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Title: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: AppleJack on May 30, 2012, 02:25:14 PM
Are you guys into that crap at all? I'm not but I guess its getting pretty popular. Just seems weird to me, dunno.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: OK_Cat on May 30, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
lukejack
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2012, 02:27:01 PM
was the guy dead or alive when he was having his face eaten? 
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 30, 2012, 02:28:26 PM
was the guy dead or alive when he was having his face eaten?

He was in the hospital in critical care last I knew. I'm not sure if he's died yet or not.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: jmlynch1 on May 30, 2012, 02:32:57 PM
Pictures.

Warning: THESE ARE AWFUL AND PROBZ NSFW

http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2012, 02:36:14 PM
 :frown:
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: slobber on May 30, 2012, 02:36:21 PM
Pictures.

Warning: THESE ARE AWFUL AND PROBZ NSFW

http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim
You cannot unsee that.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:11:52 PM
I think it's a Cali thang.   :dunno:  I heard on Jim Rome last week some MMA'er out there ripped the still beating heart out of his buddy.  Then he cut some of the dudes face off. 
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: pissclams on May 30, 2012, 03:12:53 PM
good grief that link is bad
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2012, 03:15:05 PM
Work blocks the link. I can imagine though. They said 70-80% of his face was eaten.  :ohno:
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:20:20 PM
Work blocks the link. I can imagine though. They said 70-80% of his face was eaten.  :ohno:

Yeah you can see an uncovered right eye and both nasal passages down to the bone.  The image doesn't disturb me as much as thinking about the "act" of tearing a face off does.   Which has now made me think about the movie "Face Off"  man was John Travolta pissed off when he found that his face was removed.  or was it Nicholas Cage that was pissed they stole his face.  What evs.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Mr Bread on May 30, 2012, 04:19:51 PM
That's pretty rough ridin' intense to be sure.  Anyone else notice that the victim is naked from the waist down in the photograph from the scene?  Combine that with a totally naked perp lying next to him and can we safely assume not only was there a face-eating, but also an anal-raping?  F-U-C-K that is hardcore.  The victim must have been doped up out of his mind for this to have gone down the way it did, like basically comatose, or else dood knocked him out cold prior to. 

Can you imagine waking up and being told somebody ate your rough ridin' face and probably butt-mumped you?  Rhetorical.  No, no you can't imagine that.  Wait a sec, maybe guy chewed off his genitals too.  I'm calling it right now.  The victim wasn't pants-less for no reason. 
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: pissclams on May 30, 2012, 08:03:22 PM
pcp is a hell of a drug
Title: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: puniraptor on May 30, 2012, 08:46:04 PM
La hacienda has both cow and pig face if anyone wants to know what eating face is like.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 30, 2012, 09:14:22 PM
La hacienda has both cow and pig face if anyone wants to know what eating face is like.
your mom loves sucking face. boom roasted
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Dr. Feelgood on May 30, 2012, 11:21:06 PM
Pictures.

Warning: THESE ARE AWFUL AND PROBZ NSFW

http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim
:zzz:
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 30, 2012, 11:59:10 PM
pcp is bath salts are a hell of a drug

FYP
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: 8manpick on May 31, 2012, 02:34:34 AM
the "new kind of LSD" making people do this crap was a really rough ridin' stupid theory
Title: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: felix rex on May 31, 2012, 06:39:11 AM
I think it's gross that he had a beard.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Mr Bread on May 31, 2012, 07:12:54 AM
I think it's gross that he had a beard.

You know, I thought about that too.  It's bad enough he was eating live human face meat, but he was also chowing down on a full beard.  That he could choke all that down without vomiting or some sort of chaser is really something.  He would have been the best Fear Factor contestant ever.   
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: AppleJack on May 31, 2012, 07:52:35 AM
If you eat someone elses face I think you should be punished somehow.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 31, 2012, 08:22:19 AM
If you eat someone elses face I think you should be punished somehow.

The police shot the man dead. He's as punished as he's going to get.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: OK_Cat on May 31, 2012, 10:03:13 AM
they really need to kill the faceless guy if he's not dead yet
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Mr Bread on May 31, 2012, 10:36:35 AM
they really need to kill the faceless guy if he's not dead yet

Definitely.  He was a homeless guy going on three decades with a littany of arrests and now he doesn't have a rough ridin' face.  Call it.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Mr Bread on May 31, 2012, 12:21:13 PM
If you eat someone elses face I think you should be punished somehow.

The police shot the man dead. He's as punished as he's going to get.

Nah, you could still do demeaning things to the corpse, take photos and then post them on FB or twitter.  Postmortem humiliation ftw. 
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: OK_Cat on June 01, 2012, 09:56:41 PM
mods, please rename this thread as the "official goEMAW.com Zombie Apocolypse Watch Party"

In the past couple of days, we've had this story, a story about a guy that ate another guy's brains and heart, and a woman who ate her newborn baby

eff
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: stunted on June 02, 2012, 07:46:12 AM
mods, please rename this thread as the "official goEMAW.com Zombie Apocolypse Watch Party"

In the past couple of days, we've had this story, a story about a guy that ate another guy's brains and heart, and a woman who ate her newborn baby

eff

 :jerk:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 02, 2012, 09:26:04 AM
mods, please rename this thread as the "official goEMAW.com Zombie Apocolypse Watch Party"

In the past couple of days, we've had this story, a story about a guy that ate another guy's brains and heart, and a woman who ate her newborn baby

eff

 :jerk:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/

Oh man, stunted. This post was grade-A for so many reasons.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: EMAWmeister on June 03, 2012, 04:12:43 PM
When you're about to start eating someone's face, where do you start?
Title: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: felix rex on June 03, 2012, 04:20:24 PM
It sounds messy. Maybe thats why he took off his pants.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Trim on June 03, 2012, 04:24:40 PM
Wichita KatPak'rs pak'd at a bar yesterday that featured spray paint fumes being pumped in.  We could def see the occasional appeal of face-eating.
Title: Re: Eating other peoples faces
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 03, 2012, 04:28:48 PM
When you're about to start eating someone's face, where do you start?

I think you would either have to start at the cheek or the neck. The skin just doesn't seem loose enough elsewhere.

Oh, and thanks for making me think about that. :barf: