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Title: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 12:45:59 PM
Most of you know that The Chamber is about to officially be off The Market.  Well, we discussed this at a board meeting and goEMAW has decided to be the official sponsor of the Colin Klein bachelor party (pak).
 
This is pretty big and exciting news because everyone knows we know how to throw a pak - whether it is for flip flops or on a bus.  Please post your ideas for the CKBP.  It will likely be in Manhattan, and will likely involve an ice cream cake.

Here is looking forward to sending The Chamber out with an awesome evening with America's favorite bbs crew!
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 12:46:33 PM
Also, we will be inviting Sams to MC the evening.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: wes mantooth on March 02, 2012, 12:49:33 PM
Also, we will be inviting Sams to MC the evening.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: AbeFroman on March 02, 2012, 12:50:51 PM
EMAPE will supply the female entertainment
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 12:59:08 PM
First things first.  We need a date.  I am thinking late summer.  We can take out BSAC's yacht ("Closing Argument") on Tuttle, dock at muscle beach and catch some sun.  Need to do it before August practices start. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2012, 01:13:07 PM
Preliminary Itenary

11am- Arrive a City Park
11:15- Hit up water park and slide
12:30pm- Leave and catch lunch at Hibatchi Hut
1:15- Dessert at Cold Stone
2-Afternoon of Fishing at Rocky Ford
4- Take picture with 60lb cat CK catches
5:30- Dinner at Little Grill
7pm- Take "Closing Argument" out for a sunset cruise on tuttle
9:30pm- Drop CK off
9:31- Drive to KC to catch 1am redeye to vegas.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 01:14:23 PM
Preliminary Itenary

11am- Arrive a City Park
11:15- Hit up water park and slide
12:30pm- Leave and catch lunch at Hibatchi Hut
1:15- Dessert at Cold Stone
2-Afternoon of Fishing at Rocky Ford
4- Take picture with 60lb cat CK catches
5:30- Dinner at Little Grill
7pm- Take "Closing Argument" out for a sunset cruise on tuttle
9:30pm- Drop CK off
9:31- Drive to KC to catch 1am redeye to vegas.

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 01:25:57 PM
Preliminary Itenary

11am- Arrive a City Park
11:15- Hit up water park and slide
12:30pm- Leave and catch lunch at Hibatchi Hut
1:15- Dessert at Cold Stone
2-Afternoon of Fishing at Rocky Ford
4- Take picture with 60lb cat CK catches
5:30- Dinner at Little Grill
7pm- Take "Closing Argument" out for a sunset cruise on tuttle
9:30pm- Drop CK off
9:31- Drive to KC to catch 1am redeye to vegas.

Off to a pretty great start here.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: MadCat on March 02, 2012, 02:11:27 PM
Do you go to Junc Town or Topeka for strippers these days?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 02:12:44 PM
Do you go to Junc Town or Topeka for strippers these days?

 :flush:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Bloodfart on March 02, 2012, 02:30:34 PM
Some kind of private trap shoot maybe.  Guns are fun.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 02:56:24 PM
Some kind of private trap shoot maybe.  Guns are fun.

Wildcat Creek thing out by lake?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 02, 2012, 02:59:16 PM
Frolf!
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
batting cages are always fun in a group.  can give someone the business when they whiff (in a non-mean way). 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2012, 03:00:46 PM
Some kind of private trap shoot maybe.  Guns are fun.

Wildcat Creek thing out by lake?

I scheduled plenty of time for fishing at Rocky ford so maybe we could fit it in before we start fishing. Updated itenary.


11am- Arrive a City Park
11:15- Hit up water park and slide
12:30pm- Leave and catch lunch at Hibatchi Hut
1:15- Dessert at Cold Stone
2- Skeet shooting at Wildcat Creek
3-Afternoon of Fishing at Rocky Ford
4- Take picture with 60lb cat CK catches
5:30- Dinner at Little Grill
7pm- Take "Closing Argument" out for a sunset cruise on tuttle
9:30pm- Drop CK off
9:31- Drive to KC to catch 1am redeye to vegas.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on March 02, 2012, 03:06:55 PM
Maybe make him one of those t-shirts that everyone signs.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 03:07:31 PM
Maybe make him one of those t-shirts that everyone signs.

this is a good idea.  also, he has to wear something embarrassing like a plastic ball and chain the entire day. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 03:08:06 PM
Maybe make him one of those t-shirts that everyone signs.

We will give him a goEMAW shirt.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 02, 2012, 03:16:35 PM
Maybe make him one of those t-shirts that everyone signs.

this is a good idea.  also, he has to wear something embarrassing like a plastic ball and chain the entire day.

 :lol: can you imagine?  :lol:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 03:23:26 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 03:24:41 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?

I'm ok with this as long as we still get cold stone
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 03:28:56 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?

I'm ok with this as long as we still get cold stone

I am going to get 2-3 of you to bike over there and grab cold stone so we can stay in the park and throw some washers.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 03:30:31 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?

I'm ok with this as long as we still get cold stone

I am going to get 2-3 of you to bike over there and grab cold stone so we can stay in the park and throw some washers.

everyone wants something different on their cold stone limestone.  you just want to max out park time so you can spend more of the day without a shirt on  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: OK_Cat on March 02, 2012, 03:35:16 PM
just for the record, i don't like bbq chips, so please someone bring a different flavor this time. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 03:38:52 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?

I'm ok with this as long as we still get cold stone

I am going to get 2-3 of you to bike over there and grab cold stone so we can stay in the park and throw some washers.

everyone wants something different on their cold stone limestone.  you just want to max out park time so you can spend more of the day without a shirt on  :rolleyes:

Uh, it's COLIN'S day so we worry about what he wants in his ice cream (butter brickle - butterfinger and oreo folded in) and the rest of us can have vanilla with m&m's. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: DQ12 on March 02, 2012, 03:41:06 PM
Would CK like to give a mandolin recital for his best buds?  I mean, we all get to appreciate his physical and charismatic traits, but IDK, he might like to mandolin some crap for us too.  Give him a chance to spread his wings, you know?  Think he would bring it on Closing Argument?

EDIT: Maybe we could get together K-State's string orchestra so that Collin can play with our institution's finest musicians.   I think he'd really like that.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 03:41:27 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?

I'm ok with this as long as we still get cold stone

I am going to get 2-3 of you to bike over there and grab cold stone so we can stay in the park and throw some washers.

everyone wants something different on their cold stone limestone.  you just want to max out park time so you can spend more of the day without a shirt on  :rolleyes:

Uh, it's COLIN'S day so we worry about what he wants in his ice cream (butter brickle - butterfinger and oreo folded in) and the rest of us can have vanilla with m&m's.

it's going to be melty (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FThemes%2Fchemical_light%2Fimages%2Fpost%2Fangry.gif&hash=f43feb67b9c4560171a52e07e26e214e65179218)
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 03:42:44 PM
First hiccup, I want to grill some burgers/brats for this maybe replace Hibachi Hut with grilling in the park?

I'm ok with this as long as we still get cold stone

I am going to get 2-3 of you to bike over there and grab cold stone so we can stay in the park and throw some washers.

everyone wants something different on their cold stone limestone.  you just want to max out park time so you can spend more of the day without a shirt on  :rolleyes:

Uh, it's COLIN'S day so we worry about what he wants in his ice cream (butter brickle - butterfinger and oreo folded in) and the rest of us can have vanilla with m&m's.

it's going to be melty (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FThemes%2Fchemical_light%2Fimages%2Fpost%2Fangry.gif&hash=f43feb67b9c4560171a52e07e26e214e65179218)

Ride faster.   :grrr:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2012, 03:45:53 PM
Would CK like to give a mandolin recital for his best buds?  I mean, we all get to appreciate his physical and charismatic traits, but IDK, he might like to mandolin some crap for us too.  Give him a chance to spread his wings, you know?  Think he would bring it on Closing Argument?

EDIT: Maybe we could get together K-State's string orchestra so that Collin can play with our institution's finest musicians.   I think he'd really like that.

I'm sure "Closing Argument" is big enough for the entire Orchesta....
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on March 02, 2012, 03:48:19 PM
You guys think we should invite Jamar?  You know he's going to make a huge deal out of wanting to "drink" and stuff. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on March 02, 2012, 03:50:31 PM
Also, can we rename the football board to "Collin Klein's Bachelor Party?"
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 03:52:37 PM
You guys think we should invite Jamar?  You know he's going to make a huge deal out of wanting to "drink" and stuff.

It's Colin's day, Pete.  He can decide I guess.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on March 02, 2012, 03:54:51 PM
Let's at least get opaque cups so that you can't tell what people are drinking. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on March 02, 2012, 03:57:12 PM
When is the wedding date? 

Maybe we should do this thing on the day of the Spring Game.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 02, 2012, 03:59:08 PM
Would CK like to give a mandolin recital for his best buds?  I mean, we all get to appreciate his physical and charismatic traits, but IDK, he might like to mandolin some crap for us too.  Give him a chance to spread his wings, you know?  Think he would bring it on Closing Argument?

EDIT: Maybe we could get together K-State's string orchestra so that Collin can play with our institution's finest musicians.   I think he'd really like that.

You don't play the mandolin with an orchestra  :dubious:

However, I will volunteer to bring my banjo. If any emaws have a guitar/stand up bass/fiddle please feel free to bring it along so we can "jam"
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: DQ12 on March 02, 2012, 04:01:06 PM
Come to find out, I have no idea what a mandolin is.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on March 02, 2012, 04:04:14 PM
Hey guys quick logistics question regarding wildcat creek and rocky ford.

My dad wont let me borrow his shotgun so I'm going to need to borrow someone else's if thats cool?

Also I have 4 fishing poles(2 with 60lb test) so if CK or anyone else doesnt have one they can borrow one of mine.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 02, 2012, 04:09:51 PM
Come to find out, I have no idea what a mandolin is.

I'm not sure if you are CK bachelor party material.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: DQ12 on March 02, 2012, 04:13:26 PM
Come to find out, I have no idea what a mandolin is.

I'm not sure if you are CK bachelor party material.
That's a pretty horrible thing of you to say.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 02, 2012, 04:17:49 PM
Come to find out, I have no idea what a mandolin is.

I'm not sure if you are CK bachelor party material.
That's a pretty horrible thing of you to say.

Brush up on your stringed instruments and I may reconsider.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ChiComCat on March 02, 2012, 06:34:55 PM
How far is the closest laser tag, putt-putt, and/or go-carts?  I mean, I wouldn't want to spend the whole bachelor party out there, but if its close enough to where we could spend a couple hours and not kill the whole day, that would be fun.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on March 02, 2012, 06:41:02 PM
This could potentially be a 2 day deal you guys.  We are so blessed with all MHK has to offer. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 07:50:15 PM
This could potentially be a 2 day deal you guys.  We are so blessed with all MHK has to offer.

It is going to have to be.  I just realized we will have to have a workout in the morning so move everything back 90 minutes.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 02, 2012, 09:36:01 PM
Hey tards. How the hell are we supposed to have fun at 11am without having coffee first? And when can I bust out my Tipman 5000 for some paintball?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 02, 2012, 09:43:21 PM
Hey tards. How the hell are we supposed to have fun at 11am without having coffee first? And when can I bust out my Tipman 5000 for some paintball?

I don't think Colin drinks the stuff.  Seems like a stimulant.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Stevesie60 on March 02, 2012, 09:47:19 PM
Oh, all of a sudden decaf isn't a thing?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Bloodfart on March 02, 2012, 09:51:21 PM
Hey tards. How the hell are we supposed to have fun at 11am without having coffee first? And when can I bust out my Tipman 5000 for some paintball?

Was wondering when someone was going to mention the awsomeness of paintballing.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on March 03, 2012, 10:02:43 AM
Guys, I think we are kinda leaving Shalin out of this.  I did some internet research and found some ideas.  Maybe we could EMAWGeddon to organize "Hen Night?"


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Looking for CLEAN Christian bachelor/bachelorette party ideas--if u dont have something nice to say, plz DONT.
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Christians are not supposed to have the kind of bachelor/bachelorette parties like we are accustomed to seeing. Thats why I was asking. I was trying to think of a fun "girls night" kind of activity (like a small road trip) and my fiancee was thinking of attending a sporting event with his friends or something. We are looking for something fun and clean.
5 years ago

I don't want it to include ANY of the suppposed traditionals of society...such as drunkeness, dirty games or nudity. Thanks for the great suggestions so far though :)
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You can have want is called an "Hen Night" its all the women getting together on the night the guys will go out. You can play games, do crafts, talk, etc...

Ideas
- Games like who knows the most about the couple, when they met, how the met, first date details, birthdays, special moments, etc... Have the bride answer questions about the groom and his famliy (will take a little planning and help from the groom) and for every one she gets wrong chew a piece of gum and see how big the blob gets....
- Crafts like a quilt (if you're good at them) a recipe book or card holders, something the couple can have that would last or be useful to them starting their life together, an advice book on common problems that they will encounter of the years of marriage, put together a famliy tree, or something that will having meaning and about the blending of the families together
- have a prayer circle, asking for blessings and a happy marriage, have each lady pray for something they wish God will bless the happy couple with...
- Cook a special lunch or dinner, everyone doing something to get the meal out there, maybe even before the guys go out and have the meal together with them...
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Thanks for the suggestions. I like the game idea and the prayer circle. I just want it to be fun and pple have this falso notion that nothing clean can be fun....thanks for the ideas. God Bless :)

Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ChiComCat on March 03, 2012, 10:07:50 AM
NO DIRTY CRAFTS IF WE DO CRAFTS
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 03, 2012, 11:15:26 AM
Separate thread for Shalin please.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: OlatheWildcat on March 03, 2012, 07:12:51 PM
SIAP but is there a date set for the pak/bachelor party?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Katpappy on March 03, 2012, 07:18:52 PM
Would CK like to give a mandolin recital for his best buds?  I mean, we all get to appreciate his physical and charismatic traits, but IDK, he might like to mandolin some crap for us too.  Give him a chance to spread his wings, you know?  Think he would bring it on Closing Argument?

EDIT: Maybe we could get together K-State's string orchestra so that Collin can play with our institution's finest musicians.   I think he'd really like that.

You don't play the mandolin with an orchestra  :dubious:

However, I will volunteer to bring my banjo. If any emaws have a guitar/stand up bass/fiddle please feel free to bring it along so we can "jam"
Deliverance?  :opcat: :ohno:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2012, 02:23:16 PM
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Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2012, 02:26:47 PM
yeah, was wondering when that would get out.  my initial reaction was, I bet there are a TON of unhappy marriages out there as a result of horny christians who couldn't wait. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2012, 02:30:55 PM
Yeah, I was shocked at first but who are we to judge?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2012, 02:33:30 PM
Yeah, I was shocked at first but who are we to judge?

oh absolutely.  I wish nothing but the best for the happy couple.  also, the great thing about a 3 week proposal is that if you are turned down you can move onto the next frustrated christian girl with minimal investment in the prior one. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on June 06, 2012, 02:35:54 PM
Yeah, I was shocked at first but who are we to judge?

oh absolutely.  I wish nothing but the best for the happy couple.  also, the great thing about a 3 week proposal is that if you are turned down you can move onto the next frustrated christian girl with minimal investment in the prior one.

THIS.  So rough ridin' smart of him.  But, that's what we have come to expect of this heady player, isn't it.

Also, do you think maybe he is so good partly because he doesn't ejaculate?  Food for thought...

Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
If I couldn't get in on until marriage when I was 20years old I wouldn't have waited 3 weeks.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2012, 02:38:27 PM
That's definitely something to think about Pete
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on June 06, 2012, 02:40:32 PM
Is the wedding before the season?  Oh eff...
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2012, 02:41:15 PM
Is the wedding before the season?  Oh eff...

I'm shocked they aren't married yet.  why get engaged after three weeks to have a year long engagement?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2012, 02:42:44 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2012, 02:42:46 PM
Is the wedding before the season?  Oh eff...

I'm shocked they aren't married yet.  why get engaged after three weeks to have a year long engagement?

Maybe god said to wait till after the season?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ben ji on June 06, 2012, 02:44:06 PM
Rumor has it CK and Omari were seen studying together in the library during finals. Weird part was there were no textbooks, just Omari making diagrams and yelling "Thats the spot! Right there!"
Title: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on June 06, 2012, 02:45:36 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."

Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: CNS on June 06, 2012, 02:46:10 PM
This kind of stuff absolutely blows my mind.  I mean, three weeks ago feels like yesterday when dealing with normal everyday mundane issues.  Three weeks of christian dating must really make time move slowly.

Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 06, 2012, 02:46:54 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.
Title: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on June 06, 2012, 02:50:21 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

LOL


Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on June 06, 2012, 02:51:01 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: slobber on June 06, 2012, 02:52:26 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.
It's posts like this that make idiot posers like me bow down before you. Well done.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 06, 2012, 02:58:04 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

so simple, yet brilliant.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 06, 2012, 02:58:33 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."

Maybe he will say "blessed white girl" though.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: DQ12 on June 06, 2012, 08:04:42 PM
What a poetic romance. Sometimes when you know, you just know, guys. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: chunkles on June 06, 2012, 08:13:24 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

so simple, yet brilliant.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Katpappy on June 06, 2012, 09:45:54 PM
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

so simple, yet brilliant.
:thumbs: excuse me...  :lol:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ELL3 on July 20, 2012, 06:59:46 PM
Tomorrow is the big day
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: puniraptor on July 20, 2012, 07:08:12 PM
Tomorrow is the big day

This is why we were picked 6th.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2012, 07:13:26 PM
probably has a boner this very second.  congrats CK!
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on July 20, 2012, 07:13:46 PM
Tomorrow is the big day

This is why we were picked 6th.

Yep.  He's going to have the best 37 seconds of his life, and then it will all go to hell.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2012, 07:18:16 PM
Where are they registered?  We should get something
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on July 20, 2012, 08:20:56 PM
If he gets a wedding gift from someone who qualifies as a "donor," is it a violation?   :ohno:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Cire on July 20, 2012, 08:24:50 PM
Nah
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2012, 08:25:27 PM
If he gets a wedding gift from someone who qualifies as a "donor," is it a violation?   :ohno:

Kind of a waste of a violation imo. 
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on July 20, 2012, 08:26:09 PM
If he gets a wedding gift from someone who qualifies as a "donor," is it a violation?   :ohno:

Kind of a waste of a violation imo.

Agreed. But, if you were going to give a guy money, this is the way to do it, right?
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: steve dave on July 20, 2012, 08:26:36 PM
If he gets a wedding gift from someone who qualifies as a "donor," is it a violation?   :ohno:

Kind of a waste of a violation imo.

Agreed. But, if you were going to give a guy money, this is the way to do it, right?

like, just hand it to him?  yeah, pretty good.  That's what I usually do.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Pete on July 20, 2012, 08:58:11 PM
If he gets a wedding gift from someone who qualifies as a "donor," is it a violation?   :ohno:

Kind of a waste of a violation imo.

Agreed. But, if you were going to give a guy money, this is the way to do it, right?

Well, in one of those cards that are sort of shaped like money.  Class it up.
like, just hand it to him?  yeah, pretty good.  That's what I usually do.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 20, 2012, 09:13:48 PM
I am going to slip Shalin a $5 during the dollar dance.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 06, 2012, 04:38:59 PM
Quote
Two days before he showed up in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days, Klein got married to longtime girlfriend Shalin Spani, the daughter of K-State legend and College Football Hall of Famer Gary Spani.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-08-06/collin-klein-kansas-state-quarterback-bill-snyder-landry-jones-geno-smith

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 06, 2012, 04:45:52 PM
Quote
Two days before he showed up in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days, Klein got married to longtime girlfriend Shalin Spani, the daughter of K-State legend and College Football Hall of Famer Gary Spani.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-08-06/collin-klein-kansas-state-quarterback-bill-snyder-landry-jones-geno-smith

 :dunno:

Colin is pretty adorable.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Katpappy on August 06, 2012, 10:25:35 PM
Quote
Two days before he showed up in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days, Klein got married to longtime girlfriend Shalin Spani, the daughter of K-State legend and College Football Hall of Famer Gary Spani.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-08-06/collin-klein-kansas-state-quarterback-bill-snyder-landry-jones-geno-smith

 :dunno:

Colin is pretty adorable.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Lucas Scoopsalot on August 06, 2012, 10:55:58 PM
He is definitely going to be played so much better because he will be getting laid all the time!
Title: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: puniraptor on August 06, 2012, 10:58:58 PM
Saw the new mrs at BBB yesterday stocking up on domestic equipment. Let's just say he's not going to have to worry about his stuff not being in baskets or on racks any more.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Katpappy on August 06, 2012, 10:59:12 PM
He is definitely going to be played play so much better because he will be getting laid all the time!
FYP  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: ChiComCat on August 07, 2012, 12:27:34 AM
Quote
Two days before he showed up in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days, Klein got married to longtime girlfriend Shalin Spani, the daughter of K-State legend and College Football Hall of Famer Gary Spani.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-08-06/collin-klein-kansas-state-quarterback-bill-snyder-landry-jones-geno-smith

 :dunno:

Love CK.  Pretty stupid to call our offense explosive though.  Effective is probably the more fair statement
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: felix rex on August 07, 2012, 03:34:15 AM
Quote
Two days before he showed up in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days, Klein got married to longtime girlfriend Shalin Spani, the daughter of K-State legend and College Football Hall of Famer Gary Spani.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-08-06/collin-klein-kansas-state-quarterback-bill-snyder-landry-jones-geno-smith

 :dunno:

Love CK.  Pretty stupid to call our offense explosive though.  Effective is probably the more fair statement

Yeah. If Oregon is like being killed by a ninja or lighting or something, our offense is more like death via hypothermia or maybe a carbon dioxide leak in the bathroom where your family just finds you dead in the tub the next morning.
Title: Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
Post by: Katpappy on August 07, 2012, 07:43:55 AM
Quote
Two days before he showed up in Dallas for the Big 12 Media Days, Klein got married to longtime girlfriend Shalin Spani, the daughter of K-State legend and College Football Hall of Famer Gary Spani.

http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2012-08-06/collin-klein-kansas-state-quarterback-bill-snyder-landry-jones-geno-smith

 :dunno:

Love CK.  Pretty stupid to call our offense explosive though.  Effective is probably the more fair statement

Yeah. If Oregon is like being killed by a ninja or lighting or something, our offense is more like death via hypothermia or maybe a carbon dioxide leak in the bathroom where your family just finds you dead in the tub the next morning.
:grin: