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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Basketball is hard => Topic started by: JKEYS on March 07, 2012, 03:59:36 PM
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...coworker had a stuffed bear in her office. Reminded me of Baylor, so I threw it in a drawer (very agressive throw btw) and :shakesfist: as I walked out. Nobody saw, but if they did...oh man.
Ready to yell/boo my face off tomorrow at Sprint Center. What are you doing to get angried up???
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Does passive/aggressive anger count as real anger?
If not, :dubious:
If so, :emawkid:
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I looked at a facebook friends page who went to Baylor. I considered posting something....but instead I made Scott Drew comments in my status.
He'll see them.
He'll see them.
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Saw a Baylor grad coworker had a baylor business card holder on his desk acting like he's big crap and making everyone look at it if they go into his office. When he went to the restroom I dumped his trash can into his messenger bag and drew a dong on the picture of his wife with a sharpie.
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I'm setting Teddy Grahams on a bench and smashing them with a hammer.
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Also a beautiful set of hairy balls.
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I just sexed up a JOCO Baylor attorneys daughter. Get this: I didn't even enjoy it, I did it out of spite!
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I'm biting the heads of gummie bears and slamming the bodies into the trash
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I saw someone with a Baylor license plate (in Manhattan?!!? the day before the big game!?!?! WHAT AN IDIOT!!). Anyways, that scene in "No Country For Old Men" where he puts the rag in the gas tank, lights in on fire, walks away all calm-like and then it blows up behind him? That's what I did. Except instead of walking away all calm-like, I ran away flailing my arms and screaming like a little girl.
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I'm biting the heads of gummie bears and slamming the bodies into the trash
That's hardcore.
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I'm filing a lawsuit against Kenn Starr on the charge that he's a rough rider and a shithead.
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Also a beautiful set of hairy balls.
Was wondering if that was also included. The picture is coming together...
...also, co-worker whose bear dissapeared wondered aloud where her bear was. I said "that's right b**ch!" loud enough that if someone were standing nearby they definately would have heard it. Then popped my collar and smirked as I stood nearby watching her search in vain for the bear. Feels good.
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Last night I climbed to the top of the baptist church by my house and DANCED ALL OVER THE ROOF.
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as i was making my commute this morning i saw a couple women, maybe early 50s, walking into a baptist church. i rolled down my window and yelled, "hey eff you, you old bitches."
totally forgot to make it baylor related. :embarrassed:
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Had a Baptist preacher/father/padre type come to my door(they often do in my town) to invite me to this sunday's services. I told him "No!" and slammed the door. Didn't even give him the courtesy of my normal lie in telling him that I am a Methodist(or some other crap) but "Thank you anyway".
Eat my door!
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Saw a guy with a baylor shirt walking ahead of me on the sidewalk. Got up into his face and told him to get the eff out of my face.
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I tripped a kid walking on campus by cardwell wearing an RG III jersey :chainsaw:
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I tripped a kid walking on campus by cardwell wearing an RG III jersey :chainsaw:
My favorite one yet. Extra points because guy doesn't know if you are :emawkid: or :opcat:
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I told my close friend Scott Pioli told me he was thinking about moving up in the draft to get RGIII. I told him that if he did that, I would have to kill him, and then blow up Arrowhead Stadium.
You're welcome, guys.
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Saw a Baylor fan over at the Westin. He was getting on the elevator I was getting off. Stopped and held the doors. Let him get on, then as I was getting off I did an arm sweep down all of the buttons. Have fun stopping at every floor, churchie!
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boom lsoc
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Yesterday I told the Baylor fan in the office the company was providing lunch today.
They weren't. :lol:
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...coworker had a stuffed bear in her office. Reminded me of Baylor, so I threw it in a drawer (very agressive throw btw) and :shakesfist: as I walked out. Nobody saw, but if they did...oh man.
Ready to yell/boo my face off tomorrow at Sprint Center. What are you doing to get angried up???
You should have ripped the head off the stuffed bear, and left the head on her desk.
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boom lsoc
Was in line at the Starbucks over at the Sheraton f/k/a the Hyatt. Overheard a couple of elderly Baylor fans talking about the pastries in the case. There was only one banana nut muffin left. You can see where this is going, the older lady decided she wanted the muffin and said it outloud. Of course, I took a really long time ordering my iced americano then leaned over the case and took a REALLY long time to announce I would have the banana nut muffin. Took one bite, dropped it in the trash, grabbed a splenda and strutted right past their old/religious faces.
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I just sexed up a JOCO Baylor attorneys daughter. Get this: I didn't even enjoy it, I did it out of spite!
You're a monster!
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i can't find a baylor fan to anger-up on guys :frown:
back to the drawing board
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Mrs. CF3: "Who do the Cats play tomorrow again? I can't remember."
CF3: "Baylor"
Mrs. CF3: "Oh, they're ok right, you don't hate them do you?"
CF3: "I DO SO HATE THEM! ARE YOU ON DRUGS? I'VE ALWAYS HATED BAYLOR FOR MY WHOLE LIFE!"
Mrs. CF3: "Geez, calm down, sorry."
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just called up the baptist church of my youth. i yelled at the secretary in a really mean way. told her to rescind my baptism and crap. said blame it on scott drew and baylor u. as long as they are baptist - i sure as hell am not. emaw. :bball:
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Someone offered me a Dr. Pepper and I was like "No thanks". Then as he was leaving I called him an "ugly ass hill billy". He just kept on walking. Didn't want no piece of this.
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just called up the baptist church of my youth. i yelled at the secretary in a really mean way. told her to rescind my baptism and crap. said blame it on scott drew and baylor u. as long as they are baptist - i sure as hell am not. emaw. :bball:
Can confirm J-Dub left the Baptist church around the time he became serious about EMAW. I assume Baylor was the primary factor in said decision.
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After I walked out of Bluestem this morning, I noticed that the car parked behind me had a Baylor license plate on it and the windows down. I tossed my drink into the car, turned around and went back to get another drink.
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Went to the dog park last night. I saw this husky type dog and it reminded me of a bear so I rough ridin' punted it into the pond. I figure I'm covered if we play UConn in the tourney.
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I usually make fun of my Baylor cousin for being a closet homosexual.
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Squeezed out a gigantic crap (on the clock) and named it Scott Drew. As it flushed away I spit into the vortex.
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guy at work mentioned that he saw some bears on vacation recently. not sure if he is a baylor fan, but i didn't want to chance it, this close to the game and all.
so i asked him if he wanted to go to lunch, and then never spoke of it again after that moment. totally left him hanging. rough ridin' pussy.
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Saw a guy in a Baylor shirt and I got in his face and said, "what the shazbot! is Baylor, is it a place?", then walked away like a boss. :gocho:
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Haven't seen a Baylor fan lately. But I did punch a Baptist last night.
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Made the only Baptist I know chug a beer AND LIKE IT!
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Just called pizza hut and ordered 20 pepperoni pizzas to be delivered to the guy I work with's office. No biggy....except I special requested the pepperoni's on each pizza to be arranged like huge boners!
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My roommate loves snacking on Teddy Grahams. Normally I just give him a hard time because he eats like a child, but this morning was different...
I knocked his box of Teddy Grahams off of the counter, spilling them all over the floor. I then called him a rough ridin' pussy and watched as he picked them up one by one and put them back in the box to eat another day.
This hasn't actually happened yet, but I look forward to doing it this evening.
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I raped my neighbors dog...but i imagined it was scott drew.
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I raped my neighbors dog...but i imagined it was scott drew.
Of course, Fuktard.
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Asked the only baptist I know: Me-"How was last sundays' service?" :rolleyes:
Baptist-"Oh it was wondarfllll.."
Me- "GTFOOMF you fat face bible beatin' queer, stoopid!" :facemoosh:
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Baylor fan at work sent an office wide email and ended it with "Go Bears"
I replied back and said "Bears Suck!!!"
best part? - I hit reply all :gocho:
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Saw a Baylor fan at Hyvee today. I walked up to him and said "good luck in the game tomorrow" and then I walked away and whispered "not" so quietly that only I could hear it. He had no idea. :thumbs:
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So today this Baylor fan was walking really slow in front of me and I ended up pushing her over from behind (she never saw it coming, lol) and then some random Baylor dude freaked out and tried helping her up and I pushed him over too (lol). Then I bent over and held out both my hands like I was helping them up, but it was a fake-out and I ran my hands through my hair instead.
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i have a friend who has a five year old named taylor. anyway, today i asked her what her name was and she said taylor but i pretended like she said baylor and pushed her down on the ground really hard.
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We only have one Baylor fan in the office, he's in quality assurance. Today I mapped his network drive and uploaded a bunch of mumped-up child porn under his name. Went to Buffalo Wild Wings and found a couple waitresses who were obviously still in high school and had them go to the cops and accuse him of raping them. A bit after lunch the Lenexa police came in and arrested him, beating him up a little bit while they did, saying he was resisting arrest while high-fiving each other (the 2 lead detectives were EMAWs and let all this slide). Everyone lined the hallways and threw leftover dips and pastries from the office lunch at him as he was dragged out in tears. Outside the door his wife and kids were waiting for him, saying, "we can't believe you would do this, oh my god, waaaaa," and crying like crazy and throwing rocks at him.
Then, and you won't believe this, some other random high school girl shows up and says, "he raped me, too!" I didn't recognize her. It turns out he was actually molesting kids the entire time! Oh man it was so rough ridin' hilarious. :lol:
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According to local baptist pastors, Liberty U is far superior. Baylor not even good at being baptist.
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We only have one Baylor fan in the office, he's in quality assurance. Today I mapped his network drive and uploaded a bunch of mumped-up child porn under his name. Went to Buffalo Wild Wings and found a couple waitresses who were obviously still in high school and had them go to the cops and accuse him of raping them. A bit after lunch the Lenexa police came in and arrested him, beating him up a little bit while they did, saying he was resisting arrest while high-fiving each other (the 2 lead detectives were EMAWs and let all this slide). Everyone lined the hallways and threw leftover dips and pastries from the office lunch at him as he was dragged out in tears. Outside the door his wife and kids were waiting for him, saying, "we can't believe you would do this, oh my god, waaaaa," and crying like crazy and throwing rocks at him.
Then, and you won't believe this, some other random high school girl shows up and says, "he raped me, too!" I didn't recognize her. It turns out he was actually molesting kids the entire time! Oh man it was so rough ridin' hilarious. :lol:
This was a great story. Did anyone get video?
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i was at the gym y-day doing the hip sled. Some dude wearing a gawdy green Baylor shirt came up and asked me how many more sets i had.
I wiped the sweat from my brow, then proceeded to kick him in the stomach and give him a Stone Cold Stunner. Then told him i was all done as i flashed him my Kstate is #1 hand sign
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My wife's sister is a Baylor grad and we were over at her house tonight for dinner. Anyway, I went over to her and pointed at her shirt like there was something on it and when she looked down, I flicked the living crap out of her nose and made it bleed. My wife was really mad, but I texted my buddies about it and they loved it.
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Guys, I was watching last week's episode of The Soup on the DVR, and I didn't laugh as hard as I normally do at Joel McHale's jokes. I think it's because I am feeling so angry to get ready for the KSU Cats basket game.
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I wasn't angry about this game because I usually just feel sorry for Baylor, what with their basketball players murdering each other and Scott drew being all Scott-Drewy, but then I was talking to a co-worker who went to Baylor, and she told me that she was nervous because "if Baylor didn't win the big 12 tournament, they probably wouldn't make the NCAA tournament."
Now I am quite angry. And pak'd after drinking rum out of ziplock bags in the sprint center bathrooms.
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I'm playing with matches and lighters out in the woodsy area, just to piss off Smokey... I shall now start a fire. No..? :dunno:
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Mrs. KK was at a conference and lo and behold there is a Baylor button down there. So of course she gets the whole table to do the WC claw to Immigrant Song and heckles him with: "You guys are one finger short of emawsome."
True story.
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Took a crap on the hood/windshield of the Westlink Community Baptist Church's van.
FYI: I ate ham and beans for lunch and Dillons Chinese food for dinner and washed it down with 12 cans of Schlitz yesterday.
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Now I am quite angry. And pak'd after drinking rum out of ziplock bags in the sprint center bathrooms.
You should post more.
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just made my three year old put on a bear costume and the wife and i have spent the last ten minutes throwing stuff at him. hit him pretty good in the ear with some kind of metal cross that we had hanging on the kitchen wall. now he's not allowed on the carpet because it's bleeding pretty good and we don't want it to stain anything. :lol:
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I sent anthrax to the baylor cousin. Told the EMAW wife to go to her mother's for a couple weeks until things die down.
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Took a crap on the hood/windshield of the Westlink Community Baptist Church's van.
FYI: I ate ham and beans for lunch and Dillons Chinese food for dinner and washed it down with 12 cans of Schlitz yesterday.
So all of it pretty well just ran off of the hood onto the ground.
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Took a crap on the hood/windshield of the Westlink Community Baptist Church's van.
FYI: I ate ham and beans for lunch and Dillons Chinese food for dinner and washed it down with 12 cans of Schlitz yesterday.
So all of it pretty well just ran off of the hood onto the ground.
Some did, some didn't (the chow mien must have acted like a coagulant by the looks of it) ... the van looked like they had drove down a dirt road in Oklahoma after a rain, hopefully it permanently stained the paint job.
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I'm playing with matches and lighters out in the woodsy area, just to piss off Smokey... I shall now start a fire. No..? :dunno:
Weird, on the way to work I saw what looked to be the start of a small forest fire. I chose NOT to prevent it.
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My brother is super churchy. Anywho he is getting married this summer, and we were discussing wedding stuff when the fact that they were getting married in a baptist church came up. He proceeded to inform me that he was baptist and had been for quite some time. Who knew :dunno:
Anyways after hearing that I got up from my purple swede couch and went into the kitchen where i got his chocolate teddy grahams (brother's favorite). I proceeded to dump them out onto the carpet in front of him. When he asked me what I was thinking, I told him I was fixing his mistake. After emptying the box he got up as if he was going to pick them up. I proceeded to pull out my K-state velcro wallet (Got it when I was 12 and still use it) and wallet chain and whipped the eff out of his face. He remained in his seat. I then went back into the kitchen and got out a gallon of milk. I came back and emptied the milk all over the bears and stood over them as they disintegrated into nothingness.
at this point my brother was almost to tears. To complete the cycle I wallet whipped him once more and said he has to find another best man. Then as I leave I looked at him in the eyes and said "I hate Baylor". Turns out he went to some school named Southwest Baptist University, never even went to Baylor. Oh well, no crying over spilled milk.
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So my sister has this pit bull and his name is Baylor. I went out there last night with a blow torch and a carpet knife, ready to set his world on bloody fire. Then I looked at this adorable mug and changed his middle name to sucks. :blush: