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Title: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: _33 on June 30, 2012, 09:03:47 PM
How does this even help you at all? It just tells you which letter each direction starts with. It doesn't help you know which way a certain direction is.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
well....you have a better idea einstein?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: _33 on June 30, 2012, 09:12:03 PM
well....you have a better idea einstein?

Well, I'm just upset because this guy made me feel dumb because I asked which direction was north and he said "don't you know the Never Eat Shredded Wheat thing?" Yes, I know what letter each direction starts with dumbass but how does that help me point north?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: highway61 on June 30, 2012, 09:24:16 PM
Perhaps you should try never eat sour watermelon.  That has done pretty well by me all these years.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: Trim on June 30, 2012, 09:30:50 PM
Maybe you're supposed to imagine the words getting laid out clockwise, and then they become a compass.

     12
9           3
      6

     Never
Wheat    Eat
   Shredded

:dunno:
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: hemmy on June 30, 2012, 09:34:03 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 09:39:34 PM
33, they stand for the directions.  like Never stands for North.  Shredded stands for South.  Get it?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 09:40:00 PM
If you are into something else I bet we can come up with different words though
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: jmlynch1 on June 30, 2012, 09:54:14 PM
If you eat frosted shredded wheat the little wheat guy will sit on your shoulder and point for you.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: sys on June 30, 2012, 10:02:18 PM
never heard of this.  lol @ people that don't know where north is, btw.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: wes mantooth on June 30, 2012, 10:15:02 PM
33's worst thread ever? I know.   :sdeek:
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: _33 on June 30, 2012, 10:26:32 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS.  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Title: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: puniraptor on June 30, 2012, 10:38:17 PM
Maybe learn some astronomy or something since knowing the letters doesn't help?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 10:46:02 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS.  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Try this 33, Nobody Ever Sucks Walnuts.  because you eat walnuts, you don't suck them.  maybe that would help you know what direction you are facing? 
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: sys on June 30, 2012, 10:52:37 PM
Try this 33, Nobody Ever Sucks Walnuts.  because you eat walnuts, you don't suck them.  maybe that would help you know what direction you are facing?

he doesn't know where east, south and west are because he doesn't know where north is, not because he sucks walnuts instead of eating them, you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) rough ridin' nazi.

33, try this.  go outside and point yourself towards north.  now north will be the direction you are facing and you can figure out the others from there.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 11:01:03 PM
Try this 33, Nobody Ever Sucks Walnuts.  because you eat walnuts, you don't suck them.  maybe that would help you know what direction you are facing?

he doesn't know where east, south and west are because he doesn't know where north is, not because he sucks walnuts instead of eating them, you Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) rough ridin' nazi.

33, try this.  go outside and point yourself towards north.  now north will be the direction you are facing and you can figure out the others from there.

sys, obviously you have the Never Eat Shredded Wheat down but 33 doesn't.  33, have you tried working counter clockwise?  Like, Now We Saw Everthing?  Maybe left handed?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 30, 2012, 11:29:48 PM
_33, I have often wondered this myself. People are so stupid. That's why people like Nazis exist, because they were too dumb to think for themselves.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: hemmy on June 30, 2012, 11:40:46 PM
You look at the north star.

Funnily enough though, I enjoy soggy waffles. (with syrup)
Title: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2012, 12:43:13 AM
If you are lost are you just unable to remember the saying? Or is it all the time?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 01, 2012, 02:10:31 AM
what the hell is going here.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: _33 on July 01, 2012, 06:35:24 AM
Thanks for trying guys but I made up a new one it goes North East South West and it has really helped me remember the directions and the letters and which way to point. Sorry all of your tips were stupid and I had to figure it out on my own but I guess sometimes in life you have to learn how to ignore a ton of stupid idiots trying to give you advice and just come up with a great idea on your own. Thanks again everyone.
Title: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2012, 08:39:40 AM
Anyone else have any problems they would like me to solve?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: cas4ksu on July 01, 2012, 09:42:01 AM
What I like to do is imagine, "Where would the End Zone Fun Zone be located to where I am standing right now?" Instantly, I am able to conclude which direction North is. Then it is all down hill from there. go cats.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: highway61 on July 01, 2012, 11:39:49 AM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS.  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Look for the North star?
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: kim carnes on July 01, 2012, 12:25:47 PM
Its Never Eat Soggy Waffles. And it helps you remember what is to your right if you face north.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE NORTH WAS DUMBASS.  HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE NORTH IS WHEN IT IS NIGHT TIME AND YOU ARE IN TENNESSEE AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN TENNESSEE BEFORE?

Well, I know I am right about this so it doesn't matter what you guys say.

Look for the North star?

What if there are clouds dumbass?  Then what is he supposed to do?
Title: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2012, 12:36:20 PM
Use the Never Eat Shredded Wheat saying to find north. Eat is east and so on.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: CHONGS on July 01, 2012, 04:45:58 PM
the moon will tell you what is north
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 01, 2012, 05:06:49 PM
the moon will tell you what is north

you can't eat the moon. nobody can.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: SdK on July 01, 2012, 05:12:13 PM
If you are someone that is terrible at cardinal directions, why would you ever base your directions with respect to your position on Earth in relation to them?

Also... :lol: for not having a phone with google maps, gps, or anything.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2012, 05:12:59 PM
the moon will tell you what is north

you can't eat the moon. nobody can.
You can if its made of hot dogs.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 01, 2012, 05:22:10 PM
the moon will tell you what is north

you can't eat the moon. nobody can.
You can if its made of hot dogs.

that's ridiculous.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: SkinnyBenny on July 01, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
If you eat frosted shredded wheat the little wheat guy will sit on your shoulder and point for you.

jmlynch post



















By that I mean hilarious.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: KITNfury on July 02, 2012, 06:36:16 AM
Phone compass. Science wins again!


Or stick little iron bits in your nose and sense the magnetic poles.
Title: Re: Never Eat Shredded Wheat
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 02, 2012, 08:36:47 AM
But I like shredded wheat.  I think I will eat it.