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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Spaces on August 07, 2012, 05:36:41 PM
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- When the other team is kind of close to their own goal line, you can bet I'll be doing the "safety clap" if I truly believe we can realistically get a safety
- I'll probably boo most calls against us (good or bad :lol:)
- I'm currently busy memorizing the words to the fight song, so I hope to whip those out at some point
What else should we do?
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Basically be as loud and intimidating as I possibly can. If I don't get lightheaded or dizzy at least 2 times this season I'm not doing my job.
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Choke people
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I'm gonna try to achieve at least 50% accuracy on double high five attempts.
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I'm truly going to enjoy the company of my friends this year. I want to hug and high five a lot, too.
For away games I don't travel to, I want to try to run around a lot after big plays.
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I'm gonna try to achieve at least 50% accuracy on double high five attempts.
sober or not sober?
theres no excuse for anything lower than 75% on sober DH5 attempts if you aren't wildcat wasted.
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by repeatedly yelling things like "eff <insert oppenents here>" and "ATTABOY KLEIN ATTABOY" as well as getting as wasted as possible before during and after every game.
If you don't wake up every sunday next to an asian girl then you aren't trying hard enuff.
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:thumbs: to the list so far. Very impressive goals.
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Really? I think these goals suck, for the most part. The DH5 accuracy is maybe the only good one.
I'm going to try to wear a K-State shirt every Friday this fall. If people ask me why I'm wearing it, I'll tell them it's because I'm proud of my alma mater.
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I plan to rub one out before each game. And if we win, I plan on burying the bone in the backyard. But only if Ms. Katmoma lets me. :blush:
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gross.
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I am not going to be. I will give a very half-assed effort this year.
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I will use the word "EMAW" in sentences that aren't related to K-State, at least once a day.
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I plan on adding like fifteen or twenty jangling items to my key chain so that when kicoff comes my keys can be heard above all the other dangling keys around me. Im going for "deafening"(sp).
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I will do my best to just be me.
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I'm going to get the chokelahomagearwearinpussey in the office fired :lynchmob:
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I plan on going to every home game and cheering with 50k+ of my closest friends :dance:
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I plan to rub one out before each game. And if we win, I plan on burying the bone in the backyard. But only if Ms. Katmoma lets me. :blush:
Mods please change katdaddys name to gross, creepy daddy
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I plan to rub one out before each game. And if we win, I plan on burying the bone in the backyard. But only if Ms. Katmoma lets me. :blush:
Mods please change katdaddys name to gross, creepy daddy
I'm a dog in a kat'z world
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Blog updates for goEMAW, be at EVERY game for live PAK'ing updates, and will be pumping up 50+ K of my best friends like there's no tomorrow.
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Senator Sticky Hands :lol:
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I'm gonna try to achieve at least 50% accuracy on double high five attempts.
sober or not sober?
theres no excuse for anything lower than 75% on sober DH5 attempts if you aren't wildcat wasted.
You are lying to yourself about how easy DH5s are in celebration situations. Especially with strangers.
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Senator Sticky Hands :lol:
Thank god it's not "Stinky Finger" :excited:
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I plan to try to go to at least one or two games.
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
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Make other fans look like shitty fans
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Make other fans look like shitty fans
this will cause them to step their game and not be so shitty.
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
Oh, my! :thumbs:
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1. Yell at people who count down the play clock when we're on defense, really just rip into them hard.
2. Drink enough before the game that I'm fired up and loose but not so loose that I want to nap during timeouts.
3. Laugh at all my stupid KU Med classmates that try to talk football with me. They'll try to get under my skin and be like "But you're a Jayhawk now, you have to support KU Athletics" and I'll be like "FAITHFUL TO MY COLORS, I SHALL EVER BE" and walk away all suave-like. :gocho:
4. Use positive affirmations with our team when they do good stuff "Alright, good job boys" and "Good block Pease, way to use that angle" and "PASS!" and "BOOM!" (when I can tell there's going to be a big tackle by our defense)
5. Explain concepts/penalties/insidery info with the old people that sit around me now that I'm no longer a student. :(
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1. Yell at people who count down the play clock when we're on defense, really just rip into them hard.
2. Drink enough before the game that I'm fired up and loose but not so loose that I want to nap during timeouts.
3. Laugh at all my stupid KU Med classmates that try to talk football with me. They'll try to get under my skin and be like "But you're a Jayhawk now, you have to support KU Athletics" and I'll be like "FAITHFUL TO MY COLORS, I SHALL EVER BE" and walk away all suave-like. :gocho:
4. Use positive affirmations with our team when they do good stuff "Alright, good job boys" and "Good block Pease, way to use that angle" and "PASS!" and "BOOM!" (when I can tell there's going to be a big tackle by our defense)
5. Explain concepts/penalties/insidery info with the old people that sit around me now that I'm no longer a student. :(
Don't yell "pass". "boom" is really good though. I might start doing that.
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When we're on offense and it looks like the other team might blitz, I'm gonna warn Klein. "Safety blitz Colin! WATCH THE SAFETY!"
After the other team scores, I'm gonna stand the ENTIRE timeout after the PAT. Gonna try and stay really positive with lots of "That's ok, let's get one back right here, let's get that one back."
When WE turn the ball over, and the field is really short, and we need that big stop, you better BELIEVE that I'll be waving my arms to get everyone back up on their feet.
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I'll be the first to notice ANY possible fake punt or field goal and start losing my mind. "WATCH THE FAKE!!!! ITS A FAKE ITS A FAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!
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1. Get really irritated and flustered if we nearly get a delay of game.
2. Yell things like "down in front" if people block my view.
3. Shout basic instructions like "BLOCK!!!!" or "WE GOTTA TACKLE!"
4. Stay in during every halftime to support "The Pride of Wildcatland"
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I'm not going to do that stupid ass bear claw thing we stole from Baylor
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1. Get really irritated and flustered if we nearly get a delay of game.
2. Yell things like "down in front" if people block my view.
3. Shout basic instructions like "BLOCK!!!!" or "WE GOTTA TACKLE!"
4. Stay in during every halftime to support "The Pride of Wildcatland"
That's the opposite of helpful to the team. The song says "stand up for the champions", not "sit down and complain like an old loser about the guy in front of you who is standing for the champions"
EDIT: I see what you did there lick necky
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us. Is it mantooth? Just let it all out on there, cause we're your friends. :pray:
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
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Guys I think some one should really carry the baton and make "rock-CATS red glare" happen. That would probably be enough EMAW penance to last you the whole year.
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1. Get really irritated and flustered if when we nearly get a delay of game on almost every offensive play.
2. Yell things like "down in front" if people block my view.
3. Shout basic instructions like "BLOCK!!!!" or "WE GOTTA TACKLE!"
4. Stay in during every halftime to support "The Pride of Wildcatland"
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.
if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.
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chest hit bigDcat.
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1. Yell at people who count down the play clock when we're on defense, really just rip into them hard.
2. Drink enough before the game that I'm fired up and loose but not so loose that I want to nap during timeouts.
3. Laugh at all my stupid KU Med classmates that try to talk football with me. They'll try to get under my skin and be like "But you're a Jayhawk now, you have to support KU Athletics" and I'll be like "FAITHFUL TO MY COLORS, I SHALL EVER BE" and walk away all suave-like. :gocho:
4. Use positive affirmations with our team when they do good stuff "Alright, good job boys" and "Good block Pease, way to use that angle" and "PASS!" and "BOOM!" (when I can tell there's going to be a big tackle by our defense)
5. Explain concepts/penalties/insidery info with the old people that sit around me now that I'm no longer a student. :(
Less walking away and More Punching in the face, so you can repair their face with your superior medical skills so you can punch them in the face again. :thumbsup:
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
:rolleyes:
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Try hard not to get removed from stadium for getting in fight with stupid hat guy.
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.
Hmm, my mistake. I've never heard anybody counting down the playclock when we're on defense.
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The only game I was not drunk at last year was OU... :drink: :drink: :drink: No slacking off this year!
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Eat at least one turkey leg. And really make a production out of it.
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.
Hmm, my mistake. I've never heard anybody counting down the playclock when we're on defense.
Me neither, just what is PurpleHaze trying to pull here.
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.
if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.
I don't care. :blank:
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I'm mainly going to focus on reducing my nervous shits before games. The anxiety of big games really cuts into the enjoyment for me. I think posting regularly on goEMAW will help out also. Also buy a fatty shirt out of respect and pride then wear it every game this year.
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.
if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.
I don't care. :blank:
Great first post. :emawkid:
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On game day, I'll wear the same shirt I was wearing during our first win of the season, because it's lucky. If we lose, I'll swap to a different shirt the following week.
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.
Hmm, my mistake. I've never heard anybody counting down the playclock when we're on defense.
Me neither, just what is PurpleHaze trying to pull here.
I think he has been doing this for years, thus you do not hear people counting down the play clock when we are on defense. I am guessing that he has taken a great deal of pride in this role whereas he now specifically seeks out <ZEAL> anyone that would attempt to count down the play clock while we are on defense. If he finds someone, he sets them straight REAL quick.
Great job purplehaze! :emawkid:
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Wrestle away free t-shirts (shot in the stands during timeouts) from fellow fans who don't want it bad enough.
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I'll be the first to notice ANY possible fake punt or field goal and start losing my mind. "WATCH THE FAKE!!!! ITS A FAKE ITS A FAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!
jesus christ your the messiah.
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Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? :sdeek:
Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.
PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.
Hmm, my mistake. I've never heard anybody counting down the playclock when we're on defense.
Me neither, just what is PurpleHaze trying to pull here.
I think he has been doing this for years, thus you do not hear people counting down the play clock when we are on defense. I am guessing that he has taken a great deal of pride in this role whereas he now specifically seeks out <ZEAL> anyone that would attempt to count down the play clock while we are on defense. If he finds someone, he sets them straight REAL quick.
Great job purplehaze! :emawkid:
maybe we could all start counting down but not the actual time, say there is 10 seconds left but we start counting 5,4,3,2 uh oh gotcha! Hi5 guy behind me :lynchmob:
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This place is incredible. We have to have an average IQ of at least 173.
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I'm gonna try to achieve at least 50% accuracy on double high five attempts.
sober or not sober?
theres no excuse for anything lower than 75% on sober DH5 attempts if you aren't wildcat wasted.
You are lying to yourself about how easy DH5s are in celebration situations. Especially with strangers.
My dad drilled me on it in our back yard. he would stand on the bench and imitate Wyatt calling Bishop's TD Runs. We would then DH5. Bless his soul, for now i have to high of DH5 accuracy expectations for other EMAW's. Im sorry puniraptor. I'm sorry.
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Afternoon games, I will sit in the student section and get sunburnt as eff on the face just to prove I was there the whole time.
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Afternoon games, I will sit in the student section and get sunburnt as eff on the face just to prove I was there the whole time.
this is acceptable, but only if you dress as Asbury for Halloween
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I won't say the F word when they bring that one song back.
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I promise to absolute lose my crap when the cat train smashes the opposing teams helmet. And also when willie tackles their chump.
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I won't say the F word when they bring that one song back.
GREAT ONE.
Every game I go to I'm going to real life PI anyone who does the "Motherfuckin' Wildcats!" thing. I hate that so much. I wince every time I hear it.
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I won't say the F word when they bring that one song back.
GREAT ONE.
Every game I go to I'm going to real life PI anyone who does the "Motherfuckin' Wildcats!" thing. I hate that so much. I wince every time I hear it.
hey hey waddaya say lets get mumped up is still cool though right?
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well, i prefer the "let's get drunk" version more, but it's early enough in the pregame that i don't think it matters all that much.
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pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.
Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.
if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.
Why do you hate apathycat? Is it because he is height restricted like Mantooth? Chunkles, please do not hate on midgets. TIA
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My pennies will be WHITE hot this year. :shakesfist: <---- except flicking molten pennies with hand
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Sacrifice a meat goat in my driveway.
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Moved into a new sec this year due to construction. Really looking forward to annoying new tucks with my goEMAW antics. :comeatme:
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This place is incredible. We have to have an average IQ of at least 173.
OK, who got the 1, the 7, and the 3. I'll tell ya, not me. :sdeek:
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I've had a long journey, but this year I'm going to be the best fan I can be by continuing the streak! I have one game on the books this season and its in my backyard @TCU in their new stadium in November! Been watching the DoD all week to get fired up!
Alright kids here's the rundown of the journey, but pay attention because there are no coincidences...keep up if you can.
Since I graduated in 2004 from the happiest place on Earth I have made a point to express my emaw by always catching at least one football game a year. Not easy when living in Fort Worth.
2005
@Texas Tech Big, big, big, big L 0-1!
The rise of Adam James abuser.
v. Mizzou (Bill's first, last game) 1-1!
Archer TD int took me back to arrowhead for a minute. Then I remembered Archer is like a re-re Teddy Sims similar to bud light lime v. corona
2006
@ Baylor 3-17
Freemaw helps the Cats put up 3 points in Waco! Fat coach, fat d-lineman type quarterback, and general malaise. Possibly the worst day and lowest point in my life. Waco puke in my mouth. 1-2!
2007
@Auburn L
Long drive, nice town, good losing experience...am I starting to accept mediocrity? 1-3!
v. Sqwak L
(This space intentionally left blank) 1-4!
v. Mizzou L
Probably should have kicked myself in the balls instead of going to this one. Losing at home makes me ill. Jeremy Maclin makes me ill. Losing all three games that I went to also makes me ill. I lost nearly all faith. Began referring to HC as Princess. 1-5 :facepalm: :barf:
2008
Got a divorce (retrospect should have been a sign) Cats also divorce Princess. Divorces are costly.
v. Iowa State W!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: 2-5!!!!
Possibly the worst football game since the toilet bowl of the 80's. Cold
2009
v. Sqwak emaW!
This was a great day and proof that the Earth had returned to normalcy. Really the only game Bill needed to win to keep people happy. 3-5
2010
@ Baylor L
Went to WACKO looking for revenge. RG3 had other plans. 2 hour storm delay...drank copious amounts of beer at bar across street from stadium under temporary tent. In hindsight, probably one of the dumber decisions I've made, but I'm full of emaw. 3-6
v. Texas W
CK coming out party. Many forget that this game was actually the beginning of 6 game winning streak over Texas teams and our 8,000 something game winning streak over Texas. 4-6
@North Texas W
Trolling back to .500 with a win over a UNT squad that clearly is #2 in the state of Texas. 7,000 yards combined in this game of over 10 hours. 5-6
2011
v. Texas A&M W
What better way to celebrate a 30th birthday by beating A&M in 4OTs. We are now 1-1 all time in OT games. Back to .500 on two accounts. Probably the last time we ever play them. Confidence RISING!!! 6-6 & bowl eligible!
Cotton Bowl...enough said. :dunno:
2012 TBD
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Holy crap.
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This seems like a great thread to announce I made/bought custom converse shoes for game days. They are purple with "EMAW" embroidered on the side. Will post pics when I get them in the mail in 2-3 weeks.
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Insight orgys... lots of them. :clac:
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i will try to sneak into the student section
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Oh, and I plan to scream at all TCU fans for wearing white at home. They have to get this purple rivalry started correctly.
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i will try to sneak into the student section
God speed emawblast! You always have to separate students from regular folks in an orgy. They are like fish out of water. I will stay behind on the elite orgy pile.
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I've had a long journey, but this year I'm going to be the best fan I can be by continuing the streak! I have one game on the books this season and its in my backyard @TCU in their new stadium in November! Been watching the DoD all week to get fired up!
Alright kids here's the rundown of the journey, but pay attention because there are no coincidences...keep up if you can.
Since I graduated in 2004 from the happiest place on Earth I have made a point to express my emaw by always catching at least one football game a year. Not easy when living in Fort Worth.
2005
@Texas Tech Big, big, big, big L 0-1!
The rise of Adam James abuser.
v. Mizzou (Bill's first, last game) 1-1!
Archer TD int took me back to arrowhead for a minute. Then I remembered Archer is like a re-re Teddy Sims similar to bud light lime v. corona
2006
@ Baylor 3-17
Freemaw helps the Cats put up 3 points in Waco! Fat coach, fat d-lineman type quarterback, and general malaise. Possibly the worst day and lowest point in my life. Waco puke in my mouth. 1-2!
2007
@Auburn L
Long drive, nice town, good losing experience...am I starting to accept mediocrity? 1-3!
v. Sqwak L
(This space intentionally left blank) 1-4!
v. Mizzou L
Probably should have kicked myself in the balls instead of going to this one. Losing at home makes me ill. Jeremy Maclin makes me ill. Losing all three games that I went to also makes me ill. I lost nearly all faith. Began referring to HC as Princess. 1-5 :facepalm: :barf:
2008
Got a divorce (retrospect should have been a sign) Cats also divorce Princess. Divorces are costly.
v. Iowa State W!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: 2-5!!!!
Possibly the worst football game since the toilet bowl of the 80's. Cold
2009
v. Sqwak emaW!
This was a great day and proof that the Earth had returned to normalcy. Really the only game Bill needed to win to keep people happy. 3-5
2010
@ Baylor L
Went to WACKO looking for revenge. RG3 had other plans. 2 hour storm delay...drank copious amounts of beer at bar across street from stadium under temporary tent. In hindsight, probably one of the dumber decisions I've made, but I'm full of emaw. 3-6
v. Texas W
CK coming out party. Many forget that this game was actually the beginning of our BACK to BACK Texas State Championships. 4-6
@North Texas W
Trolling back to .500 with a win over a UNT squad that clearly is #2 in the state of Texas. 7,000 yards combined in this game of over 10 hours. 5-6
2011
v. Texas A&M W
What better way to celebrate a 30th birthday by beating A&M in 4OTs. We are now 1-1 all time in OT games. Back to .500 on two accounts. Probably the last time we ever play them. Confidence RISING!!! 6-6 & bowl eligible!
Cotton Bowl...enough said. :dunno:
2012 TBD
Great post. I don't think the teams know how much turmoil and heartache a fan goes through to get the exhilaration of a win.
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I had to FMP, but I guess one could make the arguement that we were Texas state champs in 2010.
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I'm going to host "Know Your Football Cats" events at my office every morning where I walk around my office and tell people about my cats and quiz them about CatStats throughout Cat history. Fans of other teams sometimes enjoy the fun banter and will probably snicker at me in jest, but subconsciously I am creating a self-hatred in them so deep they will die inside their brains. Like, level five or six deep; whichever one is limbo and has an ocean and yoda watanabe and stupid-looking cities.
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I'm going to host "Know Your Football Cats" events at my office every morning where I walk around my office and tell people about my cats and quiz them about CatStats throughout Cat history. Fans of other teams sometimes enjoy the fun banter and will probably snicker at me in jest, but subconsciously I am creating a self-hatred in them so deep they will die inside their brains. Like, level five or six deep; whichever one is limbo and has an ocean and yoda watanabe and stupid-looking cities.
pretty great plan
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I plan on be wildly over reactive in all facets of fandom. Nothing special, just the normal stuff. Meltdown at the first injury, blow up on anyone who says something critical about the Cats, and secretly allow myself to dream of Snyder holding a championship at the season's close.
I'll be overly critical of play calling, every time a run gets stuffed I'll scream "you have to throw the ball to keep the defense honest." Then as soon as we throw on a short yardage situation to surprise the defense, I'll be all, "what are you doing, run the ball, it's your strength!"
During games I will swear "it's over" or believe we're gonna lose at the first sign of adversity. The first time Klein overthrows a WR, I will scream "play Sams!" I will hate Hubert for not being Sproles whenever he doesn't make a good play.
Then of course if the 1st loss shows up on the win/loss record I will subsequently crawl into a bottle and shut myself off from everyone around me. I will internally ridicule myself for caring too much and try to tell myself it's only a game. Then the following Saturday I'll be fired up and ready to do it all over again. #sickness
Lastly, I will drink heavily, but that's a given.
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I plan on be wildly over reactive in all facets of fandom. Nothing special, just the normal stuff. Meltdown at the first injury, blow up on anyone who says something critical about the Cats, and secretly allow myself to dream of Snyder holding a championship at the season's close.
I'll be overly critical of play calling, every time a run gets stuffed I'll scream "you have to throw the ball to keep the defense honest." Then as soon as we throw on a short yardage situation to surprise the defense, I'll be all, "what are you doing, run the ball, it's your strength!"
During games I will swear "it's over" or believe we're gonna lose at the first sign of adversity. The first time Klein overthrows a WR, I will scream "play Sams!" I will hate Hubert for not being Sproles whenever he doesn't make a good play.
Then of course if the 1st loss shows up on the win/loss record I will subsequently crawl into a bottle and shut myself off from everyone around me. I will internally ridicule myself for caring too much and try to tell myself it's only a game. Then the following Saturday I'll be fired up and ready to do it all over again. #sickness
Lastly, I will drink heavily, but that's a given.
:thumbs:
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At the end of the National Anthem, I'm going to yell "brave!" as loud as I can and drown out all the Chief tards.
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At the end of the National Anthem, I'm going to yell "brave!" as loud as I can and drown out all the Chief tards.
Did you just hack my IM's to a friend? Said the same effing thing (except I called them commies).
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i figured i'll try to cheer with a 1/4 of the enthusiasm that f3 cheered with, if i get there im off to a good start
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At the end of the National Anthem, I'm going to yell "brave!" as loud as I can and drown out all the Chief tards.
Did you just hack my IM's to a friend? Said the same effing thing (except I called them commies).
Emo! great minds think!
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Hey, all. How do I buy a #fatty4ksu t-shirt so I can be the best fan I can be this year?
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Hey, all. How do I buy a #fatty4ksu t-shirt so I can be the best fan I can be this year?
Talk to _Fan.
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Hey, all. How do I buy a #fatty4ksu t-shirt so I can be the best fan I can be this year?
Talk to _Fan.
He's not answering his PMs. Need this shirt for gameday!
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I plan on be wildly over reactive in all facets of fandom. Nothing special, just the normal stuff. Meltdown at the first injury, blow up on anyone who says something critical about the Cats, and secretly allow myself to dream of Snyder holding a championship at the season's close.
I'll be overly critical of play calling, every time a run gets stuffed I'll scream "you have to throw the ball to keep the defense honest." Then as soon as we throw on a short yardage situation to surprise the defense, I'll be all, "what are you doing, run the ball, it's your strength!"
During games I will swear "it's over" or believe we're gonna lose at the first sign of adversity. The first time Klein overthrows a WR, I will scream "play Sams!" I will hate Hubert for not being Sproles whenever he doesn't make a good play.
Then of course if the 1st loss shows up on the win/loss record I will subsequently crawl into a bottle and shut myself off from everyone around me. I will internally ridicule myself for caring too much and try to tell myself it's only a game. Then the following Saturday I'll be fired up and ready to do it all over again. #sickness
Lastly, I will drink heavily, but that's a given.
This literally couldn't be any closer to how I live each week. Crawl out of my world man!