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Title: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Winters on February 06, 2012, 08:56:09 PM
Thoughts?/ and or/ Stories?

Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: nicname on February 06, 2012, 09:55:32 PM
Fought my Dad once. Horrible feeling.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 10:25:51 AM
Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time.  Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted.  One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother.  Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt.  I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!" 
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: felix rex on February 07, 2012, 10:45:26 AM
My in-laws fight all the time. Annoying as hell. I just don't get it.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 07, 2012, 10:48:19 AM
Younger brother would throw his nintendo controller at me upon losing whatever game we were playing. I'd chase him down and punch him in his back (I liked the sound that made) and he'd scream, then i'd get in troubs.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on February 07, 2012, 10:51:23 AM
Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time.  Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted.  One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother.  Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt.  I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!" 

you know the family is classy when the four year old is dropping f bombs on a younger sibling.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: felix rex on February 07, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
I once threw a hay bale at my brother and knocked him off the truck. But we were in the barn, so it was a soft landing. Plus, he was really being a dick about who's turn it was to stack.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 10:52:56 AM
Oh yeah and Saturday mornings growing up were always a battle.  Back then cartoons were worth watching.  

We liked the same toons for the most part but there always came a point when someone wanted to watch a different show.  One time middle brother got so pissed at me and oldest brother that he grabbed an armfull of forks and started throwing them at us as we ran around the house.  He got so pissed he yelled at us "I'll fork your balls!"  Oldest brother about fell over laughing and I was scared shitless.

We were 8, 10, and 12 in this story.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 10:55:00 AM
Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time.  Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted.  One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother.  Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt.  I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!" 

you know the family is classy when the four year old is dropping f bombs on a younger sibling.

He is 4 yrs older than me.  He was a senior in highschool and I was in 8th grade.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: ben ji on February 07, 2012, 11:03:25 AM
My friends and I did all sorts of terrible things to my little brother growing up, not exactly fighting but I figure it should go here.

*Placing a 2x4 across his shoulders, duct taping hands to it and then duct taping him to a tree in the backyard to create a makeshift crucifiction.

*Tying him to a tree in the front yard and pretending to drive away. Drove around the block and found an old lady cutting him loose(Kinda feel bad about this one)

*Multiple swirlies given by friend after little bro secretly replaced his water with straight vodka

Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: TheHamburglar on February 07, 2012, 11:40:13 AM
Fought my Dad once. Horrible feeling.

When I was 16 I kicked my dad in the shin as hard as a could wearing old, clumpy doc martins.  I was on the 4th step from the bottom of the stairs looking up at him.  Next thing I knew I was flat on my back at the bottom of the stairs.  He calmly walked down, bent over, dug a finger into my chest and said "If you ever do that again I will take you in the back yard and kick your ass".  There was a girl on the couch in the basement watching with a deer in the headlights look.  My mom was sitting around the corner at the stop of the steps.  I walked up and asked her if she heard what happened.  Her response was, "If it were up to me he would have kicked your ass this time and not given you a warning."  Funny thing is we weren't even arguing, we were joking around when he said something that for some reason made me kick him.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 07, 2012, 11:50:23 AM
I once threw a hay bale at my brother and knocked him off the truck. But we were in the barn, so it was a soft landing. Plus, he was really being a dick about who's turn it was to stack.
  :lol: Hayseed  :lol:
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 12:21:57 PM
Watched my oldest brother challenge Dad one night. :facepalm:  Big bro was 18 and came home after curfew again.  Dad was in his face :nono: and bro threw a big haymaker, Dad ducked it  :horrorsurprise: and came back with a nasty combo that sent brother straight to the ground.   :shakesfist:  He then stood over him and told him "it takes alot more than what you have"  :dubious:

 Dad had some crazy strength that came natural to him, or so I thought.
 I remember when he was 45 I asked him how he kept his arms in shape.  He then did a handstand against the nearest wall (he weighed 230) and pumped out 50 vertical pushups.  He said he did this every morning before he woke us up for school.  

I decided I was never going to challenge the old man.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: felix rex on February 07, 2012, 12:23:31 PM
I once threw a hay bale at my brother and knocked him off the truck. But we were in the barn, so it was a soft landing. Plus, he was really being a dick about who's turn it was to stack.
  :lol: Hayseed  :lol:

Got so mad, I swallowed half my Red Seal. Was sick to my stomach the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: kitten_mittons on February 07, 2012, 12:33:10 PM
Watched my oldest brother challenge Dad one night. :facepalm:  Big bro was 18 and came home after curfew again.  Dad was in his face :nono: and bro threw a big haymaker, Dad ducked it  :horrorsurprise: and came back with a nasty combo that sent brother straight to the ground.   :shakesfist:  He then stood over him and told him "it takes alot more than what you have"  :dubious:

 Dad had some crazy strength that came natural to him, or so I thought.
 I remember when he was 45 I asked him how he kept his arms in shape.  He then did a handstand against the nearest wall (he weighed 230) and pumped out 50 vertical pushups.  He said he did this every morning before he woke us up for school.  

I decided I was never going to challenge the old man.
Freaky old man strength.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Brock Landers on February 07, 2012, 12:33:45 PM
This thread has fantastic potential.    :popcorn:
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: HeinBallz on February 07, 2012, 12:48:54 PM
You guys all seem really red-necky / bad person-ish.  I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at anyone I love - nor did my Dad ever physically beat me beyond a spanking for when I wrote "eff You" on my desk at school then lied to my parents about it when I was in the 3rd grade.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 07, 2012, 12:51:28 PM
My dad and my bro use to kick my ass a lot when I was little. It's kinda funny now though, cause I can easily kick both of their asses. Threw my bro down at the Nebraska game 3 years ago. We we're super pak'd, so I don't know if it counts.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 07, 2012, 12:55:52 PM
Bottle rocket fights with my big bro.  I was a pretty good shot.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: AppleJack on February 07, 2012, 12:57:26 PM
Cannot wait until I get my old man strength for softball purposes.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 12:57:48 PM
Most of the bad fights happened when we were in highschool.  

One time oldest brother was driving and middle brother punched him in the face.  Oldest brother yells "i'm gonna jerk this mother efffer into the nearest bridge!"  :angry:   Meanwhile I am in the back seat praying for a peacefull ending.  :pray:  Middle bro freaks out and starts crying  :bawl: saying "no you won't no you won't."  Oldest brother says "you never punch the driver you dumbshit."  
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 07, 2012, 12:57:58 PM
Bottle rocket fights with my big bro.  I was a pretty good shot.
Those we're the best. I always liked to sneak in a roman candle on retreats.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 01:05:56 PM
Cannot wait until I get my old man strength for softball purposed.

I think it has something to do with blood pressure.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: felix rex on February 07, 2012, 01:07:28 PM
Bottle rocket fights with my big bro.  I was a pretty good shot.

Man, I never got to do this. We never got good crap on the 4th. Whippersnappers were not the same.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 01:17:49 PM
You guys all seem really red-necky / bad person-ish. I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at anyone I love - nor did my Dad ever physically beat me beyond a spanking for when I wrote "eff You" on my desk at school then lied to my parents about it when I was in the 3rd grade.

That story I told was the only time Dad ever punched any of us.  I think all the fighting we did was more about being competitive more than anything.  You know "sibling rivalry."  If you have to hate some one before you can punch them you are holding it in too much.   :dunno:

Edit- This is for people who are still in college or younger.  I haven't thrown a punch since then.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Branson Bound on February 07, 2012, 01:28:35 PM
Bottle rocket fights with my big bro.  I was a pretty good shot.

Man, I never got to do this. We never got good crap on the 4th. Whippersnappers were not the same.

 :horrorsurprise: That was always the best part of the 4th. Please tell me you at least had BB gun fights with your brothers.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: wes mantooth on February 07, 2012, 01:33:07 PM
Watched my oldest brother challenge Dad one night. :facepalm:  Big bro was 18 and came home after curfew again.  Dad was in his face :nono: and bro threw a big haymaker, Dad ducked it  :horrorsurprise: and came back with a nasty combo that sent brother straight to the ground.   :shakesfist:  He then stood over him and told him "it takes alot more than what you have"  :dubious:

 Dad had some crazy strength that came natural to him, or so I thought.
 I remember when he was 45 I asked him how he kept his arms in shape.  He then did a handstand against the nearest wall (he weighed 230) and pumped out 50 vertical pushups.  He said he did this every morning before he woke us up for school.  

I decided I was never going to challenge the old man.

my dad would severly eff your dad's world up
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 02:16:56 PM
my dad would severly eff your dad's world up

 :horrorsurprise: Oh maann, ohhh you you oh  :comehere:
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: michigancat on February 07, 2012, 02:19:24 PM
You guys all seem really red-necky / bad person-ish.  I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at anyone I love - nor did my Dad ever physically beat me beyond a spanking for when I wrote "eff You" on my desk at school then lied to my parents about it when I was in the 3rd grade.

I've never thrown a punch at anyone. :dunno:

I thought this thread was going to be about silly arguments and spats, not fistfights or brawls. Sheesh.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 07, 2012, 02:23:55 PM
The bottle rocket fights were not done in malice/anger.  In fact, they brought us closer together.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 02:52:01 PM
I don't think the fighting was such a big deal.  I mean we all get along famously now.  We get together every chance we get. Every single holiday and plan events so we can see each other more often.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: HELLHAMMER on February 07, 2012, 03:03:22 PM
I kicked my aunt in the taint back in '79, didn't know that is was wrong at the time.  5 years later she had twins, makes you wonder.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: CNS on February 07, 2012, 04:13:20 PM
I kicked my aunt in the taint back in '79, didn't know that is was wrong at the time.  5 years later she had twins, makes you wonder.

Someone should do a study on this. 
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 07, 2012, 08:03:36 PM
I'm trying to think of another story, I know there are more.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: powercatmiller on February 07, 2012, 09:43:43 PM
When I was 15 my mom pissed me off and I called her a bitch, she leg whipped me and shoved her foot into my throat and smiled at me. Never mouthed off to her again, at the next christmas the story was being told by my little sister and my uncle started busting up and said I tought her that. Evidently when he was in high school he was a state champion wrestler and tought my mom how to protect herself.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: HeinBallz on February 07, 2012, 11:42:29 PM
You guys all seem really red-necky / bad person-ish. I don't think I've ever thrown a punch at anyone I love - nor did my Dad ever physically beat me beyond a spanking for when I wrote "eff You" on my desk at school then lied to my parents about it when I was in the 3rd grade.

That story I told was the only time Dad ever punched any of us.  I think all the fighting we did was more about being competitive more than anything.  You know "sibling rivalry."  If you have to hate some one before you can punch them you are holding it in too much.   :dunno:

Edit- This is for people who are still in college or younger.  I haven't thrown a punch since then.

You're starting to make me feel bad, so I'll say this in public so everyone knows I don't have much backbone when it comes to PI'n. 

You take me way too seriously.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Testy Westy on February 07, 2012, 11:50:21 PM
Fighting with brothers and dads? BFD.....you're not a man until your older sister beats you down with a metal spatula.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Kat Kid on February 08, 2012, 12:04:26 AM
Fought with my 2 older brothers all the time.  Lost every time unless I did a suprise attack and then bolted.  One time I kneecapped my 4 yr older brother.  Had my boots on and he dropped like he was really hurt.  I felt bad but as I ran for my life he yelled "you better effing not stop running!" 

you know the family is classy when the four year old is dropping f bombs on a younger sibling.

oh look at perfect parent rick daris!  "Myyyyy kid would never drop an F-bomb!"  You are worse than the commodores/sys.
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 08, 2012, 09:54:17 AM
I used to totally humiliate middle brother playing Madden on our Sega.  It was not out of the ordinary for me to catch a controller upside the head multiple times during a game. 

One time I was efffffing with him and let him win for 3 qaurters,  :jerk:  then did a devastating come back.  :rolleyes:  He got so pissed he took the controller and put it in his mouth   :curse: and crunched it.  Freaking broke the controller with one bite.  When I saw that I was like  :horrorsurprise: 

I didn't say a thing and he just walked out.

I was 12 and he was 14
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Testy Westy on February 08, 2012, 09:46:36 PM
paging jmlynch & waks....paging jmlynch & waks
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Bloodfart on February 10, 2012, 09:21:50 PM
Bump

Oldest brother used to wrestle me down and pin my shoulders down with his knees.  Then rip a fart in my face. and then hold me there till it dissipated.  Sometimes I could taste it in my mouth.  :barf: 
We also had a set of boxing gloves.  We would take turns sparring with eachother. :chainsaw: I could last for awhile with middle brother, but when I went at my oldest brother I just wound up with a huge headache.   :facepalm: He would just laugh at me while I just got destroyed time after time.  :frown:
Title: Re: Fighting Family Members (FFM)
Post by: Stevesie60 on February 10, 2012, 09:23:22 PM
I never really fought my family members, but one time I got grounded for something really stupid so when my friends asked me why I was grounded I told them it was because I pushed my sister down the stairs.