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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: overtheroadtruckdriver on December 29, 2011, 05:24:49 PM
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Pondwater Jack, who already made moderator, and Marlberry squeezins, who done got all your women iced down.
I never thought I'd see the day.
I know I can post about anything in here since Jack will see to it that it won't be trashed.
Everthing I hear from my brother Odell about is what a bunch of hillbillies is running this place, and if Jack and Squeezins are runnin' things everthing I hear from Odell is about right.
I may have to start loggin' in here and seein' what's going on ever once in a while. Is there any move toward renamin' this board "Jack's place" now that he's in charge? www.jacksplace.com it has a nice ring to it although whoever's maw this board is named after is probably gonna be as sore as if mulberry squeezin's got aholt of her.
I'll be back...Congrats to Jack and Marlberry on the takeover.
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I'll admit I've been entertained by this glimpse of life in the SEC. But to be totally honest, I prefer the more intelligent and sincere dialogue that we get from fans in the Big XII.
Mizzou fans (all 500) are going to be very disappointed.
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Where is brother Odell?
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mind your tongue!
all of you! The trucker is Royalty here. and WILL be treated as such.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? :horrorsurprise:
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Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? :horrorsurprise:
Well pretty damn high! I don't know for sure....Just out of curiosity, what would be 1 or 2 below archeducke?
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Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? :horrorsurprise:
Well pretty damn high! I don't know for sure....Just out of curiosity, what would be 1 or 2 below archeducke?
Emperor
King
Viceroy
Archduke/Infante
Grand Duke/Grand Prince
Duke/Prince
Marquess/Marquis/Margrave
Count/Earl
Viscount
Baron/Freiherr
Baronet/Hereditary Knight/Ritter
Knight
Noble/Elder von
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The pigaggie obsession with KSU has been an honest, angry one and a true beauty to behold. Hats off to the pigaggies, we own them.
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The pigaggie obsession with KSU has been an honest, angry one and a true beauty to behold. Hats off to the pigaggies, we own them.
Initially I thought pigaggie was just an angrier version of floodaggie, but I'm now thinking it's a whole fanbase embodying all of Beemz multiple personalities.
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I hate to say there's a bunch of hillbillies on here but....there are a bunch of hillbillies on here.
Odell? He's gittin' ready for new years....gonna do his usual firebreak hong routine as well as his usual firecrackers display. That's what he's up to....taking care of his boys gizmo and scooter, hitting fingos today, celebrating being named sibling of the year on hogville.
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
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Are we talking kingly or just archduke-ish? :horrorsurprise:
Well pretty damn high! I don't know for sure....Just out of curiosity, what would be 1 or 2 below archeducke?
Emperor
King
Viceroy
Archduke/Infante
Grand Duke/Grand Prince
Duke/Prince
Marquess/Marquis/Margrave
Count/Earl
Viscount
Baron/Freiherr
Baronet/Hereditary Knight/Ritter
Knight
Noble/Elder von
Overtheroadtruckdriver, Viscout of Emaw. That sounds about right.
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I'm gonn say one thing. And I ain't gonna post here again in this thread.
I don't agree with Marlberry Squeezins rollin in every back door in Manhattan Kansas (especially Keith Stones Old lady - who is still a grinnin) and icin down all these KSU wifes. That is gonna be trouble for sure. All goodly number of these women will probly abandon their kids and impotent husbands and head south to find Old Marlbery an be a part of his Harlem of women. Why is this a problem?
Well, what wil we have left in Kansas to make the wheat and the corn and the cereal killers? Horny farmers.
Horny Farmers don't work. They fight. Each other. While we starve to death and Ole Squeezins is sext to death. Beat plum thru the bed frame by woman after woman.
I want to apologise to all the KSU fans that couldn't satify their old ladies (just about everyone onthis bored).
Jack Blasingame, II
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
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Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here. You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed. I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years. A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen. Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know. Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.
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Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here. You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed. I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years. A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen. Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know. Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.
:cheers:
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Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here. You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed. I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years. A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen. Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know. Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.
30 years
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Angry
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Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here. You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed. I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years. A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen. Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know. Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.
I made need to borrie your truck, trucker. No sooner than I get done servicing one, the next gal rears her ugly head a beggin for some Squeezins and with gas prices these days, it's starting to burn a hole in my wallet just to keep up.. I figure I could load 'em in the trailor then use your sleeper out front of the local Wal Mants. BTW, does your sleeper have 110? I've been blending up darkaies and frozen margritas and burning cinnamon apple incents to set the tone. I'll even hire odell to steam clean the sleeper and cab when I'm through, as long as he doesn't try to rip me off again, he still hasn't paid me for that minnow bucket..
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Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here. You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed. I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years. A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen. Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know. Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.
Im fixin to address this. In another thread OTR. Did you vote in my pole? For Wilson? Or Poor Man's Tebow? just wonderin. You don't have to answer.
For those of you that don't know, Viscount OTR was doin message boards before they were on the internets, truckin at truckstops across the country. The ORIGINAL MESSAGE Boards.
OTR. I'll need the help of the Blue Ribbon Panel to make this happen.
Jack
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Jack in one thread you mentioned taking your belt to some folks on here. You've been here a while now. Which one of your boys on here needs to be took to the woodshed. I been around the message boards on and off for nearly 30 years. A mouthiest group of folk I have not seen. Maybe next week's whoopin on the football field and you beatin on a few of the hardheaded with a belt might change the culture of this place, I don't know. Marlberry ain't helpin things by icin down all the women this side of btk''s twin sister.
I made need to borrie your truck, trucker. No sooner than I get done servicing one, the next gal rears her ugly head a beggin for some Squeezins and with gas prices these days, it's starting to burn a hole in my wallet just to keep up.. I figure I could load 'em in the trailor then use your sleeper out front of the local Wal Mants. BTW, does your sleeper have 110? I've been blending up darkaies and frozen margritas and burning cinnamon apple incents to set the tone. I'll even hire odell to steam clean the sleeper and cab when I'm through, as long as he doesn't try to rip me off again, he still hasn't paid me for that minnow bucket..
Damn you Squeezins!!! These women ain't got a chance! The more squeezins they get the more they want! They cain't get enough Squeezins!
You have done ireberable harm on this bored and in this state.
Jack
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Jack with you comin here beltin all you illegitimate boys and with squeezins squeezin a$$ all over Kansas and needin a reefer trailer to keep all the women iced down and now here's the mighty Odell gittin all mixed up in all this....it's no wonder their football team is gittin distracted. Right now Odell's karate is Probly the only thing keepin a angry mob from lynchin squeezins. (that Minner bucket was his by the way.you traded him for them Andy Capp hot fries).
I'm gonna look around here today and see how I can help.
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Jack with you comin here beltin all you illegitimate boys and with squeezins squeezin a$$ all over Kansas and needin a reefer trailer to keep all the women iced down and now here's the mighty Odell gittin all mixed up in all this....it's no wonder their football team is gittin distracted. Right now Odell's karate is Probly the only thing keepin a angry mob from lynchin squeezins. (that Minner bucket was his by the way.you traded him for them Andy Capp hot fries).
I'm gonna look around here today and see how I can help.
The hot fries was traded for that homemade minnow lure that I made special for him to give to MizK for Christmas. Who in the right mind would take a bag of Andy Capps for an ivory handled minnow bucket with engraved carving of Odell and Mr. Ticklefingers frolicking around in the front yard? That ain't no everday ordinary minnow bucket and the agreed upon price was 50.00 dollars. I'll just barter it out from the bill for steam cleanin your sleeper. I figure it will take about 12 hours at 3.00 per, let's call it an even 15.00 he owes me. If I could go ahead and get the money today, it'd be a great help. Being that it's New Years Eve, I'm plannin a special evening with Ms. Stone and Ms. Katdaddy. I'd go into details but I don't want the other girls tracking us down. Just tell Odell to bring the money to the KFC in Liberal at 7:00 tonight.
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.
If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...
The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.
If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...
The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...
I just reported you to moderators.
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.
If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...
The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...
I just reported you to moderators.
What the hell for? For telling these yahoo's what's up?
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.
If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...
The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...
boom
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So, they encourage the team by treating them like disgusting feral swine?
That is too lame to be real. I call BS.
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So, they encourage the team by treating them like disgusting feral swine?
That is too lame to be real. I call BS.
wrong
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Jus did it again, we are. Usually I don't give warning shots. Better watch yourself. The mods have their eyes peeled on you now, boy.
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So, they encourage the team by treating them like disgusting feral swine?
That is too lame to be real. I call BS.
Goodness, it sure sounds like it. So weird to think that one human being would address another human being as if he were a filthy barnyard animal.
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So, they encourage the team by treating them like disgusting feral swine?
That is too lame to be real. I call BS.
Goodness, it sure sounds like it. So weird to think that one human being would address another human being as if he were a filthy barnyard animal.
or a wild animal for that matter. I see your point. Good observation. +1 Both programs need to revisit this practice.
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I think you boys will find you wives, sisters, mothers and daughters have been taught to call the hogs. Ole Squeezins isn't just tendin to your ladies, he's also teachin 'em a thing or two and when Ole Malberry's gone after next week, they be none worse for wear.
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I think you boys will find you wives, sisters, mothers and daughters have been taught to call the hogs. Ole Squeezins isn't just tendin to your ladies, he's also teachin 'em a thing or two and when Ole Malberry's gone after next week, they be none worse for wear.
Damn you Squeezins! Your makin it worst here!
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Too lame to be true. They are fishing.
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Too lame to be true. They are fishing.
Odell is the one who's been fishin, with MY MINNOWD bucket. BTW, tell the little women I like a crease in my slacks, she'll know what it means.
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Lol, obviously phony. Nice try from the 1-3 gang.
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Lol, obviously phony. Nice try from the 1-3 gang.
Tell her to pick up a bag of ice on her way to her eh, hair appointment.
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Lol, obviously phony. Nice try from the 1-3 gang.
Tell her to pick up a bag of ice on her way to her eh, hair appointment.
Poser tapout noted.
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Lol, obviously phony. Nice try from the 1-3 gang.
Now Keith, Buddy. It ain't my business but I think your marriage might be on the rocks.
Denile is the first step. You think it can't be true. Look around. You'll probly fine a pair of pant that don't belnog to you. Look on the tag. If it says MS. You got to act and act fast. Counseling. Taker out on a nice date tonight. Anything to keep ole Squeezins from spreadin the seed all over your bedroom agin. Seed everwhere. bathroom counter....seed. Nightstand....seed. Your wifes hair.....full of dirty seed. From our comon enemy, Marlberry Squeezin's.
Keith, isn't it time that you ask Uncle Jacks for some help? Make me a moderater. For both of us.
jack Blasingame, II
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Lol, obviously phony. Nice try from the 1-3 gang.
Now Keith, Buddy. It ain't my business but I think your marriage might be on the rocks.
Denile is the first step. You think it can't be true. Look around. You'll probly fine a pair of pant that don't belnog to you. Look on the tag. If it says MS. You got to act and act fast. Counseling. Taker out on a nice date tonight. Anything to keep ole Squeezins from spreadin the seed all over your bedroom agin. Seed everwhere. bathroom counter....seed. Nightstand....seed. Your wifes hair.....full of dirty seed. From our comon enemy, Marlberry Squeezin's.
Keith, isn't it time that you ask Uncle Jacks for some help? Make me a moderater. For both of us.
jack Blasingame, II
PJ, you refused my offer of help to raise your self esteem and get you over the anger you feel towards me and the entire Kansas State University. All those pm's you send me about feeling down because you are overweight and can't buy toothpaste were not ignored. Take the first step and just ask.
I can't make you take the first step.
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The ol' Arky barnyard creed, "All men are created equal, except in Arkansas where some men are treated like pigs".
How sad.
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The ol' Arky barnyard creed, "All men are created equal, except in Arkansas where some men are treated like pigs".
How sad.
Welp, a Razorback is a pig... It's at least a little more original than a Wildcat, or Kitty Kat's as I call 'em... WOOOOOO! Scary!
So, they encourage the team by treating them like disgusting feral swine?
That is too lame to be real. I call BS.
Goodness, it sure sounds like it. So weird to think that one human being would address another human being as if he were a filthy barnyard animal.
Do you know how to read? What did my explanatory post tell you? We don't address individuals with calling the Hogs. Good lord you're stupid...
Jus did it again, we are. Usually I don't give warning shots. Better watch yourself. The mods have their eyes peeled on you now, boy.
Okie dokie old man... :facepalm:
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Dear We Are Better Than You,
I understand that overt racism runs rampant in Arkansas, but there is no need to speak to people like they're animals. People are people. Not pigs.
TIA and God Bless
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Dear We Are Better Than You,
I understand that overt racism runs rampant in Arkansas, but there is no need to speak to people like they're animals. People are people. Not pigs.
TIA and God Bless
I'm sure your fellow emawts will agree when I suggest you should probably leave the smack talk for someone elst.
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Pig Sooieee Pigs are more equal than other Pigs.
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Are there any other documented cases of socks transfiguring into actual people?
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Way over their heads, Dax. Animal Farm is on the banned books list in Arky. It would also require reading. Strike two.
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Dear We Are Better Than You,
I understand that overt racism runs rampant in Arkansas, but there is no need to speak to people like they're animals. People are people. Not pigs.
TIA and God Bless
...and your point, is...? :confused:
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The point is for you to suck the proverbial "DICK." :shakesfist:
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The point is for you to suck the proverbial "DICK." :shakesfist:
Good comeback... :facepalm:
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.
If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...
The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...
Ya no, I could believe Old Squeezins having his way with a few loose pigs in his travels... but who in the eff do you think we are; "Calling the Hogs" that's not a tradition, it's rough ridin' backward pieaggies calling one another. :shakesfist:
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The pigaggies really hate us. Obsessively.
The pigaggies I know claim we are their biggest rival. The head-to-head record tells me it is kind of lopsided but maybe they still keep trying to be rivals like Texas?
I don't hate you... I just don't like the way you talk about the 2.8 million Arkansans and how you group them together with a small minority that most Southern states are infected with. I know Kansas has just as many
back-ass-wards people that we do.
I don't know many fans that think that Arkansas has ANY rival with KSU. Vice-versa for ANY Big 12 school, aside from Texas... However, playing each other in a non-conference match up would benefit both teams but we both know that's not going to happen, nor can we speak on the behalf of either universities reasoning for scheduling cupcakes in the non-conference.
Gotta say, I can't wait to get down to Dallas to see these people in action.
Their "hog calls" to one another are apparently quite something to behold. Really looking forward to witnessing in first person may of their other backwater pig aggie traditions. I'm sure there are some doozies!
You're ignorant...
Help me understand, We Are Better Than You.
Yelling "pig sooie" to another fellow fan as if they were a filthy animal seems like a backwater pig aggie tradition.
You're beyond help... We don't yell it at each other... It's referred to as "Calling the Hogs".... The fans do it in unison as a group... Razorback fans have been "Calling the Hogs" since the 1920s. It began when a group of farmers attending a game began issuing hog calls to encourage a lagging Razorback football team. The encouragement worked and the attending crowd took notice of the farmers' calling. By the next game, a group of men had organized to cry "Wooo, Pig, Sooie." Since then this rallying cry has grown to become the school yell that unites Arkansas fans everywhere. As with many traditions, the Hog Call has been altered and refined over the years into the rousing chorus that is so well known today.
If you want to call it's origination "backwater" because it was introduced by a group of farmers, then we're guilty being rooted in our state's heritage. Surely you'd be able to understand as Kansas is a highly agricultural state, more so than Arkansas even. So I guess that makes you "backwater" too...
The history lesson is free, the life lesson will cost you...
Ya no, I could believe Old Squeezins having his way with a few loose pigs in his travels... but who in the eff do you think we are; "Calling the Hogs" that's not a tradition, it's rough ridin' backward pieaggies calling one another. :shakesfist:
That's funny... It seems like every time we play on TV, which this year, was every game, ESPN, CBS, etc., highlight the uniqueness and traditional nature of the Hog Call... I looked around for some "K-State traditions" but it kept taking me to "Barnyard Animals and You:The Social and Sex Life of K-State Fans"
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The point is for you to suck the proverbial "DICK." :shakesfist:
I gotta hand it to you, when I first got here the level of wit was perty low, can't say that anymore.
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Ya no, I could believe Old Squeezins having his way with a few loose pigs in his travels... but who in the eff do you think we are; "Calling the Hogs" that's not a tradition, it's rough ridin' backward pieaggies calling one another. :shakesfist:
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I can hardly breave
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Are there any other documented cases of socks transfiguring into actual people?
Yes
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Jack Blasungame didn't ask for any of this. Somehow him and Marlburry are public enemies 1 and 1a. Jack came here in piece and I swear all you jackals turned on him right off. Here's something you Probly don't know about the man. He tebows as much as the next person. He's been tebowing all season. That don't sound like a feller trying to stir up trouble, do it?
As fr Marlburry, he don't Tebow but he ain't to blame for icing down your women, that much I know. That much I can guarantee you.
Now with this round robin tournament jack has organized it sure seems like he's tryin to help yet once again people aren't understanding how healthy it is for a bored like this to bring attention to those that are flawed. And for those of you who didn't make the top 16, that don't mean you ain't gay and it don't mean you don't like sausage parties as much as those on the list. Now you boys huddle up and have your circle jerk and come out and be nice and start gettin read for your beatin Friday night.
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And here's something else you guys don't know. Marlburry don't lie. Never. He's as honest as Odell and it don't get no honester than him. So stop hatin on him.
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Ohh... ohhhhhhh, I see what you did there...
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The other damn thing nobody knows is the tragedy of jack's momma. He won't tell you it effected him but I know it did. His momma spontaneously combusted on Easter Sunday in 1977 right after Easter services on the sidewalk in front of church. Poor jack saw it all. His daddy remarried a Cajun woman but he never got over seein his mom bust into flames with a bible in her hand and a Easter bonnet on her head (it was not damaged which some say was a miracle). He don't talk about it as much as he should.
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The other damn thing nobody knows is the tragedy of jack's momma. He won't tell you it effected him but I know it did. His momma spontaneously combusted on Easter Sunday in 1977 right after Easter services on the sidewalk in front of church. Poor jack saw it all. His daddy remarried a Cajun woman but he never got over seein his mom bust into flames with a bible in her hand and a Easter bonnet on her head (it was not damaged which some say was a miracle). He don't talk about it as much as he should.
God Damn! That is a great story and it makes a very vivid point: What ever false deity Jackie's kin folk believe in hates their likker cookin' asses.
I bet her fat ass burned for days! I for one am glad she's dead.
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Based on pitchers I've saw she was a stout woman with forearms like Virginia hams from choppin wood and workin in the family industry of animal husbandry (don't ask). I heard ate started shakin and sizzlin like a bacon in a pan and sparks was shootin out of her like nothin no one seen before. Weren't nothing left but her left foot, and that was only cause she was holdin water from the gout so bad it couldn't ever catch fire. They buried that foot in a small pine coffin about as big as a shoe box (open casket) and they say half the town came out to see her and wish her foot well in the afterlife. They say she was a snake handler but that don't mean she werent a good woman. That much I know that she was well respected by everyone on both sides of the tracks.
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Maw Blasingame was a good woman. Lamar, let my personal life be. I don't want to drag my landry in here for everone to see.
It ain't about me. it's about finding out who the biggest pussy is on this bored.
Jack Blasingame, II
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Maw Blasingame was a good woman. Lamar, let my personal life be. I don't want to drag my landry in here for everone to see.
it's about finding out who the biggest pussy is on this bored.
*points at Keith Stone* :shakesfist:
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Maw Blasingame was a good woman. Lamar, let my personal life be. I don't want to drag my landry in here for everone to see.
It ain't about me. it's about finding out who the biggest pussy is on this bored.
Jack Blasingame, II
I know the day she got fried up crispy like a catfish in hot grease is the day you turned mean. I think it's relevant.
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See here Lamar Pye. If my daddy hadn't takin to whorein and would have been at church with us instead of Jackson Mississippi, my momma might have been saved. But that is another topic for another day.
Just mind that you vote in my tourney.
Jack Blasingame, Orphan
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Yeah and if the church had their water hose hooked up that day it might have been a different story. She did stop drop and roll. No one can ever say she didn't follow fire department procedure and doctrine. Nobody can say that. How her easter bonet didn't singe a little still is the biggest mystery in town besides when that gypsy came to town and made smoke come out of his ears down to the rodeo arena that time.
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Yeah and if the church had their water hose hooked up that day it might have been a different story. She did stop drop and roll. No one can ever say she didn't follow fire department procedure and doctrine. Nobody can say that. How her easter bonet didn't singe a little still is the biggest mystery in town besides when that gypsy came to town and made smoke come out of his ears down to the rodeo arena that time.
any man that can make the smoke out of his ears has the Devil in em.
Jack Blasingame,II
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That event was as mysterious as what happened to maw Blasungame.
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Thousands of blackbirds fell dead from the sky...again. All this talk of maw Blasingame must stop.
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Thousands of blackbirds fell dead from the sky...again. All this talk of maw Blasingame must stop.
i couldn't agree more. Thank you.
Jack Blasingame, II