch of unfunny assholes....is what a Mo state fan said to me and my friend as I told him he had something on his shirt and then slapped him in the face while my buddy simultaneously de-pantsed him.
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So i just hired a high end escort, I told her to bring the nastiest girl she could find, so that we could take turns peeing on her. What would you know, the trash was a Mo State fan. Upon hearing this, we peed in the toilet instead. Golden showers are for those that shower.
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Update: We just gave her a shower. Turns out she isn't latina after all, but a pasty redhead.
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Next Mo state fan I see is getting this half can of diet sprite thrown at their back.
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I saw a guy wearing a Mo St shirt walking down the street this morning, I honked and waved, but waved to the other side of the street. He was totally confused.
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just saw the same guy from last night. started to act friendly toward him and act like i was just joking around, but right in the middle of saying it i snatched his livestrong band right off his wrist (i'm very quick) and threw it across the street. as i walked away i screamed "eff you bear!" rough ridin' pussy.
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Who keyed "EMAW" into the hood of the Pontiac grand am with a mo state flag? It's parked at 10 th and vattier
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Who keyed "EMAW" into the hood of the Pontiac grand am with a mo state flag? It's parked at 10 th and vattier
Somebody needs to set Winters up with an alibi pronto
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I've never seen a Moo State fan. :frown:
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Was on the way to Manhattan and got in front of a Mo State car. Slowed way down and then cleaned the heck out of my windshield with the windshield wiper fluid. The dumbasses behind me had to turn on their wipers. And guess what! They rough ridin' broke mid wipe! Had to drive the rest of the way with a wiper right in their fat faces. rough ridin' faggots.
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Omg, these stupid hicks are hilarious!
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just saw a Missouri State fan in the mall. Told him to HOLD MAHHH DICK then walked off casually.
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Just saw one at grocery store, he was looking at some sausage in the case, I snatched his iPhone out of his cart and dropped it in the lobster tank.
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pPretty sure that last one wasnt true. I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:
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pPretty sure that last one wasnt true. I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:
It was way old. The original. And I think he was a phone salesman
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pPretty sure that last one wasnt true. I mean, you really believe those hayseeds would have an iphone?! :lol:
It was way old. The original. And I think he was a phone salesman
Only if you mean "a phone salesman" in the way Terry is "a candle salesman."