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Title: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:45:23 AM
I'm going to hand out pamphlets about getting off of prescription pain killers and meth.  I will probably offer to provide financial assistance to them if they need help fighting their demons as I understand that it is an extremely poor community.  I will then rub abrasive hand sanitizer all over my hands and arms and any other exposed body part that may have come into contact with them. 
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: ben ji on July 19, 2012, 11:46:37 AM
I plan on asking everyone I meet how they are related to the whites(Family not  :opcat:)
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:48:15 AM
maybe combo my get off of drugs campaign with some sort of literacy push as well. 
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: CNS on July 19, 2012, 11:48:44 AM
maybe combo my get off of drugs campaign with some sort of literacy push as well.

Otherwise the pamphlets would have to be all pictures.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: steve dave on July 19, 2012, 11:55:17 AM
Should we vaccinate them?  Seems like maybe we should. 
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: DQ12 on July 19, 2012, 12:27:09 PM
i'm going to bring a ton of cheap, daily vitamins to pass out.  just seems like the right thing to do.


also maybe some sex ed info/free condoms
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Bloodfart on July 19, 2012, 12:56:54 PM
I will be handing out sunblock for all the coal mine dwellers (every WVU fan). 
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Bloodfart on July 19, 2012, 12:57:28 PM
I will be conducting a seminar on how to meet new people/it's better to mix blood lines.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: pissclams on July 19, 2012, 12:59:21 PM
i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access.  we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet.  i doubt they would understand it though.

kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.
Title: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: LickNeckey on July 19, 2012, 12:59:26 PM
Hand out toothbrushes and bottles of water loaded with fluoride.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 19, 2012, 01:00:53 PM
i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access.  we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet.  i doubt they would understand it though.

kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.

We should show Two Girls One Cup on the jumbotron.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Bloodfart on July 19, 2012, 01:01:40 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: pissclams on July 19, 2012, 01:03:20 PM
i read somewhere that only like 3% of the population in west viriginia has internet access.  we should bring a couple of laptops and blow their minds by showing them the internet.  i doubt they would understand it though.

kind of like those weird african tribes that think you're stealing their souls when you take a picture, it'll just go way over their mullet covered heads.

We should show Two Girls One Cup on the jumbotron.

disgusting.  i like the jumbotron idea, maybe that carly rae/justin beiber youtube vid?
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 19, 2012, 01:04:04 PM
Should we vaccinate them?  Seems like maybe we should.

I put a call into BSIC, check your pms this evening.
Title: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: LickNeckey on July 19, 2012, 01:37:51 PM
My wife is an RN and says she is willing to donate her time to help vaccinate these poor souls.

I also reached out to a friend who is a dental hygienist.  She laughed in my face and said it was a waste of time?
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Spaces on July 19, 2012, 03:09:27 PM
Now that WVU is in the Big 12, I'm really excited to go see the "Big House." Always been one of my favorite stadiums in sports. I'll probably ask one of the WVU fans for a little tour in exchange for money/laptops/vaccinations etc.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Mr Bread on July 19, 2012, 03:14:08 PM
Should we vaccinate them?  Seems like maybe we should.

I put a call into BSIC, check your pms this evening.

I'm totally in favor of giving them all Autism as well. 
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Spaces on July 19, 2012, 03:20:49 PM
Always loved this tradition! I'll most likely ask one of them how it got started.

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Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: KSUblumpkin on July 19, 2012, 04:26:49 PM
This is a real tough one for me as the ol' blumpster is torn.  I love me some trailer trash big uns and West Virginia has got to be stacked with the chunkies that know how to get down in the double-wide.  On the other hand...it's West Virginia and you have got to watch out for third world diseases and conditions (black plauge, malaria, no internetz/schools).

I think I'm going to do two things.  First, I'm going to raise money for mosquito nets for the double-wide trailers to prevent Malaria.  It's the right thing to do.  Next, I'm going to educate the West Virgins about not buying dented canned soup to help the Botulism epidemic plauging these Appalachian friends.

Finally...I'm definitely going to eat a Dorritos/Cheetos/Funyuns combo off a WVU chunklord's backside.  This mixture (called DoCheapHoes) creates a unique scent all fatties crave.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 19, 2012, 04:31:19 PM
This is a real tough one for me as the ol' blumpster is torn.  I love me some trailer trash big uns and West Virginia has got to be stacked with the chunkies that know how to get down in the double-wide.  On the other hand...it's West Virginia and you have got to watch out for third world diseases and conditions (black plauge, malaria, no internetz/schools).

I think I'm going to do two things.  First, I'm going to raise money for mosquito nets for the double-wide trailers to prevent Malaria.  It's the right thing to do.  Next, I'm going to educate the West Virgins about not buying dented canned soup to help the Botulism epidemic plauging these Appalachian friends.

Finally...I'm definitely going to eat a Dorritos/Cheetos/Funyuns combo off a WVU chunklord's backside.  This mixture (called DoCheapHoes) creates a unique scent all fatties crave.

Can I just adopt this list of things, sd?
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Winters on July 19, 2012, 04:52:25 PM
 :thumbs:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Pete on July 19, 2012, 04:54:51 PM
I plan on cutting the tails off as many coon skin caps as I can.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: CNS on July 19, 2012, 05:01:56 PM
Fire in the hole jokes.  etc
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on July 19, 2012, 06:50:51 PM
Probably start a Dentures for West Virginia relief fund.  :gocho:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 19, 2012, 07:21:53 PM
Fire in the hole jokes.  etc
Trim?  :curse:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Tobias on July 19, 2012, 07:31:55 PM
Fire in the hole jokes.  etc
Trim?  :curse:

 :users:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 19, 2012, 08:18:46 PM
I pretty much have already done my part by buying TOMS shoes.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: puniraptor on July 19, 2012, 11:04:50 PM
I think it would be funny (spoons) if you threw their couches out on their front lawn and then set their house on fire. You, not me, of course.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 20, 2012, 08:35:21 AM
Fire in the hole jokes.  etc
Trim?  :curse:

 :lol:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: CNS on July 20, 2012, 08:45:11 AM
Fire in the hole jokes.  etc
Trim?  :curse:

no, I spelled it right.  :thumbs:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on July 20, 2012, 08:55:30 AM
i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince.  and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Katpappy on July 20, 2012, 08:57:20 AM
i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince.  and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Wut?  :confused:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: slobber on July 20, 2012, 09:09:15 AM
i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince.  and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Good one! :ksu:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: mocat on July 20, 2012, 09:23:29 AM
i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince.  and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Wut?  :confused:

 :lol:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: 8manpick on July 20, 2012, 09:25:00 AM
i'm going to yell at them for giving us ron prince.  and make fun of their stupid cavalier mascot.
Wut?  :confused:

oh man  :lol:
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: mocat on July 20, 2012, 09:27:18 AM
There was definitely a moment there where Katdaddy thought he had outsmarted WildCatzPhreak.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2012, 09:39:01 AM
Katdaddy is such a treat
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: DQ12 on July 20, 2012, 10:13:01 AM
Katdaddy is such a treat
he's fanningier than fanning.  which is terrific.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 20, 2012, 11:03:05 AM
I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:

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Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 20, 2012, 11:11:17 AM
I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:

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I think "caravan" is a bit of an exaggeration here. It will start as a caravan, but multiple West Virginians will get dysentery, bit by snakes, catch fever, and struggle with the bitter winter cold along the way. Only the best pioneers will make it in the end, and the trail is sure to end up littered with the headstones of many a greenhorn.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 20, 2012, 11:18:24 AM
I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:

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I think "caravan" is a bit of an exaggeration here. It will start as a caravan, but multiple West Virginians will get dysentery, bit by snakes, catch fever, and struggle with the bitter winter cold along the way. Only the best pioneers will make it in the end, and the trail is sure to end up littered with the headstones of many a greenhorn.

 :driving:

Well played.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 20, 2012, 12:59:34 PM
I'm glad you guys are laughing it up with this thread but I am going to be pissed off as all get out following a caravan of these down I-70:

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I think "caravan" is a bit of an exaggeration here. It will start as a caravan, but multiple West Virginians will get dysentery, bit by snakes, catch fever, and struggle with the bitter winter cold along the way. Only the best pioneers will make it in the end, and the trail is sure to end up littered with the headstones of many a greenhorn.

 :driving:

Well played.

Ya that was good. 

I imagine the ISU fans always getting swept away fording rivers.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Pete on July 21, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
LOL, look at the dilapidated building and blight

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Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 21, 2012, 09:24:33 PM
spit on them. i'll probably just spit on all of them.
Title: Re: What Are You Going To Do To West Virginia Fans At The Game This Year?
Post by: puniraptor on July 22, 2012, 12:24:13 AM
I am considering stepping on their new sneaks if any of them have new sneaks.