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Title: Miami
Post by: KITNfury on July 10, 2012, 06:57:29 PM
We're gonna kick their taints in amirite?!

 http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=13&f=2927&t=9012992  (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=13&f=2927&t=9012992)
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: p1k3 on July 10, 2012, 07:15:17 PM
i just imagine a bunch of these guys in that thread

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsouthparkstudios.mtvnimages.com%2Fimages%2Fshows%2Fsouthpark%2Fvertical_video%2Fseason_15%2Fsp_1504_clip07.jpg&hash=5bc8389948abd92701c17b363732983783133a90)
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: star seed 7 on July 10, 2012, 08:37:40 PM
i like that purplepain posted a picture of BSFS, and it's pre-99 east side, and looks to be mostly full of red.  our fanbase are idiots.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Katpappy on July 10, 2012, 08:41:48 PM
We're gonna kick their taints in amirite?!

 http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=13&f=2927&t=9012992  (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=13&f=2927&t=9012992)
Uhem, Uhem, Uhem; we gona beat their asses and maybe win a football game while we're at it.  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 09:47:46 PM
Request:  I'm trying to think of something witty to say about us beating the Miami Hurricanes. Right now I'm along the lines of "you may be a Hurricane in Miami but once you come inland to Kansas you'll barely be a tropical storm" or something along those lines. Any help would be apprec.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 09:52:23 PM
How about: "I just saw the forecast for the day of the game, partly cloudy with a slight breeze." (Basically meaning no hurricanes)
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Katpappy on July 10, 2012, 09:59:27 PM
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 10, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
What if we called them Hurrican'ts?
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 10, 2012, 10:00:21 PM
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.
dannyboykat post
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 10, 2012, 10:01:46 PM
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.

But it will totally miss the NBAF, right?
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 10:01:52 PM
What if we called them Hurrican'ts?

Yes, good. Pretty good.
Title: Miami
Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2012, 10:02:25 PM
hmm tough one

the pain from rain of arthur brown's blood stain from eating a great dane in the plains falls mainly on the hurricanes
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 10, 2012, 10:04:06 PM
Request:  I'm trying to think of something witty to say about us beating the Miami Hurricanes. Right now I'm along the lines of "you may be a Hurricane in Miami but once you come inland to Kansas you'll barely be a tropical storm" or something along those lines. Any help would be apprec.

hurricanes from miami turn into hurricants from miamshe as cats rough ridin' curb stomp them to the ground.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 10:05:03 PM
How about: "it looks like we're in the eye of the storm judging by how calm it is right now. What's that? Oh, this is the worst part of the storm? Wow, this isn't bad at all lol"   

:dunno:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: KITNfury on July 10, 2012, 10:08:29 PM
You're not in Florida anymore!!
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 10, 2012, 10:17:24 PM
let me see your greencard!
Title: Miami
Post by: pissclams on July 10, 2012, 10:17:41 PM
knock knock-

who's there?

hurri

hurri who?

hurri, ksu,  caine you pls stop anal raping me?
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 10, 2012, 10:18:39 PM
did you guys know that miami is miami spelled backwards?
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 10, 2012, 10:20:12 PM
welcome to manhattan

bienvenido a manhattan
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 10, 2012, 10:24:22 PM
is this trip for business or pleasure?

oh neither you just wanted the wildwildcats to open a cane of ass whooping!
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 10, 2012, 10:27:14 PM
"You Cubans would have much more in common with Flood Aggie."
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Katpappy on July 10, 2012, 10:31:50 PM
Son, we don't have Hurricanes in Kansas.  But I'll tell you what we do have, and that's a tornado about to hit BSFS and blow your asses back to Miami.
dannyboykat post
:lol: dannyboy is sure his canes will win.  :lol:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 10:36:20 PM
welcome to manhattan

bienvenido a manhattan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Manhattan, uh, uh
Flint Hills, bringin' the ill, uh
Ha, ha, can y'all feel that, can y'all feel that?
jig it out, uh

Here I am, in the place where NBAF go
Manhattan, Auntie Mae's and Bluestem Bistro
Everyone likes Johnny Kaw, everybody party all day
No work, K-State, okay
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Katpappy on July 10, 2012, 10:40:50 PM
welcome to manhattan

bienvenido a manhattan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Manhattan, uh, uh
Flint Hills, bringin' the ill, uh
Ha, ha, can y'all feel that, can y'all feel that?
jig it out, uh

Here I am, in the place where NBAF go
Manhattan, Auntie Mae's and Bluestem Bistro
Everyone likes Johnny Kaw, everybody party all day
No work, K-State, okay
Very catchy.  Could this be the beginning of a new SkinnyBennie music vid.  :party:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: puniraptor on July 10, 2012, 10:41:21 PM
Your beach tan is nice but this is man hat tan and our hurricane shutters are buttoned up tight. I know you have problems with pythons and snakeheads and iguanas and stuff but you are about to find out that wildcats are the nastiest invasive species.








also, hurricaints
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 10:47:13 PM
We take a dip in Tuttle, hike up KS hill
Me an' my Harley at game runnin' laps 'round The Bill
Nothin' less than thrilled when the opponents are killed
Every time we catch a pass, KU be like
(Fire Gill)
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 10, 2012, 10:49:31 PM
Oh _33, you're such a treasure.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 10, 2012, 11:02:33 PM
Can y'all feel me? All ages and races, real sweet faces
Every different nation
English, German, Irish, Caucasian
White people, the guys on the sports teams, and Asians

I only came for four years of playing
But I got a decent job so I wound up staying
This the type of town, I could spend a few decades in
Manhattan, the city that keeps the goats grazing
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 10, 2012, 11:04:41 PM
Can y'all feel me? All ages and races, real sweet faces
Every different nation
English, German, Irish, Caucasian
White people, the guys on the sports teams, and Asians

I only came for four years of playing
But I got a decent job so I wound up staying
This the type of town, I could spend a few decades in
Manhattan, the city that keeps the goats grazing

 :love:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: DQ12 on July 10, 2012, 11:24:38 PM
Uh, welcome Hurricanes to MHK
Where Bill and the Boys are bout to get cray
So listen for a second to these rhymes I wrote
Then take a short nap in that lazy moat.

you can bet this is the land of the flat and
Who cares if your fanbase is latin?
Cause we've got it covered like a Man-in-a-hat-and
We all say "SUCK IT CANES, GO CATS, MAN!"


Title: Re: Miami
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 11, 2012, 01:07:26 AM
Is it still cool to make jokes about the whole Nevin Shapiro abortion thing?

What about some variation of "I'm taking my talents to..."

No?

Okay then.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: OB_Won on July 11, 2012, 02:09:58 AM
You call that a sound machine?  Wait 'til you hear the pride of wildcat land, mf.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: felix rex on July 11, 2012, 05:50:36 AM
I enjoyed this:

Quote
Snider did most of his work with Juno transfers so the turnover was great yet the results were often the same.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: slobber on July 11, 2012, 06:05:19 AM
Lots of  :ksu: and  :lol: and  :excited: and then more :ksu: in this thread. Outstanding work all around.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Fedor on July 11, 2012, 07:10:19 AM
Somebody work in a Zimmerman or a stand your ground reference.

Title: Re: Miami
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 11, 2012, 08:34:25 AM
Somebody work in a Zimmerman or a stand your ground reference.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: GoodForAnother on July 11, 2012, 09:36:40 AM
Don't get me wrong, Colby got it going on
And Oberlin is the city that we know don't sleep
And we all know that Fort Hays and Scott City stay jiggy
But on the sneak, Manhattan bringing heat for real
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: OB_Won on July 11, 2012, 10:04:55 AM
Y'all best be gettin ready for #theEWE
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: OB_Won on July 11, 2012, 10:19:26 AM
Just in case you were wondering, Frank Martin doesn't actually make $2MM.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Katpappy on July 11, 2012, 10:30:54 AM
Just in case you were wondering, Frank Martin doesn't actually make $2MM.
Wut!  This is about Miami coming for an ass whopping, not cubians.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on July 11, 2012, 10:51:56 AM
Quote
Canes 35-17. Canes DB's will not be playing 10 yards off the ball and coach D will make their QB's passing have to win the game and not his legs. Most importantly the gutless QB known as Jacory will not give them free points. Canes don't turn the ball over, they win easy.  As bad as the canes played last year if Jacory had a mind that worked faster the canes win last year on the last play.

 :horrorsurprise:

 :opcat:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: _33 on July 11, 2012, 11:02:31 AM
Quote
Canes 35-17. Canes DB's will not be playing 10 yards off the ball and coach D will make their QB's passing have to win the game and not his legs. Most importantly the gutless QB known as Jacory will not give them free points. Canes don't turn the ball over, they win easy.  As bad as the canes played last year if Jacory had a mind that worked faster the canes win last year on the last play.

 :horrorsurprise:

 :opcat:

I disagree. The cats will run the ball down their throats and the cats defense will get to the QB. The cats need to protect the ball but I think the cats will do that by keeping the ball on the cats ground with the cats running game. Sorry the canes but the cats win this one going away, final score the cats 42 and the canes 12. go the cats.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Benja on July 11, 2012, 02:42:50 PM
i like that purplepain posted a picture of BSFS, and it's pre-99 east side, and looks to be mostly full of red.  our fanbase are idiots.

I seriously hate that picture.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: KITNfury on July 13, 2012, 06:34:48 AM
I guess my reputation precedes me. I got denied access to their board. Not sure if I should  :gocho: or  :bawl:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Bookcat on July 16, 2012, 08:43:59 AM
their board is like phog.net


Come to think of it...most of the Miami fans last year were very KU-ish.

Not really into the game..only talked crap when their team took the lead....needed to have music piped into their stadium.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 16, 2012, 09:27:19 AM
their board is like phog.net


Come to think of it...most of the Miami fans last year were very KU-ish.

Not really into the game..only talked crap when their team took the lead....needed to have music piped into their stadium.

Loved the music, loved the crap talking, loved how the music took priority over the crap talking.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: mocat on July 16, 2012, 10:07:49 AM
This is a poem from the future.

September 8, 2012 (Miami)
September eighth, twenty one-two, there was a riot in the Bill, tell me where were you?
You were sittin at kite's watchin on tv,
While I was participating in some anarchy.
First spot we hit was the end zone,
I finally got to see the multi colored turf we can't afford
With red lights flashin, time to retire.
Then we turned the Octagon into a structure fire.
Next stop we hit was the Currie shop.
It only took one brick to make that window drop.
Finally we got our own AD.
Where do you think we got this coaching staff that's winning today? AY?
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: 8manpick on July 16, 2012, 10:14:18 AM
This is a poem from the future.

September eighth, twenty one-two, there was a riot in the Bill, tell me where where you?
You were sittin at kite's watchin on tv,
While I was participating in some anarchy.
First spot we hit was the end zone,
I finally got to see the multi colored turf we can't afford
With red lights flashin, time to retire.
Then we turned the Octagon into a structure fire.
Next stop we hit was the Currie shop.
It only took one brick to make that window drop.
Finally we got our own AD.
Where do you think we got this coaching staff that's winning today? AY?

 :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: p1k3 on July 16, 2012, 10:16:38 AM
This is a poem from the future.

September eighth, twenty one-two, there was a riot in the Bill, tell me where where you?
You were sittin at kite's watchin on tv,
While I was participating in some anarchy.
First spot we hit was the end zone,
I finally got to see the multi colored turf we can't afford
With red lights flashin, time to retire.
Then we turned the Octagon into a structure fire.
Next stop we hit was the Currie shop.
It only took one brick to make that window drop.
Finally we got our own AD.
Where do you think we got this coaching staff that's winning today? AY?


SublimeCats.   :love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: MadCat on July 17, 2012, 08:35:33 AM
Request: Tuck version of "Wrong Way", but instead it is called the "Right Way"
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: mocat on July 17, 2012, 11:52:41 AM
Request: Tuck version of "Wrong Way", but instead it is called the "Right Way"

I like that.

I picked April 29, 1992 (Miami) because we are playing Miami, and this is the Miami thread. See it all ties together
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: EMAWmeister on July 18, 2012, 10:40:30 AM
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/7/18/3167158/miami-football-ray-ray-armstrong-dismissed/in/2931192
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: kstate16 on July 18, 2012, 10:45:08 AM
Geez, there offseason BBS'ing must kick ass.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: cas4ksu on July 18, 2012, 11:16:50 AM
We're going to put their dicks in the dirt.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: felix rex on July 18, 2012, 01:21:31 PM
IN THE DIRT!
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: steve dave on July 18, 2012, 01:29:03 PM
DICKS!
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: KITNfury on July 18, 2012, 04:48:46 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/7/18/3167158/miami-football-ray-ray-armstrong-dismissed/in/2931192
Man, was really hoping to face them at full strength. Oh well.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 18, 2012, 04:55:20 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/7/18/3167158/miami-football-ray-ray-armstrong-dismissed/in/2931192
Man, was really hoping to face them at full strength. Oh well.

It's been several years since anybody has faced Miami at full strength. They no longer embrace MCMW, and they will continue to be a losery team until they change that mindset.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: cas4ksu on July 18, 2012, 06:33:07 PM
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/7/18/3167158/miami-football-ray-ray-armstrong-dismissed/in/2931192
Man, was really hoping to face them at full strength. Oh well.

It's been several years since anybody has faced Miami at full strength. They no longer embrace MCMW, and they will continue to be a losery team until they change that mindset.

I hope we stomp their face into their guts.
Title: Re: Miami
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 18, 2012, 07:29:27 PM
Don't smoke them by too much or we will scare away Clump and FSU