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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Malberry Squeezins on December 20, 2011, 07:29:31 PM
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After reading some on the board I thought a name like malberry squeezins would make you guys feel to home. Let me introduce myself. I'm a hog fan through and through but that doesn't mean I'm above going to opposing teams boards and talk a little x's and o's. So tell me, how do you see this contest playing out anyways? I have to admit, I don't know hardly anything about your team but I will say I was damn glad to see you guys pull off that upset against Okie Light. I know the talking heads on ESPN want to pretend that the plain crash took away the fight in the cowpokes but I don't believe that for a second because they seemed pretty fired up when they took the field against you guys so if I were you I wouldn't worry about what the talking heads say about your school atall. Too bad my razorbacks couldn't take advantage of ya'lls big win against the cowboys but that's the way the ball bounces I guess so tell me what are the strengths and weaknesses of your team and how do you see this contest playing out. Who all is going to the bowl game and do you guys like to tailgate like we down down here in the SEC land. Well I just wanted to say hello and good luck in the future except for our game of course.
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These just aren't funny anymore.
They just aren't.
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"About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein."
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No original pigaggie fans. They literally copy our material almost exactly.
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No original pigaggie fans. They literally copy our material almost exactly.
I'm over here trying to be friendly and talk a little x's and o's. If I have offended you in anyway I appologize Im just really looking forward to our contest and I think my hogs have a great chance of hoisting the cotton bowl trophy.
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
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Do you prefer to use X's or O's. I'm an X man myself. My buddy really like's the O's though. I tried using the O's, but I found it difficult to really get three of them in a row. I am going to go say I really like the X's. I usually win with those X's.
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
Oh yeah? Well the gloves are off pal.
Roses are red
violets are blue
hogs are awesome
what the hell happened to you?
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Do you prefer to use X's or O's. I'm an X man myself. My buddy really like's the O's though. I tried using the O's, but I found it difficult to really get three of them in a row. I am going to go say I really like the X's. I usually win with those X's.
I don't blame you for being afraid to talk x's and o's because you guys have no since of football history and you know that someone like me who is a fan from a team that has some tradition in football will clean the sidewalk with you.
thanks for playing
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
Thank god for alexander supertramp's posts, otherwise this thread would be... :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
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Katdaddy posts are worse than any pigaggie/pigaggie sock posts. Think about that.
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
Thank god for alexander supertramp's posts, otherwise this thread would be... :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
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Katdaddy posts are worse than any pigaggie/pigaggie sock posts. Think about that.
Go ride a pig... freak and stud. :lol:
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If you really want to talk x's and o's, which is all i read from any of your comments, look at the threads that have been pinned at the top of this list.
the _Fan analysis etc
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
Did you know that people that starve to death don't poop?
;)
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
Thank god for alexander supertramp's posts, otherwise this thread would be... :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
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Katdaddy posts are worse than any pigaggie/pigaggie sock posts. Think about that.
Go ride a pig... freak and stud. :lol:
Ssshhh. shhh.shhh.shhh now. quiet. real quiet. sshhhshshh. now aint the time for big talkin katdaddy. got to be still now.
you are a Beta. Mr. Wes is an Alpha. And he's right. you are devoid of humor.
It looks like he's fixin to dole out an ass whoopin to you son. Pipe down and lay low for a while. I don't want to see you get roughed up. And Mr. Wes CAN AND WILL DO IT.
Katdaddy need to apologise to Mr. Wes Stud and show his belly like a hang dog for a while. Go on Kat. Roll on your back now, and show your belly to your Daddy. or take an ass whoopin.
....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qi2m6NyUP0&feature=related
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"Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract."
Thank god for alexander supertramp's posts, otherwise this thread would be... :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
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Katdaddy posts are worse than any pigaggie/pigaggie sock posts. Think about that.
Go ride a pig... freak and stud. :lol:
Ssshhh. shhh.shhh.shhh now. quiet. real quiet. sshhhshshh. now aint the time for big talkin katdaddy. got to be still now.
you are a Beta. Mr. Wes is an Alpha. And he's right. you are devoid of humor.
It looks like he's fixin to dole out an ass whoopin to you son. Pipe down and lay low for a while. I don't want to see you get roughed up. And Mr. Wes CAN AND WILL DO IT.
Katdaddy need to apologise to Mr. Wes Stud and show his belly like a hang dog for a while. Go on Kat. Roll on your back now, and show your belly to your Daddy. or take an ass whoopin.
....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qi2m6NyUP0&feature=related
just goes to prove what I said in another thread and that is that these Yankees eat their own and btw what's with the KKK hooded guy up there I thought you northern yankees didn't like that sort of stuff and low and behold here you are using it as an emocon on one of your message boards.
HYPOCRITE MUCH?
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I figure you northern yankee communists will probably take option 4
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Do you prefer to use X's or O's. I'm an X man myself. My buddy really like's the O's though. I tried using the O's, but I found it difficult to really get three of them in a row. I am going to go say I really like the X's. I usually win with those X's.
I don't blame you for being afraid to talk x's and o's because you guys have no since of football history and you know that someone like me who is a fan from a team that has some tradition in football will clean the sidewalk with you.
thanks for playing
Dude, if you're going to put on a front and pretend to be someone that you aren't, at least keep up the pretending for more than a couple posts. Otherwise it just makes you pretty damn lame.
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Do you prefer to use X's or O's. I'm an X man myself. My buddy really like's the O's though. I tried using the O's, but I found it difficult to really get three of them in a row. I am going to go say I really like the X's. I usually win with those X's.
I don't blame you for being afraid to talk x's and o's because you guys have no since of football history and you know that someone like me who is a fan from a team that has some tradition in football will clean the sidewalk with you.
thanks for playing
Dude, if you're going to put on a front and pretend to be someone that you aren't, at least keep up the pretending for more than a couple posts. Otherwise it just makes you pretty damn lame.
You guys are the ones that started this. When I first signed on I tried to be civil and snipy replies like you'res are the only thing you guys know I guess. I'm not the one who wanted to turn this into a smack thing, I simply was interested in talking x's and o's and wanted to hear what y'alls thoughts were on the upcoming contest. But the gloves are off now and you calling me lame just proves that you have to resort to name calling because you can't win a real debate with someone.
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you know how somebody posted a thread asking what will happen to goEMAW after the arkansas stuff?
this is what happens, apparently. :flush:
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
it's not a pigaggie, it's fanning. :dubious:
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you know how somebody posted a thread asking what will happen to goEMAW after the arkansas stuff?
this is what happens, apparently. :flush:
I don't even know what this is suppose to mean and while I'm at it you guys really like using those gheyy emocons don't you. whats wrong aren't you inteligent enough to figure out what someone means when they post something without having to use something (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay).
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you know how somebody posted a thread asking what will happen to goEMAW after the arkansas stuff?
this is what happens, apparently. :flush:
I don't even know what this is suppose to mean and while I'm at it you guys really like using those gheyy emocons don't you. whats wrong aren't you inteligent enough to figure out what someone means when they post something without having to use something (I'm too stupid to find a better word than gay).
real cool of you going in and changing what i posted to make yourself look good. here, let me help you out so you will know how I feel. :chainsaw: :curse: :shakesfist: :nono: :jerk: :barf: :angry:
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
it's not a pigaggie, it's fanning. :dubious:
I thought you were fanning. would have bet on it.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
it's not a pigaggie, it's fanning. :dubious:
I thought you were fanning. would have bet on it.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
shut up, fanning. no wonder the ugly girl dumped you.
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:dunno: I kind of liked this poll, it's a shame not more people voted ... I went with the N. Korean dictator-sounding name myself.
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I voted for the pizza guy. :thumbs:
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
it's not a pigaggie, it's fanning. :dubious:
I thought you were fanning. would have bet on it.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
shut up, fanning. no wonder the ugly girl dumped you.
Listen OK Cat. I been nice to you becasue Keithstone tole me you are a woman. But my good will is about over. If i was fanning, (which I ain't...am i admins) I'd have to think about giving you a little of the old Jack Blasingame "slap and tickle." I bet your a good lookin little gal. Saucy! You'll make a good wife. You just gotta be taught how to mind! Now come on over here and sit on Ole Jacks nee and tell me all your troubles.
J. Holly Blasingame,
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
it's not a pigaggie, it's fanning. :dubious:
I thought you were fanning. would have bet on it.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
shut up, fanning. no wonder the ugly girl dumped you.
Listen OK Cat. I been nice to you becasue Keithstone tole me you are a woman. But my good will is about over. If i was fanning, (which I ain't...am i admins) I'd have to think about giving you a little of the old Jack Blasingame "slap and tickle." I bet your a good lookin little gal. Saucy! You'll make a good wife. You just gotta be taught how to mind! Now come on over here and sit on Ole Jacks nee and tell me all your troubles.
J. Holly Blasingame,
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Yet another stupid thread/poll... Pigaggies don't know when to quit. :facepalm:
it's not a pigaggie, it's fanning. :dubious:
I thought you were fanning. would have bet on it.
J. Holly Blasingame, II
shut up, fanning. no wonder the ugly girl dumped you.
Listen OK Cat. I been nice to you becasue Keithstone tole me you are a woman. But my good will is about over. If i was fanning, (which I ain't...am i admins) I'd have to think about giving you a little of the old Jack Blasingame "slap and tickle." I bet your a good lookin little gal. Saucy! You'll make a good wife. You just gotta be taught how to mind! Now come on over here and sit on Ole Jacks nee and tell me all your troubles.
J. Holly Blasingame,
Inability to keep secret mod information a secret. You failed the first test. Buy-in fee now back up to $1000.