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Title: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 28, 2011, 09:16:51 PM
I have two.

Charlie Weiss tied sleigh bells on to his Hov-e-round and let the neighborhood children take it for a short jaunt on Christmas Eve.

Charlie Weiss never takes the last cream filled donut in the box, always leaving that sweet extra treat for others and instead going for the simpler and oft overlooked plain cake or glazed.







Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: chunkles on December 28, 2011, 09:52:41 PM
OH LOOK AH AM OVER HEAR IN THIS THREAD NOW

MEME ON THIS LOL
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1141.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn590%2Fchunkles22%2Fweis%2Fcharlie-bit-my-finger.png&hash=6de21a8af00c1aba2f21b3fdb701203429cb04ef)
OUCH CHARLIE
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 28, 2011, 10:20:54 PM
 :flush:
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 29, 2011, 01:44:43 AM
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Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: deputy dawg on December 29, 2011, 08:16:14 AM
Charlie helped tote my 12 pack out of the liquor store in the cargo area of his Rascal.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: EllToPay on December 29, 2011, 08:48:49 AM
sad to see how far dax has fallen. t's and p's, dax.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: Deez Nutz on December 29, 2011, 09:22:19 AM
sad to see how far dax has fallen. t's and p's, dax.

This board is getting too PC.  The Jayhawks are a bunch of chubby chasers, and they deserve to be made fun of for it.   :shakesfist:
So I have to stick up for Dax on this one.  Unfortunately I don't have a good Weis story of my own to share.   :cry:
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: OK_Cat on December 29, 2011, 09:34:13 AM
time to hang it up, dax. 
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: pondwater jack on December 29, 2011, 10:56:34 AM
time to hang it up, dax. 
you need to keep in your own business bub.  This don't concern you.

Jack Blasingame, II
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: RightMeow on December 29, 2011, 11:11:14 AM
My wiffle ball got stuck on my roof yesterday, and my ladder is stowed away in the attic.  I was dreading having to climb up in that cobwebby mess of a cavern, but then Christmas Charlie showed up on his Rascal.  He maneuvered the Rascal directly underneath where my wiffle ball was trapped.  I then rolled his fat ass out of the scooter and took his cane.  Whilst standing on the scooter and reaching up with the cane, I was able to free the ball from my roof and continue taking Bob Hammerin Hamelin Hacks at my wiffle ball and winning the 1994 World Series for the Royals (with a full count in the bottom of the ninth, mind you!).  

Last night, I was able to sell the cane and Rascal on Craigslist for a total of $300 (a nice little bonus to have around the holidays, what with my fiance making so many trips to JosABank).  

The sad part is, I had to listen to Charlie's wails all last night as he lay in my back yard.  I simply do not have access to a crane to get his ass out of there.  With the unseasonably warm weather in KC, he was unfortunately able to survive the night, but I can see through my kitchen window that his fingers are somewhat purple.  I believe it to be frost bite, but I am still optimistic that this shade of color on his fingers is a sign of him turning over to the good side before his death, ala darth vader.  

I know that some of you rich EMAWers can help me out with a cheap crane rental, so please pm me.  Also, I don't expect to need a hauling service, as I live on State Line Road.  I think we can simply hold up traffic for a minute and swing him on over a hundred or so feet to the east and leave him there.  I think the residents there will be angry at first, but once they realize that I will have created the highest point above sea level in the SEC, their grumblings should eventually quiet.  

TIA.  Godspeed.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 29, 2011, 11:48:18 AM
I think dax started this thread thinking Beems wouldn't be able to keep from commenting. Not because it mentions Charlie Weis, but because it's so sad to see dax like this. Time will tell.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 29, 2011, 12:06:57 PM
OH LOOK AH AM OVER HEAR IN THIS THREAD NOW

MEME ON THIS LOL
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1141.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn590%2Fchunkles22%2Fweis%2Fcharlie-bit-my-finger.png&hash=6de21a8af00c1aba2f21b3fdb701203429cb04ef)
OUCH CHARLIE

this was outstanding.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: pondwater jack on December 29, 2011, 07:05:00 PM
considering that Charlie Wies could whip most of your asses I'd think twicest before you right something. 

Infact, i'd love to see a tag match between a couple of you vs. Charlie Weis and Tim Tebow.  Bloodbath. 

J. Holly Blasingame, II
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: wetwillie on December 29, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
Dax is the stick that stirs the drink at goEMAW. It doesn't surprise me that some people don't get it though.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: pondwater jack on December 29, 2011, 08:23:37 PM
Dax is the stick that stirs the drink at goEMAW. It doesn't surprise me that some people don't get it though.
Dax ain't a mole on a BIG mans ass.  And he sure ain't a mole on Charlie Wieses ass! 


Jack Blasingame, II
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 30, 2011, 04:37:27 PM
Dax is the stick that stirs the drink at goEMAW. It doesn't surprise me that some people don't get it though.
Dax ain't a mole on a BIG mans ass.  And he sure ain't a mole on Charlie Wieses ass! 


Jack Blasingame, II

You are a horrible poster.  Just awful.
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: pondwater jack on December 31, 2011, 11:49:15 AM
Dax is the stick that stirs the drink at goEMAW. It doesn't surprise me that some people don't get it though.
Dax ain't a mole on a BIG mans ass.  And he sure ain't a mole on Charlie Wieses ass! 


Jack Blasingame, II

You are a horrible poster.  Just awful.
.....................(sighing).....................that is THE MOST HURTFUL THING anyone has said to me on this bored!  This has upset me more than I can say here.  Of the nasty posts that have been thrown about here this is amog the worst! 

Why on earth would anyone say a thing like that to another yuman being?  Who can say? 

I think you should appoologise.  Or face retribusion.  Mods?!  This is why I need to be a moderater!  So I can haul his worthless scum suckin ass offin this bored!!!!   Horribly offensvie! 

If you had a wife and I knowed where you live I'd.........I'd send Old Squeezinsover there in his rig to have a go at her.  Then we'd see about how big a man you are.  Or I might just get on my moped (cause the weather is unseasonabley warm right now) and start headin North to your house, and whip you Yankee ass! 

I am waitin for my apologie.

Jack Blasingame, II
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: Malberry Squeezins on December 31, 2011, 12:35:17 PM
Some folks' mouth will be their ruin, I bet he thinks twicet about calling you an awful poster after that dress down he just got.  Speakin of dress, EMO is one I was talking about in that thread that got trashed.  I can't be held responsible for the wifes of guys living their lives in the closet.  It ain't humanly possible to dial Ole Squeeze back that much. 
Title: Re: Charlie Weis appreciation thread . . . share your stories.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on December 31, 2011, 01:42:20 PM
cats have had too good of a year its taken its toll on daxs posting