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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:45:23 AM
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I'm going to hand out pamphlets about getting off of prescription pain killers and meth. I will probably offer to provide financial assistance to them if they need help fighting their demons as I understand that it is an extremely poor community. I will then rub abrasive hand sanitizer all over my hands and arms and any other exposed body part that may have come into contact with them.
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I plan on asking everyone I meet how they are related to the whites(Family not :opcat:)
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maybe combo my get off of drugs campaign with some sort of literacy push as well.
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maybe combo my get off of drugs campaign with some sort of literacy push as well.
Otherwise the pamphlets would have to be all pictures.
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Should we vaccinate them? Seems like maybe we should.
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i'm going to bring a ton of cheap, daily vitamins to pass out. just seems like the right thing to do.
also maybe some sex ed info/free condoms
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I will be handing out sunblock for all the coal mine dwellers (every WVU fan).
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I will be conducting a seminar on how to meet new people/it's better to mix blood lines.
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i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access. we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet. i doubt they would understand it though.
kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.
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Hand out toothbrushes and bottles of water loaded with fluoride.
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i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access. we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet. i doubt they would understand it though.
kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.
We should show Two Girls One Cup on the jumbotron.
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:sdeek:
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i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access. we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet. i doubt they would understand it though.
kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.
We should show Two Girls One Cup on the jumbotron.
disgusting. i like the jumbotron idea, maybe that carly rae/justin beiber youtube vid?
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Should we vaccinate them? Seems like maybe we should.
I put a call into BSIC, check your pms this evening.
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My wife is an RN and says she is willing to donate her time to help vaccinate these poor souls.
I also reached out to a friend who is a dental hygienist. She laughed in my face and said it was a waste of time?
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Now that WVU is in the Big 12, I'm really excited to go see the "Big House." Always been one of my favorite stadiums in sports. I'll probably ask one of the WVU fans for a little tour in exchange for money/laptops/vaccinations etc.
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Should we vaccinate them? Seems like maybe we should.
I put a call into BSIC, check your pms this evening.
I'm totally in favor of giving them all Autism as well.
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Always loved this tradition! I'll most likely ask one of them how it got started.
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This is a real tough one for me as the ol' blumpster is torn. I love me some trailer trash big uns and West Virginia has got to be stacked with the chunkies that know how to get down in the double-wide. On the other hand...it's West Virginia and you have got to watch out for third world diseases and conditions (black plauge, malaria, no internetz/schools).
I think I'm going to do two things. First, I'm going to raise money for mosquito nets for the double-wide trailers to prevent Malaria. It's the right thing to do. Next, I'm going to educate the West Virgins about not buying dented canned soup to help the Botulism epidemic plauging these Appalachian friends.
Finally...I'm definitely going to eat a Dorritos/Cheetos/Funyuns combo off a WVU chunklord's backside. This mixture (called DoCheapHoes) creates a unique scent all fatties crave.
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This is a real tough one for me as the ol' blumpster is torn. I love me some trailer trash big uns and West Virginia has got to be stacked with the chunkies that know how to get down in the double-wide. On the other hand...it's West Virginia and you have got to watch out for third world diseases and conditions (black plauge, malaria, no internetz/schools).
I think I'm going to do two things. First, I'm going to raise money for mosquito nets for the double-wide trailers to prevent Malaria. It's the right thing to do. Next, I'm going to educate the West Virgins about not buying dented canned soup to help the Botulism epidemic plauging these Appalachian friends.
Finally...I'm definitely going to eat a Dorritos/Cheetos/Funyuns combo off a WVU chunklord's backside. This mixture (called DoCheapHoes) creates a unique scent all fatties crave.
Can I just adopt this list of things, sd?
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:thumbs:
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I plan on cutting the tails off as many coon skin caps as I can.
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Fire in the hole jokes. etc
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Probably start a Dentures for West Virginia relief fund. :gocho:
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Fire in the hole jokes. etc
Trim? :curse:
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Fire in the hole jokes. etc
Trim? :curse:
:users:
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I pretty much have already done my part by buying TOMS shoes.
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I think it would be funny (spoons) if you threw their couches out on their front lawn and then set their house on fire. You, not me, of course.
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Fire in the hole jokes. etc
Trim? :curse:
:lol:
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Fire in the hole jokes. etc
Trim? :curse:
no, I spelled it right. :thumbs:
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i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince. and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
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i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince. and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Wut? :confused:
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i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince. and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Good one! :ksu:
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i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince. and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Wut? :confused:
:lol:
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i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince. and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Wut? :confused:
oh man :lol:
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There was definitely a moment there where Katdaddy thought he had outsmarted WildCatzPhreak.
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Katdaddy is such a treat
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Katdaddy is such a treat
he's fanningier than fanning. which is terrific.
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I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:
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I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:
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I think "caravan" is a bit of an exaggeration here. It will start as a caravan, but multiple West Virginians will get dysentery, bit by snakes, catch fever, and struggle with the bitter winter cold along the way. Only the best pioneers will make it in the end, and the trail is sure to end up littered with the headstones of many a greenhorn.
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I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:
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I think "caravan" is a bit of an exaggeration here. It will start as a caravan, but multiple West Virginians will get dysentery, bit by snakes, catch fever, and struggle with the bitter winter cold along the way. Only the best pioneers will make it in the end, and the trail is sure to end up littered with the headstones of many a greenhorn.
:driving:
Well played.
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I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:
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I think "caravan" is a bit of an exaggeration here. It will start as a caravan, but multiple West Virginians will get dysentery, bit by snakes, catch fever, and struggle with the bitter winter cold along the way. Only the best pioneers will make it in the end, and the trail is sure to end up littered with the headstones of many a greenhorn.
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Well played.
Ya that was good.
I imagine the ISU fans always getting swept away fording rivers.
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LOL, look at the dilapidated building and blight
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spit on them. i'll probably just spit on all of them.
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I am considering stepping on their new sneaks if any of them have new sneaks.