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Title: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 02:10:45 PM
I am scheduled to meet my realtor to put an offer on a sweet house tonight.

Just found out from a guy in that neighborhood that the last guy died in the shower(realtor said that the house was old people dying free).

Also, his wife had an entire huge ass room filled floor to ceiling with those old creepy collectible dolls.

I have seen way too many Tales From the Crypt that start this way.

I mean, sure Halloween will be legit, but I would be getting dead guy on my feet every time I shower.

 :ohno:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: michigancat on August 17, 2012, 02:11:46 PM
sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: OK_Cat on August 17, 2012, 02:12:04 PM
yeah, the neighbors sound like deal-breakers
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 17, 2012, 02:13:44 PM
Time to talk their price down.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: ben ji on August 17, 2012, 02:13:58 PM
I'm getting ready to buy my grandfathers old house, watched him take his last breath(cancer, not some weird crime where I saw him killed) in what will soon be my bedroom.

Doesnt bug me at all but I havent mentioned to my roomate or my gf that my gpa died in the house...
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 02:14:08 PM
sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

Pres of the HOA.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 02:15:04 PM
Time to talk their price down.

Definitely my first thought in all of this.

Second is what to do when my daughter is levitating above her bed? :dunno:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 17, 2012, 02:18:06 PM
Time to talk their price down.

Definitely my first thought in all of this.

Second is what to do when my daughter is levitating above her bed? :dunno:

Learn to discipline your goddam kids, would be my answer.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: michigancat on August 17, 2012, 02:18:32 PM
sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

Pres of the HOA.

wow, sounds great. flush.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 02:19:33 PM
sounds like you'll have some nosy neighbors.

Pres of the HOA.

wow, sounds great. flush.

Was the shower, not the toilet.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 17, 2012, 02:57:59 PM
I've never had dealings with an HOA, but the whole concept of it seems like it would attract nosy people.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: ChiComCat on August 17, 2012, 03:31:09 PM
I don't think the HOA wants you there
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 03:37:13 PM
Btwn the HOA and the angry ghost of the estate that I am about to lowball, maybe it isn't a good idea.


UPDATE: I have decided that I am going to ask for a pre-emptive exorcism as a condition to my offer.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 17, 2012, 03:38:51 PM
Btwn the HOA and the angry ghost of the estate that I am about to lowball, maybe it isn't a good idea.

If they accept your lowball offer, I would go ahead and move in. Otherwise, I would just find a different neighborhood. Ghosts do not exist, CNS Casey.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 03:49:21 PM
Btwn the HOA and the angry ghost of the estate that I am about to lowball, maybe it isn't a good idea.

If they accept your lowball offer, I would go ahead and move in. Otherwise, I would just find a different neighborhood. Ghosts do not exist, CNS Casey.

Not after the exorcism they won't. 

We are on the same page
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: AbeFroman on August 17, 2012, 03:53:19 PM
Should probably bring in some Native American bones and bury them in the basement.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 17, 2012, 03:56:05 PM
Should probably bring in some Native American bones and bury them in the basement.

I would bury them in the nosy neighbors' yard. Then when they come by not minding their own business, I would mention hearing strange sounds in their back yard last night.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: ChiComCat on August 17, 2012, 04:19:19 PM
I heard somewhere that the realtor has to disclose if someone died in the house in the past X years.  May of been a random tv show though so it could be complete bullshit
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 04:22:40 PM
I heard somewhere that the realtor has to disclose if someone died in the house in the past X years.  May of been a random tv show though so it could be complete bullshit

I actually looked that up today.  It is diff state to state, but in most states, that is only the case if the house caused the death(electrical mishap or something). 

Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: slobber on August 17, 2012, 04:28:31 PM
I'd guess a ghost scared the hell out of the old man that died in the tub. I mean, is that the ghost or the house's fault?
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 17, 2012, 04:31:16 PM
I'd guess a ghost scared the hell out of the old man that died in the tub. I mean, is that the ghost or the house's fault?

All depends on where the Native American bones were buried the first go round....would be my guess.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 17, 2012, 05:41:01 PM
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Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: star seed 7 on August 17, 2012, 09:54:32 PM
Was the shower the cause of death? If so, lowball city  :dance:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: slobber on August 18, 2012, 08:06:48 AM
I'd guess a ghost scared the hell out of the old man that died in the tub. I mean, is that the ghost or the house's fault?

All depends on where the Native American bones were buried the first go round....would be my guess.
Yeah, I guess you'd have to find the bones before you could make a ruling.
Title: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: felix rex on August 18, 2012, 09:36:39 AM
Time to talk their price down.

Definitely my first thought in all of this.

Second is what to do when my daughter is levitating above her bed? :dunno:

Learn to discipline your goddam kids, would be my answer.

This was a really good answer.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 18, 2012, 11:09:43 AM
If you do move in, let's have a goEMAW seance and PI the ghost right out of there.
Title: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: steve dave on August 18, 2012, 11:11:15 AM
ghosts
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 18, 2012, 12:01:53 PM
Clams and Trim:  Ghost PI'ers
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Trim on August 18, 2012, 01:45:06 PM
Clams and Trim:  Ghost PI'ers

Hey ghosts, :comeatme:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 18, 2012, 01:49:14 PM
If you guys really saw a ghost you'd run out of there like the three stooges at the end of all those old shorts
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Trim on August 18, 2012, 01:53:34 PM
If you guys really saw a ghost you'd run out of there like the three stooges at the end of all those old shorts

:comeatme:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 18, 2012, 02:36:03 PM
Update: lowballed the their faces off.  Waiting to hear back.  My realtor broke some fancy figurine while there...or that's what she said.  I suppose the ghost could have flung it at her head upon delivering the offer.  Surely she would have told me if this is how it went down.

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Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 18, 2012, 02:37:16 PM
can't wait for the awesome neighbor stories updates!
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 21, 2012, 08:15:40 AM
can't wait for the awesome neighbor stories updates!

We should get CNS Casey's neighbors to post!
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 21, 2012, 11:22:48 AM
Potential neighbors....

Still working the deal.  Nothing is set yet.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Skipper44 on August 21, 2012, 11:29:12 AM
Does the potential new home have a spot for the CNS Casey outdoor rec room?  Might become a higher priority with the possibility of a haunting.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 21, 2012, 11:39:52 AM
If you guys really saw a ghost you'd run out of there like the three stooges at the end of all those old shorts

Do you have any idea how many ghosts I have tough guy'd?  A crap ton. 
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 21, 2012, 11:42:32 AM
Does the potential new home have a spot for the CNS Casey outdoor rec room?  Might become a higher priority with the possibility of a haunting.

Definitely. 
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Cire on August 21, 2012, 11:42:52 AM
do you have a nice neighborhood pool?
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 21, 2012, 11:47:02 AM
No pool.  Plenty of room to put one in the back yard though.  I am thinking since the guy died in the shower that a pool would be safe.  I mean, if he couldn't handle water in life, he probs can't in death, right?

The last thing I need is some ghost dunking me when trying to tan. 

Maybe I should put some sort of contingency in the contract if we get it  :dunno:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Cire on August 21, 2012, 12:01:49 PM
don't enter a HOA without a pool IMO.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 21, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
The solution is obvious.  I can lead you to water but....
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 21, 2012, 02:56:07 PM
No pool.  Plenty of room to put one in the back yard though.  I am thinking since the guy died in the shower that a pool would be safe.  I mean, if he couldn't handle water in life, he probs can't in death, right?

The last thing I need is some ghost dunking me when trying to tan. 

Maybe I should put some sort of contingency in the contract if we get it  :dunno:
plus if he haunts the showers you could always bathe in the pool
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Trim on August 21, 2012, 02:57:57 PM
No pool.  Plenty of room to put one in the back yard though.  I am thinking since the guy died in the shower that a pool would be safe.  I mean, if he couldn't handle water in life, he probs can't in death, right?

The last thing I need is some ghost dunking me when trying to tan. 

Maybe I should put some sort of contingency in the contract if we get it  :dunno:
plus if he haunts the showers you could always bathe in the pool

Shower at the airport.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 21, 2012, 03:01:47 PM
Been checking this thread to see if CNS Casey heard back on the offer, getting nervous you guys.  :ohno: :pray:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: KCFDcat on August 21, 2012, 03:16:43 PM
True story: did not believe in ghosts until I saw one last year, now I am a full believer. Ghosts are real man.

Don't buy this house.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: jtksu on August 21, 2012, 03:57:47 PM
I figure ghosts are probably like regular folks.  Some are good, so are bad.  Some of them are probably cool to hang out with, most are probably douchebags.  What if this particular ghost is a really good dude amd would have made a great neighbor if he only knew how to swim? Are you willing to risk that?
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 21, 2012, 04:02:05 PM
True story: did not believe in ghosts until I saw one last year, now I am a full believer. Ghosts are real man.

Don't buy this house.

You should explain.  I mean, I don't mind seeing ghosts, I just don't want the shower to clog up every time he re-enacts his death and stuff.  Know what I mean?
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: KCFDcat on August 21, 2012, 04:11:39 PM
while at work one night, was taking care of an old lady that was complaining of chest pain. she was talking to an old man that I figured to be her husband, seemed like a nice old man. he gave me some information about her. after talking to the lady some more, I turned back around to talk to him, and he was gone. I figured he went to get some things for her to take to the hospital.

then, this lady's middle-aged son walks in the room, I ask him if the old man "bob" went to get her things. he looks at me real weird and says that his dad, named bob, died about 10 years ago, and no one else lived in the house. creeped the eff out of me.

on the way out of the house I saw a picture of the old lady and her dead husband bob, the man I saw was definitely him.


I'm not saying the ghost was a mean guy or anything, but up until that point I had never thought of ghosts as being real. now that I know they are real, I'm sure there are mean ghosts out there and I want nothing to do with them.

Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: jtksu on August 21, 2012, 04:21:44 PM
Yeah, even though that old guy ghost seemed like a nice dude, I bet having him around all the time would get annoying.  Especially if his preferred haunt was my bathroom.  I like to take care of some business in the bathroom on occassion and an old man would really cramp my style.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 21, 2012, 04:22:22 PM
I figure ghosts are probably like regular folks.  Some are good, so are bad.  Some of them are probably cool to hang out with, most are probably douchebags.  What if this particular ghost is a really good dude amd would have made a great neighbor if he only knew how to swim? Are you willing to risk that?

Just like people, a solid PI'ing gets them to leave.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: jtksu on August 21, 2012, 04:26:11 PM
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man. 
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 21, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
Bob sounds like a very useful ghost.  The guy who died in the house in my OP was really good at keeping his garage clean and his riding lawnmower all extra spiffy.  Think it is reasonable that I would introduce my self, tell him whats up, assign him the garage, and expect him to do oil changes and stuff while I am cooking dinner or something? 

Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: KCFDcat on August 21, 2012, 04:37:46 PM
Bob sounds like a very useful ghost.  The guy who died in the house in my OP was really good at keeping his garage clean and his riding lawnmower all extra spiffy.  Think it is reasonable that I would introduce my self, tell him whats up, assign him the garage, and expect him to do oil changes and stuff while I am cooking dinner or something?

I suppose that is possible. still, what if there are some mean ghosts hangin around that see old man ghost being helpful in the garage? then they might come in and make fun of him for being such a ghost pussy. then they'll take over the house and eff with your stuff all the time, also they might make your kids levitate or make their heads spin around or something.

just pointing out the possibilities here.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: dmartin on August 21, 2012, 04:38:53 PM
Is this your Realtor?

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Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 21, 2012, 04:40:15 PM
No, but the seller's realtor looked like that when we told him our initial offer.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: jtksu on August 21, 2012, 04:40:33 PM
Yeah, if Bob befriends a neighbor boy and then picks a fight with an Asian gang, you may find yourself in quite a pickle.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: KCFDcat on August 21, 2012, 04:42:57 PM
just to be clear, Bob is my ghost friend, not CNS's. it is possible that bob and CNS's old man ghost are friends though, I don't know the rules on these kinds of things.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: jtksu on August 21, 2012, 04:48:44 PM
If CNS' ghost is buddies with Bob, he's probably a good guy. Seems like CNS has his answer.  You're welcome.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 21, 2012, 04:53:17 PM
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man.

c'mon man.  I haven't met a ghost yet who can handle my fastball.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on August 28, 2012, 10:00:36 AM
 :emawkid: :dance: :emawkid:

 :excited: :excited:

 :driving:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 28, 2012, 10:05:18 AM
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man.

c'mon man.  I haven't met a ghost yet who can handle my fastball.
might have trouble with the curve though
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 28, 2012, 10:11:39 AM
:emawkid: :dance: :emawkid:

 :excited: :excited:

 :driving:

Congrats CNS Casey.  Let us know if you would like to get together, BBQ, celebrate, and put up a new fence!
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 28, 2012, 10:33:18 AM
What if the ghost is an elite PI'er in his own right?  I bet getting PI'd by a dead dude would be rough man.

c'mon man.  I haven't met a ghost yet who can handle my fastball.
might have trouble with the curve though

apparitions are notoriously bad at hitting the Uncle Charlie
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on September 07, 2012, 10:08:04 AM
UPDATE: had the inspection this week.  Immediately after the seller's realtor told me that there were actually three deaths associated with the house within a span of a few months.   :horrorsurprise:



Oh, also, one of the shower heads has to be replaced.    :ohno:

Not good guys......
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: OK_Cat on September 07, 2012, 10:13:01 AM
welp
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 07, 2012, 10:13:21 AM
UPDATE: had the inspection this week.  Immediately after the seller's realtor told me that there were actually three deaths associated with the house within a span of a few months.   :horrorsurprise:



Oh, also, one of the shower heads has to be replaced.    :ohno:

Not good guys......

JFC, is this dump on Elm Street?  Are you in Amityville?

Your lowball wasn't a lowball at all.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
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Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on September 07, 2012, 10:17:27 AM
Guys, it's fine.  I mean, I am pretty sure I can replace the shower head myself.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: OK_Cat on September 07, 2012, 10:18:07 AM
but can you replace your soul?
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: CNS on September 07, 2012, 10:19:25 AM
but can you replace your soul?

I don't know.  After the shower head, I should have some teflon tape left over.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: OK_Cat on September 07, 2012, 10:20:43 AM
better put tape on your wife's mouth so when grandpa ghost comes walking through the bedroom pissed because you changed his shower head her screaming won't wake you up.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Skipper44 on September 07, 2012, 10:40:36 AM
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That house has sweet lot with direct ocean access, I would buy it and just live on a boat;  I am pretty sure ghosts don't swim
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 07, 2012, 12:13:49 PM
I would like to come to your house on Halloween though.  Please pm me address.
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: jtksu on September 07, 2012, 04:48:04 PM
Trick a priest into blessing the house.  (Dont say anything about the plethora of ghosts living there.)  If all goes well, buy the house and get used to hearing ghost noises.

 :opcat: :opcat: :opcat:
Title: Re: Casa de CNS y los muertos
Post by: Cire on September 07, 2012, 08:38:07 PM
have you SEEN American Horror Story season 1???