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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Lefty on May 17, 2012, 12:10:46 PM
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I'm probably the best TV remote control user in the World. Several of my friends and people who I don't even know have told me I'm the best they've ever seen. Commercial breaks don't phase me because I have an uncanny ability to know when to switch channels.
What are you guys the best at?
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mods rename, what you are 2nd best in the world at.
:gocho:
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Probably best in the world at guitar and basketball.
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message boarding. recently got to the top after a long period as #2. #fatty4ksu
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It's hard to explain. I'm really good at catching things that unexpectedly fall. A little like Spider Man, except better.
For example, in my shower at home, there's a bar about 6 and a quarter feet high that I keep shampoo, body wash, etc on. Because it's in the shower and it's a really slick surface, the stuff regularly falls. I catch it every time though. Once I caught it while I wasn't even looking at the bar. Facing forward, put my arm behind me, and caught an object I couldn't have known was falling.
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Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
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Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.
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Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.
Yeah, I think with the time I've put in since I was 14 years old, I am now likely the best in the world. At Free Throws.
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Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
pretty sure you aren't the best in the world at that.
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Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.
Yeah, I think with the time I've put in since I was 14 years old, I am now likely the best in the world. At Free Throws.
Thanks for clarifying and congratulations!
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Free-Throws. Elks Free Throw National Finalist 3 years in a row.
Re-read the thread title.
Yeah, I think with the time I've put in since I was 14 years old, I am now likely the best in the world. At Free Throws.
mods, merge with stuff white midwest ppl enjoy
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Making home made ice cream. Made some chocolate peanut butter (fresh ground honey roasted from Whole Foods) last week and I've never had anything better. Never. Everyone I forced to eat it agreed. Unanimous. Ice Cream Champion of the World
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I would like to eat some of that abe
edit: I could be best in the world at eating it as far as we know
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second guessing the decisions of others.
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Correcting my friends on historical/geographic errors. I mean I'm sure there are alot more people in the world that know more about history than me, but are they correcting my friends when they incorrectly state that Egypt is on the persian gulf?
Nope, didnt think so.
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Meltdowns.
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I'm probably the best in the world at getting free stuff. I really know how to use my "resources".
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I'm probably the best in the world at getting free stuff. I really know how to use my "resources".
:fatty:
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eating papa johns pizza.
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Probs nothing. You know how many people there are in the world!? Damn, yo!
I'm pretty good at procrastinating & getting dates with hot women.
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I'm really good at falling asleep. Usually takes me less than 5 mins. I can sleep in cars, plains, chairs, floor etc.
No, I don't have Narcolepsy.
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I'm really good at falling asleep. Usually takes me less than 5 mins. I can sleep in cars, plains, chairs, floor etc.
No, I don't have Narcolepsy.
I am legitimately jealous.
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Eating pizza
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Eating pizza
This is the second time I've heard this. Please explain the craft of being the best at eating pizza. I'm intrigued.
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Estimating the amount of time til arrival on long drives. 8+ hour drives, I'm within 2 minutes. Everytime.
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when we had this thread on fans fatty said, "estimating time" and used the example of being able to know exactly when the bell was going to ring in class without a watch/clock
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Not watching movies people say that I "have to watch"
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when we had this thread on fans fatty said, "estimating time" and used the example of being able to know exactly when the bell was going to ring in class without a watch/clock
Yea, thats out of my jurisdiction.
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making wes mantooth pity me
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I'm really good at falling asleep. Usually takes me less than 5 mins. I can sleep in cars, plains, chairs, floor etc.
No, I don't have Narcolepsy.
I am excellent at this too. It's all in the breathing.
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Also, obscure 90s Phoenix Sun trivia. I spit out Kevin Johnson's ft stats from Game 7 of the '95 Western Conference Semis offhand the other day
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Also, obscure 90s Phoenix Sun trivia. I spit out Kevin Johnson's ft stats from Game 7 of the '95 Western Conference Semis offhand the other day
Most points Tony Dumas scored as a Sun?
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eating papa johns pizza.
No you aren't. How many free pizzas from papa points have you earned?
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Also, obscure 90s Phoenix Sun trivia. I spit out Kevin Johnson's ft stats from Game 7 of the '95 Western Conference Semis offhand the other day
Most points Tony Dumas scored as a Sun?
Pre-looking it up, I'm guessing 42.
Looking it up: 39.
I will adjust my knowledge to Kevin Johnson based trivia
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estimating the amount of time that has passed without looking at a clock. like say a little bit ago i knew it was 12:30, and then later on someone asks what time it is, i will be very close to the exact right time.
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I'm probably the best in the world at reading people. I can pretty much figure you out from the first encounter.
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eatin dat pussy
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eatin dat pussy
:sdeek:
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man, after a year i finally figured out what emape means.
:thumbs:
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I'm pretty good at guessing what time it is without looking it up. I call it an internal clock.
I also probably make the best PB & J in the world.
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estimating the amount of time that has passed without looking at a clock. like say a little bit ago i knew it was 12:30, and then later on someone asks what time it is, i will be very close to the exact right time.
Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. We could have a time guessing competition, and I would win.
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eating papa johns pizza.
No you aren't. How many free pizzas from papa points have you earned?
only 3, but i go for amount of pizza.
always order 1 large mushroom & large order of cheese sticks. eat one piece of the pizza, than the pepper, and THAN all of the cheese sticks than back to the pizza. usually eat it all minus 2-3 pieces of pizza in that initial setting.
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waking up early on a day I don't want or have to, same goes with after a long night of drinking.
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It's hard to explain. I'm really good at catching things that unexpectedly fall. A little like Spider Man, except better.
For example, in my shower at home, there's a bar about 6 and a quarter feet high that I keep shampoo, body wash, etc on. Because it's in the shower and it's a really slick surface, the stuff regularly falls. I catch it every time though. Once I caught it while I wasn't even looking at the bar. Facing forward, put my arm behind me, and caught an object I couldn't have known was falling.
Sorry, You're the 2nd best at this.
One time while sleeping in a camper, my 3 year old son was sleeping in a bed on the opposite side of the isle (I was on the "futon" & he was on the breakfast table converted into bed) In the middle of the night, while we were both stone cold asleep, he rolled off the bed and I woke up & caught him before he hit the ground.
Wife was all: :horrorsurprise:
I was all :gocho: :zzz:
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I'm probably the best in the world at reading people. I can pretty much figure you out from the first encounter.
I would be interested in meeting you and patiently sitting through your full diagnosis. I also feel I am very good at this.
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One time.... I thought this was things you are best in the world at, not one time phenomenons.
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Being open minded.
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I'm not the best in the world at anything, and I think someone would have to be pretty small minded to think they were.
that said, my organizational skills are top notch.
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In my youth I resolved to be damn good at several things since there was always another jerk better at whatever. I prided myself on this. So you can run super fast, :thumbs: for you, but can you draw this badass sorcerer god fighting 3 hydras, or play this bitchin drum solo at regionals or throw this nerf ball over that tree or hey look at my hands as they jauntily play this piano concerto number eff you. Then I read in the newspaper that there was this dude who could do everything I could, and way better. I immediately sought to destroy him but he was actually pretty ugly. [whew]
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Catbacker functions.
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I'm the best person I know at walking through crowds while leaving sporting events. I don't know how and please don't ask me how I can do this, but I can read people's moves before they actually move. I always envision myself as David Allen returning a punt as I leave football or basketball games. It's like everyone is in slow motion.
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The bench press. And lying.
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The bench press. And lying.
Are you lying about being the best at lying? :dubious:
wait a minute......:horrorsurprise:
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Shooting things like basketballs into things like baskets. I always shoot things into the trash from across the room. It progressed into shooting things into people's cups from across the table, then from across the room (only when they were empty, because I'm not a dick like that). Now I'm getting pretty good at shoothing things from behind my back. Recently mastered throwing things into the trash can from across the room from behind my back.
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eatin dat pussy
I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.
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eatin dat pussy
I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.
Confirmed. Emawmeister loves coke zero. It's pretty hilarious.
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I'm probably the best in the world at napping. I can nap like a motherf*cker.
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eatin dat pussy
I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.
From your first comment, I would say that the second one can't be true. :dunno:
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man, after a year i finally figured out what emape means.
:thumbs:
Figuring out acronyms. :cheers:
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Working a room.
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eatin dat pussy
I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.
Confirmed. Emawmeister loves coke zero. It's pretty hilarious.
But oh man, it gets pretty confusing sometimes as I also enjoy a Bud S'lect from time to time. Reach in for my morning CZ, *crack* and whoops, the aroma of a smooth American pilsner fills the room.
Welp, that's college AMIRIGHT!?!? :lol:
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eatin dat pussy
I just spit Coke Zero all over the screen.
Actually, yeah. I'm pretty good at drinking Coke Zero.
Confirmed. Emawmeister loves coke zero. It's pretty hilarious.
But oh man, it gets pretty confusing sometimes as I also enjoy a Bud S'lect from time to time. Reach in for my morning CZ, *crack* and whoops, the aroma of a smooth American pilsner fills the room.
Welp, that's college AMIRIGHT!?!? :lol:
I'm sure Emawmeister will retell these silly tales from his undergraduate days to his little ones (when they're old enough, of course ;) ) and the whole meister family will laugh and laugh.
Love will fill the room.