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Title: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2012, 01:36:06 PM
i was searching the web doing some research on lil' bro for the upcoming season and i came across this picture of charlie weiss.  it was on the internet.

he looks like a butch lesbian to me.  his FUPA also is something found on butch lesbians.  i don't think he is a lesbian- but i can't help but think he looks just like a lesbian.

he looks like chaz bono's dad.

thoughts? 

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg135.imageshack.us%2Fimg135%2F1959%2F6918158113106183f561.jpg&hash=bc33187ac02ef74e977f96b14de6806c6fe18f64)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 10, 2012, 01:37:47 PM
 :lol:
Title: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: puniraptor on May 10, 2012, 01:38:27 PM
I don't think you can say decisively that he is not actually a lesbian
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2012, 01:40:03 PM
hmm...well i'm not going to spill the beans for those of you who haven't voted yet but if the pole results so far are any indication of the truth then we have a funny little situation going on in lawrentucky.


Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: fr@ck me on May 10, 2012, 01:45:17 PM
I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2012, 01:46:36 PM
I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...

what percentage do you think it was him?  that way we can decide if it was him or not.  if your percentage is low then it prob wasn't him.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 10, 2012, 01:49:23 PM
I met a nice lesbian lady several years ago, who looked a lot like him, only she wasn't quite that fat. Has Charlie gained a lot of weight over the last 6 years? If so, I'd say there is about a 70% chance that the lady I met was in fact Charlie.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: DQ12 on May 10, 2012, 01:50:49 PM
He looks like one a little bit.  I doubt he is, though.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2012, 01:57:05 PM
He looks like one a little bit.  I doubt he is, though.

this is only about looks, i doubt he's a lesbian.  does a bear crap in the woods?!  :lol: 
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: DQ12 on May 10, 2012, 01:59:01 PM
He looks like one a little bit.  I doubt he is, though.

this is only about looks, i doubt he's a lesbian.  does a bear crap in the woods?!  :lol:
Oh well then, yeah.  He definitely kind of looks like a lesbian.

But like I said, I really doubt he actually is a lesbian.  Who can know for sure though? 
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: kstate4life on May 10, 2012, 02:11:30 PM
at least Obama thinks he should be able to get married to another lesbian.   :jerk:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: 3maw on May 10, 2012, 02:29:40 PM
to really sell his(her) transformation, (s)he should lose about 20 lbs around the gut. but def fooled me for a good 10 minutes. lawrence is a great fit.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Cire on May 10, 2012, 02:34:15 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FAbout%2FGeneral%2F2010%2F6%2F18%2F1276878900825%2FShaz-of--the-Butch-Clothi-006.jpg&hash=38bdbb5fd334571846f7c5391932babffb5e988d)

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: OregonSmock on May 10, 2012, 02:35:30 PM
I bet he's great at eating pussy.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 10, 2012, 02:43:18 PM
I bet he's great at eating pussy.
  :barf:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Purple_Photoshopper on May 10, 2012, 02:44:21 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv167%2Fksu4tc%2Fcharlie-wies.jpg&hash=0d8d9511fbcc8e8cda09117f2d25ce106963539c)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: slobber on May 10, 2012, 02:44:38 PM
I bet she's great at eating pussy.
fyp
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Purple_Photoshopper on May 10, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv167%2Fksu4tc%2Fcharlie-wies2.jpg&hash=7ddb40e7825011b068ff217bb55ebd1161b405d4)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on May 10, 2012, 02:56:38 PM
I bet he's great at eating pussy.

:lol:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Trim on May 10, 2012, 03:05:12 PM
I bet he's great at eating pussy.

EJAPE
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 10, 2012, 03:28:34 PM
OMG more purple photoshop dude!!
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: mocat on May 10, 2012, 03:50:36 PM
 :lol: it's funny bc the bowl of salsa is supposed to make you think of gross girl parts  :lol:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 10, 2012, 03:53:08 PM
I bet he's great at eating pussy.

I bet he's great at eating everything
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 10, 2012, 03:55:52 PM
:lol: it's funny bc the bowl of salsa is supposed to make you think of gross girl parts  :lol:

I think he's holding a big meat loaf.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: MadCat on May 10, 2012, 05:19:37 PM
The giant Adam's Apple gives him away.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: I_have_purplewood on May 10, 2012, 05:37:21 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv167%2Fksu4tc%2Fcharlie-wies2.jpg&hash=7ddb40e7825011b068ff217bb55ebd1161b405d4)

jfc it's Lisa Lampanelli.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 10, 2012, 06:00:18 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv167%2Fksu4tc%2Fcharlie-wies2.jpg&hash=7ddb40e7825011b068ff217bb55ebd1161b405d4)

jfc it's Lisa Lampanelli.
MIR better not show up to the ksu/ku game this year then
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 10, 2012, 06:34:35 PM
 :opcat:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 10, 2012, 06:47:58 PM
Evidence that he was, at one time, a man.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FesWuh.jpg&hash=8d6ef310e79e87282452d39a0b0673ba9a8f360d)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: wes mantooth on May 10, 2012, 06:51:11 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv167%2Fksu4tc%2Fcharlie-wies2.jpg&hash=7ddb40e7825011b068ff217bb55ebd1161b405d4)

jfc it's Lisa Lampanelli.

looks like Mimi from the Drew Carey show
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: puniraptor on May 10, 2012, 08:16:45 PM
The giant Adam's Apple gives him away.

you mean the one just below his belt line but above his knees?
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: HeinBallz on May 10, 2012, 08:49:56 PM
Is "pole" instead of "poll" some sort of Freudian slip?  Also, definitely looks like a lesbian.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: wes mantooth on May 10, 2012, 09:22:37 PM
Is "pole" instead of "poll" some sort of Freudian slip?  Also, definitely looks like a lesbian.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: MadCat on May 10, 2012, 09:38:51 PM
Pig aggyan slip is more like it.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: TBL on May 11, 2012, 01:09:53 AM
i was searching the web doing some research on lil' bro for the upcoming season and i came across this picture of charlie weiss.  it was on the internet.

he looks like a butch lesbian to me.  his FUPA also is something found on butch lesbians.  i don't think he is a lesbian- but i can't help but think he looks just like a lesbian.

he looks like chaz bono's dad.

thoughts? 

I don't see it.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage1.findagrave.com%2Fphotos250%2Fphotos%2F2009%2F304%2F2312_125705630864.jpg&hash=5198962ac09faf20bbd569d0c34a98401b6e47ba)

Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: TBL on May 11, 2012, 01:13:06 AM

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage1.findagrave.com%2Fphotos250%2Fphotos%2F2009%2F304%2F2312_125705630864.jpg&hash=5198962ac09faf20bbd569d0c34a98401b6e47ba)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FesWuh.jpg&hash=8d6ef310e79e87282452d39a0b0673ba9a8f360d)

Holy crap!! Weiss is Sonny Bono!!!!!

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise:


Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: slobber on May 11, 2012, 07:34:19 AM
Evidence that he was, at one time, a man.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FesWuh.jpg&hash=8d6ef310e79e87282452d39a0b0673ba9a8f360d)
Did you photo shop that unibrow, or is that sumbitch for reals?
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: 0.42 on May 11, 2012, 07:54:40 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: fr@ck me on May 11, 2012, 08:11:04 AM
I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...

what percentage do you think it was him?  that way we can decide if it was him or not.  if your percentage is low then it prob wasn't him.

I would say 50%... if I would have known the lesbian could possibly be him I would have asked it a question about celebrating wins for confirmation...
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: fr@ck me on May 11, 2012, 08:14:54 AM
The giant Adam's Apple gives him away.

are you sure that isn't just another chin??? It's more likely to be an actual apple passing through his neck whole, like a snake eats a mouse.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: slobber on May 11, 2012, 08:56:15 AM
I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...

what percentage do you think it was him?  that way we can decide if it was him or not.  if your percentage is low then it prob wasn't him.

I would say 50%... if I would have known the lesbian could possibly be him I would have asked it a question about celebrating wins for confirmation...

 :nono: ;)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: fr@ck me on May 11, 2012, 10:32:40 AM
I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...

what percentage do you think it was him?  that way we can decide if it was him or not.  if your percentage is low then it prob wasn't him.

I would say 50%... if I would have known the lesbian could possibly be him I would have asked Pat a question about celebrating wins for confirmation...

 :nono: ;)

Sorry, fixed it... better  :dunno:
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: slobber on May 11, 2012, 11:09:14 AM
I talked to a confirmed lesbian that looks just like him last night.. maybe it was him...

what percentage do you think it was him?  that way we can decide if it was him or not.  if your percentage is low then it prob wasn't him.

I would say 50%... if I would have known the lesbian could possibly be him I would have asked Pat a question about celebrating wins for confirmation...

 :nono: ;)

Sorry, fixed it... better  :dunno:
:thumbs:
Edit: When it comes right down to it, "Charlie" might have been a better choice.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: scoops callahan on May 11, 2012, 06:29:06 PM
Dike
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: The Odd Get Even on May 12, 2012, 05:27:59 AM
A thread like this in Lawrence would cause massive protests.  Their alternative lifestyle community would not be pleased to being likened to a 60 something white male that rides a Rascal / relies on a cane.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Trim on May 12, 2012, 01:51:54 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net%2Farchive%2Fx85610169%2Fg12c0000000000000006438931b48a88c6d67d351e3d3887b1e323b6573.jpg&hash=9a582556708928e5405d2b43cae695458086c46b)

http://www.dodgeglobe.com/news/local/x85610182/Weis-stop-in-Dodge-City-rekindles-football-fervor?zc_p=0

I thought his family was staying in Florida?  Was the following quote made to hide his lesbianism from the more conservative Dodge City squawk fanbase?

Quote
"In the NFL, families get the short end of the stick," Weis said. "I can't even begin to tell you how many times I saw anyone awake over all those years. The college game is completely different. While you might get home at 9 at night, which still make for a long day, you can still see your kids before they go to bed, talk to your wife for a while, it gives me a chance to be a family guy."

Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on May 12, 2012, 01:55:59 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd2om8tvz4lgco4.cloudfront.net%2Farchive%2Fx85610169%2Fg12c0000000000000006438931b48a88c6d67d351e3d3887b1e323b6573.jpg&hash=9a582556708928e5405d2b43cae695458086c46b)

http://www.dodgeglobe.com/news/local/x85610182/Weis-stop-in-Dodge-City-rekindles-football-fervor?zc_p=0

I thought his family was staying in Florida?  Was the following quote made to hide his lesbianism from the more conservative Dodge City squawk fanbase?

Quote
"In the NFL, families get the short end of the stick," Weis said. "I can't even begin to tell you how many times I saw anyone awake over all those years. The college game is completely different. While you might get home at 9 at night, which still make for a long day, you can still see your kids before they go to bed, talk to your wife for a while, it gives me a chance to be a family guy."

Everyone knows he is a huge liar.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Trim on May 12, 2012, 02:01:39 PM
Everyone knows he is a huge liar.

Yep.  I've now come around to the opinion that he's a bonafide lesbian.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on October 08, 2013, 08:43:27 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg593.imageshack.us%2Fimg593%2F6792%2Fvg2a.png&hash=69697761f5d1b656e03c4c75ec0d0f8f888fa2aa)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: CNS on October 08, 2013, 09:34:05 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg593.imageshack.us%2Fimg593%2F6792%2Fvg2a.png&hash=69697761f5d1b656e03c4c75ec0d0f8f888fa2aa)

Looks like he is slimming down.  Good for him. 
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on October 08, 2013, 09:40:20 AM
also has gotten rid of his Rascal scooter
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: lopakman on October 08, 2013, 09:43:29 AM
Still has a cane tho.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.espncdn.com%2Fphoto%2F2011%2F1210%2Fncf_g_weis11_400.jpg&hash=6b3d5c9525f4ba73d79291b672f9ca8bd58d6efe)
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: CNS on October 08, 2013, 09:48:52 AM
Still has a cane tho.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.espncdn.com%2Fphoto%2F2011%2F1210%2Fncf_g_weis11_400.jpg&hash=6b3d5c9525f4ba73d79291b672f9ca8bd58d6efe)

Yeah, but it's gold!  Given the suit and the cane, he is obvsly on his way to prom or something. 
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: star seed 7 on October 08, 2013, 12:23:58 PM
great bump CNS.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on October 08, 2013, 12:40:31 PM
Still has a cane tho.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.espncdn.com%2Fphoto%2F2011%2F1210%2Fncf_g_weis11_400.jpg&hash=6b3d5c9525f4ba73d79291b672f9ca8bd58d6efe)

Yeah, but it's gold!  Given the suit and the cane, he is obvsly on his way to prom or something. 

do you have any idea how much this guy is getting paid?  between his notre dame firing/payouts which go until 2015 and his incredibly inflated salary that KU somehow justified, rocking gold canes is nothing to wei$.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: CNS on October 08, 2013, 12:45:10 PM
If your everyday cane is gold, you are doing all right.  When you can hook two huge contracts with massive buyouts, life is good. 

Chuck should donate to the new expansion.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Trim on October 08, 2013, 01:14:45 PM
Do not want to have sex with.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: Asteriskhead on October 09, 2013, 12:08:07 PM
Do not want to have sex with.

mocat, trim is not attracted to chaz.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: mocat on October 10, 2013, 10:06:53 AM
Do not want to have sex with.

mocat, trim is not attracted to chaz.

yes but does he find him attractive?
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 10, 2013, 10:13:47 AM
clams can i change my vote? i said charlie weis looks like a man, but it has since become clear to me that charlie looks like the stereotypical butch lesbian.
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: deputy dawg on October 10, 2013, 12:45:49 PM
I'd need to see Weis in a plaid flannel shirt to tell if he's a lesbian.  The lesbian neighbor down the street actually has more facial hair than Weis as pictured, but would need to do my comparo with lesbian down the street with Weis in plaid flannel shirt. 
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: pissclams on October 10, 2013, 01:02:16 PM
clams can i change my vote? i said charlie weis looks like a man, but it has since become clear to me that charlie looks like the stereotypical butch lesbian.

yup.  i went ahead and modded the poll so that each user can vote three times (1x original vote, 1x new vote to cancel original vote, 1x new vote).

good luck and may the best man win
Title: Re: pole: is charlie weiss a lesbian look-a-like?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 10, 2013, 01:04:29 PM
you're the best, clamsman.  :thumbsup: