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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: Kat Kid on March 29, 2012, 08:43:25 PM
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"Tad, Kat Kid here from goEMAW.com. I was wondering what was your most proud accomplishment as a coach? Finishing 2nd in the Big Sky, making the semi finals of the NIT, making the round of 32 in the NCAA tournament or winning the Pac 12 tournament?"
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"Follow up coach, do you think you can get Will Spradling to again shoot 30% from 3?"
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"Coach Tad, Chingon goEMAW DAT CAAM, what is your favorite flavor of cottage cheese cups? Plain I bet."
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"My question is for Tad. Tad, do you plan to still dress like that now that you've gotten a nice raise"
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"Coach, Cole Manbeck Manhattan Mercury. You've described Colorado as your dream job. Does that make this your nightmare job, your cat nap job, or your eyes wide open job?
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tad,
daris here. did kansas state athletic director john currie hire you one month ago or two months ago?
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"Hey tad, when you had that NBA player that you didn't recruit on your team that one time, how come you didn't make it to the NCAA tournament?"
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"Coach Boyle, Tim Fitzgerald from GoPowercat. Can we expect any changes to the snacks in the hospitality room going forward?"
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"Coach, michigancat here. Welcome to Kansas. Was wondering if you would like to go to the world flatpicking championships in Winfield in September. Could be pretty fun."
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"TAD! TAD! Chingon again, goEMAW DAT CAAAAM, give me your best Wildcat growl!"
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"Tim Jankovich, you realize telling everyone that your name is Tad Boyle doesn't actually give you Tad Boyle's coaching ability, don't you? Everyone here still knows you went 4-14 and 9-9 in the MVC the last 2 years and lost in the first round of the NIT the 2 years before that. You aren't tricking anybody."
:flush:
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yeah. this one is for mr currie. why did you feel it was necessary to wait more than ten minutes after frank was gone to announce tad if you already had him hired?
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"_FAN from goEMAW.com here. Coach, do you think you will ever hit 35% OR%?
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"Hey tad, when you had that NBA player that you didn't recruit on your team that one time, how come you didn't make it to the NCAA tournament?"
Tad! TAD! FranklyFrankYou here...any input or insight into somewhat witty bbs handles involving your name?
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"Coach Boyle, What are you most looking forward to at the Scott City Nut Fry?"
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"Tad, are you ever concerned when you go places that you haven't been before that their doors won't be wide enough to fit your huge rough ridin' head through?"
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"Yeah, coach michigancat again. Just realized Winfield is a ways off. Want to hit bonaroo this summer? oscar Pearl said he'd be there. Also, are you going to hire Ricardo Patton as your DOBO?"
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"Kougz, kstatefans.com moderator. Coach, can we expect black uniforms?"
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"Coach Boyle, would it bother you if the athletic department honored the crop judging team on the court during media timeouts of home basketball games?"
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"Winters from www.goEMAW.com here, can we expect some more metallica for pre-tip?"
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"Tad, which one of your NCAA tournament runs is your favorite?"
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"Tad, how thrilled are you that Russell Athletics has decided to sponsor KSU Basketball now?"
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"BOYLE! See you out at Big Ern's statue. I'm going to kick you in the nuts so hard your eyelids grow bottom lids called your testicles because they went all the way up through your body and onto your face."
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"tad, how do you respond to those that contend Our world would be a much better place had your airbags failed that fateful morning in '94?
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"Tad, would you compare your newest recruit as more of a DeJesus or Knutson type?"
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"Coach Boyle, Trim here. I assume your neck is pretty strong to carry that big head of your's. Would that be a safe assumption?"
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Tad, when you were in school, what did the kids make fun of more; your first name or your last name?
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Tad, when you were in school, what did the kids make fun of more; your first name or your last name?
I'd say Boyle, a tad more than Tad.
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"Coach Tad, Chingon goEMAW DAT CAAM, what is your favorite flavor of cottage cheese cups? Plain I bet."
will this, or will this not be in your kermit the frog impression voice?
im kidding love you lots, go cats!
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guys, tad isn't leaving colorado for us, sorry
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guys, tad isn't leaving colorado for us, sorry
OMG KIM CARNES :lol:
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guys, tad isn't leaving colorado for us, sorry
Your lips to God's ears.
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"Coach Boyle, Tim Fitzgerald from GoPowercat. Can we expect any changes to the snacks in the hospitality room going forward? Do you have any daughters? How about whiskey?"
fyp
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Kellis: "Tad, who is your favorite of the state's legendary coaches: Larry Brown, Mark Turgeon, Roy Williams or Bill Self?"
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tad- welcome to kansas state university. i know it's your first day here and all but you do know that we are planning to burn this place down if you stay, right? not your fault. just calmly go back to colorado and tweet gottleib to take over for you. thanks.
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Tad, can you elaborate on the role that Larry Brown will play on your staff?
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tad,
being a ku grad like kellis is i assume he'll be getting all the ksu bball scoops moving forward, or is he still going to get them from casey scott? also, quick follow up...who hates kansas state basketball more you or the devil? i mean, i know you can't really answer that since kansas state just tripled your salary but still had to ask it.
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"Tad, how do you think you'll take your first nuts, at the Scott City nut fry, cocktail sauce or no cocktail sauce?" (I bet cocktail sauce, like a puss)
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Hi Tad, would you mind holding this ticking timebomb of TNT that I'm handing you wiley coyote style?
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Tad, would you marry my daughter? Oh, you would if you weren't already married? Police, arrest this pedophile! Next coach, please.
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Tad, would you marry my daughter? Oh, you would if you weren't already married? Police, arrest this pedophile! Next coach, please.
:lol:
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Tad, congratulations on the big promotion. Big question on the lips of all EMAW faithful. Would you resign? Please?
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"Tad, do you realize just how many guys we would of rather had than you? tons tad. tons."
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:flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
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"Hey Tad, Stevesie60 here from goEMAW.com. The question on everybody's mind, do you plan taking the demotion to being Pearl's assistant here in two years, or were you going to try to get another head coaching job somewhere else?
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"how about beating your rough ridin' kstate losercats three times in one year. ever hear of that one, kat kid? tsc."
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"Coach Boyle, _FAN from goEMAW.com here. How did you not consider Doug Gottlieb for an assistants position here? He asked to be part of this staff publically.
Also, you're OR% has been pretty terrible, what are your plans to get it up near 40%?
Thanks."
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"Tad, ETP from goEMAW.com. Back here, Tad. No, to your left. A little more. Yes, right here. I've heard rumors of you choosing Levi Knutson to be your lead assistant over Doug Gottlieb. Can you confirm, and if so, what is your reasoning?"
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Tad, why the eff are you here? where's Doug?
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"Tad, how thrilled are you that Russell Athletics has decided to sponsor KSU Basketball now?"
:lol:
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Tad, Stupid Fitz here from goEMAW.com, "Head or Gut?"
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Oh man...these are amazing!
:ksu:
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Coach, coach, your face, it's disgusting. What do you and your staff plan on doing to fix it?
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Coach, how would you like to go hiking in Arkansas?
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"Tad, what's your strategy for coaching a player like Rodney McGruder, who has accomplished more in basketball and life than you could ever dream?"
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"Coach, which half of your fake sounding name do you expect to be used more often in puns as you take on this new challenge?"
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what's that coach? oh, kites. kites has the best burgers in town. def go there.
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"Tad Lick Neckey from goEMAW here how do you feel about playing your games at MHS east campus this year now that alumnus Steve Dave has burnt down the OOD along with a large contingent of non-tuck fans?"
following question Lick Neckey engages in self immolation
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"Coach Boyle, _FAN from goEMAW.com here. How did you not consider Doug Gottlieb for an assistants position here? He asked to be part of this staff publically.
Also, you're OR% has been pretty terrible, what are your plans to get it up near 40%?Thanks."
pfffft. nailed it!
"_FAN from goEMAW.com here. Coach, do you think you will ever hit 35% OR%?
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"Coach, LimestoneOutcropping, goEMAW beat writer. I find your face and head disgusting measured against any standards. How did this happen, and a follow up, could you be any more ugly?"
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"Coach Boyle, _FAN from goEMAW.com here. How did you not consider Doug Gottlieb for an assistants position here? He asked to be part of this staff publically.
Also, you're OR% has been pretty terrible, what are your plans to get it up near 40%?Thanks."
pfffft. nailed it!
"_FAN from goEMAW.com here. Coach, do you think you will ever hit 35% OR%?
Yes, I laughed at this. Good job both of you.
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hi coach can you put on your doug gottlieb mask so i can pretend to be happy for a few minutes? thanks fuckface.
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"Coach, what drugs were you on that convinced you to take this job? Were you beaten, blackmailed, raped? What on earth on you doing in this dump? What's that coach....Sorry, folks. Seems like coach is currently blacked-out. Its going to suck for him when he awakens from his drunken slumber."
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Coach, how would you like to go hiking in Arkansas?
This was great.
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Tads mcgrads, fanningksu here two part question: first off what are your plans in implementing the action of having one of our players throw the ball at or around the rim whilst another player puts it in the hoop emphatically with his hands? also how does your wife feel about balls on her chin?
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"Hi 'Coach,' SkinnyBenny here. How exactly would you like to be parodied in song form? Should I focus more on your hideous name and just lampoon the crap out of you about that for four minutes? Or would you prefer I clown you based on your inability to finish better than sixth in a terrible basketball conference? tia."
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"Coach, how long has your nicname been 'Stinkface'"?
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Todd or Tad or whatever, do you realize how enormous a big head of you would be? By my calculations, it would take to fans to lift and block out half of a section.
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"Coach, you're hiring has been described as a "Massive letdown and colossal failure" (long pause) I guess this is more of a statement than a question"
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"tad, j rake here, independent freelancer. hey, just an observation, but you seem like a pretty boring guy. i was wondering, like, what you do for fun, for thrills, for excitement?"
"on a friday night, i might drink a glass of room temperature water."
"you watch movies?"
"of course - but silent ones."
"favorite band?"
"the band."
"any quirky habits you have?"
"not really."
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"Tad, tct, Daily Oklahoman, do you prefer 'special needs' or 'chromosome deficient?"
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tad- who hates you more? kansas state fans or someone from your past that super duper hates your guts?
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"Mr. Tad sir, uuuhhhm chunkles from goEMAW dot com Nightline Intrepid Action News, Late Breaking, Investigative, Go cats Team hashtag eff off you. Yes, uh some folks in the media have quoted you as saying 'I like to cuddle,' is this quote accurate and if so, what do you have to say to the millions of other AMERICANS who prefer 'snuggling?' Is it possible to do both?"
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"MR. T, Mr. T!! if I may, a follow-up sir, chunklesfromgoEMAWdotcomNightlineIntrepidActionNewsLateBreakingInvestigativeGocatsTeamhashtagfuckoffyou, can I call you mr. T? Regardless, the LAMESTREAM media has reported recently that a cure for Threspidatus, aka profuse face and anal bleeding syndrome has been found and is in production!!!! YEAHH!!! YEAHH!!!!! YEAAAHHHH!!!!
Um, that's all I had actually, uh no questions, sir. Thank you for your time Mr. BoyI-WOULD-REALLY-LIKE-A-SNUGGLE-RIGHT-NOW. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT GODDAMN IT."
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TODD! TODD! JTKSU here. Just one last question for you: Why does God hate Kansas State? I mean, your presence here is clear evidence of that and I was just curious if you knew why God has forsaken us. Also, I would like to invite you to have sex, with yourself.
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sd: tad, thoughts on the gottlieb hire?
tad: I wanted it but was obviously a loser piece of crap option that only the worst AD would ever consider. what are you going to do?
sd: party
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Hey Tad, come here for a sec.
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sd: tad, thoughts on us faking you out for laughs about you getting the job?
tad: HEARD THERE WAS FRESH JAM HERE!
sd: there is, line forms to the right
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Hey Tad, come here for a sec.
Not much on the questionary side but would take
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Hey Tad, come here for a sec.
Not much on the questionary side but would take
Realistically, I wouldn't say anything before doing my thing, but I didn't think people would understand a blank post.
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Hey Tad, come here for a sec.
Not much on the questionary side but would take
Realistically, I wouldn't say anything before doing my thing, but I didn't think people would understand a blank post.
:thumbs: doing it sans communication is the way to go
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Tad, what exactly was going through your mind when your team was left out of the tournament last year? Nice recliner, by the way.
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Tad, what exactly was going through your mind when your team was left out of the tournament last year? Nice recliner, by the way.
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why was Bob Costas there?
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"Tad, even though the calendar says March 31st, did you assume the oscar Weber hiring was an April Fools Day prank? Also, how hard did you LOL at Kansas State?"