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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: _33 on December 05, 2011, 08:04:30 PM
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Why don't cannibals eat Arkansas fans?
because they taste like retards.
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Why don't cannibals eat Arkansas fans?
because they taste like retards.
they can't eat themselves
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How do you shave a kool-aid stache off an Ark-aggy's upper lip?
Impossible, it just grows back.
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Two turds and an Arkansas Fan walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "you're going to have to leave because of how bad you smell"
And he was pointing at the Arkansas fan
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Their football team.
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How do you circumcize an arky?
Kick his sister in the chin.
:ksu:
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What does a arky girl from Tennesee say after sex?
Git offa me, daddy, you cruching my cigarettes
:ksu: :opcat:
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How do you circumcize an arky?
Kick his sister in the chin.
:ksu:
that is offensive sir. There is no reason to bring the rampant sexual abuse which occurs in Arkansas into this conversation.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
A fat, stupid, drunk, chewing, smelly, redheaded guy
Gtfoomf arkansas fan
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why did the arkansas fan cross the road?
there are no roads in arkansas (our infrastructure is better LOL)
alternative version:
why did the arkansas fan cross the road?
to get away from the other smelly arkansas fans
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i am sorry if it makes people upset but i still have a scar on my chin i have to look at every time i look in the mirrer. i was just trying to get sum awareniss out their.
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True Story.
Friend of mine wandered south of the Missouri border to some 9 hole podunk golf courses to try to sell fertilizer, chemicals, etc. He met with the owner/superintendent, who was wearing overalls and missing teeth. The owner was really happy to see someone from another state and said he would like to introduce him to his wife and sister. So they went back to the "pro shop", where there was one fat, ugly woman standing behind the counter.
The End.
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jesus man this is a joke thread leave the horror stories out of it
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How many Arkansas fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Probably like 100 because of how stupid they are.
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2 Arkansas fans walk into a bar. Bartender immediately yells, "Get out of here, white trash!"
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2 Arkansas fans walk into a bar. Bartender immediately yells, "Get out of here, white trash!"
Was the bartender black? If so it makes sense.
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Q: What’s the difference between an Arkansas fan and a carp?
A: One is a pig f*cker and the other is a fish.
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hey lovespig your tooth called and it said your breath stinks
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Q: What’s the difference between an Arkansas fan and a carp?
A: One is a pig f*cker and the other is a fish.
+1 :lol:
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Arkansas
Arkansas who?
Arkansas Razorbacks
Arkansas Razorbacks who?
Ummmm... haven't you heard of us? We're that football team from Arkansas?
Oh, you mean the Sugar Bears?
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Man that's the best y'all can do.
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Breaking News!!
University of Arkansas football practice was delayed nearly 4 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Razorbacks coach immediately suspended practice & called the local police. The police couldn't make a quick identification of the substance so they called in the FBI. After a complete analysis, the FBI experts determined that the white substance unknown to football players and staff was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after FBI special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Boom Roasted, arthur brown headshot
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I'll tell this one until the cows com home ...
How does an Arkansas mom know when her daughter is on the rag?
Her son's dick tastes funny.
That's comic gold right there.
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Who does more drugs? Ryan Pallett? or Amy Winehouse?
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another gem for you
why did the arkansas fan cross the road?
to go to walmart because he couldn't afford to shop anywhere else
:kstategrad:
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scottie Pippen.
Scottie Pippen?
Yes, Scottie Pippen, 6 Time Chicago Bulls World Champion and most famous Arkansas University alumni.
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What did the Arkansas fan say to the tree?
I'm extremely poor.
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
An Arkansas fan wearing Starter shoes.
Who wears Starter shoes anymore?
Arkansas fans who can only afford to shop at Wal-Mart.
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What did the Ok St. coach say to the Arkansas pilot, oh man you are not a good pilot and we are going to cra....kablam