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Title: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2012, 08:19:28 AM
So, I live next to Iowa.  The presidential ads are out in full force here.  Don't know if it's everywhere or just here given Iowa proximety.  Anyway, I really know nothing about either of these two dorks.  I'm basing my voting decision soley on their ads effectiveness.  Please discuss ads you see in this thread and their effectiveness on making you vote for someone.  I'll start:

Mitt Romney is apparently super into shipping everyones jobs to China and India.  It seems he did this at his old company or some junk.  This was pointed at Iowa jobs and their ending up there.  eff Iowans I always say. If someone overseas can do their job better and for less who am I to stand in their way.  Point for Romney. 
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: ben ji on June 29, 2012, 08:24:29 AM
So, I live next to Iowa.  The presidential ads are out in full force here.  Don't know if it's everywhere or just here given Iowa proximety.  Anyway, I really know nothing about either of these two dorks.  I'm basing my voting decision soley on their ads effectiveness.  Please discuss ads you see in this thread and their effectiveness on making you vote for someone.  I'll start:

Mitt Romney is apparently super into shipping everyones jobs to China and India.  It seems he did this at his old company or some junk.  This was pointed at Iowa jobs and their ending up there.  eff Iowans I always say. If someone overseas can do their job better and for less who am I to stand in their way.  Point for Romney.

I'm pretty sure that 90% of jobs in Iowa have to do with the corn harvest, i dont see how you can ship those jobs overseas.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 29, 2012, 08:50:43 AM
The only ad I have seen is for Tim Huelskamp. He says America is drowning in debt and that politicians are unwilling to do anything about it. Then he says that he will make sure that no funding is dropped from Medicaid and pretends like the budget will magically balance itself if you vote for him. Then some kid pops up out of a swimming pool and it's over.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 29, 2012, 08:52:58 AM
So, I live next to Iowa.  The presidential ads are out in full force here.  Don't know if it's everywhere or just here given Iowa proximety.  Anyway, I really know nothing about either of these two dorks.  I'm basing my voting decision soley on their ads effectiveness.  Please discuss ads you see in this thread and their effectiveness on making you vote for someone.  I'll start:

Mitt Romney is apparently super into shipping everyones jobs to China and India.  It seems he did this at his old company or some junk.  This was pointed at Iowa jobs and their ending up there.  eff Iowans I always say. If someone overseas can do their job better and for less who am I to stand in their way.  Point for Romney.

I'm pretty sure that 90% of jobs in Iowa have to do with the corn harvest, i dont see how you can ship those jobs overseas.

With modern GIS and other engineering software, it is possible to outsource a great deal of their flood mitigation jobs, though, and it makes sense based upon how shitty their current personnel have performed. I wouldn't be surprised if the loss of these high paying jobs has many Iowans so pissed off that they could go hack a head off of a butter statue.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: bakerman on June 29, 2012, 09:30:28 AM
Apparently Claire McCaskell(sp?) is a fat, ugly, smelly liar and has royally screwed Missouri over.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: p1k3 on June 29, 2012, 09:49:17 AM
I live in california and dont get poly ads  :frown:

Guess idk who to vote for (like im gonna vote anyway, lolz)
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 29, 2012, 09:51:27 AM
I live in california and dont get poly ads  :frown:

Guess idk who to vote for (like im gonna vote anyway, lolz)

Local elections have much greater bearing on your day to day life than presidential elections.

*Unless you are in the military or work for the federal government
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 29, 2012, 10:06:15 AM
So, I live next to Iowa.  The presidential ads are out in full force here.  Don't know if it's everywhere or just here given Iowa proximety.  Anyway, I really know nothing about either of these two dorks.  I'm basing my voting decision soley on their ads effectiveness.  Please discuss ads you see in this thread and their effectiveness on making you vote for someone.  I'll start:

Mitt Romney is apparently super into shipping everyones jobs to China and India.  It seems he did this at his old company or some junk.  This was pointed at Iowa jobs and their ending up there.  eff Iowans I always say. If someone overseas can do their job better and for less who am I to stand in their way.  Point for Romney.

I'm pretty sure that 90% of jobs in Iowa have to do with the corn harvest, i dont see how you can ship those jobs overseas.

Sandbagging.  Job security
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: 8manpick on June 29, 2012, 11:00:50 AM
Local elections have much greater bearing on your day to day life than presidential elections.

*Unless you are in the military or work for the federal government

Interestingly, I think the new happy hour law in Kansas will have more of an effect on my day to day life than 95% of the other laws enacted since my birth.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: michigancat on June 29, 2012, 11:17:28 AM
I live in california

:sdeek:
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: 0.42 on June 29, 2012, 11:34:05 AM
I live in california

:sdeek:

yeah this was unexpected
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: michigancat on June 29, 2012, 11:53:59 AM
I live in california

:sdeek:

yeah this was unexpected

probably fresno or modesto or something
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2012, 01:13:10 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did? 
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: michigancat on June 29, 2012, 01:18:43 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did? 

take it to the conspiracy thread
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: sys on June 29, 2012, 01:21:41 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: Dr. Feelgood on June 29, 2012, 01:46:05 PM
Apparently Claire McCaskell(sp?) is a fat, ugly, smelly liar and has royally screwed Missouri over.
the "....more like, ObamaClaire" ad is great.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: slobber on June 29, 2012, 01:53:04 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.
Clovis...it's the wealthier KSTATEO part of Fresno.

EDIT: Please let us know if they still have the "Together, we can make Fresno 'FresYES'" campaign.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 29, 2012, 02:30:57 PM
Gary Johnson.  :love:
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: p1k3 on June 29, 2012, 08:50:57 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.
Clovis...it's the wealthier KSTATEO part of Fresno.

EDIT: Please let us know if they still have the "Together, we can make Fresno 'FresYES'" campaign.

Madera  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on June 29, 2012, 09:26:57 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.
Clovis...it's the wealthier KSTATEO part of Fresno.

EDIT: Please let us know if they still have the "Together, we can make Fresno 'FresYES'" campaign.

Madera  :embarrassed:

Must feel like Kansas, other than being only 3 hours from San Francisco.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: p1k3 on June 29, 2012, 10:07:47 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.
Clovis...it's the wealthier KSTATEO part of Fresno.

EDIT: Please let us know if they still have the "Together, we can make Fresno 'FresYES'" campaign.

Madera  :embarrassed:

Must feel like Kansas, other than being only 3 hours from San Francisco.

Yeah there's definitely more similarities than I expected. Most days you can't even see the mountains since it's so damn hazy here. I feel right at home.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: sys on June 30, 2012, 12:53:01 AM
Madera  :embarrassed:

oh man, that's rough.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: michigancat on June 30, 2012, 12:32:50 PM
Madera  :embarrassed:

oh man, that's rough.

pfft, everything from Sacramento to bakersfield is identical. tent cities and dust and stuff.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: sys on June 30, 2012, 01:11:40 PM
pfft, everything from Sacramento to bakersfield is identical. tent cities and dust and stuff.

yeah, mostly.  this state is tough times.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: p1k3 on June 30, 2012, 01:23:28 PM
Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: 8manpick on June 30, 2012, 01:29:59 PM
Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?

This is all you need to know about Fresno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyjRvMKz1E
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: p1k3 on June 30, 2012, 01:33:23 PM
Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?

This is all you need to know about Fresno: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxyjRvMKz1E

holy crap


my main concern is crossing paths with these guys:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.nextsmallthings.com%2Fcoolchaser.com%2Fthumb-22843828.jpg&hash=2d9be383bca43d3c757144804885d3c359c80efd)

Im just a humble white midwesterner  :ohno:
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: sys on June 30, 2012, 03:01:53 PM
Sys idk if you're itk about this kind of thing, but a girl i work with wants me to go "clubbing in fresno" sometime soon. The way I see it there is a chance I get laid, but there is also a chance I get stabbed. I'm erring on the side of not going because some parts of fresno scare the crap out of me. Thoughts?

fresno isn't scary, it's just ugly, poor and Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2012, 03:35:41 PM
you guys, obama is forcing everyone to have OBAMAcare which apparently sucks ass as insurance.  I personally have BCBS right now which rules and according to this add Obama will make me have his insurance instead and I'll probably never get the care I need next time I have the flu.  Another point to Romney. 
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: slobber on June 30, 2012, 10:04:56 PM
how did I know pike moved to california forevor ago but nobody else did?

yeah, i think i recall that he moved to fresno.  prolly fits in well.
Clovis...it's the wealthier KSTATEO part of Fresno.

EDIT: Please let us know if they still have the "Together, we can make Fresno 'FresYES'" campaign.

Madera  :embarrassed:

If you live in Madera, you should be a hell of a lot more than  :embarrassed:. For starters, I'd add  :bawl:.
Title: Re: Who To Vote For Based Soley On Political Ads
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on July 01, 2012, 05:59:50 PM
you guys, obama is forcing everyone to have OBAMAcare which apparently sucks ass as insurance.  I personally have BCBS right now which rules and according to this add Obama will make me have his insurance instead and I'll probably never get the care I need next time I have the flu.  Another point to Romney.

BCBS is the tits.