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Title: turf burn
Post by: scoops callahan on April 12, 2012, 09:31:15 PM

so today I was a little bored after class so me and some bros went out to go play some bball, during the game i wanted to show some frank martin hustle by diving (I really slid) to get the ball, little did i know that would be one of the worst decisions I've made in a while unfortunately it resulted in turf burn or court burn or whatever you want to call it.

Just took a shower and when that thing got water on it, it literally felt like 2000 knives going right into my leg  :chainsaw:... So yeah, never get turf burn.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: pissclams on April 12, 2012, 09:38:30 PM

i use tape on all my arms and legs just like the ksu cats do, works like a charm.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: chum1 on April 12, 2012, 09:45:03 PM

FLOORBURN U

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 12, 2012, 09:50:00 PM

i always used to play basketball in sweatpants/sweatshirt and also wore gloves so i'd never have to worry about pussy floorburns and could dive all over the place.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 12, 2012, 09:51:16 PM

Thin layer of Vaseline over any exposed skin

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Trim on April 12, 2012, 10:01:37 PM

SCOOPS! Can you be in Wichita by 6:30 tomorrow night?

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: scoops callahan on April 12, 2012, 10:06:09 PM

Quote from: Trim on April 12, 2012, 10:01:37 PM

SCOOPS! Can you be in Wichita by 6:30 tomorrow night?

Would love too, but I got something going on tomorrow. Next time you guys have a bball game ill be sure to come!

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 12, 2012, 10:16:19 PM

What position does scoops play ?

I'll say the 3

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: ben ji on April 12, 2012, 10:29:14 PM

Quote from: Limestone on April 12, 2012, 10:16:19 PM

What position does scoops play ?

I'll say the 3

I'm thinking he's more of a spradler type player. The try hard 2, doesnt make very many shots but when you need a guy to dive for a ball or hustle back on D he is there.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 13, 2012, 09:34:41 AM

Quote from: Limestone on April 12, 2012, 09:51:16 PM

Thin layer of Vaseline over any exposed skin

The best thing about greasing yourself up is watching all the other dudes slip and fall on their ass when they run across the floor smudge you leave when you dive for balls.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: hemmy on April 13, 2012, 09:37:10 AM

I think to be called turf burn it has to happen on artificial turf. This doesn't sound like turf burn.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 13, 2012, 09:46:45 AM

Quote from: hemmy on April 13, 2012, 09:37:10 AM

I think to be called turf burn it has to happen on artificial turf. This doesn't sound like turf burn.

It's a floor burn.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: ChiComCat on April 13, 2012, 09:55:19 AM

Scoops should write a shitty book about his experience

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: Kat Kid on April 13, 2012, 10:26:34 AM

Got turf burn out at old stadium on a successful slide tackle.  Was pretty gross for about a week.

Title: Re: turf burn
Post by: scoops callahan on April 13, 2012, 04:01:50 PM

Quote from: ben ji on April 12, 2012, 10:29:14 PM

Quote from: Limestone on April 12, 2012, 10:16:19 PM

What position does scoops play ?

I'll say the 3

I'm thinking he's more of a spradler type player. The try hard 2, doesnt make very many shots but when you need a guy to dive for a ball or hustle back on D he is there.

Correct, 1-2 spot. I wet 3's though.