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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Emo EMAW on July 18, 2012, 06:20:07 PM
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The dude on your bball team reminds me of the guy from 300.
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Nice tooth.
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Thanks for helping us stomp the South in 1865
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your coonskin cap has a long tail
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Do the hills really have eyes?
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you have the best stills in the moonshining black market
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your grandma is very young for a grandma
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Your mine collapses lots less than some others.
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You can set fire to my love seat if you want to.
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You sure do have a pretty mouth!
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you seem to get along with your sister pretty good!
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I'm sorry that your dad/cousin/brother/uncle died in a mine collapse. Everyone thought the world of him.
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you can probably smoke a pack a day and it wouldn't matter in the long run
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You know coal can be transformed into diamonds. :dunno:
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it probably doesn't matter if you shower today or not
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Dana Holgerson doesn't seem that drunk?
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In the right light, you resemble an older Clint Howard.
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Your McDonalds is one of the quickest ones I've ever been to.
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Morgantown is the nicest suburb of Pittsburgh, IMO.
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You have like a ton of dogs living under your house.
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I think it's cool that your house slants to the left.
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Nice tooth.
Right when I read the thread title, this is exactly what popped in my head before I even saw your post. Well played sir, well played
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I think its cool you're 35 and still watch wwe
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I think its cool you're 35 and still watch wwe
Hahaha
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Bobby doesn't seem that drunk?
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of all the states shaped like a saxophone, yours is the saxophone-iest :thumbs:
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Bob Denver is pretty dece.
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You have the most well-developed biscuit industry I have yet seen on the eastern seaboard.
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You are really good at ATVs and stuff.
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Wow, you were right! You can fit a whole can of Mountain Dew in your infant's bottle.
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You sure can pick a mean banjo.
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The part where Derek goes back home was my favorite part of the movie.
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Your couch burns hotter and longer than most ordinary couches.
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I think its cool you're 35 and still watch aspire to be in wwe
FYP
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If you brought all of your 'coon dogs to KS, I guarantee that you'd have the top 10 'coon dogs in KS, easily.
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I would never guess that you did that tatoo yourself.
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Your air monitoring samples appear non-fraudulent.
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I think you chose the best looking sister of all of your sisters.
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WOW, that was a good spit
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The coal on your face is the blackest I have ever seen.
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When I drink your moonshine, I barely go blind.
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Must be nice not to be burdened with all 46 chromosomes.
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Must be nice not to be burdened with all 46 chromosomes.
lol
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Your moonshinin' still sure is camoed up real nice.
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i thought october sky was a pretty good movie
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I'm no doctor, but I bet it heals up in no time. You should be fine.
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good for homer
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That is very clever that you guys call yourselves the 'ers since none of you can spell Mountaineer.
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God will probably feel sorry for you.
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Your mountaintop removal mined mountains are the prettiest I've ever seen.
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At least your not Marshall
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I'm surprised no one shot up your campus.
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I'm not tasting any methanol or lye in this fine shine.
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My son thanks you for giving Thomas the train fuel for his boiler. Choo choo!
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My son thanks you for giving Thomas the train fuel for his boiler. Choo choo!
:lol:
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I bet your coon dog trees his own coon.
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I have never seen someone pull off the rat tail/head tattoo combo so successfully. Good job, friend.
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That is probably the finest leather vest I have ever seen outside of Missouri.
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You really are making the boots/jorts thing work.
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I noticed your excellent penmanship when you drew that large X where you were supposed to sign your name
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I noticed your excellent penmanship when you drew that large X where you were supposed to sign your name
Excellent! You would have gotten bonus points had you worked in the word "calligraphy."
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Your outhouse is super comfortable doesn't smell half as bad as your hair.
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your racism is a more passive, civilized form of racism.
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Oh, it's supposed to look like that.
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You guys are marketing geniuses for having one time portrayed coal miner's daughters as a vision of something desirable.
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Your rattlesnake recipe is the best I have ever tasted.
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I know how it feels, I recently lost my grandmother as well. No, not a mine collapse, just cancer. But still...
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Oh stop it, there are LOTS of people who don't have all of their fingers.
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It was really cool when they saved your miners that had been trapped for over a month...uhhhhh wait a minute those were the chilean miners they saved ...sorry my bad
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Your home made adult go cart trike thing with the keg as a gas tank is boss.
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Fashion trends always come back around eventually, I'd keep wearing overalls too.
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Congrats. 3 days without doing Meth is a great start.
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Hmmmm an indoor outhouse. Very very nice
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The Jim Beam theme design of your bathroom really makes the mud stains on the floor pop.
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Your rednecks are so much more rednecky than ours. Grats
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Glad you could muster the courage to endure the giant scare ball in the sky. It's going to be a lovely day.
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Zeke from Cabin Creek was a really shitty nickname for such a great player.
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Those are some really nice big ticks you got hanging all over your body.
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You barely left any chowder on the table when you snorted all that crushed-up rat poison right there.
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Your lesions are shaped like some real WVU greats of the past :thumbs:
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Don't be so hard on yourself, one way to look at it is your house is made from 100% recycled material.
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I thought you guys had a beach.
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I guess I agree that she is your hottest sister.
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Your university library is really "cozy"! :D
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This statewide dial-up internet is really "retro"! :excited:
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Hunger means less fat people.
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You use your computer desk as an ash tray? I've never thought of that before, what a great idea!
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I like the deep, raspy voices your women have. It is very comforting.
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I'm glad you were recently cured of scabies. That sounds terrible!
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I`m sure breast feeding until your 18 is really good for your tooth.
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Nice VCR.
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Nice HD-DVD Player, what thrift store did you steal it from?
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You don't smell quite as bad as I thought you would.
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Being able to record live radio on your boom box must make for some super sweet mix tapes!
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That's probably the record for most skunks someone has ever been sprayed by
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Is that an IROC? Oh well it's pretty sweet for an RS.
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yeah, you should probably patent your meth dip idea
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All your farm animals are stump broke really well
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That's neat my mom would have never let me have a rat tail or a hat that approximates a rat tail for the winter months.
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You guys did a really good job of making that mountain flat.
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That Moth Man thing was very plausible.
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That might be the nicest looking beard south of I-70.
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I wish we had your basketball coach.
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That may be the world record for most Oxycontin pills stuffed up one's own butthole, good job. :lynchmob:
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Methane is crazy right? I'm kinda an expert on explosive releases of methane, if you smell what a mean! Amirite? lol. :angryMJ:
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Your preoccupation with incinerating divans is culturally intriguing from an anthropological perspective.
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I wish we had your basketball coach.
me too :(
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You're right. A Camaro on cider blocks does add curb appeal to your trailer.
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You seem like the kind of guy that could really teach me how to simplify my life.
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Did someone steal the rims off of your vehicle or did you sell them for pharmaceuticals?
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Oh, your whole family has a swinging ballsack on the back of their cars. Neat
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You know, if I don't dwell on the paralysis on the left side of your face, I could never tell that serpent bit you.
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Congratulations on not losing any money during the crash of 2008!
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Thanks for starting sales tax. I love it!!
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hiding one lump of coal in your pocket every day at the mine and stockpiling the lumps in pile behind your house is the most unique retirement plan I've ever heard
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Going out in blackface is very racist.
Ohhhh you just got off work.
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oh no i totally agree, the appalachians have much more history than the rockies.
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Your mountains are old and unimpressive due to millions of years of weathering and erosion.
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So like Moria was pretty cool in LOTR. That Balrog guy though, what a jerk.
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Yes, I think you could out dance Jesco White.
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Leah and Corey were my favorite cast members on Teen Mom 2.
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Your home IS your car? Awesome man. Awesome
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I convinced my church a mission trip to Morgantown was better than Haiti.
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Your Brotherfather
is was the best snake handler I have had ever seen.
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Ma'am, your beard is so good you should apply to be the mascot next year :thumbs:
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I heard your car from half a mile away.
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Youre right, coal scrip will hold its value better than the dollar.
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"Hey, those are nice jugs"
****Points over to vintage moonshining distillery****
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Your wife lost a ton of weight in jail.
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You have a very modern VCR player!
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Ooh, is that Red Seal? Niiiiice. Vintage.
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You're right, the back seat of a 92 Crown Vic does make a good porch couch. How does it burn?
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Why do you only have folding chairs in your living room?
Ohhh right.
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You guys don't wash your genitals good.
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Wow, it's been a long time since i've seen a Plymouth on the road. You must be a good mechanic.
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That rat pelt jacket looks really warm.
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Wow, I have never seen anyone burn tires for a bon fire. Cool...
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You guys don't wash your genitals good.
That`s not a very NICE thing to say Mr. Bread
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Why no I've never thought about using old fence posts to smoke my opossum.
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Would you like me to cut that corn off the cob for you?
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What? No, wait. What? I'm sorry I don't speak Appalachin.
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You're right! Using coolers as chairs in your living room is not only convenient, it's excellent multi-purposing.
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You guys don't wash your genitals good.
That`s not a very NICE thing to say Mr. Bread
No, it's a compliment there. You have to understand the culture. A nice sour, vinegary set of nuts is like elite cologne anywhere else.
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You guys don't wash your genitals good.
That`s not a very NICE thing to say Mr. Bread
No, it's a compliment there. You have to understand the culture. A nice sour, vinegary set of nuts is like elite cologne anywhere else.
Ahhhh I guess you learn something every day...what about ball smell in Canada? I`m heading up tomorrow for a week of fishing.Should I shower?
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I didn't believe you could do it man, WOW! You ate all of Trim's "gottlieb dogs!" Dude it was like you hadn't eaten in weeks... oh sorry bro. High five?
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You got me bro, that is the hairiest back I've ever seen.
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You have a very modern VCR player!
Good one, Luketers. :dubious:
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You can get your finger so very deep into your belly button! Does it taste as good as it looks?
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You bought the gas you are huffing for less than $3.00 a gallon? Kudos friend. Tip of the cap
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I will wait 10 minutes then call the cops.
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You gave up 63 points and still won. :flush:
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Your wife lost a ton of weight in jail.
goddam, i am hilarious
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That city that has a whole mine on fire underneath it, that is evacuated and sealed off is pretty interesting.
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Thanks for helping us stomp the South in 1865
:thumbs:
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Been awhile since someone has compared their football team to a car with "solid lifters and pistons". You have to be very literate to make that comparison.
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Your wife lost a ton of weight in jail.
goddam, i am hilarious
I read that this morning and thought to myself, "LSOC is exceptional at this sort of thing, a true savant."
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SWEET DUNK!!!!
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I don't like tackling that much either.
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You're totally right, getting rid of mountaintops does make it less strenuous to push your car around.
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I agree, why dirty up your beautiful state with infrastructure and civilization?
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I heard your car from half a mile away.
Was one of my favorites
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Your hills have such gorgeous eyes.
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Sir, I think that drinking moonshine at 8 am was a wonderful idea.
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I truly believe the fact that you have to see the moon shine every night due to having no roof makes this stuff that much better.
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That was very resourceful of you, the way you found a visiting professor to read this treat of a thread aloud so you could fake chuckle and pretend you got all the jokes.
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So are you from East West Virginia or West West Virginia?
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Hi, I'm Nicname. I glad that your university has joined the Big 12 and look forward to numerous matches against the Mountaineer sports teams. What a coincidence that your basketball coach Bob Huggins once coached at my school Kansas State. Would you like to try some of this chicken?
I actually could probably be a lot nicer, but I think that is pretty nice.
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Coal? Cool!
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I totally agree that the Deliverance stereotype is unfounded. That movie was totally about Georgia, which is a very different state.
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You are right, a vestigial tail DOES have some advantages!
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Your tooth is so white!
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I wish my stream was flammable.
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That's a pretty awesome story. If I had a painful cyst removed that contained the hair and teeth of a dead twin I'd be pretty grossed out, but look at you looking at the bright side!
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That's pretty neat that the capital of your state has the same name of a more famous city in South Carolina, another state totally not like yours.
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I don't think that backhanded compliments are very nice at all.
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West Virginia is Best Virginia!
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You're like the Project Runway winner of buckskin, dude.
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I wish my stream was flammable.
When I initially read this I was thinking pee stream.
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By the looks of this place I can see why Bob Huggins ran back here.
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The school you root for is less weird than Texas A&M
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If I got gangrene, I would have cut it off too.
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Your tooth is so white!
Nice tooth.
:shakesfist:
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Props. You thought of that one first.
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You're right! Cereal DOES taste better with Mountain Dew!
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Your tooth is so white!
Nice tooth.
:shakesfist:
I thought it sounded familiar :emawkid:
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This hazy sky really accentuates your prematurely aged skin.
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Your faces are ugly. :shakesfist:
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I don't think your mascot is inherently racist!
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I bet your mascot is the most naturally talented forcible rapist in the Big 12.
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Look at honorary EMAW Mr. Bread doingThe Lord's work itt.
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Hey, nice economic decision buying the big roll of skoal cans. That's a much better deal than buying them individually.
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Wow, you used top grade concrete blocks when you put your car up in your front yard, a lot of people would have been cheap and used less expensive cinder blocks.
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It's amazing your face isn't just one giant zit, what with all the soot all over it.
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hey I used to let my pet raccoon ride on my head too
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The West Virginia section of Urban Dictionary is much more interesting than my own state's.
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If I didn't know better, I would think West Virginia is awesome too.
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Nah, I'm sure its just a coincidence that 6 of your 9 kids has down's.
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You sure had purty mountains. When they had tops on them.
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It's a miracle you don't have the black lung yet!
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It's a miracle you don't have the black lung yet!
But you only have the BL in your left lung so good on you!
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I see your point. If your wife expects you to remember all of their names, why does she keep giving them all two first names?
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A while back I received what I assumed was mistake email that was sent to me. But I thought they would fit in here. It was someone that sent me 4 emails in a row with pics of the WVU-Marshall game tailgating, catering, whatever.
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There were only... excuse me (burp oh god I think I'm going to be sick) a few of your thinning hairs in that sloppyjoe. Thank you there big fella.
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Why on earth is that woman not wearing sleeves?? :sdeek:
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Same reason Hulk Hogan doesnt wear sleeves. 24 inch pythons.
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Bingo wings were meant to fly.
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That looks like a fun clan of Cro-Magnons to party with.
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Those WVUs sure can party!
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woof :flush:
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JFC they don't even have a decent digital camera, and those are only like $20 these days.
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The scenery behind the food spread looks nice :dunno:
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Let's see here...starting from the back left:
Choc Chip cookie bars (or Hello Dollies :lick:)
Pumpkin bars?
Sushi
WV sugar cookies
More sushi
Cubed cheese
Fig Newtons
Granola bars - halved
Down in front: Grapes for decoration only :thumbs: :thumbs:
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Let's see here...starting from the back left:
Choc Chip cookie bars (or Hello Dollies :lick:)
Pumpkin bars?
Sushi
WV sugar cookies
More sushi
Cubed cheese
Fig Newtons
Granola bars - halved
Down in front: Grapes for decoration only :thumbs: :thumbs:
Pretty sure those are cupcakes and not sushi...
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Let's see here...starting from the back left:
Choc Chip cookie bars (or Hello Dollies :lick:)
Pumpkin bars?
Sushi
WV sugar cookies
More sushi
Cubed cheese
Fig Newtons
Granola bars - halved
Down in front: Grapes for decoration only :thumbs: :thumbs:
Pretty sure those are cupcakes and not sushi...
Yes, that does make more sense given the context of the spread. That puts more pressure on the grapes to make people feel healthy. Good effort, grapes.
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The grapes are wooden.
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The grapes are wooden little balls of coal.
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the lady with no sleeves got so hungry she saw a mirage of food like on looney tunes and they took a picture of it
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the lady with no sleeves got so hungry she saw a mirage of food like on looney tunes and they took a picture of it
Denied. That picture would have been of a mountain of doughnuts with cases of Diet Coke stacked around it.
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the lady with no sleeves got so hungry she saw a mirage of food like on looney tunes and they took a picture of it
Denied. That picture would have been of a mountain of doughnuts with cases of Diet Coke stacked around it.
A mountain of cookies is not much different, and I'm sure they had a fridge filled with diet coke and mountain dew.
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It's funny that someone thought WVU'rs would eat sushi.
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It's funny that someone thought WVU'rs would eat sushi.
Yeah, I was taken aback by that one as well.
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What a wonderful picture of you, Norma Rae! Oh look, you had both feet back then!
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What a wonderful picture of you, Norma Rae! Oh look, you had both feet back then!
Diabeetus! :shakesfist:
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It's funny that someone thought WVU'rs would eat sushi.
Yeah, I was taken aback by that one as well.
Sorry, guys. LWVUIQ :embarrassed:
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What a wonderful picture of you, Norma Rae! Oh look, you had both feet back then!
Diabeetus! :shakesfist:
:lol:
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Nice run y'all had.
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Congrats on being the first of your kin to go to highschool.
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Ah heck, we try to forget about Texas Tech too.
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Ah heck, we try to forget about Texas Tech too.
black lung killed my uncle too
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Heck, you're right. Your second cousin is barely related to you and plenty okay to marry.
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Now that you've been to the denture place, you've got yourself some boss chompers.
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Man, that body kit looks bad ass on your '92 Honda Civic. I probably wouldn't of painted it to match the rest of the car either, really sets it off you know.
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Just thought I would bump this thread so all these irate WVU fans could see all the nice things we had to say about them before they came on here and started being so mean and saying mean things...Hope it calms the waters :bill:
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As of right now I'd say Pig Aggie has the worst fan base, but that could change if some tv station (if they have one) in West Virginia does a segment about how thin-skinned their fans are.
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You have a very beautiful state! It's a shame we can only visit and have to head back to modern human civilization after the game.
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Modern civilization? Just because it's Manhattan does not mean its like New York fucktard.
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Modern civilization? Just because it's Manhattan does not mean its like New York fucktard.
:dubious: First post smack!
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Is that guy addressing all of us or Fucktard directly?
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Modern civilization? Just because it's Manhattan does not mean its like New York fucktard.
:dubious: First post smack!
:bait:
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Is that guy addressing all of us or Fucktard directly?
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Where is fuktard anyways? I miss him. :cry:
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Way to hold us with a field goal on the first drive.
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Man, that body kit looks bad ass on your '92 Honda Civic. I probably wouldn't of painted it to match the rest of the car either, really sets it off you know.
Your right, that giant muffler does kind of make it sound like a bigger engine!