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Title: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: CHONGS on August 13, 2012, 09:18:04 PM
ARE YOU GOING TO STAND FOR THAT?
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 13, 2012, 09:24:16 PM
They ran away to the SEC, who cares.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2012, 09:25:55 PM
ARE YOU GOING TO STAND FOR THAT?

They'll learn. 
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: CHONGS on August 13, 2012, 09:27:21 PM
They called us "Mild"cats and said that Arthur Brown was big ole baby
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: CHONGS on August 13, 2012, 09:28:06 PM
They called you out personally CF3!  Told me that you had a big ole fat smelly butt and that you smelled like butt.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2012, 09:33:36 PM
They called you out personally CF3!  Told me that you had a big ole fat smelly butt and that you smelled like butt.

and I smelled like butt?  Oh man, they messed up.  They.  Messed.  Up.

I was gonna be all nice and play catch with them at MOAP, but now?  I'm gonna throw rocks and them and shine a laser pointer in their eyes. 
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2012, 09:40:15 PM
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They're Bugs. 
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: PoetWarrior on August 13, 2012, 10:07:12 PM
I heard one say (well, a friend of mine did, on the telephone) that they believe they have a good chance of beating us on Saturday, September 1, 2012.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 14, 2012, 09:19:08 AM
Is this the official Missouri State Hate Thread?  Because I've been saving some stuff and I don't want to post it here unless it's the official Missouri State Hate Thead.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: slobber on August 14, 2012, 09:23:13 AM
Is this the official Missouri State Hate Thread?  Because I've been saving some stuff and I don't want to post it here unless it's the official Missouri State Hate Thead.
If it is the official thread, then we need to call them by their real name: Southwest Missouri State University.

They hate that so hard. They try to play it off like it is juvenile to call them that, but they frickin' hate it hard.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 09:26:57 AM
 :zzz:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Panjandrum on August 14, 2012, 12:09:50 PM
Is this the official Missouri State Hate Thread?  Because I've been saving some stuff and I don't want to post it here unless it's the official Missouri State Hate Thead.
If it is the official thread, then we need to call them by their real name: Southwest Missouri State University.

They hate that so hard. They try to play it off like it is juvenile to call them that, but they frickin' hate it hard.

True story: A few Missouri State grads I worked with were upset that they changed the name because it meant that they had to throw out their old t-shirts and sweatshirts and buy new ones.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 'taterblast on August 14, 2012, 01:17:46 PM
we took the best thing Missouri State ever had and turned him into a porn star
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: MadCat on August 14, 2012, 02:31:10 PM
Is this one of those infamous Missouri state colleges?
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:06:25 PM
Hey milddorks!  I am going to enjoy taunting your crying children as we upset the most overrated team in all of college football.

You can't schedule 10 wins every year chumps.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 0.42 on August 14, 2012, 06:12:09 PM
 :dance:
Title: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 06:15:28 PM
We can schedule 1 win however.

Thanks for being that win!!!!
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:20:03 PM
We can schedule 1 win however.

Thanks for being that win!!!!

cram it dorkweed

We are going to beat your overstuffed team.  But keep on overlooking us, I know there is no way your crowd will be loud at all.  I bet our players will able to take a nap on third downs.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 'taterblast on August 14, 2012, 06:22:13 PM
I bet our players will able to take a nap on third downs.

 :cool:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 0.42 on August 14, 2012, 06:22:33 PM
Listen bad person,

only Texas State is allowed to change their name and get away with it. Quit acting like you're on their level :lol:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:24:51 PM
Listen bad person,

only Texas State is allowed to change their name and get away with it. Quit acting like you're on their level :lol:
Is 42 your nickname or your personal record of dicks you can cram in your mildcat ass?
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 0.42 on August 14, 2012, 06:26:05 PM
no it's the number of pounds of meth you smoke every day lmbo
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: DQ12 on August 14, 2012, 06:27:52 PM
cram it dorkweed
:love:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
Yes it will be a glorious afternoon in LHC Bill Snyder Family Museum. 

<< Oh its only an out-of-conference game >> says the out of shape ksu fan << we don't have to cheer on the team.  Oh well one more hot doz of hotdogs to force into my snaggle-toothed mouth>>

When its pin-drop quiet on fourth and goal for the win, the Bears will stroll into the endzone with ease.  We'll be able to make audibles all day long, no problem.

Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Winters on August 14, 2012, 06:34:08 PM
Its an evening game weirdo.
Title: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
We can schedule 1 win however.

Thanks for being that win!!!!

cram it dorkweed

We are going to beat your overstuffed team.  But keep on overlooking us, I know there is no way your crowd will be loud at all.  I bet our players will able to take a nap on third downs.

Third down naps are terrible for offensive efficiency.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:37:39 PM
Its an evening game weirdo.


yes it will be goodnight for the mildestcats


goodnight ranking
goodnight bowl hopes
goodnight pride in your team
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 0.42 on August 14, 2012, 06:38:16 PM
The eff kind of mascot is a bearcat :lol:

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Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 0.42 on August 14, 2012, 06:40:57 PM
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TRACK!
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:41:13 PM
The eff kind of mascot is a bearcat :lol:

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The best kind.  The kind that will haunt your dreams on Dec 17th when you get left out of the WhoGivesAShitBowlBroughtToYouByHuntsTomatoKetchup.com Bowl.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Winters on August 14, 2012, 06:45:37 PM
Chase Daniel and Jeremy Maclin aren't walking through that door
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 0.42 on August 14, 2012, 06:47:29 PM
This bearcat joker wants to act like his team can come in and beat us when they couldn't even beat Pittsburg State last year :lol:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:47:50 PM
I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q.  The echos of our fans will ricochet off of the empty student sections.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:51:58 PM
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ashton will be walking through the door though
Title: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 06:52:13 PM
I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q.  The echos of our fan will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

MIZ
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 06:55:13 PM
I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q.  The echos of our fan will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

MIZ
That's a great name for a transvestite stripper.  When did you choose it?  I bet the poles in Manhatten are cold and unforgiving.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Winters on August 14, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
I bet the Bears will put up 22 on the board before the lazycat fans even waddle up the stairs to get to their seats 3/4 of the way through the 1st Q.  The echos of our fan will ricochet off of the empty student sections.

MIZ
That's a great name for a transvestite stripper.  When did you choose it?  I bet the poles in Manhatten are cold and unforgiving.
Much like our defense  :nerd:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: CHONGS on August 14, 2012, 07:27:43 PM
I told you this would happen.

Title: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: LickNeckey on August 14, 2012, 08:29:55 PM
No stripping in Manhattan

City Ordinance :(

Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2012, 08:31:28 PM
No stripping in Manhattan

City Ordinance :(


Junc town :emawkid:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 14, 2012, 08:32:39 PM
$20 says Bear of the Ozarks is fanning.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: kslim on August 14, 2012, 08:33:57 PM
i refuse to believe that there is a missouri state fan, let alone one that owns a google box
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 09:01:10 PM
$20 says Bear of the Ozarks is fanning.
I wish!  :love:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:09:52 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:19:44 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.


Almost
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:26:23 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.


Almost

Like any Missouri mether ever gets a diploma.   :lol:
Title: Re: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: ben ji on August 14, 2012, 09:26:41 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.


Almost

And you don't need either to work at the largest employer of SWMS grads, bass pro shops.

Sent from my PG06100 using Tapatalk 2
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 14, 2012, 09:28:00 PM
Springfield Style Cashew Chicken is a real thing
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:29:29 PM
So they only have one sport.  Hilarious
Title: Re: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:32:22 PM
Little known fact:SWMS is the biggest correspondence college in Missouri.
Well known fact: A degree from KSU is almost the same as a high school diploma in Missouri.


Almost

And you don't need either to work at the largest employer of SWMS grads, bass pro shops.

Sent from my PG06100 using Tapatalk 2
Yes you do, you silly little man.  But then again I don't know why you keep distracting from the truth that the Bears are going to maul the weakcats in front of a 3/4 full stadium/mausoleum.   The quietest stadium in the Midwest.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:33:50 PM
Springfield Style Cashew Chicken is a real thing
Damn straight it is.  Maybe you guys can take credit for something that Wichita invented.  Maybe one of the super fatty foods you wad into your greasy faces?
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:35:26 PM
Springfield Style Cashew Chicken is a real thing

For fat methers
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2012, 09:35:33 PM
Springfield Style Cashew Chicken is a real thing
Damn straight it is.  Maybe you guys can take credit for something that Wichita invented.  Maybe one of the super fatty foods you wad into your greasy faces?
SPANGLES!
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Institutional Control on August 14, 2012, 09:40:00 PM
I like that place that pegs you with rolls from across the room.

Is Rod Smith SWMS's most famous alumni?
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 09:41:21 PM
Hey dumbasses, this is a sock, it has to be. "Uncover the mask Scoobs"-------> Oh, man. It's MizzstateSteveDave.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2012, 09:41:48 PM
Hey dumbasses, this is a sock, it has to be. "Uncover the mask Scoobs"-------> Oh, man. It's MizzstateSteveDave.
:facepalm:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:42:45 PM
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 :lol: great crowd you guys have there
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2012, 09:43:54 PM
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 :lol: great crowd you guys have there
Take a lap Fanning
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 09:44:19 PM
Hey dumbasses, this is a sock, it has to be. "Uncover the mask Scoobs"-------> Oh, man. It's MizzstateSteveDave.
:facepalm:
Your edge meter is high tonight, gooch.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 14, 2012, 09:45:42 PM
It's stevedave.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:46:35 PM
Lol, it's these loser's Super Bowl.   :dance:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:47:04 PM
Yes, keep trying to call to me a sock.  There's no way you guys as a fan base will ever rally together to cheer against my Bears.  That is why you suck.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 09:48:35 PM
Yes, keep trying to call to me a sock.  There's no way you guys as a fan base will ever rally together to cheer against my Bears.  That is why you suck.
God damn't, LSOC.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:48:58 PM
Lol, it's these loser's Super Bowl.   :dance:
You need to learn how to spell Count Dorkula.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:52:22 PM
Lol, it's these loser's Super Bowl.   :dance:
You need to learn how to spell Count Dorkula.

Good one  :dance:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:53:28 PM
The Bears is the most unoriginal mascot in sports.   :lol:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Bear of the Ozarks on August 14, 2012, 09:55:01 PM
The Bears is the most unoriginal mascot in sports.   :lol:
Correction: Second most unoriginal, right behind the wildcats.  :lol:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 14, 2012, 09:55:37 PM
Sock for sure.  Real idiots don't know what socks are.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 09:56:51 PM
The Bears is the most unoriginal mascot in sports.   :lol:
Correction: Second most unoriginal, right behind the wildcats.  :lol:

crap, the Bear fans are just as crappy and unoriginal.  Good luck at your Super Bowl!
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: CHONGS on August 14, 2012, 10:01:35 PM
He may or may not be a sock, but his IP address is from Missouri. :dunno:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 10:04:39 PM
He may or may not be a sock, but his IP address is from Missouri. :dunno:
LSOC  :dubious:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 14, 2012, 10:07:17 PM
He may or may not be a sock, but his IP address is from Missouri. :dunno:

:lol:

Good one, Chingon. Trying to lead us away from the scent. Almost worked, too!
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 10:09:08 PM
Hey chings, is the IP address located at Martini Corner? Something tells me LSOC is laughing it up from the velvet dog.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 14, 2012, 10:10:34 PM
He may or may not be a sock, but his IP address is from Missouri. :dunno:
LSOC  :dubious:

When I pull off a sock, I don't trash it the way I'm trashing this fat gutted water head
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: GoodForAnother on August 14, 2012, 10:26:08 PM
this isn't nearly good enough to be SD or LSOC.  guessing fanning.

oh, unless it is a real SWMSU grad, in which case, you smell like balls!
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: FranklyFrankYou on August 14, 2012, 10:37:14 PM
Jackie Stiles is a man. There. I said it.
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on August 14, 2012, 11:12:17 PM
this isn't nearly good enough to be SD or LSOC.  guessing fanning.

oh, unless it is a real SWMSU grad, in which case, you smell like balls!
A few takeaways from this:

1. I've had one sock; pigfuker, and I outed myself early.

2. This sock posted a pic successfully. Name one time i've been able to do that? TIA  :dance:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: EMAWesome on August 14, 2012, 11:24:07 PM
These guys are probably just cocky from hosting Chiefs Mini Camp
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Trim on August 15, 2012, 07:47:59 AM
and I outed myself early.

:dubious:
Title: Re: I just talked to some Missouri State fans and they said you guys are dorks.
Post by: Frankenklein on August 15, 2012, 10:21:09 AM
   Methbear of the Ozarks doesn't know about the badass cranes we have at BSFS does he  :shakesfist: