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Title: Sleep Talkers
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on April 05, 2012, 12:43:09 AM

Stayed with the folks tonight (close to work). Dad for once was not sleep talking about me giving up a no-hitter in the 8th inning- "0-2 pitch, son? Throw it outside!" Instead, he has Wednesdays off (had been paking) and keeps saying: " You three putted on a par 5? You 3 putted on a par 5?"- Father Fanning Experience Today.

What are your stories?

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: treysolid on April 05, 2012, 10:17:28 AM

i talk all the time in my sleep. was told last time that i was saying something like "that's unacceptable! you're operating in the red and you need to reign in your overhead!"

and i'm not even in business... :horrorsurprise:

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: Winters on April 05, 2012, 10:32:41 AM

I've been told that i've slept walked while my eyes were OPEN!

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: DQ12 on April 05, 2012, 12:04:29 PM

Sleep talking is hilarious.

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: jmlynch1 on April 05, 2012, 02:21:32 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on April 05, 2012, 12:04:29 PM

Sleep talking is hilarious.

Agreed

Title: Sleep Talkers
Post by: felix rex on April 05, 2012, 05:15:13 PM

I do this all the time. My wife thinks its hilarious and tries to talk to me.

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: SwiftCat on April 05, 2012, 06:29:54 PM

Have both slept walked (eyes open) and slept talked, but both when I was younger and not for a while.

Both are hilarious.

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: Bloodfart on April 05, 2012, 07:44:10 PM

Quote from: felix rex on April 05, 2012, 05:15:13 PM

I do this all the time. My wife thinks its hilarious and tries to talk to me.

I know how your wife feels.  My wife is the sleep talker in our household.  She will usually sit up quickly and ask me questions like "what day is it?"  "Did you take a shower?"  or my favorite "Did I run _______ test on my patient?"  I will answer to the best of my knowledge, she realizes what's going on, gets embarrassed and says nevermind.    :zzz:

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: SwiftCat on April 05, 2012, 08:18:53 PM

If she realizes that she's sleep talking....I don't think she's asleep....

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: Bloodfart on April 05, 2012, 08:23:22 PM

Quote from: SwiftCat on April 05, 2012, 08:18:53 PM

If she realizes that she's sleep talking....I don't think she's asleep....

 :dunno: If I don't answer she won't wake up and just keep jibber jabbing about nonsense. 

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: SdK on April 05, 2012, 10:52:35 PM

Turns out I'm a sleep hitter. The first few nights a new girl is in my bed, I either push her away from me while sleeping or roll over and open handed hit their back.  :dunno:

I'm used to sleeping alone  :shakesfist:

Title: Re: Sleep Talkers
Post by: 'taterblast on April 05, 2012, 11:15:12 PM

in the living room, sleeping roommate suddenly opens eyes and glares at me.

roommate - "did you take my paint brush?"

me - "no i did not"

roommate - *glares at me for a solid 20 seconds before eyes close and returns to normal sleep*