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Title: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: MakeItRain on March 04, 2010, 10:24:59 AM
http://www.insidestl.com/insideSTL/McKernan/tabid/61/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/4090/Its-Not-Easy-To-Do-As-A-Missouri-Guy-But-I-Tip-My-Cap-To-KU.aspx (http://www.insidestl.com/insideSTL/McKernan/tabid/61/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/4090/Its-Not-Easy-To-Do-As-A-Missouri-Guy-But-I-Tip-My-Cap-To-KU.aspx)
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: sys on March 04, 2010, 10:28:00 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.insidestl.com%2FPortals%2F0%2FMU%2520Tigers%2FBasketball%2Ftownsend.jpg&hash=42079484af6364483b7d5d24ce1a58d1bc15b341)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 10:34:17 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.insidestl.com%2FPortals%2F0%2FMU%2520Tigers%2FBasketball%2Ftownsend.jpg&hash=42079484af6364483b7d5d24ce1a58d1bc15b341)

 :lol:

Always wanted to know who the eff that was. What a weird situation.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2010, 10:39:25 AM
http://www.seattlepi.com/cbasketball/176969_locke09.html       <----good read on townsend
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: MakeItRain on March 04, 2010, 10:39:58 AM
I did the "work" for you doodz
Official website-http://www.samantharyanlive.com (http://www.samantharyanlive.com)
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Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: DeezMeister on March 04, 2010, 10:47:58 AM
http://www.seattlepi.com/cbasketball/176969_locke09.html       <----good read on townsend

I'm still waiting for the Star to "run" with this one. . . :blank:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Porkchop on March 04, 2010, 11:07:22 AM
I met SR at a party this past summer.  She's hot!  I'm sad she's a KU fan.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 04, 2010, 11:12:42 AM
Javacat will be sooo disappointed she's a squawk.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: MakeItRain on March 04, 2010, 11:14:14 AM
I met SR at a party this past summer.  She's hot!  I'm sad she's a KU fan.

Did you get head?  If not fail.  She's been in over 200 pornos, can't even imagine what that gash looks like
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: JavaCat on March 04, 2010, 11:44:52 AM
She's a Shawnee Mission Northwest grad too. That should help get the story rolling some more in KC.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: FP TC etc. on March 04, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Why does a porn star go to college?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: BrotherDDay on March 04, 2010, 11:58:11 AM
She should be PO'd.  They gave Dave Wittig seats behind the ku bench before he he had to leave for his extended vacation in the slammer.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 04, 2010, 12:00:44 PM
Why does a porn star go to college?

The KU athletic dept. paid better?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Porkchop on March 04, 2010, 12:20:31 PM
I met SR at a party this past summer.  She's hot!  I'm sad she's a KU fan.

Did you get head?  If not fail.  She's been in over 200 pornos, can't even imagine what that gash looks like

Yes it was a fail, unless you dig Miss Congeniality.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 04, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
Maybe she was "recruiting" Kurtis' daughters?  Ol' Kurt was probably just using his influence to land his kids a job.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgrfx.cstv.com%2Fschools%2Fkan%2Fgraphics%2Fself%2Ftownsend-family-590.jpg&hash=f688b28f0dfc3c522c2428d8c631fd16713ae54f)
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 12:27:35 PM
:eek:

Those came from that?!?!
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: sys on March 04, 2010, 12:31:31 PM
his wife's attractive.  i wouldn't automatically assume that townsend fathered the good-looking daughter.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: CNS on March 04, 2010, 12:31:46 PM
Why does a porn star go to college?

The KU athletic dept. paid better?   :dunno:

Would have been a great hostess.  Very convincing.

I lived across the hall from one of our FB "girls" at Chase.  She was no where near as hot.

KSU needs to step it up if we want to compete.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 04, 2010, 12:42:47 PM
Why does a porn star go to college?

Most porn stars start as strippers.  As you may or may not know all strippers doing it to pay their way through college.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: MadCat on March 04, 2010, 02:05:50 PM
Why does a porn star go to college?

Most porn stars start as strippers.  As you may or may not know all strippers doing it to pay their way through college.

I hear some start as football players at K-State and the gay ones start as Nebraska wrestlers.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 02:16:38 PM
Maybe she was "recruiting" Kurtis' daughters?  Ol' Kurt was probably just using his influence to land his kids a job.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgrfx.cstv.com%2Fschools%2Fkan%2Fgraphics%2Fself%2Ftownsend-family-590.jpg&hash=f688b28f0dfc3c522c2428d8c631fd16713ae54f)

She seems like the kind of wife who has no problem that her husband is in semi-regular contact with a porno actress and gives said porno chick free, premium tickets nehind the bench.  Cool lady.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2010, 02:24:42 PM
looks like he's thinking of his favorite porno actress in the picture
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: theKSU on March 04, 2010, 02:59:22 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawkerassets.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F11%2F2010%2F03%2F340x_d16d.jpg&hash=680aa377cdc37d312997f02f774b3c59ee7eb5c8)
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: JavaCat on March 04, 2010, 03:28:28 PM
From her Facebook,
Quote
Big thanks you know who for gettin me the tix from Coach T! Best Birthday Present Ever! :) Can you say, I owe ya one!

I think we now know how KU is pulling in the last minute All American. Wonder if they came from Sherron.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 04, 2010, 03:46:08 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.insidestl.com%2FPortals%2F0%2FMU%2520Tigers%2FBasketball%2Ftownsend.jpg&hash=42079484af6364483b7d5d24ce1a58d1bc15b341)

 :lol:
Who wants a moustache ride?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: kso_FAN on March 04, 2010, 08:35:36 PM
Glad this is all cleared up now.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 08:43:43 PM
Glad this is all cleared up now.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html

lol my god what a mess. This has Tiger Woods written all over it.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 04, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
Glad this is all cleared up now.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html

lol my god what a mess. This has Tiger Woods written all over it.

wow. white trash sluts and athletes/coaches at ku banging the bejeebers out of them while the lawrence townfolk cheer on. shocking.  :zzz:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: The42Yardstick on March 04, 2010, 09:02:51 PM
Pretty sure I'm 100% okay with this.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 09:08:51 PM
He gave some random fan he met on a plance $2000 tix?  And She got ushered to see the Jayhawk then said it was a b-day pres?

If he didn't know her how was it a bday pres?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 04, 2010, 09:19:04 PM
He gave some random fan he met on a plance $2000 tix?  And She got ushered to see the Jayhawk then said it was a b-day pres?

If he didn't know her how was it a bday pres?

If it weren't Kurtis rough ridin' Townsend, I MIGHT buy it.  He is a legendary crook. LEGENDARY. 
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 09:23:48 PM
What is Elin Townsend saying about this?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: pissclams on March 04, 2010, 10:08:53 PM
i was on my way back from Lawrence last night and took a wrong turn off of K10 and ended up driving up on a KU post-game cross burning.  anyways, this guy that was there (seemed nice but racist) said that Kurtis is a good guy and really friendly, he said that Kurtis gives $2000 tix to pornstars he doesn't know all the time.  i guess i believe him so i think all of this is a non-issue.  weird that Kurtis spells his last name with a K though, never would have taken him to be a Kurtis with a K.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 04, 2010, 10:31:27 PM
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I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 10:40:29 PM
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I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

Probation is going to be hilarious....again.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 04, 2010, 10:44:59 PM
Quote
I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

oh my. so any average ku alum who meets kurtis townsend can expect courtside seats if they just ask?  :lol:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: BrotherDDay on March 04, 2010, 10:48:19 PM
Jimmy Elgas used to have a section reserved for co-ed/porn star ticket hand-outs.   I think it was section 24.

Pppfffft.... everyone is doing it.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 04, 2010, 10:49:58 PM
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I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

oh my. so any average ku alum who meets kurtis townsend can expect courtside seats if they just ask?  :lol:

Yep. 

If you are male genitals-crazed-whore, and you ask Kurtis Townsend for tix, then you get tix.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 04, 2010, 10:52:05 PM
Quote
I meet so many people. I can’t tell you how many people ask about tickets,” Townsend said. “This person was a KU fan. We talked. She said she loved KU and went to school there and said, ‘I’d love to see a game with my brother on my birthday.’ She ended up following up about a month ago and we left her tickets.”

Soooo many people ask about tickets, yet this time he just happens to follow through?? lol nice Kurtis, real nice...

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/mar/04/townsend-explains-ticket-situation/

oh my. so any average ku alum who meets kurtis townsend can expect courtside seats if they just ask?  :lol:

Yep. 

If you are male genitals-crazed-whore, and you ask Kurtis Townsend for tix, then you get tix.

also apparently have to have gone to ku and also want tickets to the biggest home game of the year that happens to be around their birthday. kurtis....dr daris on line one. daris on line one.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 10:59:38 PM
Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 04, 2010, 11:01:59 PM
Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

No, you need to sit next to him on an airplane.

Also, he has to want to eff you.  Wear some CK1.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: OK_Cat on March 04, 2010, 11:03:12 PM
Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

No, you need to sit next to him on an airplane.

Also, he has to want to eff you.  Wear some CK1.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: americanoutlaw on March 04, 2010, 11:04:59 PM
So did Kurtis get any ass since he gave her the tickets?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: The42Yardstick on March 04, 2010, 11:10:16 PM
Can we email him and see if he will get us courtside to the P66?  I'll take 4.

No, you need to sit next to him on an airplane.

Also, he has to want to eff you.  Wear some CK1.

no need to pete. any average ku alum gets floor seats if they just ask.

I got second row seats in the Oral Roberts game in 2006 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: kso_FAN on March 05, 2010, 08:06:06 AM
Parrish tweets:

GaryParrishCBS    Not just great things. Sometimes two great things at once. RT @TheDenverKid: @GaryParrishCBS I did. She does indeed do great things.
1 minutes ago via TweetDeck

GaryParrishCBS    If she wants a VIP pass to March Madness on Demand, I've got her covered. RT @CarolinaFan1982: @GaryParrishCBS I would so give her a ticket.
2 minutes ago via TweetDeck
 
GaryParrishCBS    She does great things for people, strangers, friends (both men and women), and she does them on camera. (Don't act like u didn't Google her)
4 minutes ago via TweetDeck

GaryParrishCBS    The latest from the KU porn star (and she's right, by the way) ... RT @SammyRyRy ... I do great things for people, strangers, my friends
6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2010, 08:09:14 AM
Ha, Parrish is awesome.

Jimmy Elgas used to have a section reserved for co-ed/porn star ticket hand-outs.   I think it was section 24.

this was also awesome.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: ZappaCat on March 05, 2010, 08:43:13 AM
Wiki-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Ryan_%28pornographic_actress%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Ryan_%28pornographic_actress%29)

How is it that this wikipedia entry has not been updated with her new found KU fame?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: ZappaCat on March 05, 2010, 08:46:42 AM
Or what about this one?   :dunno:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurtis_Townsend (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurtis_Townsend)

Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Scary Smart on March 05, 2010, 08:56:44 AM
I don't see what the big deal is . . . she's not doing any more whoring around than your average low self esteem JoCo bred ku jersey chasing sperm dumpster.


 :lol:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: JavaCat on March 05, 2010, 10:12:40 AM
In high school Kelley Blond was viewed more as the wild child than Jamie. One's doing hair now for a living, the other is doing men (and women). Life is just full of surprises.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Kat Kid on March 05, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
Ha, Parrish is awesome.

Jimmy Elgas used to have a section reserved for co-ed/porn star ticket hand-outs.   I think it was section 24.

this was also awesome.

This is not funny at all. :curse:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: kso_FAN on March 05, 2010, 10:41:44 AM
More from Parrish:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/13013518/friday-look-ahead-donovans-gators-dont-need-distractions-at-uk
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: ZappaCat on March 05, 2010, 10:56:49 AM
More from Parrish:

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/13013518/friday-look-ahead-donovans-gators-dont-need-distractions-at-uk

Quote
Final thought: Yes, I'm now following Samantha Ryan (@SammyRyRy) on Twitter.

She's a relevant person in college basketball.

That's my excuse ... or at least the best reason I could manufacture.

Anyway, you can imagine my excitement when @SammyRyRy updated her Twitter account late Thursday/early Friday with a message to everybody making a big deal out of her getting tickets from a KU assistant. The Tweet read as follows: "You can waste your time making this into something it is not, but all I can say is that I do great things for people, strangers, my friends."

My response to Ms. Ryan: Nobody is arguing that.

People have seen you do all sorts of great things.

Sometimes two or three at a time.


LOL
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Ira Hayes on March 05, 2010, 03:13:28 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

I'm picturing Townsend sitting in a living room convincing some mom to trust her kid's future with him.

Then Dalonte walking in right after and saying: "Yeah, Kurtis is a nice guy, I'm glad his wife didn't leave him for giving courtside tickets to that porn star.  I'd hate to see those five kids of his suffer through a divorce."

Need an opinion from MomBeasy on this one.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2010, 03:29:03 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 05, 2010, 03:32:54 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.

There's not a more humorless group of fans on the planet.   
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: CNS on March 05, 2010, 03:39:31 PM
Serious Q:

How many home custom home vids are courtsides worth?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 05, 2010, 03:46:37 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.

1) in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't a big deal imo. hilarious to talk about and stuff but ultimately...why should anyone other than his wife and family and maybe his employer care?

2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2010, 03:48:27 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.

1) in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't a big deal imo. hilarious to talk about and stuff but ultimately...why should anyone other than his wife and family and maybe his employer care?

2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

If Pete wasn't such a pussy and/or still high on oxygen when he flew home from Vegas, he could've chatted up StanBot and we wouldn't have any Big 12/NCAA tournament ticket issues.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 05, 2010, 03:49:47 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.

1) in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't a big deal imo. hilarious to talk about and stuff but ultimately...why should anyone other than his wife and family and maybe his employer care?

2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

If Pete wasn't such a pussy and/or still high on oxygen when he flew home from Vegas, he could've chatted up StanBot and we wouldn't have any Big 12/NCAA tournament ticket issues.

PETE!  :curse:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: michigancat on March 05, 2010, 03:55:34 PM
2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

I don't know if they buy it or not.

My favorite part was the "they have to give a ton of these away all the time!  Of course they would give tickets to the biggest game in history to some random chick on a plane!"
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 05, 2010, 04:05:59 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.

1) in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't a big deal imo. hilarious to talk about and stuff but ultimately...why should anyone other than his wife and family and maybe his employer care?

2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

If Pete wasn't such a pussy and/or still high on oxygen when he flew home from Vegas, he could've chatted up StanBot and we wouldn't have any Big 12/NCAA tournament ticket issues.

PETE!  :curse:

Sat right next to him.  I'm certain that I stunk, and I was trying with all my might not to puke on Stanbot.

Deni was sitting right behind me and some old powerespect was lecturing Deni about all the "crime and corruption in Puerto Rico."  Loads of LOL moments, had I not been trying to not puke on Stanbot.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2010, 04:08:19 PM
It's funny that KU fans think this is no big deal.

No, what's funny is they are saying it's no big deal while simultaneously having no ability to laugh at the situation.  I'm actually jealous (a lot) Matt Figger wasn't involved in a situation like this.

1) in the grand scheme of things, it really isn't a big deal imo. hilarious to talk about and stuff but ultimately...why should anyone other than his wife and family and maybe his employer care?

2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

If Pete wasn't such a pussy and/or still high on oxygen when he flew home from Vegas, he could've chatted up StanBot and we wouldn't have any Big 12/NCAA tournament ticket issues.

PETE!  :curse:

Sat right next to him.  I'm certain that I stunk, and I was trying with all my might not to puke on Stanbot.

Deni was sitting right behind me and some old powerespect was lecturing Deni about all the "crime and corruption in Puerto Rico."  Loads of LOL moments, had I not been trying to not puke on Stanbot.

Especially on a flight out of Vegas, I take it KSU's resident porn star was seated next to Dalonte - USING HER REAL NAME, MIND YOU - securing what should've been our courtside seats.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 05, 2010, 04:14:03 PM
2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

I don't know if they buy it or not.

My favorite part was the "they have to give a ton of these away all the time!  Of course they would give tickets to the biggest game in history to some random chick on a plane!"

that is top five for me, but my favorite part was "guys it has to be true because their stories match up.". really? i mean...really???
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 05, 2010, 04:20:47 PM
2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

I don't know if they buy it or not.

My favorite part was the "they have to give a ton of these away all the time!  Of course they would give tickets to the biggest game in history to some random chick on a plane!"

that is top five for me, but my favorite part was "guys it has to be true because their stories match up.". really? i mean...really???

Ya, that's pretty insulting.  As if one of the marquee "bag men" in the NCAA is not going to get his stories lined up before he call Jason Witlock. GMAFB.

It's Kurtis fracking Townsend.  
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2010, 04:23:10 PM
The porn shop inside Bazooka's should run specials on Samantha Ryan movies during the Big 12 tourney.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Pete on March 05, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
The porn shop inside Bazooka's should run specials on Samantha Ryan movies during the Big 12 tourney.

Maybe they could get her to a guest appearance?

Dooley and I went to All-Starrs in Lawrence once, and they had Porn star in there doing a guest appearance and signing autographed DVD's and stuff. 
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: JavaCat on March 05, 2010, 04:35:08 PM
2) for the life of me, i can't understand how ku fans believe the story about the random encounter on the airplane. i mean seriously. are they just trying to bbs or do they seriously buy it? i think they seriously buy it. i'd be lol'ing if figs or te or most likely undy did something like this.

I don't know if they buy it or not.

My favorite part was the "they have to give a ton of these away all the time!  Of course they would give tickets to the biggest game in history to some random chick on a plane!"

that is top five for me, but my favorite part was "guys it has to be true because their stories match up.". really? i mean...really???

That was good. I was a little surprised it took a few posts for someone to bite on Rusty's "greatest game in AFH history" comment. How many times does someone get into a conversation with someone where one person talks about what profession they're in and the other isn't asked about theirs or doesn't provide that information? Did Kurtis tell her what he does and then not ask what she does? I think a savvy recruiter would be a hell of a conversationalist and not go without asking that question. I was around her at my high school reunion. She wasn't shy about handing out business cards left and right saying she was an actress. Heck, one girl got her autograph. It goes without saying that she's certainly not shy.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: sys on March 05, 2010, 04:35:51 PM
Ya, that's pretty insulting.  As if one of the marquee "bag men" in the NCAA is not going to get his stories lined up before he call Jason Witlock. GMAFB.

It's Kurtis fracking Townsend.  

the initial stories didn't match.  her first story was the "thanks to you-know-who..." tweet.  then she changed to match townsend.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: CNS on March 05, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
"You-know-who" = not Townsend?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2010, 04:44:55 PM
Ya, that's pretty insulting.  As if one of the marquee "bag men" in the NCAA is not going to get his stories lined up before he call Jason Witlock. GMAFB.

It's Kurtis fracking Townsend.  

the initial stories didn't match.  her first story was the "thanks to you-know-who..." tweet.  then she changed to match townsend.

"Thanks to you-know-who" wasn't her first story.  The first story was that Townsend straight hooked her up.  Then, after the shitstorm, she went with the you-know-who story thinking that would clear Townsend (in that Townsend gave the tickets to mysyouknowwho ignorant to who the eventual recipient would be).  Then after Townsend put his story out there, she reverted back to acknowledging the tix came direct from him.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 05, 2010, 04:48:39 PM
Ya, that's pretty insulting.  As if one of the marquee "bag men" in the NCAA is not going to get his stories lined up before he call Jason Witlock. GMAFB.

It's Kurtis fracking Townsend.  

the initial stories didn't match.  her first story was the "thanks to you-know-who..." tweet.  then she changed to match townsend.

"Thanks to you-know-who" wasn't her first story.  The first story was that Townsend straight hooked her up.  Then, after the shitstorm, she went with the you-know-who story thinking that would clear Townsend (in that Townsend gave the tickets to mysyouknowwho ignorant to who the eventual recipient would be).  Then after Townsend put his story out there, she reverted back to acknowledging the tix came direct from him.

yeah. whitlocks article laid that out in an extremely obvious manner. doesn't stop them though.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2010, 04:52:15 PM
Let's assume Townsend swapped tickets for sex (easy assumption).  Let's further assume she secretly taped it because porn people will do anything for publicity/money (not as easy, but somewhat easy assumption). 

What will the name of that eventual DVD release be?  What kind of acts of debauchery will be found on that DVD?  Photoshoppers?
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: OregonSmock on March 05, 2010, 04:59:14 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawkerassets.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F11%2F2010%2F03%2F340x_d16d.jpg&hash=680aa377cdc37d312997f02f774b3c59ee7eb5c8)




Just when you think KU can't get any more elite, something like this happens. 
 



:love:


Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Trim on March 05, 2010, 05:02:08 PM
Maybe Townsend donned the jayhawk mascot head during the act.   :eek:
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 05, 2010, 05:02:28 PM
The porn shop inside Bazooka's should run specials on Samantha Ryan movies during the Big 12 tourney.

Maybe they could get her to a guest appearance?

Dooley and I went to All-Starrs in Lawrence once, and they had Porn star in there doing a guest appearance and signing autographed DVD's and stuff. 

Ask me about my autographed DVD of Jenna Jameson.

PS.  I'm with Beems.  Embracing the sleaze is very elite.
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: OregonSmock on March 05, 2010, 05:04:55 PM
http://www.clubsamantharyan.com/ (http://www.clubsamantharyan.com/)




God bless the Internet.

Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: Scary Smart on March 05, 2010, 05:07:36 PM
Quote
Ryan, a native of Kansas, also tweeted that she was upset at ESPN for not carrying the game -- a view likely shared by many Jayhawk fans -- but she also took the time to thank Coach Townsend for the seats on her Twitter account: "So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major a--! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!"

Such spirit is admirable. But, really, could you expect anything less from an award winning actress -- Adult Video News' selection for best group sex scene -- in the immortal Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.

ZOMG.

http://ncaabasketball.fanhouse.com/2010/03/04/porn-star-samantha-ryan-given-floor-seats-by-kansas-assistant-co/
Title: Re: Kurtis Townsend loves porn
Post by: sonofdaxjones on March 05, 2010, 05:11:11 PM
Maybe Townsend donned the jayhawk mascot head during the act.   :eek:

Playa's Play and Hata's hate . . . that's just how he rolls.