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Title: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 30, 2011, 01:31:06 PM
My vote goes to SteveDave or Kleinstone. Who you got?
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Post by: Cire on December 30, 2011, 02:27:43 PM
tortuga
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Post by: OK_Cat on December 30, 2011, 02:32:09 PM
chum1
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Post by: CNS on December 30, 2011, 02:39:02 PM
Beems

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Post by: ben ji on December 30, 2011, 03:09:22 PM
ben ji
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Post by: CNS on December 30, 2011, 05:33:09 PM
ben ji

No way that guy gets the sigs needed to get on the ballot in time.

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Post by: puniraptor on December 30, 2011, 09:06:07 PM
_fan
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Post by: Bloodfart on December 30, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
sys or trim
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Post by: kim carnes on December 30, 2011, 11:12:34 PM
chum1
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Post by: wetwillie on December 31, 2011, 07:34:57 AM
I think dax might be the only one old enough to run for the job.
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Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2011, 08:47:49 AM
sys and trim are both great choices.
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Post by: michigancat on December 31, 2011, 10:18:57 AM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2011, 11:01:16 AM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.
This. When running for office you have to be likeable by the public eye. We can't just have candidates PI'ing potential voters at the podium.
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Post by: Trim on December 31, 2011, 11:11:09 AM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.
This. When running for office you have to be likeable by the public eye. We can't just have candidates PI'ing potential voters at the podium.

We PI* the other candidates, not voters,

*presidential intimidation
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on December 31, 2011, 11:35:49 AM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.
This. When running for office you have to be likeable by the public eye. We can't just have candidates PI'ing potential voters at the podium.

We PI* the other candidates, not voters,

*presidential intimidation
  :love:
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: the KHAN! on December 31, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
This malberry Squeezums is a real go getter.
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Post by: ben ji on January 02, 2012, 12:46:49 PM
I think dax might be the only one old enough to run for the job.

Ah crap, forgot about that.

I withdraw my name from the process.
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 02, 2012, 10:19:18 PM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.

Steve Dave is tool and not funny.  He's also mean, but only to Sugar Dick.

Sugar Dick chooses Cire with _33 as his running mate as the Manchurian ticket, then Sugar Dick will run against them with MichiganCat as running mate and win.  MichiganCat is the Joe Biden off this board, a loveable loser with no substance whatsoever.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: OK_Cat on January 03, 2012, 10:38:49 AM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.

Steve Dave is tool and not funny.  He's also mean, but only to Sugar Dick.

Sugar Dick chooses Cire with _33 as his running mate as the Manchurian ticket, then Sugar Dick will run against them with MichiganCat as running mate and win.  MichiganCat is the Joe Biden off this board, a loveable loser with no substance whatsoever.

cool story
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Post by: CNS on January 03, 2012, 10:59:59 AM
Nice try....Sugar Dick hasn't posted on this board for at least a year now. 

Disqualified. 
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Post by: bakerman on January 03, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
How has no one said anything about a Pete/Daris '12 ticket?

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Post by: jtksu on January 03, 2012, 11:54:42 AM
Would say Saul but I'm not sure if America is ready for a Jewish president.
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 03, 2012, 09:23:28 PM
sys and trim are terrible choices, because they are mean.

everyone loves steve dave, we are all his minions. We are all stevedaveobots.

Steve Dave is tool and not funny.  He's also mean, but only to Sugar Dick.

Sugar Dick chooses Cire with _33 as his running mate as the Manchurian ticket, then Sugar Dick will run against them with MichiganCat as running mate and win.  MichiganCat is the Joe Biden off this board, a loveable loser with no substance whatsoever.

cool story

Hey dork, cool it.  If you're extra good I'll save an appointment for you.  Perhaps you could photograph my stool or something else more important than you do right now.
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Post by: Winters on January 03, 2012, 09:29:37 PM
BSAC
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Post by: jtksu on January 03, 2012, 11:14:46 PM
I always thought of BSAC as more of a Karl Rove type.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: michigancat on January 03, 2012, 11:20:01 PM
Sugar Dick will run against them with MichiganCat as running mate and win.  MichiganCat is the Joe Biden off this board, a loveable loser with no substance whatsoever.

I'm pretty sure that's the nicest thing FSD has said about anyone on this board ever.  :blush:
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 04, 2012, 01:14:07 AM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: OK_Cat on January 04, 2012, 09:36:58 AM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?

you can't even make it work with ugly girls, how do you think you'll make it with "hott" ones?
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: CNS on January 04, 2012, 10:51:22 AM
Guys, OK_Cat is in a little bit of a zone today.

Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 04, 2012, 12:37:59 PM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?

you can't even make it work with ugly girls, how do you think you'll make it with "hott" ones?

Actually I have, many times Ok_meancat. She was a bit of a rebound from the girl I was pretty much living with before. Rebounds don't have too be hott. It's in the rule book.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: Trim on January 04, 2012, 01:07:15 PM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?

you can't even make it work with ugly girls, how do you think you'll make it with "hott" ones?

Actually I have, many times Ok_meancat. She was a bit of a rebound from the girl I was pretty much living with before. Rebounds don't have too be hott. It's in the rule book.

You better not have a twitter war about this post this afternoon and take away from cat hoops.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: OK_Cat on January 04, 2012, 01:08:19 PM
filly and her equally unattractive sister are going to have a heyday with that post, fanning.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 04, 2012, 01:11:09 PM
Meh, go cats! BTW Trim, I need the Pak head.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: Trim on January 04, 2012, 01:15:21 PM
Meh, go cats! BTW Trim, I need the Pak head.

I think it's going to Lawrence.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 04, 2012, 01:18:02 PM
Meh, go cats! BTW Trim, I need the Pak head.

I think it's going to Lawrence.

 :thumbs: I could show it at Allen Fieldhouse tonight and then in Dallas on Friday. You'd be all over, but I guess it would be gone for Mizzou.  :cry:
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: Trim on January 04, 2012, 01:26:45 PM
Meh, go cats! BTW Trim, I need the Pak head.

I think it's going to Lawrence.

 :thumbs: I could show it at Allen Fieldhouse tonight and then in Dallas on Friday. You'd be all over, but I guess it would be gone for Mizzou.  :cry:

It's bad enough that K-State's image will be tarnished by Arkansas.  No reason to have that stink on goEMAW too.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: bakerman on January 04, 2012, 04:42:46 PM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?

you can't even make it work with ugly girls, how do you think you'll make it with "hott" ones?

Actually I have, many times Ok_meancat. She was a bit of a rebound from the girl I was pretty much living with before. Rebounds don't have too be hott. It's in the rule book.

You better not have a twitter war about this post this afternoon and take away from cat hoops.

son of a bitch!  :lol:
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Post by: steve dave on January 04, 2012, 05:07:45 PM
leaders lead
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 04, 2012, 10:08:00 PM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?

you can't even make it work with ugly girls, how do you think you'll make it with "hott" ones?

This isn't your decision son.

Fanning, you can make tea, in the microwave, but not on the stove, in my administration.  You will be assigned one intern and I'll try and make sure it's a girl.  Since it's my administration, if it is a girl, she will be hot.
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 04, 2012, 11:10:06 PM
Can I be a coffee run maker/mail boy with all of the hott interns for whoever we decide to run?

you can't even make it work with ugly girls, how do you think you'll make it with "hott" ones?

This isn't your decision son.

Fanning, you can make tea, in the microwave, but not on the stove, in my administration.  You will be assigned one intern and I'll try and make sure it's a girl.  Since it's my administration, if it is a girl, she will be hot.
  :emawkid:
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Post by: Saulbadguy on January 05, 2012, 10:53:25 AM
opcat
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Post by: LickNeckey on January 05, 2012, 02:14:41 PM
Look at FSD blowing the taxpayers money on fancy microwave Tea. 

absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on January 07, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Look at FSD blowing the taxpayers money on fancy microwave Tea. 

absolute power corrupts absolutely.

good one

Tea is grown in traditionally right leaning states.  Obviously it would be my far less subtle version of crony capitalism.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 08, 2012, 12:57:16 PM
I always thought of BSAC as more of a Karl Rove type.

You thought right.
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Post by: Panjandrum on January 11, 2012, 03:44:56 PM
I want to hear more about the Pete/Daris ticket.  I'm getting sick of the biased goEMAW media pushing us away from a couple of mavericks with great ideas.

And Pete's campaign posters would be awesome.
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Post by: steve dave on January 11, 2012, 06:03:21 PM
Pete/Daris:  NKJF + Free Travel
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Post by: theKSU on January 11, 2012, 07:51:04 PM
Funny I had a real life conversation about this thread a few days ago, but just now read it.

Also my vote goes for a Pete/SuperG ticket. 
Title: Re: Who would be a good presidential candidate from goEMAW?
Post by: Skipper44 on January 15, 2012, 08:33:08 PM
Felix Rex would give the best speeches