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Title: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: wetwillie on February 04, 2012, 01:27:48 PM
She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: puniraptor on February 04, 2012, 01:39:23 PM
LPGA soon you could be a stay at home dad.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Rams on February 04, 2012, 01:44:26 PM
She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?

Wednesdays is men's day at the club.  :gocho:
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: ChiComCat on February 04, 2012, 01:46:51 PM
Golf is frustrating as is.  Just be a real ass when you start to teach her something and get frustrated when she doesn't instantly drive it 200 yds
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: O-town Kat on February 04, 2012, 02:01:27 PM
Don't mind taking mine to the driving range. It made her determine pretty quickly that she wasn't going to pursue the game.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: wes mantooth on February 04, 2012, 02:02:20 PM
Tell her that her body is more fit for tennis.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: kim carnes on February 04, 2012, 03:57:51 PM
She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?

tell her you don't want to play with her.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: FP TC etc. on February 04, 2012, 04:27:45 PM
Do what O-town cat said. Take her to the driving range - she will find out she is awful and give up.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: CHONGS on February 04, 2012, 05:25:43 PM
She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?
tell her the truth dumbass
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: FP TC etc. on February 04, 2012, 06:56:30 PM
She says she wants to start playing. I'm in panic mode. How do you bros keep your golf time wife free?
tell her the truth dumbass

No, denied. Womenz hate the truth. I am 99% sure she will suck at it and hate it.

If not, tell her the truth I guess.  :D
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: steve dave on February 04, 2012, 09:00:46 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: michigancat on February 04, 2012, 09:24:25 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 04, 2012, 09:36:49 PM
I'd say let her golf while you sleep in. Golf seems stupid. JMO.
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Post by: Cire on February 04, 2012, 09:44:14 PM
Golf sucks
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on February 04, 2012, 10:39:11 PM
convince her her tits will get in the way.    If they aren't big enough, just get a new wife.
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Post by: wes mantooth on February 04, 2012, 10:47:35 PM
The guys that say golf sucks suck at golf.
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Post by: ew2x4 on February 04, 2012, 10:53:46 PM
convince her her tits will get in the way.    If they aren't big enough, just get a new wife.

Was going to post this exact thing.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: MakeItRain on February 05, 2012, 08:21:35 AM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.

I taught Mrs. MIR golf and in return she scheduled two golf outings on our elite honeymoon.  Also if your wife plays golf you can get away with buying her golfy things for some holidays.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: ChiComCat on February 05, 2012, 09:22:32 AM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.

I taught Mrs. MIR golf and in return she scheduled two golf outings on our elite honeymoon.  Also if your wife plays golf you can get away with buying her golfy things for some holidays.

This could be a huge perk.  I just don't see golf on vacations happening otherwise
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Pete on February 05, 2012, 12:08:44 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

He probably likes his golfing buddies.  Should he cuddle with them and have intercourse? :dunno:

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.  Our forefathers died to give us the right to play golf with our buddies and not with our wives.

 
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: michigancat on February 05, 2012, 12:12:14 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

He probably likes his golfing buddies.  Should he cuddle with them and have intercourse? :dunno:

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.  Our forefathers died to give us the right to play golf with our buddies and not with our wives.

 

The transitive property does not apply here. I don't golf, so maybe I just couldn't understand.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: MakeItRain on February 05, 2012, 12:22:29 PM
trying to teach mrs. dave to golf.  bought her clubs.  took her to the range a few times.  she's to the point that she makes contact with the ball most times.  she just enjoys being out there and we have a good time.  I would say you should try that.

Yeah, next time wetwillie should marry someone he likes.

He probably likes his golfing buddies.  Should he cuddle with them and have intercourse? :dunno:

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.  Our forefathers died to give us the right to play golf with our buddies and not with our wives.

 

His wife doesn't let him hang out with his friends & forces him to play golf with her :surprised:  Seems like the issues are far beyond a 63 yard worm burner from the reds.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 05, 2012, 02:48:48 PM
Join Wolf.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Pete on February 05, 2012, 03:18:11 PM
Join Wolf.

I'd kill a drifter...
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: MakeItRain on February 05, 2012, 03:39:28 PM
Join Wolf.
:confused:
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Skipper44 on February 06, 2012, 03:04:08 PM
Join Wolf.
:confused:
Dudez only golf club outside KC
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: MakeItRain on February 06, 2012, 04:34:24 PM
Join Wolf.
:confused:
Dudez only golf club outside KC

I literally can't think of one thing in this world I'd want to do and be exclusively surrounded by dudes
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 06, 2012, 04:45:57 PM
Join Wolf.
:confused:
Dudez only golf club outside KC

I literally can't think of one thing in this world I'd want to do and be exclusively surrounded by dudes

work.
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: MakeItRain on February 06, 2012, 04:49:29 PM
Join Wolf.
:confused:
Dudez only golf club outside KC

I literally can't think of one thing in this world I'd want to do and be exclusively surrounded by dudes

work.

point
Title: Re: Wife playing Golf?
Post by: powercatmiller on February 07, 2012, 09:52:16 PM
I take my wife golfing for three reasons.
1) I can actually beat her
2) Its a good way to spend time together and not do something stupid.
3) She likes to drive the cart, I can kick my feet up and enjoy a beer