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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on July 17, 2012, 03:46:50 PM
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I'm going to walk up to the first Miami fan I see and draw a line in the dirt in front of him and tell him that if he wants some then he can just cross that line and he's got some. Then, when he crosses the line, I'm going to spray him in the face with pepper spray and steal his wallet.
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extend my hand and say "Welcome to the Little Apple!"...then yank my hand back and run it through my hair behind my ear and walk away.
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throw my spit cup on one of them. i did this to some iowa state family last year. was pretty lol. :lol:
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I am going to say, "Hey, there is somebody you have to meet!" Then, I am going to take him with me to find SD and hope that SD hasn't seen any other Miami fans to that point. Hilarity will ensue and I will take pictures and post them on goEMAW with SD's face blurred out.
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There were barely any Miami fans in Miami......the chances of running into one in Manhattan has to be near zero
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There were barely any Miami fans in Miami......the chances of running into one in Manhattan has to be near zero
They have a nation-wide fanbase that adds up to a pretty large size, but they are small in any one geographic location, including Miami. There will be a handful of Miami jerseys (covered in blood if steve dave finds them) in the seats.
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If I FedEx a shoe, would one of you be kind enough to throw it at one of them on gameday? Preferably the face and like pretty rough ridin' hard. Warning: might have been used to step in poo before sending, so, you know, watch out. TIA.
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am guessing only 250 actually make the trip
there will be some pretend cane fans making the trek from Wichita and KC
Betcha 2/3 of the KSU fans can not name the current Miami coach
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I plan on treating all cars with Florida tags like a cop car at an occupy rally so any K-State fans from Florida had best remove their tags before they go into the game.
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take their hats off and bend the bills
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take their hats off and bend the bills
You should rip the sticker off too, while you're at it.
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Duh. Same thing I do to all opposing fans and players. Red hot pennies.
stupid question
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Duh. Same thing I do to all opposing fans and players. Red hot pennies.
stupid question
Hey Limestone, what's a red hot penny? :confused:
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Is it like the ol' spicy key chain?
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Congratulate them on the Heat's championship.
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I'm going to invite them to a rap battle and salsa dancing contest
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am guessing only 250 actually make the trip
there will be some pretend cane fans making the trek from Wichita and KC
Betcha 2/3 of the KSU fans can not name the current Miami coach
Lane Kiffin? :dunno:
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Call the RCPD and say I saw them selling cocaine.
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hack their cell phones
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I'm going to key any car with a MS, FL, AL or GA license plate.
Plus if I see any youngsters with their parents I'm going to yell a bunch of curse words and make things really awkward for them.
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Call the RCPD and say I saw them selling cocaine.
Buy drugs from them before this narc drops the dime on my good time.
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my buddy works at an meat packing plant in garden city (sp?) and i've had him saving a bunch of dead cow fetus stuff for like 3 months, i have it in a giant bag in my backyard in the sun just cookin away with some maggots.
i'm going to put the giant bag of corpse/juice/fetuses into a net and hook it up to a helicopter, and hover over the Miami pep rally/tailgate in the helicopter until just the right time (we'll all know when that is) and then i'm going to drop the dead cow corpses and bodily fluids/maggots right onto the "meat" of their tailgate and hopefully over all of their fans. right now i have 500 gallons of corpses/fetuses and maggots/juices.
sorry if you have to sit next to any of them at bsfs but hey i didn't ask you to sit next to any of them so it's not my fault, go cats. this will be really gross, steer (lol) clear.
do not link this to the miami board.
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I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
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Pissclams I just read your post. Please don`t drop that bag of rotten fetus stuff on my fake Miami pep rally it might eff up my P.A. system.Your more than welcome to bring some of it to the viaduct and drop it on em.
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Take my talents to their lady's south beaches.
Take my talents down south on their beaches.
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Network.
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I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........
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Kick them in the nuts then punch them in the face. Then spit on them.
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I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........
If you mean homosexual rape of a GANG of Miami fans I guess I`ve outed myself but If you mean getting raped by a GANG of homosexual Miami fans I ain`t into that crap
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lmao there wont be any Miami fans
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lmao there wont be any Miami fans
Not after we are done with them
:throatslashgesture:
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Two chicks at one time. :pray:
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I will not say hello to them :blank:
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be obnoxiously intoxicated before strolling into my ICAT seats on the 50 yard line and yell
"HEY, AREN'T YOU GUYS GOING TO JAIL OR SOMETHING!"
The from my great 50 yard line seats I will yell
"HEY AL GOLDEN, TEMPLE BECAME A BCS SCHOOL WHEN THEY REALIZED YOU LEFT" as Meshak williams and arthur brown tag team their backfield.
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I will keep my distance in case they try to eat my face. naked.
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Hide the bath salts.
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Do exactly what they did to me. Whiz a football by their head, point, and scream: "YOU KNOW WHY"!
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I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........
If you mean homosexual rape of a GANG of Miami fans I guess I`ve outed myself but If you mean getting raped by a GANG of homosexual Miami fans I ain`t into that crap
Good. Because that would be weird.
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Offer to buy their condos for 15 cents on the dollar.
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Frankenklein reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AsEH1mEKf8
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I`m gonna set up a fake pep rally for them out on my farm by the river then I`m gonna go all deliverance on their asses as I blast banjo renditions of all the wildcat songs on a P.A. (squeal squeal squueeeaaallllllll) Then I`m gonna load em up on a makeshift driftwood raft,set it on fire and send it downstream. Everyone is invited to meet me at the viaduct and pee on them as they float by.Would it be ok if I hung a goEMAW banner over the side of the viaduct?
sooooo......you're into homosexual gang rape.........
If you mean homosexual rape of a GANG of Miami fans I guess I`ve outed myself but If you mean getting raped by a GANG of homosexual Miami fans I ain`t into that crap
:thumbs:
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One thing you bad people should know: when the Miami team arrives at the stadium, they stay on the bus a bit and get all crazy and rock it back and forth. They really get that thing going. I think it's a tradition (lol, like Miami has any tradition :jerk:) for the fans to gather to watch that. So anyway that could be a good time to do something. What exactly, I don't know.
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I'm going to warn them about the looming "spirder" infestation and then walk away cautiously flinching at every step.
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Take my talents to their lady's south beaches.
Take my talents down south on their beaches.
:cheers:
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I put a lot of thought into this one. I really like the OP's line/pepper spray combo.
My plan is two fold. First, I'm currently designing special pants with a well placed rip that allow my balls to cascade through. These will most likely be late 80s stonewash Guess jeans to A) accentuate my cheeks and B) proliferate the clash between balls/denim jeans. Second, I'm going to initiate normal conversations with every Hurricocaine fan I come across. Nothing is more funny to me then having a normal conversation about the game with my nuts hanging out.
Final phase in the plan...bang a soutch beach plumper.
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I'm going to invite them to a rap battle and salsa dancing contest
You may be getting in over your head.
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Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.
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Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.
Those people won't give a eff if they get beer on their shirts. They'll happily dump beers all over themselves. Have seen with mine own eyes.
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another strategy that I've used before is to walk up like I'm going to have a friendly talk with them about their team. then, when we start talking, I tell them that their team is sucky and will probably lose. no big whoop, right? wrong. because I follow up that part with telling them I'm going to stab them with a knife.
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Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.
Those people won't give a eff if they get beer on their shirts. They'll happily dump beers all over themselves. Have seen with mine own eyes.
Yeah, and their "women" love that crap. It's like the more ignorant, racist, and Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) they act, the more attractive they are to their potential mates.
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They say their mascot is an Ibis pfft. Looks like a duck to me and this is what I`m gonna do to that duck :fatty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43dA9j16mSY
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my buddy works at an meat packing plant in garden city (sp?) and i've had him saving a bunch of dead cow fetus stuff for like 3 months, i have it in a giant bag in my backyard in the sun just cookin away with some maggots.
i'm going to put the giant bag of corpse/juice/fetuses into a net and hook it up to a helicopter, and hover over the Miami pep rally/tailgate in the helicopter until just the right time (we'll all know when that is) and then i'm going to drop the dead cow corpses and bodily fluids/maggots right onto the "meat" of their tailgate and hopefully over all of their fans. right now i have 500 gallons of corpses/fetuses and maggots/juices.
sorry if you have to sit next to any of them at bsfs but hey i didn't ask you to sit next to any of them so it's not my fault, go cats. this will be really gross, steer (lol) clear.
do not link this to the miami board.
hmm, renting a helicopter seems like it would be a lot of work just to annoy some miami fans.
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my buddy works at an meat packing plant in garden city (sp?) and i've had him saving a bunch of dead cow fetus stuff for like 3 months, i have it in a giant bag in my backyard in the sun just cookin away with some maggots.
i'm going to put the giant bag of corpse/juice/fetuses into a net and hook it up to a helicopter, and hover over the Miami pep rally/tailgate in the helicopter until just the right time (we'll all know when that is) and then i'm going to drop the dead cow corpses and bodily fluids/maggots right onto the "meat" of their tailgate and hopefully over all of their fans. right now i have 500 gallons of corpses/fetuses and maggots/juices.
sorry if you have to sit next to any of them at bsfs but hey i didn't ask you to sit next to any of them so it's not my fault, go cats. this will be really gross, steer (lol) clear.
do not link this to the miami board.
hmm, renting a helicopter seems like it would be a lot of work just to annoy some miami fans.
clams protects the house, bruh.
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Invite them to my tailgate, when they get there, I'll offer them a beer, but I'll have one of my bros totally shake it up. They'll open it and get beer all over their shirt. I'll laugh and knock the beer on the ground and tell them to get outta town.
Those people won't give a eff if they get beer on their shirts. They'll happily dump beers all over themselves. Have seen with mine own eyes.
Yeah, and their "women" love that crap. It's like the more ignorant, racist, and Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) they act, the more attractive they are to their potential mates.
In that case I'll follow it up with a "hey sorry guys, no hard feelings" (picks up football) "Hey, go long!" And then I'll watch those dumb dumbs go long for a pass that will never come.
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I'm going to invite them to a party at my friend BTK aka The Real KKK's house. I'll tell them his bathroom is really nice and they should be sure to use it while they're there.
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Hearing rumors of a rather large contingent of Miami Fans/Unemployed Pot Smoking slackers from Cimarron making the trip up to Manhattan to support The U!!
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Oh man I just saw a guy wearing a canes shirt and didn't do crap. I just realized he must have a miami fan. I thought he just loved old people or something. Now I really regret not going out of my way to be mean to him.
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I'm going to boo loudly in the general direction of anyone I see wearing orange and green. I might even :shakesfist: in their direction as well if I get PAK'd enough.
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Well because of 11AM gametime I've decided to cook up some flap jacks and offer them a red beer. "Put 'er there Canes!" [/offers friendship handshake]
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i'm going to yawn and flip them off as they come out for warmups at 9:58a...smh
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I probably won't have time to say anything because I will be pulling into the parking lot 10 min before kickoff since my father-in-law decided to stop at the rest stop west of Topeka to drop a deuce.
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i probably won't pay any attention to them because i will be debating inside my head whether or not i should bring my jacket with me, because ya know, it's kind of chilly right now but what if it ends up warming up a lot once the morning is gone and i really don't want to have to deal with a rough ridin' jacket if it's not chilly anymore.
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i probably won't pay any attention to them because i will be debating inside my head whether or not i should bring my jacket with me, because ya know, it's kind of chilly right now but what if it ends up warming up a lot once the morning is gone and i really don't want to have to deal with a rough ridin' jacket if it's not chilly anymore.
Rumors of a coat check in Phase 2 of stadium expansion.
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Lmao, Miami women are so ugly.
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Lmao, Miami women are so ugly.
and redneckie. Every frickin' Miami fan at the Miami game last year was like "Miami Deliverance University Football Rules!" (I don't even know wtf that means, but it surely means something like the Miami fans were really redneckie and stuff.)
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im going to literally castrate one of them and make their mother watch.
it will be magical
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I'll invite some roudy roudy canes fans to my humble tailgate party. Then mash their balls an fingers in my tailgate. :excited:
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Break their fingers by punching them in the nose.
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I decided to stop drawing dicks on opponents and put some effort into my art. Here is my attempt.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffotos.fotoflexer.com%2Ff747046dbc4aa0450e07b24da401cff7.jpg&hash=2e51affaba943a54be66fd0333d5892bbb3037e2)
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Lifelike pic
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffotos.fotoflexer.com%2Ff747046dbc4aa0450e07b24da401cff7.jpg&hash=2e51affaba943a54be66fd0333d5892bbb3037e2)
A little progressive for my taste, but every Monet needs a Gauguin to keep pushing the art world forward, right?
:cheers:
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Oh man, this season! :lynchmob: :ksu:
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Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?
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Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?
:ksu:
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Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?
:surprised:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PK8dsAeMmPk#!&t=2m50s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PK8dsAeMmPk#!&t=2m50s)
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Think I should bring a sign to the game that says "I committed to play football at Miami and all I got was a lousy abortion"?
Power move.
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There needs to be a couple signs at that game poking fun at the Nevin Shapiro scandal. If you guys don't like the abortion joke, come up with something about bounties.
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UM fans: hopefully you made it far enough in this thread without getting noxious in your stomach. I threw up all over my pets! True Cat Fans actually look forward to your visit. When you do visit our stadium (recently listed at #24 on JD Powers and Associates "best places to have the crap of your lives"), please stop by my tailgate where we can talk about football and your program and the horrible things from your past. Please remember to bring some softly pillows (warning: wool makes me rough ridin' itch!!) and we can snuggle maybe and watch Mr. Puffytickles (my personal chef) bake some Hurricakes! PM for locations and snuggle times. EMAW!
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UM fans: hopefully you made it far enough in this thread without getting noxious in your stomach. I threw up all over my pets! True Cat Fans actually look forward to your visit. When you do visit our stadium (recently listed at #24 on JD Powers and Associates "best places to have the crap of your lives"), please stop by my tailgate where we can talk about football and your program and the horrible things from your past. Please remember to bring some softly pillows (warning: wool makes me rough ridin' itch!!) and we can snuggle maybe and watch Mr. Puffytickles (my personal chef) bake some Hurricakes! PM for locations and snuggle times. EMAW!
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