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Title: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: AppleJack on May 01, 2012, 12:48:21 PM
It has to be Bicycle by Queen, right?

We can probably close the thread now. Sorry for taking up your time.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: pissclams on May 01, 2012, 12:50:02 PM
speculation exists that it's probably oscar weber's favorite song
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: DQ12 on May 01, 2012, 12:51:10 PM
HAS TO BE A NICKELBACK SONG THOSE GUYS STINK ON ICE

P-U
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 01, 2012, 12:55:39 PM
It has to be Bicycle by Queen, right?

We can probably close the thread now. Sorry for taking up your time.


up yours, applejack.  i hope you're having a really awful day today.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 01, 2012, 12:56:49 PM
HAS TO BE A NICKELBACK SONG THOSE GUYS STINK ON ICE

P-U
This. Don't forget 3 doors down as well.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 01, 2012, 01:01:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uu3kCEEc98 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uu3kCEEc98)
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Fedor on May 01, 2012, 01:07:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3oxJvSRj0
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 01, 2012, 01:09:15 PM
It has to be Bicycle by Queen, right?

We can probably close the thread now. Sorry for taking up your time.
Maybe you should smoke some pot and then listen to it.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 01, 2012, 01:19:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4





jk that song is rocking....Crank that crap mom!  :emawkid:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Bloodfart on May 01, 2012, 01:29:34 PM
"One Shining Moment"
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: mocat on May 01, 2012, 01:55:58 PM
 :lol: bicycle is awesome

also the cover version by Between the Buried and Me  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Johnny Wichita on May 01, 2012, 02:17:47 PM
It has to be Bicycle by Queen, right?

We can probably close the thread now. Sorry for taking up your time.

Closely related:  the song Bike by Pink Floyd might actually be the worst song ever made.  Side note:  I love the song. 
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 01, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
:lol: bicycle is awesome

also the cover version by Between the Buried and Me  :thumbs:

BTBAM is just generally awesome.

PS I enjoy the majority of songs mentioned in this thread and I have a fantastic taste in music.

My vote goes to something by P!nk that came out post 2004.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 01, 2012, 02:44:22 PM
That one song about big balls by AC/DC comes to mind.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: chum1 on May 01, 2012, 02:55:55 PM
i really dislike both takin' care of business and tuff enuff.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: chum1 on May 01, 2012, 03:00:18 PM
and the boys are back in town.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: chunkles on May 01, 2012, 04:14:52 PM
Sorry but barbara streisand has something to contribute to this thread and it's worse than everything in history times ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2lRSk0MWAY)
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on May 01, 2012, 04:28:08 PM
Sorry but barbara streisand has something to contribute to this thread and it's worse than everything in history times ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2lRSk0MWAY)

Absolutely horrible. Chunkles wins so far.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 01, 2012, 06:13:58 PM
"The Lazy Song" - Bruno Mars
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: p1k3 on May 01, 2012, 08:04:05 PM
That one song about big balls by AC/DC comes to mind.

/thread
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 01, 2012, 08:45:38 PM
takin' care of business

This is the first song that popped up in my mind when I saw the thread title.  Last Friday morning the mrs. called me and said her principle was offering her 2 free tickets to the Bachman-Turner concert that night and asked if I wanted to go.  I just laughed and said "No, they are the guys that made the worst song of all time - takin care of business.  Tell him he should rip those tickets up so one one else has to hear crap."
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: DQ12 on May 01, 2012, 09:38:44 PM
takin' care of business

This is the first song that popped up in my mind when I saw the thread title.  Last Friday morning the mrs. called me and said her principle was offering her 2 free tickets to the Bachman-Turner concert that night and asked if I wanted to go.  I just laughed and said "No, they are the guys that made the worst song of all time - takin care of business.  Tell him he should rip those tickets up so one one else has to hear crap."
Your wife is still in elementary school???

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: 8manpick on May 01, 2012, 10:52:02 PM
takin' care of business

This is the first song that popped up in my mind when I saw the thread title.  Last Friday morning the mrs. called me and said her principle was offering her 2 free tickets to the Bachman-Turner concert that night and asked if I wanted to go.  I just laughed and said "No, they are the guys that made the worst song of all time - takin care of business.  Tell him he should rip those tickets up so one one else has to hear crap."
Your wife is still in elementary school???

 :sdeek:

Lol, no, if she was in elementary school, her principal would have given them to her...
Title: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: puniraptor on May 01, 2012, 11:01:14 PM
The Britney song where she says if I said want your body now would you hold it against me is the worst song. How dumb do you have to be to eff up a pun
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: star seed 7 on May 01, 2012, 11:09:49 PM
HAS TO BE A NICKELBACK SONG THOSE GUYS STINK ON ICE

P-U

i don't know how anything has been mentioned after this.

"a nickelback song" is the winner.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Tobias on May 01, 2012, 11:23:32 PM
Closely related:  the song Bike by Pink Floyd might actually be the worst song ever made.  Side note:  I love the song.

oh, man!  friends?  :pray:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 02, 2012, 09:51:27 AM
it's not even something that can be argued.....anything written by nickelback, 3 doors down, or bon jovi is the worst song ever.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 02, 2012, 10:28:22 AM
it's not even something that can be argued.....anything written by nickelback, 3 doors down, or bon jovi is the worst song ever.

that doesn't make any sense. 
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 02, 2012, 10:34:29 AM
it's not even something that can be argued.....anything written by nickelback, 3 doors down, or bon jovi is the worst song ever.

that doesn't make any sense.
Haha. Bon Jovi just came on our sirius radio here at work, right when I opened this thread.  :lol:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Brock Landers on May 02, 2012, 10:36:41 AM
HAS TO BE A NICKELBACK SONG THOSE GUYS STINK ON ICE

P-U

i don't know how anything has been mentioned after this.

"a nickelback song" is the winner.


I celebrate their entire catalog.  Achy Breaky Heart ranks pretty high up there but then again I hate all country music.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: _33 on May 02, 2012, 10:40:53 AM
The Wildcat March
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 02, 2012, 10:45:00 AM
it's not even something that can be argued.....anything written by nickelback, 3 doors down, or bon jovi is the worst song ever.

that doesn't make any sense.

they suck, cartierfor3.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 02, 2012, 10:46:57 AM
it's not even something that can be argued.....anything written by nickelback, 3 doors down, or bon jovi is the worst song ever.

that doesn't make any sense.

they suck, cartierfor3.

They do.  Agreed.  But the thread is worst song.  Not worst band. 
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 02, 2012, 11:13:00 AM
all songs by nickelback, 3 doors down, and bon jovi are the worst song.  name one.  it's the worst.  i really can't distinguish between crap.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Fedor on May 02, 2012, 11:15:59 AM
all songs by nickelback, 3 doors down, and bon jovi are the worst song.  name one.  it's the worst.  i really can't distinguish between crap.
What is your guilty pleasure musically?
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: mocat on May 02, 2012, 11:17:52 AM
all songs by nickelback, 3 doors down, and bon jovi are the worst song.  name one.  it's the worst.  i really can't distinguish between crap.
What is your guilty pleasure musically?

"Back in Your Head" by Tegan and Sara
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 02, 2012, 11:38:01 AM
all songs by nickelback, 3 doors down, and bon jovi are the worst song.  name one.  it's the worst.  i really can't distinguish between crap.
What is your guilty pleasure musically?

i love the crap out of Ke$ha.  I shouldn't, but I do.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 02, 2012, 11:41:45 AM
all songs by nickelback, 3 doors down, and bon jovi are the worst song.  name one.  it's the worst.  i really can't distinguish between crap.

I would disagree.  Its bland, predictable, music for the masses.  Completely forgettable.  The worst song ever made sticks with you, attaches itself to you not letting go like a bad cold.  I don't get that from the Nickelbacks of the world.  I hear it, shrug, and forget it. 
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Fedor on May 02, 2012, 11:43:17 AM
all songs by nickelback, 3 doors down, and bon jovi are the worst song.  name one.  it's the worst.  i really can't distinguish between crap.
What is your guilty pleasure musically?

i love the crap out of Ke$ha.  I shouldn't, but I do.
"Party in the USA" was mine for a while, I mean can you imagine?  And also "Whip My Hair" by Will Smith's kid.  I am a gross person.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 02, 2012, 11:48:26 AM
The worst song ever made has probably not been heard by over 10 people.

Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 02, 2012, 11:56:29 AM
If Cartierfor3 is forcing me to pick one song as the worst, i choose this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99j0zLuNhi8
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 02, 2012, 12:17:31 PM
I forgot how bad some 90s music was, so I googled it.  After reviewing the top 100 songs of the 90s I can't decide between these 3:

Counting Crows: Big Yellow Taxi
Spin Doctors: Two Princes
Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

Note: I left out "Truely Madly Deeply" and "I Love You Always Forever" (#2 and #4 of the 90s) because I don't think either of those qualify as a song.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Bloodfart on May 02, 2012, 12:36:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y-x2fWKbmo&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

This has to be pretty high up there.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 02, 2012, 12:41:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y-x2fWKbmo&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

This has to be pretty high up there.

The first comment reminded me of another band to add to OK_CAT's list: Maroon 5.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Brock Landers on May 02, 2012, 12:48:44 PM
The worst song ever made has probably not been heard by over 10 people.


I get what you're saying, but all the songs mentioned here have been "hits" played on the radio tons of times.  If we want to set the bar higher (lower??) we could limit discussion to worst songs to be #1 or worst song to ever win a Grammy or something like that.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: OK_Cat on May 02, 2012, 12:50:18 PM
The worst song ever made has probably not been heard by over 10 people.


I get what you're saying, but all the songs mentioned here have been "hits" played on the radio tons of times.  If we want to set the bar higher (lower??) we could limit discussion to worst songs to be #1 or worst song to ever win a Grammy or something like that.

macarena
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: kso_FAN on May 02, 2012, 12:55:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y-x2fWKbmo&feature=player_detailpage#t=12s

This has to be pretty high up there.

Definitely a lot of GIF potential in that one...
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: ew2x4 on May 02, 2012, 02:22:36 PM
The Wildcat March

Welp.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: jmlynch1 on May 02, 2012, 02:31:24 PM
bittersweet symphony?
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 02, 2012, 04:54:06 PM
3 Doors Down is so weird, they went from 0 to unlistenable in like .4 seconds.

Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 02, 2012, 05:39:50 PM
Spin Doctors: Two Princes


What the hell is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: michigancat on May 02, 2012, 06:25:05 PM
we were young by fun.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Booze_Cat on May 02, 2012, 06:25:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE)


This was on the news, this is the worst thing I have ever heard.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Cartierfor3 on May 02, 2012, 06:26:29 PM
The Wildcat March

Take the marching band butthurt here hater.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20978.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20978.0)
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 02, 2012, 06:38:09 PM
we were young by fun.

Dlew12 is going to be so pissed at you.
Title: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: puniraptor on May 02, 2012, 08:31:44 PM
I always sing Lyrics ad lib to the wildcat march and everyone around me thinks I am hilarious and adorable
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: kitten_mittons on May 03, 2012, 07:45:25 AM
The worst song ever made has probably not been heard by over 10 people.


I get what you're saying, but all the songs mentioned here have been "hits" played on the radio tons of times.  If we want to set the bar higher (lower??) we could limit discussion to worst songs to be #1 or worst song to ever win a Grammy or something like that.
So this thread should be "Your most hated song."

Spin Doctors: Two Princes


What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, WTF?

bittersweet symphony?
How in the world?
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on May 03, 2012, 08:09:55 AM
I always sing Lyrics ad lib to the wildcat march and everyone around me thinks I am hilarious and adorable

That song has lyrics?
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: _33 on May 03, 2012, 08:36:37 AM
The Wildcat March

Take the marching band butthurt here hater.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20978.0 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20978.0)

I love the band. Sucks that they have to play that garbage every game.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: TheHamburglar on May 03, 2012, 09:12:32 AM
Spin Doctors: Two Princes


What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, WTF?

That song is nails on a chalkboard to me.  Annoying early 90s radio pop-rock.  Just some guy whining "and if you...just go ahead now" over and over again. 
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: mocat on May 03, 2012, 09:16:30 AM
Spin Doctors: Two Princes


What the hell is wrong with you?
Yeah, WTF?

That song is nails on a chalkboard to me.  Annoying early 90s radio pop-rock.  Just some guy whining "and if you...just go ahead now" over and over again.

I'm with you, 'burglar, it's awful. Not worst ever, but pretty awful.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: DQ12 on May 03, 2012, 10:27:41 AM
we were young by fun.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Testy Westy on May 03, 2012, 11:07:56 AM
guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 03, 2012, 11:31:19 AM
we were young by fun.
What the hell is wrong with you?

I agree, MC
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: AppleJack on May 03, 2012, 11:42:40 AM
Bicycle by Queen
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: michigancat on May 03, 2012, 11:54:30 AM
we were young by fun.
What the hell is wrong with you?

We Are Young. Sorry!
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 03, 2012, 11:56:06 AM
we were young by fun.
What the hell is wrong with you?

We Are Young. Sorry!
filly use to love that song, therefore, I despise it. #TeamMC
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 03, 2012, 03:27:14 PM
Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocDlOD1Hw9k&ob=av2e
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Teddy_Westside on May 06, 2012, 09:35:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzHFi-CbXko

My roomate showed my this song...I punched him in the face for making me listen to this.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Spaces on May 06, 2012, 11:41:20 PM
I forgot how bad some 90s music was, so I googled it.  After reviewing the top 100 songs of the 90s I can't decide between these 3:

Counting Crows: Big Yellow Taxi
Spin Doctors: Two Princes
Spin Doctors: Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

Note: I left out "Truely Madly Deeply" and "I Love You Always Forever" (#2 and #4 of the 90s) because I don't think either of those qualify as a song.
wow, jerk.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: 3maw on May 13, 2012, 05:50:51 PM
guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

agree that these guys have been the largest detriment to humanity's progress in the form of their songs.. and their freaking jugalos  :flush:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: star seed 7 on May 13, 2012, 07:22:43 PM
i just remembered matchbox20.

that crap makes me want to rip my ears off.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Kat Kid on May 13, 2012, 09:51:40 PM
This


guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 13, 2012, 10:27:58 PM
This


guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: michigancat on May 13, 2012, 11:11:18 PM
This


guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs


this was the first time I actually watched it. The magnet line isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 13, 2012, 11:15:02 PM
i just remembered matchbox20.

that crap makes me want to rip my ears off.

Go to hell.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: star seed 7 on May 13, 2012, 11:37:14 PM
i just remembered matchbox20.

that crap makes me want to rip my ears off.

Go to hell.

i saw them once at whatever the lazer festival at clinton lake was.  it was possibly the worst 45 minutes of my life.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Bloodfart on May 14, 2012, 10:16:58 AM
guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

agree that these guys have been the largest detriment to humanity's progress in the form of their songs.. and their freaking jugalos  :flush:
:thumbs:
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: mocat on May 14, 2012, 10:48:52 AM
INote: I left out "Truely Madly Deeply" and "I Love You Always Forever" (#2 and #4 of the 90s) because I don't think either of those qualify as a song.

 :nono:

Why don't you explain that to these gents.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2wFptAX3k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2wFptAX3k)
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: _33 on May 14, 2012, 11:11:32 AM
If you don't like Savage Garden then you are not American. Just get lost losers.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Brock Landers on May 14, 2012, 11:26:10 AM
If you don't like Savage Garden then you are not American. Just get lost losers.


Sorry 33, but Savage Garden was a crap band with crap music from and they weren't from America.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: _33 on May 14, 2012, 11:47:01 AM
If you don't like Savage Garden then you are not American. Just get lost losers.

Sorry 33, but Savage Garden was a crap band with crap music from and they weren't from America.

You only think that because you've been told to think that. Think about that for a second.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: Brock Landers on May 14, 2012, 12:04:33 PM
If you don't like Savage Garden then you are not American. Just get lost losers.

Sorry 33, but Savage Garden was a crap band with crap music from and they weren't from America.

You only think that because you've been told to think that. Think about that for a second.


It seems like you are trying to Jedi mind trick me into thinking Savage Garden doesn't suck.   :ohno:  They definitely are not from America though.
Title: Re: Worst Song Ever Made
Post by: EMAWmeister on May 14, 2012, 09:37:38 PM
It's like you people have no taste for art or music. The fact that "I Love You Always Forever" is in this thread is rough ridin' pathetic.

Fun fact, that song was made popular by dlew's mother.  HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD.