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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 08:22:31 PM

Title: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 08:22:31 PM
Hi, all you Kansas State fans!

Question: Why is your state motto in Latin? From what I understand you guys barely speak English!

Fact: Youre called "Bleeding Kansas" because you're a bunch of menstruating pussies!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawkerassets.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2F39%2F2010%2F10%2Ftumblr_lat8dhvjzr1qcqorz.jpg&hash=aa43ae24b08174f9835fe429bb3d4cf950537c10)
Look, I found your mascot!

Here is a tip(useful information) for the team.....Before you guys load up grandma(LHC Bill Snyder) and head down to Dallas looking like a bunch of Beverly hillbillies make sure you have plenty of MonkeyButt chowder(any chowder that keeps the fat on your legs from rubbing itself) so your pussies don't get raw from chasing Joe Adams around on punt returns. Btw(By the way) it would be better if you guys tried your best because if you don't, your fans will think you're watching a really lop sided basketball game and try to fire your better-than-average basketball coach which would ruin your only chances of having a decent sport team this year.

Here is a tip(advice) for the fans(you people that cry at halftime)...Before you leave the farm(a hole dug in the ground that keeps your safe from tornadoes) please make sure you give explicit(really good) instructions to the Mexicans working your land not to steal your eight track player and your vhs tapes. Those are gonna be worth something some day. Also, delete all the child porn from your computers(the device you hide behind when talking crap and masterbating while you're on the internet), we don't need that crap here in America.

Thanks for playing,
SuckmyHog
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 05, 2011, 08:24:27 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Title: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: Hawgalude on December 05, 2011, 08:27:58 PM
K State Stadium

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fb5%2FBill_Snyder_Family_Football_Stadium_2006.jpg%2F800px-Bill_Snyder_Family_Football_Stadium_2006.jpg&hash=3db0b240bb950c9536d7ebca9acc88bd07a74ead)

Razorback Stadium

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ours

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theres

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ours

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theres

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQkWCU4v5z8O22Y2vG6rpNZlm7WI4k9Og9WE-870BFHu-xvfgkgmg&hash=4e79751ace49e354a8f916f8e0452aa0627fae2a)


one thing is not like the other and never will be. Stop dreaming and pretending K State Sucks -- doesn't it
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 05, 2011, 08:29:21 PM
K State Stadium

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2Fb%2Fb5%2FBill_Snyder_Family_Football_Stadium_2006.jpg%2F800px-Bill_Snyder_Family_Football_Stadium_2006.jpg&hash=3db0b240bb950c9536d7ebca9acc88bd07a74ead)


 :love:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 08:29:39 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 05, 2011, 08:30:20 PM
"theres"

 :lol:
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: theKSU on December 05, 2011, 08:30:40 PM
I can't get over how beautiful EcoKat is.  And every child in America looks up to Willie.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: brassmonkey on December 05, 2011, 08:30:49 PM
Is the Dallas/FW quibble the best you could come up with? This board is starting to get too easy to make fun of.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: sunny_cat on December 05, 2011, 08:31:56 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 08:32:36 PM
But seriously...can any of you speak intelligently about the game? I would like to have a decent conversation.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 05, 2011, 08:33:01 PM

one thing is not like the other and never will be. Stop dreaming and pretending K State Sucks -- doesn't it


Punctuation is your friend.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 08:33:56 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.
She rubs my left nutt when she wants you to go to bed. Want to know what she wants when she rubs my right one?
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: sunny_cat on December 05, 2011, 08:34:26 PM

one thing is not like the other and never will be. Stop dreaming and pretending K State Sucks -- doesn't it


Punctuation is your friend.

:lol:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: sunny_cat on December 05, 2011, 08:35:22 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.
She rubs my left nutt when she wants you to go to bed. Want to know what she wants when she rubs my right one?

Nah dude.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: bosshawg on December 05, 2011, 08:36:23 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 05, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Why is the Pigaggie stadium so empty?  Sale at Walmart?  Some minorities trying to attend public school on the other side of town?
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 05, 2011, 08:38:18 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: FP TC etc. on December 05, 2011, 08:38:35 PM
Daris's mom doesn't seem like a very good mother.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: brassmonkey on December 05, 2011, 08:39:04 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Fragmented sentences are so frat.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 05, 2011, 08:40:12 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Missed the apostrophe in "it's" but I'll be damned if he wasn't close. Although I'd like to point out that it seems he's regressed. Missed a critical space.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: theShow on December 05, 2011, 08:41:34 PM
Didn't bother reading reading your novel of an introduction but I did notice that you said hello.
I have a question! I bet all your fans are requesting time off at the local Walmarts to attend this bowl game. With so many people requesting off for the same day it's unlikely all these requests will be granted. So, what are some excuses you and your relatives will be making up to skip work to go Jerry World? I hear Walmart is pretty strict with this type of thing so they better be good!
Title: Re: The Great Lets Compare Thread
Post by: Ham Malone on December 05, 2011, 08:42:10 PM
I can't get over how beautiful EcoKat is.  And every child in America looks up to Willie.
I have a crush on EcoKat for sure.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 05, 2011, 08:43:04 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Fragmented sentences are so frat.

Almost as frat as this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2KtzWvoYCw
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 08:48:03 PM
Didn't bother reading reading your novel of an introduction but I did notice that you said hello.
I have a question! I bet all your fans are requesting time off at the local Walmarts to attend this bowl game. With so many people requesting off for the same day it's unlikely all these requests will be granted. So, what are some excuses you and your relatives will be making up to skip work to go Jerry World? I hear Walmart is pretty strict with this type of thing so they better be good!
You didn't bother because you couldn't? Its ok, Kansas education is improving but just not there yet. Hang in there, you'll be reading by your next birthday....someone's gonna be 18 soon!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: kstatesucksdick on December 05, 2011, 08:53:25 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Its in Arlington you humongous piece of sh1t.

For a brief moment I was thinking about not joining in on this bash Kstate board. But after very little deliberation and reading one thread written from some dumb ass in his corn field I could no longer resist.

You corn people are rough ridin' morons. Calling Arkansas fans aggies is just to stupid to even make fun of.

Snyder's geriatric ass is going to break his hip walking out of the tunnel and then sh1t right through his depends as he watches the team from the racist state kick the living sh1t out of his pussies in purple.

Also gay people wear purple while they are rough ridin' dudes.


Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Dingo on December 05, 2011, 09:00:34 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

The same way you and I can talk with toothpicks in our mouths. 
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Scary Smart on December 05, 2011, 09:04:53 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Its in Arlington you humongous piece of sh1t.

For a brief moment I was thinking about not joining in on this bash Kstate board. But after very little deliberation and reading one thread written from some dumb ass in his corn field I could no longer resist.

You corn people are rough ridin' morons. Calling Arkansas fans aggies is just to stupid to even make fun of.

Snyder's geriatric ass is going to break his hip walking out of the tunnel and then sh1t right through his depends as he watches the team from the racist state kick the living sh1t out of his pussies in purple.

Also gay people wear purple while they are rough ridin' dudes.




Welcome to the board, kstatesucksdick!
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 09:10:13 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

The same way you and I can talk with toothpicks in our mouths. 
Well Dingo, since you bought it and jumped in Ill go ahead and tell you want she wants when she rubs my right nutt. She wants your mom to join in! Heard that bitch can eat pussy.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Katpappy on December 05, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:
Actually,Dumbass, its in Arlington. 

Great post.  They're improving.  Your punctuation is fantastic, and you almost understand the concept of capital letters.  Keep it up, champ!

Fragmented sentences are so frat.

Almost as frat as this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2KtzWvoYCw
I just can't believe they let hillbillies and a few cavemen make videos on youtube.   :barf:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:13:28 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

The same way you and I can talk with toothpicks in our mouths. 
Well Dingo, since you bought it and jumped in Ill go ahead and tell you want she wants when she rubs my right nutt. She wants your mom to join in! Heard that bitch can eat pussy.

Man, I understand your state just got internet, but joking about someone's mother hasn't been cool in about 10 years.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: brassmonkey on December 05, 2011, 09:15:41 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

The same way you and I can talk with toothpicks in our mouths. 
Well Dingo, since you bought it and jumped in Ill go ahead and tell you want she wants when she rubs my right nutt. She wants your mom to join in! Heard that bitch can eat pussy.

Man, I understand your state just got internet, but joking about someone's mother hasn't been cool in about 10 years.

Ha. Speakin da truff.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 09:17:52 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

The same way you and I can talk with toothpicks in our mouths. 
Well Dingo, since you bought it and jumped in Ill go ahead and tell you want she wants when she rubs my right nutt. She wants your mom to join in! Heard that bitch can eat pussy.

Man, I understand your state just got internet, but joking about someone's mother hasn't been cool in about 10 years.

I wasn't joking...
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 05, 2011, 09:18:29 PM
is there one god damn walmart aggie that knows that this game is in ft worth?  :dunno:

Nice find! You're mom says its past your bedtime! Shes ready to turn the lights off, shes got my dick in her mouth and asked me to let you know.
Bro, how could she talk with a dick in her mouth bro?? Now tell me that. Tell me.

The same way you and I can talk with toothpicks in our mouths. 
Well Dingo, since you bought it and jumped in Ill go ahead and tell you want she wants when she rubs my right nutt. She wants your mom to join in! Heard that bitch can eat pussy.

Man, I understand your state just got internet, but joking about someone's mother hasn't been cool in about 10 years.

I wasn't joking...

 :runaway:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: SuckmyHog on December 05, 2011, 09:20:12 PM
Sorry, I apologize....I thought this was a troll board. Hmm...well I'm embarrassed.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Hog Droppings on December 05, 2011, 09:22:28 PM
Shouldnt all of you Kansass goons be planning your next funeral protest?
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Stupid Fitz on December 05, 2011, 09:23:29 PM
Some of these Arkansas guys are being pretty mean.  :cry:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: theymightbegiants on December 05, 2011, 09:24:46 PM
Shouldnt all of you Kansass goons be planning your next funeral protest?

Wrong school you racist
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Hog Droppings on December 05, 2011, 09:37:21 PM
nope.  them crazy funeral protestors are from your neck of the woods for sure.  their a reflection of all of kansass to the rest of the world.  pure pieces of crap that only crazy goons want to be around.   :opcat:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Pigtrino on December 05, 2011, 10:30:57 PM
Since we're comparing...

"The Basketball Palace of Mid America"
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.cdnl3.xosnetwork.com%2Fpics5%2F640%2FMX%2FMXZHADJJFTBOKTD.20070106220111.jpg&hash=f50fdf02f2f6d4693c9744e656668ced770e039d)

"Octagon of Doom"
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_yhoS-UvvnqI%2FTNCiJuetrlI%2FAAAAAAAAADs%2FuWe4NrVBpE8%2Fs1600%2F8906069_550x550_mb_art_R0.jpeg&hash=b482b4080aab1fe1d7efa29693ef3cdd33e8a998)


Baum Stadium
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.panoramas.com%2Fimages%2FP%2FUAR3.jpg&hash=16bf95566abc237b2d2bcee81d99dbfe31c5b3ee)


Tointon Family Stadium
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fportfolio.populous.com%2Fimages%2Fprojects%2Fksubaseball%2Fmain_1.jpg&hash=c276077074f20c72ff9cda6031191de355bcf092)
Title: Seeking info on KSU
Post by: Save a Drowning Witch on December 05, 2011, 10:52:48 PM
First time caller, long time listener with a question about KSU: Is it true y'all have never won a NCAA championship? I'll hang up and listen to your response.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: CHONGS on December 05, 2011, 10:54:33 PM
First time caller, long time listener with a question about KSU: Is it true y'all have never won a NCAA championship? I'll hang up and listen to your response.
Its true! At least not in sports.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: FP TC etc. on December 05, 2011, 10:59:40 PM
Since we're comparing...

"The Basketball Palace of Mid America"
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.cdnl3.xosnetwork.com%2Fpics5%2F640%2FMX%2FMXZHADJJFTBOKTD.20070106220111.jpg&hash=f50fdf02f2f6d4693c9744e656668ced770e039d)

"Octagon of Doom"
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_yhoS-UvvnqI%2FTNCiJuetrlI%2FAAAAAAAAADs%2FuWe4NrVBpE8%2Fs1600%2F8906069_550x550_mb_art_R0.jpeg&hash=b482b4080aab1fe1d7efa29693ef3cdd33e8a998)


Baum Stadium
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.panoramas.com%2Fimages%2FP%2FUAR3.jpg&hash=16bf95566abc237b2d2bcee81d99dbfe31c5b3ee)


Tointon Family Stadium
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fportfolio.populous.com%2Fimages%2Fprojects%2Fksubaseball%2Fmain_1.jpg&hash=c276077074f20c72ff9cda6031191de355bcf092)


We just got new turf at Tointon  :drool:
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: effffffffkstate on December 05, 2011, 11:02:20 PM
Sorry, I apologize....I thought this was a troll board. Hmm...well I'm embarrassed.

Wait... you mean it isn't.
Kansas State fans are seriously this rough ridin' stupid?
Oh my.
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: Pigtrino on December 05, 2011, 11:07:07 PM
New turf?

We got big additions coming..

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozarkecho.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F10%2F0032.jpg&hash=ce4a6218280bcf50abef5724f8cdcac9faa0ddcd)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozarkecho.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F10%2F0033.jpg&hash=0bcbf4b7c0e0a386356d6f1651001a608b720af8)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozarkecho.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F10%2F0029.jpg&hash=e0a22a931837592b60206bceab4965c8a81d5c6c)
Title: Re: Hello! From a Razorback fan...
Post by: joda on December 05, 2011, 11:21:53 PM
New turf?

We got big additions coming..

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozarkecho.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F10%2F0032.jpg&hash=ce4a6218280bcf50abef5724f8cdcac9faa0ddcd)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozarkecho.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F10%2F0033.jpg&hash=0bcbf4b7c0e0a386356d6f1651001a608b720af8)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ozarkecho.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F10%2F0029.jpg&hash=e0a22a931837592b60206bceab4965c8a81d5c6c)

Congrats on the nice baseball stadium... does that mean your on the same level as Wichita St.?