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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Rage Against the McKee on August 13, 2012, 03:39:37 PM

Title: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 13, 2012, 03:39:37 PM

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632 (http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632)

The Sharia Law ban just won't cover this one.

Title: Re: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2012, 03:42:08 PM

so you can't marry two cows together or a person can't marry a cow?

Title: Re: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 13, 2012, 03:43:48 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 13, 2012, 03:42:08 PM

so you can't marry two cows together or a person can't marry a cow?

Either one, probably. Best get your cattle marrying taken care of before the spring.

Title: Re: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: steve dave on August 13, 2012, 03:45:14 PM

I don't like my herd having baby cows out of wedlock.  This is going to suck.

Title: Re: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: slobber on August 13, 2012, 03:49:00 PM

Poor dude. The villagers drowned his new bride on his wedding day. Hopefully she was at least trying to run away.

Title: Re: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on August 13, 2012, 03:50:20 PM

Quote from: dobber on August 13, 2012, 03:49:00 PM

Poor dude. The villagers drowned his new bride on his wedding day. Hopefully she was at least trying to run away.

Probably not. Cows are too stupid to understand what's going on until it's too late. I bet after he woke up from being passed out, he started planning his vengeance, just like Mel did in Braveheart.

Title: Kansas to Pass Law Making it Illegal to Marry Cows this Legislative Session
Post by: HeinBallz on August 13, 2012, 05:14:56 PM

Wow...  We'll just see if chik fil-a loses cow sponsorship over this.


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