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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: slobber on August 24, 2012, 12:17:05 PM
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Hey guys, I realize that this should be a combo thread, but my thought process is that potential new posters are coming over to the football board to check this place out and they may not go to the combo board. Lets get them to start posting while the mods are gone to Chicago Mod'n Convention.
Please provide posting tips to potential new members here:
1. Don't post pictures of naked women. If I wanted to see crap like that, I'd go someplace a whole hell of lot more entertaining than here. (Note, this does not apply to BMWhawk, who likes to post pictures of some of the scantily clad 140 or so women he has banged.)
2. Don't make fun of the more established posters in your first few posts. That will put everyone else in a defensive mode and make them want to PI the crap out of you. (This does not apply to fanning, as everyone makes fun of his posts.) (This also, doesn't apply to dobber, as he doesn't give a crap if you make fun of his posts and very few people even like him anyway.)
3. You can say whatever you want about the mods this weekend, because they are gone. (Even though we all know they are just setting in a motel room logged on as a guest and reading everything that is being written since they don't have the ability to do anything more creative than that.) (None of this applies to stevedave, he is awesome.)
4. If you think you can talk politics and make a valid point, good luck, but leave it in the DK Dome. (PRO TIP, you won't be able to make a valid point, somebody will PI you and call you names and claim you are a racist libtard conservative idiot bitch who hates dead babies and Christian Atheists.)
5. Try to be original and don't write a long dissertation that nobody will read. (Like this.)
any other advice?
Also, if you love KSU Football, do the closing door emoticon...
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tell anyone with more that 20,000 posts to get mumped. Also call them a dork.
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Good one raptor!
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Man, I love KSU Football, too!!
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enjoyed this thread.
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enjoyed this thread.
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Yeah, it probably won't make it through the w/e, but thanks, anyway! :dance:
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enjoyed this thread.
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Yeah, it probably won't make it through the w/e, but thanks, anyway! :dance:
Here's hoping.
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j/k :clac:
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Eat a dick, dobs.
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Eat a dick, dobs.
Good one!
See, new posters, you can make fun of dobber, nobody likes him.
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Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
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I just realized that this thread will be the most confusing to the mods when they get back. I tried to mod it back to what it was to make it make sense, but without real mod powers it's kind of eff'd.
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Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
Great advice!
Also, I just need one new poster to make this thread a winner. Just one. <dobber sets and waits for the Jerry Lewis Telethon telephone red light to go off...>
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Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
Great advice!
Also, I just need one new poster to make this thread a winner. Just one. <dobber sets and waits for the Jerry Lewis Telethon telephone red light to go off...>
Dobber, I hate to say this since you are such a nice guy? I was just wondering how you came up with the name "dobber". The only reason I ask is because your avatar looks a whole lot like Goober Pyle from the old Andy Griffin Show. And to top it off, you sound a lot like he would if he posted on this board. :sdeek:
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MODS! I don't see no MODS; and if I did, I wouldn't tell on ya. :fatty:
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1. Don't post pictures of naked women. If I wanted to see crap like that, I'd go someplace a whole hell of lot more entertaining than here.
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More advice.
Dlew has proven to be uncannily accurate with predictions. Think twice before predicting something different.
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Good protips guys. Let's get some new blood in here while all those dicks are blowing each other in Chicago.
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There is no new blood. This board will age and die with its current posters
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There is no new blood. This board will age and die with its current posters
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Where in the hell was this information when I started? This could have saved me a lot of heartbreak.
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Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
Great advice!
Also, I just need one new poster to make this thread a winner. Just one. <dobber sets and waits for the Jerry Lewis Telethon telephone red light to go off...>
Dobber, I hate to say this since you are such a nice guy? I was just wondering how you came up with the name "dobber". The only reason I ask is because your avatar looks a whole lot like Goober Pyle from the old Andy Griffin Show. And to top it off, you sound a lot like he would if he posted on this board. :sdeek:
I am a nice guy, but you can question that since we have never met. http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21696.0
This thread will hopefully be deleted when the real mods sober up, otherwise it will be the stupidest thing on goewam.com and I will be responsible for it. If only I hadn't tried to funny with Casey's response, we could have had 20 or 30 new posters in here before the mods wrapped up the convention.
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I heart KSU. This offseason about killed me. Been around since the start. This place is my home.
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HI daBish7!!!
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I heart KSU. This offseason about killed me. Been around since the start. This place is my home.
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WE GOT ONE!!!!! Welcome daB7!
Edit: Sorry man, I just realized that you have been on here since 2010. Keep posting!
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I heart KSU. This offseason about killed me. Been around since the start. This place is my home.
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Welcome! Now, fetch fanning a sandwich, N00B!
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I heart KSU. This offseason about killed me. Been around since the start. This place is my home.
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Welcome! Now, fetch fanning a sandwich, N00B!
Ummm, this place has been his home since 2010. Maybe you should ask him what kind of sandwich he would like?
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Well then we didn't "GET ONE", now did we?
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LOL :lol:
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Well then we didn't "GET ONE", now did we?
No, we didn't. Which I had previously acknowledged in my edit. :facepalm: You could say that this thread at least got somebody to post who had only posted 2 times in the previous two years, however, that was easily countered by the fact that it also got you to post another half dozen times or so.
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This thread sucks balls.
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This thread sucks balls.
Yup!
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why? :dunno:
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Don't worry Dobber. I'm sure that once the mods get back and see this thread, there will be lots of new posters talking about how great the mods on this site are.
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Also, tread lightly when discussing John Currie, oscar Weber, our football uniforms, and any basketball coach from March 2006-April 2012.
Great advice!
Also, I just need one new poster to make this thread a winner. Just one. <dobber sets and waits for the Jerry Lewis Telethon telephone red light to go off...>
Dobber, I hate to say this since you are such a nice guy? I was just wondering how you came up with the name "dobber". The only reason I ask is because your avatar looks a whole lot like Goober Pyle from the old Andy Griffin Show. And to top it off, you sound a lot like he would if he posted on this board. :sdeek:
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You should get Sonny Shinepumper to post. I saw him viewing another thread and checked him out. He has been registered since 2010 and has never posted. Dobber, look at the opportunity you have to bring all of these lurkers out of hiding while the collective group of bad people are on hiatus.
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It's game week. Why isn't this place on fire?
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It's game week. Why isn't this place on fire?
Not until tomorrow it's not
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I have been stopping by to read along for a while now, but never felt like the time was right to try out my first post. Just didn't feel ready, and still don't, but its now or never I guess.
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I have been stopping by to read along for a while now, but never felt like the time was right to try out my first post. Just didn't feel ready, and still don't, but its now or never I guess.
You are a sock, or your avatar needs one. Either way, welcome, boner!
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I have been stopping by to read along for a while now, but never felt like the time was right to try out my first post. Just didn't feel ready, and still don't, but its now or never I guess.
You are a sock, or your avatar needs one. Either way, welcome, boner!
great sock radar, Dobber. :thumbsup:
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I have been stopping by to read along for a while now, but never felt like the time was right to try out my first post. Just didn't feel ready, and still don't, but its now or never I guess.
Should have gone with never. Take a hike.
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I swear I'm not a sock! (Although that is exactly what a sock would say, isn't it?)
Believe me guys, BELIEVE! :ksu:
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I swear I'm not a sock! (Although that is exactly what a sock would say, isn't it?)
Believe me guys, BELIEVE! :ksu:
You just keep posting. This place is full of socks, there's always room for one more! :cheers: