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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: Pete on March 30, 2012, 03:42:36 PM
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Now that it's "out there" that Doug would be willing to coach, and assemble an all-star staff, and utilize his families vast recruiting connections...and of course leverage his National celebrity....I think we'll see other forward-looking AD's go after Doug.
I believe Doug will succeed at the a very high level.
With every single win, I'll also remember that John Currie passed on him, and I'll be reminding everyone around John Currie for as long as he is involved with collegiate athletics.
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Not, true, Pete, NOT TRUE:
Twas the night before the Final Four, when all through the OOD
Not a creature was stirring, not even one dude.
The tourney appearances were painted with care,
In hopes that Doug Gottlieb soon would be there.
The Animal was nestled all snug in his bed,
While nightmares of Tad Boyle danced in his head.
And Currie in his smugness, counted coins at the bank;
He had just settled our minds for life without Frank.
When out in the Ville there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Across Bluemont or Anderson, can’t remember which,
I ran with great haste to find out the sitch.
The sign upon Varney’s emitted a glow
And gave the lustre of daytime to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an attractive Jewish man, whose eyes shown no fear.
“I used to be a point guard,” he said with a shrug.
I knew in a moment it must be St. Doug.
More rapid than Denis his players they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Rodney! Now, Jordan! Now Angel, and Spradling!
On, Diaz! On, Gipper! On Upshaw, and Irving!
To the top of the league! To the top of the world!
Let’s get a banner in Bramlage unfurled!”
The cats would find success with Doug manning the gun,
Faster than racist tucks who from minorities do run.
So to the top of the conference K-State would rise,
With a team full of 5 stars, and Puerto Ricans! High fives!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the news
Currie, the snake, was having the blues.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down on Yuma street, The Salesman I found.
He had been drinking all day, and probably crying,
For even the dimmest of EMAWs had known he was lying.
A bundle of snake oil he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His shoulders, they drooped! His posture, so poor.
His eyes were bloodshot, he smelled like a whore.
His scheming mouth had turned to a frown,
All Currie could do was stare at the ground.
He was a frail little man, despite his young age.
Fitting for a snake that had escaped from its cage.
He looked up at me, with fear in his eyes.
He knew what to do, to divert my despise.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He called up Doug Gottlieb, and I went berserk.
And with a reluctant smile, Currie shook my hand.
I thanked him and whispered “Now kill the band.”
He sprang off to Bramlage, to deliver the good word,
Hugs and adorableness, and rejoicing was heard!
And I heard him exclaim, as he exited the room,
“I’m sorry about Frank; now it’s Doug’s turn for DOOM!
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Let me be clear...
IF John Currie hires Doug Gottlieb, I will carry Currie's banner until the day I die. I will crush those who oppose Currie. I will FORCE this board, by sheer will, to be the biggest John Currie support group in the world.
eff, let's rename the basketball forum after John Currie...hell, let's make it goJohnCurieEMAW.com
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If Currie doesn't take advantage of this golden opportunity right now, we're going to be getting smoked by #Gottlieb4OSU twice a year from 2013 til Doug decides it's time to let the Hall of Fame have him.
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Other forward-thinking AD's might be interested, but Gottlieb may not be. He speaks the truth when saying EMAW basketball has a lot of momentum right now.
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Let me be clear...
IF John Currie hires Doug Gottlieb, I will carry Currie's banner until the day I die. I will crush those who oppose Currie. I will FORCE this board, by sheer will, to be the biggest John Currie support group in the world.
eff, let's rename the basketball forum after John Currie...hell, let's make it goJohnCurieEMAW.com
This sounds like a deal with the devil, my friend.....and Sean Snyder rough ridin' loves it.
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Goodness mocat
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That was beautiful
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Im so effing excited.
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Jesus lord god Christ, sometimes in this life we just take other fanbases and eff them in the face.
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Jesus lord god Christ, sometimes in this life we just take other fanbases and eff them in the face.
I liked this post.
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isn't it more likely he'll be remembered as the young a.d. whose unsolved murder opened the door to a new golden age of kstate athletics?
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Jesus lord god Christ, sometimes in this life we just take other fanbases and eff them in the face.
I liked this post.
As well did I
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isn't it more likely he'll be remembered as the young a.d. whose unsolved murder opened the door to a new golden age of kstate athletics?
If this was a game of Clue I would guess it was Trim in the Vanier parking lot with his bare hands.
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Not, true, Pete, NOT TRUE:
Twas the night before the Final Four, when all through the OOD
Not a creature was stirring, not even one dude.
The tourney appearances were painted with care,
In hopes that Doug Gottlieb soon would be there.
The Animal was nestled all snug in his bed,
While nightmares of Tad Boyle danced in his head.
And Currie in his smugness, counted coins at the bank;
He had just settled our minds for life without Frank.
When out in the Ville there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Across Bluemont or Anderson, can’t remember which,
I ran with great haste to find out the sitch.
The sign upon Varney’s emitted a glow
And gave the lustre of daytime to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an attractive Jewish man, whose eyes shown no fear.
“I used to be a point guard,” he said with a shrug.
I knew in a moment it must be St. Doug.
More rapid than Denis his players they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Rodney! Now, Jordan! Now Angel, and Spradling!
On, Diaz! On, Gipper! On Upshaw, and Irving!
To the top of the league! To the top of the world!
Let’s get a banner in Bramlage unfurled!”
The cats would find success with Doug manning the gun,
Faster than racist tucks who from minorities do run.
So to the top of the conference K-State would rise,
With a team full of 5 stars, and Puerto Ricans! High fives!
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the news
Currie, the snake, was having the blues.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down on Yuma street, The Salesman I found.
He had been drinking all day, and probably crying,
For even the dimmest of EMAWs had known he was lying.
A bundle of snake oil he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
His shoulders, they drooped! His posture, so poor.
His eyes were bloodshot, he smelled like a whore.
His scheming mouth had turned to a frown,
All Currie could do was stare at the ground.
He was a frail little man, despite his young age.
Fitting for a snake that had escaped from its cage.
He looked up at me, with fear in his eyes.
He knew what to do, to divert my despise.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He called up Doug Gottlieb, and I went berserk.
And with a reluctant smile, Currie shook my hand.
I thanked him and whispered “Now kill the band.”
He sprang off to Bramlage, to deliver the good word,
Hugs and adorableness, and rejoicing was heard!
And I heard him exclaim, as he exited the room,
“I’m sorry about Frank; now it’s Doug’s turn for DOOM!
Easily the best response in 2 minutes in the history of messageboarding, son you have just won the internet.
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isn't it more likely he'll be remembered as the young a.d. whose unsolved murder opened the door to a new golden age of kstate athletics?
If this was a game of Clue I would guess it was Trim in the Vanier parking lot with his bare hands.
This post > last one I endorsed.