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Title: True story
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 07, 2012, 06:19:12 PM
Mrs. Emo EMAW is totally on board with "Martavius" as a middle name to my spawn, boy or girl. 
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2012, 06:24:31 PM
Jamar Martavious Emo EMAW has a nice ring to it. 
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 07, 2012, 06:28:27 PM
Thanks CF3, I'll send you an announcement when little Tay breeches the vajayjay.
Title: Re: True story
Post by: SdK on March 07, 2012, 06:30:59 PM
I think you just damned her to a more painful pregnancy....his "tunnel" dance.....
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Post by: Winters on March 07, 2012, 06:52:00 PM
I think you just damned her to a more painful pregnancy....his "tunnel" dance.....
Probably already lifting weights too..
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Post by: J on March 07, 2012, 09:37:06 PM
I think you just damned her to a more painful pregnancy....his "tunnel" dance.....

 :lol:
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Post by: GoodForAnother on March 07, 2012, 10:25:10 PM
joke's on you, you'll never be able to satisfy her again after tay's through with her
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Cartierfor3 on March 07, 2012, 11:01:59 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 08, 2012, 02:55:16 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.
Title: Re: True story
Post by: CNS on March 08, 2012, 03:03:31 PM
Oh my.... does your wife and wife's fam know this?

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Title: Re: True story
Post by: OK_Cat on March 08, 2012, 03:06:59 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   :lol:
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 08, 2012, 04:18:21 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   :lol:

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.
Title: Re: True story
Post by: OK_Cat on March 08, 2012, 04:24:32 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   :lol:

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

I mean, I don't even.

One of you other dads tell this guy how stupid he is.  You're going to take a hot mouthful of vomit to the face in the first couple of days. 
Title: Re: True story
Post by: CNS on March 08, 2012, 04:28:16 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   :lol:

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

Man, you should have one of the local lawyers look over this agreement.  Your wife may have loopholes in this like crazy.  If she doesn't already have the loopholes picked out, you can be sure she will be tearing through it shortly after the birth.
Title: Re: True story
Post by: OK_Cat on March 08, 2012, 04:30:09 PM
i'm  :lol: at this guy really thinking that he's not going to have to do any of the "dirty work" with his kid.

just  :lol:

the first thing your wife will do when you get home is sleep and leave your dumbass with a kid that shits, pisses, vomits, and cries a lot.   :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: True story
Post by: michigancat on March 08, 2012, 04:30:41 PM
I wonder if anyone can guess what I'm thinking about the OP?
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 08, 2012, 04:34:34 PM
Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   :lol:

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

I mean, I don't even.

One of you other dads tell this guy how stupid he is.  You're going to take a hot mouthful of vomit to the face in the first couple of days.

You guys are way off base here.  Think about it, what kind of woman would let her husband name a white girl something like Lillian Martavius Emo EMAW?  The same kind that would let him off the hook for all that nasty crap. 
Title: Re: True story
Post by: OK_Cat on March 08, 2012, 04:35:28 PM
can't wait for the "true story, got divorced" thread that is sure to come  :lol:
Title: Re: True story
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 08, 2012, 04:38:41 PM
can't wait for the "true story, got divorced" thread that is sure to come  :lol:

With full custody, right?  Right!
Title: Re: True story
Post by: CNS on March 08, 2012, 04:41:36 PM
can't wait for the "true story, got divorced" thread that is sure to come  :lol:

With full custody, right?  Right!

Full custody = full diaper duty.