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Title: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: jeffypostsongpc on August 19, 2012, 10:12:38 AM
Simply amazing.

Simply amazing.

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.

4:00 PM ? Opening Flag Burning Ceremony ? sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM ? Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM ? Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

4:15 PM ? Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM ? Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you
while you travel the world" ? Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM ?Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar "How to have a
successful career without having a job."

5:00 PM ? "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime Travel
Log" - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM ? Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM ? Tribute to All 57 States ? Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM ? Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the
Democrat's appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and
George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have
accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost
the economy.

8:30 PM ? Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM ? "Bias in Media ? How we can make it work for you" Tutorial
? sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New
York Times

9:15 PM ? Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at
GITMO ? Michael Moore
9:45 PM ? Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM ? Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.

10:30 PM ? Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM ? Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration /
You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM ? Free Gov. Blagovich rally

11:30 PM ? Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM ? Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama
Presiding
12:00 AM ? Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris "He
sends a thrill up my leg" Matthews

12:01 AM ? Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM ? Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM ? Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: EMAWesome on August 19, 2012, 11:02:00 AM
You forgot the afterparty where we all try to figure out why any of us are even here since we all love abortion so much we want every baby in the history of ever to have been aborted at one time or the other.

Other than that, it looks like my kind of party.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: chunkles on August 19, 2012, 02:57:25 PM
conservative humor sucks.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: michigancat on August 19, 2012, 02:57:44 PM
i thought it was pretty funny.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 19, 2012, 03:18:11 PM
conservative humor sucks.

Yeah, Seinfeldy reality based observation humor can hurt.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 20, 2012, 10:40:46 AM
conservative humor sucks.

Yeah, it's not very good. The only time I can really think of when it is actually good is when it's really just lampooning conservatives (Colbert Report).
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 20, 2012, 12:21:01 PM
conservative humor sucks.

Too shrill.  Not clever.  I've seen some conservative stuff that I'd acknowledge was legitimately funny, but most of it's just non-sequitur insults.  Like that post.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 20, 2012, 12:26:36 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 20, 2012, 12:31:35 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 20, 2012, 12:59:22 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 20, 2012, 01:10:46 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.

Michael Moore is hilarious. I enjoy his docucomedies, I could see how some people might mistakenly think he's serious, like Colbert.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: steve dave on August 20, 2012, 01:47:09 PM
^ good example of conservative humor. 
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on August 20, 2012, 02:34:28 PM
^ good example of conservative humor.

Not joking :dubious:
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: steve dave on August 20, 2012, 02:37:22 PM
^ good example of conservative humor.

Not joking :dubious:

HUR HUR HUR
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 20, 2012, 07:46:14 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.
I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: p1k3 on August 20, 2012, 07:53:21 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.
I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Sounds like Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: 8manpick on August 20, 2012, 07:58:20 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.
I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moore's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The willful ignorance of the left and the right know no bounds.
FYP
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 20, 2012, 07:58:48 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.
I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Sounds like Rush Limbaugh

Thanks?    :dunno:
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: star seed 7 on August 20, 2012, 08:01:08 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

Who is that?

Yeah, couldn't really say.  And, no, Michael Moore isn't funny either.
I actually know legitimately intelligent people that believe Michael Moorer's crap. I was astonished to say the least, as objectively speaking, he is at best a hack and more appropriately labeled a liar propogandist.  They are, of course, unapologetic libs.  The wilful ignorance of the left know no bounds.

Sounds like Rush Limbaugh

Thanks?    :dunno:

you sound like rush limbaugh too.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 20, 2012, 08:07:57 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

Either way, JFC  :facepalm:  So stupid.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: star seed 7 on August 20, 2012, 08:10:42 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

Either way, JFC  :facepalm:  So stupid.

just shows how far to the right you are when you think rush limbaugh is middle of the road and honest.

you are a rough ridin' idiot.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 20, 2012, 08:24:37 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?

Either way, JFC  :facepalm:  So stupid.

just shows how far to the right you are when you think rush limbaugh is middle of the road and honest.

you are a rough ridin' idiot.

Are you illiterate or just plain stupid?  What's going on here?

Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: p1k3 on August 20, 2012, 09:24:00 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer


yes

or that right thinking people believe MM to be a legitimate documentary filmmaker?


no
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 20, 2012, 09:40:10 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer


yes


You understand this is a false analogy, right? 
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: p1k3 on August 20, 2012, 09:52:23 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer


yes


You understand this is a false analogy, right?

Not really. They are both lunatics, racists, and big government hypocrites.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: 8manpick on August 20, 2012, 09:54:10 PM
Rush Limbaugh : Far right :: Michael Moore : far left

Except Limbaugh has a larger, more frequent audience to spew his bullshit to.  They are both lying bad people.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 20, 2012, 10:54:55 PM
Are you idiots trying to say rush limbaugh is the right winged version of Michael Moorer


yes


You understand this is a false analogy, right?

Not really. They are both lunatics, racists, and big government hypocrites.

One is a self described documentarist who purports to make documentaries and has been nominated by the filmmaking industry for excellence in documentary filmmaking .  Documentaries can be defined as nonfictional motion pictures intended to document some aspect of reality, primarily for the purposes of instruction or maintaining a historical record.  Anyone who's seen a MM movie can acknowledge that he is engaged in a dishonest charade.

The other hosts a conservative radio talk show, where he talks about political current events with an overtly right winged slant.  It's certainly not a documentary, and its certainly not billed as objective news or journalism.  He certainly won't be nominated for an award in journalism nor be recognized by other journalists as a peer.  It's exactly as it's sold. 

If you were to compare John Stewart to Rush Limbaugh, it would make sense.  Obviously, far too many people get their news and info from these outlets.  Comparing Rush Limbaugh to Michael Moorer, however, is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 21, 2012, 08:19:37 AM
But they are both huge liars who pretend they are honest.  SO there is a common ground.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 21, 2012, 03:54:20 PM
Do you guys like Letterman's humor these days?

I did enjoy his Top Ten list last night, which someone emailed to me:

Top Ten Congressman Kevin Yoder Excuses

10. "What's the big deal, I was naked the whole trip"
9.  "It was spring break; chill out"
8.  "People in the Middle East are pretty easygoing about nudity"
7.  "In my defense, I had been drinking heavily"
6.  "Trying to take the focus off Mitt Romney's taxes"
5.  "It had been days since a congressman did something embarrassing"
4.  "It's Obama's fault"
3.  "Putting the 'junk' in 'congressional junket'"
2.  "I can't swim naked, but Barney Frank can walk around like this?"
1.  "That's how we party in Kansas"
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 21, 2012, 04:04:14 PM
My only problem with what Yoder did is that he apologized for it. A guy who takes a political trip to Israel and is willing to get naked for a swim in the sea of Galilee is exactly the kind of badass that I would vote for.
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on August 21, 2012, 04:06:44 PM
My only problem with what Yoder did is that he apologized for it. A guy who takes a political trip to Israel and is willing to get naked for a swim in the sea of Galilee is exactly the kind of badass that I would vote for.

"That's how we party in Kansas"
Title: Re: Schedule for Dem Convention Announced
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 21, 2012, 04:07:45 PM
My only problem with what Yoder did is that he apologized for it. A guy who takes a political trip to Israel and is willing to get naked for a swim in the sea of Galilee is exactly the kind of badass that I would vote for.

"That's how we party in Kansas"

YES :dance: