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Title: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 10:39:02 AM
Let's talk some tailgating.

I'm running into some issues this year.  Our tailgate is getting older each year and we're already overrun with tucks.  Any suggestions on how to make the tailgate younger and fresher (no we can't runoff the tucks they have all the nice toys).

Also, do you guys ever do themes for your tailgate?  For example we're going to do Mexican the first week and I'm going to make some of my famous car-nee-tass.  Serve some Sol and Tecate.  Thinking about having some tailgaters act out a scene from my favorite telenovela.  Thoughts?
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: p1k3 on August 23, 2012, 10:41:03 AM
Sounds like you need more drinking. I'd try that first, then react for the second game if you have to.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: BushBlister on August 23, 2012, 10:46:12 AM
Might I suggest putting in a mini-goal so you and your cronies could dunk?  Then i=t would be a tuck dunk.  TAILGATING ABOVE THE RIM!!!!!
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: WildcatNkilt on August 23, 2012, 10:57:56 AM
Let's talk some tailgating.

I'm running into some issues this year.  Our tailgate is getting older each year and we're already overrun with tucks.  Any suggestions on how to make the tailgate younger and fresher (no we can't runoff the tucks they have all the nice toys).

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Also, do you guys ever do themes for your tailgate?
  For example we're going to do Mexican the first week and I'm going to make some of my famous car-nee-tass.  Serve some Sol and Tecate.  Thinking about having some tailgaters act out a scene from my favorite telenovela.  Thoughts?

Yes.

This year Mrs. WNK and I have planned to do Mexican for one game, Pizzas for another, and the rest are still TBD.  Lots of alcohol is involved, the gents enjoy cigars.  Good times looking forward to it.   :thumbs:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: slobber on August 23, 2012, 11:01:41 AM
Make rice crispy treats with m&m's in them. They will really turn things around for you.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 23, 2012, 11:07:58 AM
Just TI the tucks.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Katpappy on August 23, 2012, 11:09:32 AM
Make rice crispy treats with m&m's in them. They will really turn things around for you.
Obvious attemp at luring in children.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 11:13:00 AM
Sounds like you need more drinking. I'd try that first, then react for the second game if you have to.

Totally agree, but I think some good activities/atmosphere begat drinking.  Sitting around talking about the drought and short-side options don't really make people thirsty.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Winters on August 23, 2012, 11:13:13 AM
I could possibly stop by on one condition.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 11:13:47 AM
I could possibly stop by on one condition.

Underage?  :ohno:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Winters on August 23, 2012, 11:17:15 AM
I could possibly stop by on one condition.

Underage?  :ohno:
Lol, everyone knows I'm 23.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: 8manpick on August 23, 2012, 11:17:42 AM
Let's talk some tailgating.

I'm running into some issues this year.  Our tailgate is getting older each year and we're already overrun with tucks.  Any suggestions on how to make the tailgate younger and fresher (no we can't runoff the tucks they have all the nice toys).

Also, do you guys ever do themes for your tailgate?  For example we're going to do Mexican the first week and I'm going to make some of my famous car-nee-tass.  Serve some Sol and Tecate.  Thinking about having some tailgaters act out a scene from my favorite telenovela.  Thoughts?

Look, if you want to go younger / fresher, you're gonna have to cut out the bullshit like Mexican theme day.  Not saying it isn't awesome, but if you want to go younger / less tucky, you need to switch to cheap beer, one or two tailgating games, and loud speakers.  If you are going to eat, don't over think it.  Bring a grill, throw some brats and burgers on there.  Bring some chips, maybe some dip.  It is great to have good food at the tailgate, but if you don't want to have a tucky tailgate, focus more on getting crap-faced and inappropriately boisterous.  If the tucks around you aren't uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Katpappy on August 23, 2012, 11:25:32 AM
Let's talk some tailgating.

I'm running into some issues this year.  Our tailgate is getting older each year and we're already overrun with tucks.  Any suggestions on how to make the tailgate younger and fresher (no we can't runoff the tucks they have all the nice toys).

Also, do you guys ever do themes for your tailgate?  For example we're going to do Mexican the first week and I'm going to make some of my famous car-nee-tass.  Serve some Sol and Tecate.  Thinking about having some tailgaters act out a scene from my favorite telenovela.  Thoughts?

Look, if you want to go younger / fresher, you're gonna have to cut out the bullshit like Mexican theme day.  Not saying it isn't awesome, but if you want to go younger / less tucky, you need to switch to cheap beer, one or two tailgating games, and loud speakers.  If you are going to eat, don't over think it.  Bring a grill, throw some brats and burgers on there.  Bring some chips, maybe some dip.  It is great to have good food at the tailgate, but if you don't want to have a tucky tailgate, focus more on getting crap-faced and inappropriately boisterous.  If the tucks around you aren't uncomfortable, you're doing it wrong.
But, but... they have nice toys.  :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: g2brg on August 23, 2012, 11:30:08 AM
flip-cup as in flipadelphia
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: puniraptor on August 23, 2012, 11:34:44 AM
get a football and toss it around, simulating the favorite moves of your favorite emaw heroes
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: slobber on August 23, 2012, 11:38:26 AM
Make rice crispy treats with m&m's in them. They will really turn things around for you.
Obvious attemp at luring in children.  :horrorsurprise:
Come on Katdaddy, those little moist morsels of madness are wonderful things for all ages.

emo- here is the key. I will say this only once and then I will have to come back and delete this post. Moonshine. Find someone who makes moonshine. Bring some moonshine to the tailgate. Pass the jar (there is no other way to drink moonshine). Tucks and goEMAWers alike will get really pak'd and you will have an awesome tailgate all because of moonshine.

Second key, but no where near as important as the first key: eff the themes, too much work and too fake. The best parties are the ones not planned for (except for some very special occasions).

Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 23, 2012, 11:39:04 AM
get a football and toss it around, simulating the favorite moves of your favorite emaw heroes

One time I Ron Prince stomped in front of like 15 people. 
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: bringonthecats on August 23, 2012, 11:48:46 AM
invest in a portable beer pong table. can be used for beer pong, flip cup, or boom. if you play boom, the young people will come.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: 8manpick on August 23, 2012, 11:55:36 AM
invest in a portable beer pong table. can be used for beer pong, flip cup, or boom. if you play boom, the young people will come.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Katpappy on August 23, 2012, 12:47:57 PM
Make rice crispy treats with m&m's in them. They will really turn things around for you.
Obvious attemp at luring in children.  :horrorsurprise:
Come on Katdaddy, those little moist morsels of madness are wonderful things for all ages.

emo- here is the key. I will say this only once and then I will have to come back and delete this post. Moonshine. Find someone who makes moonshine. Bring some moonshine to the tailgate. Pass the jar (there is no other way to drink moonshine). Tucks and goEMAWers alike will get really pak'd and you will have an awesome tailgate all because of moonshine.

Second key, but no where near as important as the first key: eff the themes, too much work and too fake. The best parties are the ones not planned for (except for some very special occasions).
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 12:54:33 PM
Um, what's boom?
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: slobber on August 23, 2012, 12:57:13 PM
Um, what's boom?
Old person outted!

(I have no idea, either.)
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 12:59:01 PM
Um, what's boom?
Old person outted!

(I have no idea, either.)

I am going to send you a really rough ridin' rude email from my AOL account.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: puniraptor on August 23, 2012, 01:01:08 PM
I'm about to google it. Will report results.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: bringonthecats on August 23, 2012, 01:01:22 PM
Um, what's boom?
Old person outted!

(I have no idea, either.)
only the greatest drinking game to ever hit the DU basement. it's like quarters except instead of quarters & shot glasses you use solo cups & ping pong balls. also involves swatting away solo cups and yelling 'BOOM!'.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: slobber on August 23, 2012, 01:18:26 PM
Um, what's boom?
Old person outted!

(I have no idea, either.)

I am going to send you a really rough ridin' rude email from my AOL account.
Don't you dare do that...I will back track it through the internets and find you and press charges.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: puniraptor on August 23, 2012, 01:29:15 PM
I'm about to google it. Will report results.

So it's basically a drinking game where you bounce balls into solo cups and you can smash drinks out of their hand and make them pound beers
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: MadCat on August 23, 2012, 01:55:57 PM
Um, what's boom?
Old person outted!

(I have no idea, either.)

I am going to send you a really rough ridin' rude email from my AOL account.
Don't you dare do that...I will back track it through the internets and find you and press charges.

Was threatened once by a Nubb fan when I put up a mailto link on a GPC forum and he clicked on it and was really surprised to see that his email address popped up in there and demanded to know how I found his email address.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 23, 2012, 02:08:13 PM
Girls dressing and acting like major whores drives the tucks away.  I had some tucks start to infiltrate my tailgates.  About 15 minutes of a sophomore with her hand down my shorts (front) drove them away.  Thanks tri-delts, happy Homecoming.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 02:52:43 PM
Girls dressing and acting like major whores drives the tucks away.  I had some tucks start to infiltrate my tailgates.  About 15 minutes of a sophomore with her hand down my shorts (front) drove them away.  Thanks tri-delts, happy Homecoming.

Was probably the fat one that told me I took her for granite.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: star seed 7 on August 23, 2012, 02:55:44 PM
I realize I'm alone on this,  but I never understood getting mumped up for a sporting event.

Even less understandable for concerts.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: waks on August 23, 2012, 02:58:14 PM
invest in a portable beer pong table. can be used for beer pong, flip cup, or boom. if you play boom, the young people will come.
RCPD would shut that down so fast if it was where the students tailgate. I've had more run-ins with them at BSFS than anywhere else in Manhattan.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: MadCat on August 23, 2012, 02:58:44 PM
I realize I'm alone on this,  but I never understood getting mumped up for a sporting event.

Even less understandable for concerts.

Some people just need an excuse.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: wes mantooth on August 23, 2012, 03:21:59 PM


Was probably the fat one that told me I took her for granite.

so how much granite did she get?
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: 8manpick on August 23, 2012, 03:27:32 PM
invest in a portable beer pong table. can be used for beer pong, flip cup, or boom. if you play boom, the young people will come.
RCPD would shut that down so fast if it was where the students tailgate. I've had more run-ins with them at BSFS than anywhere else in Manhattan.

Meh, as long as the only cans they see are in the trashbags they don't do anything.
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Frankenklein on August 23, 2012, 04:00:18 PM


Was probably the fat one that told me I took her for granite.

so how much granite did she get?
I think he took her granite :dunno:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 04:02:32 PM
Um guys http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=22185.msg585455#msg585455
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 23, 2012, 04:37:35 PM
Girls dressing and acting like major whores drives the tucks away.  I had some tucks start to infiltrate my tailgates.  About 15 minutes of a sophomore with her hand down my shorts (front) drove them away.  Thanks tri-delts, happy Homecoming.

Was probably the fat one that told me I took her for granite.

Sorry about your gf, bruh
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 23, 2012, 04:43:38 PM
Girls dressing and acting like major whores drives the tucks away.  I had some tucks start to infiltrate my tailgates.  About 15 minutes of a sophomore with her hand down my shorts (front) drove them away.  Thanks tri-delts, happy Homecoming.

Was probably the fat one that told me I took her for granite.

Sorry about your gf, bruh

No worries.  Glad she was recycled.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Tailgating thread
Post by: slobber on August 23, 2012, 09:03:03 PM


Was probably the fat one that told me I took her for granite.

so how much granite did she get?
I think he took her granite :dunno:
Yeah, I thought the granite was like the dowery that his girlfriend's dad paid him to date her.