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Title: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: nicname on May 29, 2012, 07:52:10 AM
One time my dad made me a sack lunch to bring to school.  He put ketchup on the balogna sandwiches.  WTF, Dad?  Who puts ketchup on a balogna sandwich?
Title: Re: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 29, 2012, 08:01:08 AM
The Holocaust.
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Post by: Gooch on May 29, 2012, 08:12:00 AM
Mods please change name of this thread to Butthurt. Kthx
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Post by: Cire on May 29, 2012, 10:35:04 PM
Why black people don't support gay civil rights.
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Post by: wetwillie on May 29, 2012, 11:12:21 PM
Why black people don't support gay civil rights.
:eek:
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Post by: p1k3 on May 29, 2012, 11:16:57 PM
 :sdeek:
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Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 30, 2012, 01:23:59 PM
Why black people don't support gay civil rights.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?board=6.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?board=6.0)
Title: Re: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 01:27:35 PM
Why black people don't support gay civil rights.

I think it has sumthing to do with prison.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:25:45 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS.  I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.    :sdeek:  I was all like  :confused: an he was all like  :gocho:  so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 30, 2012, 03:31:53 PM
 :sdeek:
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Post by: ew2x4 on May 30, 2012, 03:34:45 PM
Fall of the Berlin Wall. I was only 4. Had no clue why everyone was so excited over tearing down a wall.
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 30, 2012, 03:35:40 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS.  I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.    :sdeek:  I was all like  :confused: an he was all like  :gocho:  so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?
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Post by: steve dave on May 30, 2012, 03:37:41 PM
everyone in this thread shut up
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Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:40:18 PM
You should be more concerned about that foreign object on the side of your head SD. 
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Post by: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:44:05 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS.  I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.    :sdeek:  I was all like  :confused: an he was all like  :gocho:  so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

My knee jerk reaction is yes so I'm not going to over think this one and say yes that would be homo.  There is nothing wrong with homo.  I'm just not homo.  I could ask my gay brother or my gay uncle what they think.
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 30, 2012, 10:07:29 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS.  I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.    :sdeek:  I was all like  :confused: an he was all like  :gocho:  so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.

nothing to get upset about, it's a local tradition.  It's called a KU alarm clock.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 30, 2012, 10:22:13 PM
reading this thread..
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Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on May 30, 2012, 10:22:55 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS.  I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.    :sdeek:  I was all like  :confused: an he was all like  :gocho:  so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

My knee jerk reaction is yes so I'm not going to over think this one and say yes that would be homo.  There is nothing wrong with homo.  I'm just not homo.  I could ask my gay brother or my gay uncle what they think.

Out of curiosity, are they gay together?
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Post by: DQ12 on May 31, 2012, 12:51:12 AM
One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked. 
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 31, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

That's sexual assault. :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: Fedor on May 31, 2012, 03:38:33 PM
One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

That's sexual assault. :horrorsurprise:
When Braden does it, it is a sexy assault.
Title: Re: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: DQ12 on May 31, 2012, 05:52:41 PM
One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

That's sexual assault. :horrorsurprise:
When Braden does it, it is a sexy assault.
Yeah. 
Title: Re: Things that happened that confused you.
Post by: Bloodfart on June 01, 2012, 12:03:22 AM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS.  I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.    :sdeek:  I was all like  :confused: an he was all like  :gocho:  so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

My knee jerk reaction is yes so I'm not going to over think this one and say yes that would be homo.  There is nothing wrong with homo.  I'm just not homo.  I could ask my gay brother or my gay uncle what they think.

Out of curiosity, are they gay together?
No my homo brother is actually a step brother but I consider all my step brothers "brothers."  He anounced his lifestyle/sexual preferance a couple yrs before my uncle.   I always asked grandma why uncle "so and so" wasn't married yet?  Cause he was so clean and had such an awsome job and was so in shape and attractive to women.  Uncle gay never accually came out he just brought his life partner to holiday gatherings.  The family figured out the rest.   My brother brought home his partner while he was in college at K-State.  He is faculty there to this day and is soooo emaw.  My family is emaw.