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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: kslim on August 02, 2012, 09:17:07 AM
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and non football related ( i stole this but it blew my mind) insider itk stuff
pparently, we — a collective of food-eating-ketchup-using hooligans — have been consuming ketchup all wrong.
If you’ve ever poured ketchup into those tiny paper cup containers and brought them back to your table for fry dunking and burger smearing, you might be a victim of ketchup ignorance as well.
Did you know that these ketchup containers are built to fan out, and are made to allow for more dunk square-footage?
As it stands, your fries probably fit pretty snugly, but imagine wanting to dip your burger into that tiny cup — not happening.
The conversation came up after a long day at the beach. I was weathered, the sun had beat down on my face, I was nothing more than a walking zombie and my barbaric eating habits must have shown. There we were, a group of my friends sitting on a picnic table outside of a local burger shack in Laguna Beach, and I was trying to dunk my burger into a cup of ketchup that looked like this:
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My friend Matt, noticing my struggle of trying to fit a humongous peg into a seemingly unwilling pinhole of ketchup, nonchalantly reached for my ketchup container, tugged the upper crust out, and showed me that I had been using these ketchup containers wrong my entire life.
Now my dunking apparatus looked like this:
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Amazing. I will never look at people using ketchup in the pre-fanned containers the same again. Hell, I can barely look at myself in the mirror for doing it incorrectly my entire l ife.
Thanks mom and dad, for teaching me absolutely nothing about proper ketchup eating. At least now I know.
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you would have to fan it out before filling it though or your hands would get ketchup on them
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you would have to fan it out before filling it though or your hands would get ketchup on them
thanks dr. science
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you would have to fan it out before filling it though or your hands would get ketchup on them
i thought that was a given, the trial and error would be fun either way
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oh my. now THAT is a scoop.
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you would have to fan it out before filling it though or your hands would get ketchup on them
i thought that was a given, the trial and error would be fun either way
it was a given, for everyone minus dr.science
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and non football related ( i stole this but it blew my mind) insider itk stuff
pparently, we — a collective of food-eating-ketchup-using hooligans — have been consuming ketchup all wrong.
If you’ve ever poured ketchup into those tiny paper cup containers and brought them back to your table for fry dunking and burger smearing, you might be a victim of ketchup ignorance as well.
Did you know that these ketchup containers are built to fan out, and are made to allow for more dunk square-footage?
As it stands, your fries probably fit pretty snugly, but imagine wanting to dip your burger into that tiny cup — not happening.
The conversation came up after a long day at the beach. I was weathered, the sun had beat down on my face, I was nothing more than a walking zombie and my barbaric eating habits must have shown. There we were, a group of my friends sitting on a picnic table outside of a local burger shack in Laguna Beach, and I was trying to dunk my burger into a cup of ketchup that looked like this:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fcontent%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fketchup-wrong.jpg&hash=3e74c961f7ab435d3c8a2d316924a0bd3a0dd595)
My friend Matt, noticing my struggle of trying to fit a humongous peg into a seemingly unwilling pinhole of ketchup, nonchalantly reached for my ketchup container, tugged the upper crust out, and showed me that I had been using these ketchup containers wrong my entire life.
Now my dunking apparatus looked like this:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fcontent%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F08%2Fketchup-been-done-wrong.jpg&hash=71e03dfef256de3ebc56771b468a420169a062b1)
Amazing. I will never look at people using ketchup in the pre-fanned containers the same again. Hell, I can barely look at myself in the mirror for doing it incorrectly my entire l ife.
Thanks mom and dad, for teaching me absolutely nothing about proper ketchup eating. At least now I know.
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That is possibly my favorite gif of all time.
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That is possibly my favorite gif of all time.
So appropriately used here, too.
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my boner for KSU football is huge.
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21 years old, just learned how to eat ketchup.
From now on, I'll be :dance: when I'm at a fast food joint and show my friends how to use ketchup.
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21 years old, just learned how to eat ketchup.
From now on, I'll be :dance: when I'm at a fast food joint and show my friends how to use ketchup.
Don't say anything. Good lord, act like you have been there before.
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Proper ketchup-cup-usage must be kept an exclusive fraternity. Don't tell your friends that they are uncivilized.
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Proper ketchup-cup-usage must be kept an exclusive fraternity. Don't tell your friends that they are uncivilized.
i will use it to make my friends feel poor
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What about putting your ketchup on one of those plastic large drink lids? They hold more ketchup, and have more usable "dunk" space. It's possible that this is too uncivilized. Can someone else weigh in?
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What about putting your ketchup on one of those plastic large drink lids? They hold more ketchup, and have more usable "dunk" space. It's possible that this is too uncivilized. Can someone else weigh in?
Uncivilized or not, I don't care, this is what I do.
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I use the peanut container at 5 guys. Uncivilized?
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you tards have obviously never done jello shots.
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you tards have obviously never done jello shots.
Actually quite funny, I have. Never made the connection though. Also...ketchup is for the birds. Mustard! :love:
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Ketchup is gross. The people that use the drink lids disgust me.
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What about putting your ketchup on one of those plastic large drink lids? They hold more ketchup, and have more usable "dunk" space. It's possible that this is too uncivilized. Can someone else weigh in?
I learned this from my roommate from chicago during my freshman year. Maybe it's just a big city thing?
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
:barf: Thanks fanningbacteria. Do you honestly think they sanitize those trays?!? They are an extension of the table/floor/restroom/where you poop!
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
:barf: Thanks fanningbacteria. Do you honestly think they sanitize those trays?!?
Did you not read the part where you put the ketchup on the paper cover? You don't eat the crap that bleeds onto the tray face.
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
:barf: Thanks fanningbacteria. Do you honestly think they sanitize those trays?!? They are an extension of the table/floor/restroom/where you poop!
Did you not read the part where you put the ketchup on the paper cover? You don't eat the crap that bleeds onto the tray face.
HEY I'M SORRY BE MORE SPECIFIC IN THE FUTURE OK? YOU'RE AN OK DOOD ALRIGHT!
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
:barf: Thanks fanningbacteria. Do you honestly think they sanitize those trays?!? They are an extension of the table/floor/restroom/where you poop!
Did you not read the part where you put the ketchup on the paper cover? You don't eat the crap that bleeds onto the tray face.
HEY I'M SORRY BE MORE SPECIFIC IN THE FUTURE OK? YOU'RE AN OK DOOD ALRIGHT!
:lol:
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You know whats really a revelation, just putting the ketchup on the rough ridin' burger so you're not dunking it every damn bite. Seriously people, do you individually put dressing on every bite of salad too? Because if so, I'm about to blow your minds
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
maybe i'm over-stepping my bounds since i've never worked fast food and you probably have....but what makes you think that those paper sheets on the trays are clean? they probably sit in a huge stack on the floor in the back somewhere, probably infected with hantivirus and brown recluse spiders.
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You know whats really a revelation, just putting the ketchup on the rough ridin' burger so you're not dunking it every damn bite. Seriously people, do you individually put dressing on every bite of salad too? Because if so, I'm about to blow your minds
Some things are just better dipped. Sometimes I don't put my ketchup and mustard directly on the burger because they make the bun soggy and slippery. If its already a greasy burger, dipping is the ONLY solution. Salad is a different story. If I ate salad with my hands, hell yeah I'm gonna dunk that crap, cuz its way better.
I'll tell you what, though, if I ever do eat a salad with my hand and I have to dunk my lettuce in a ranch cup, bet your ass that cup is gonna be fanned out.
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
maybe i'm over-stepping my bounds since i've never worked fast food and you probably have....but what makes you think that those paper sheets on the trays are clean? they probably sit in a huge stack on the floor in the back somewhere, probably infected with hantivirus and brown recluse spiders.
they stack those trays one on top of the other. meaning that the bottom of the tray stacked on top of fannings, rests directly on fannings paper/ketchup reservoir. and is anything but clean. because they don't wipe the bottoms of those trays. lol. go cats.
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Even if the paper were clean, it's a porous medium. As soon as that paper gets damp with ketchup, it's open season for bacteria to travel right through that paper.
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porous medium
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
I bet fanning is fantastic at checkers. He see's this awesome play so he does it, only to get double jumped right back.
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Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!
maybe i'm over-stepping my bounds since i've never worked fast food and you probably have....but what makes you think that those paper sheets on the trays are clean? they probably sit in a huge stack on the floor in the back somewhere, probably infected with hantivirus and brown recluse spiders.
What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.
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Bread won't get soggy if you put a swipe of butter/mayo on it
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What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.
Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?
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What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.
Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?
Late bloomer :embarrassed: I was 15-16.
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What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.
Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?
Late bloomer :embarrassed: I was 15-16.
It worked out ok for you from what I hear.
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What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.
Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?
Late bloomer :embarrassed: I was 15-16.
It worked out ok for you from what I hear.
:thumbs: :dance: