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Title: Prostate exams
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 03, 2010, 09:53:48 PM
Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 03, 2010, 09:58:49 PM
Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

I hear age 30 and 50?  Or maybe it was just 50?

The more you poop the more you release free radicals, which is good for the prostate I hear.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: TBL on March 03, 2010, 10:09:44 PM
Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

I hear age 30 and 50?  Or maybe it was just 50?

The more you poop the more you release free radicals, which is good for the prostate I hear.


44 and never had one. I do like the sounds of the prostate milking, though.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 03, 2010, 10:11:48 PM
All I'm saying is I am switching to a chick doctor when it comes time for this. Doctor PBB looks to have pretty large mitts.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: pissclams on March 03, 2010, 10:12:52 PM
i like 'em, kinda tickles :dunno:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 03, 2010, 10:13:30 PM
I think it's 50.  Also a good time to get your first colonoscopy.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: AzCat on March 03, 2010, 11:53:51 PM
They can dissect mine when I'm dead.  Until then it will continue to enjoy its privacy.   :nono:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: ArchE_Cat on March 04, 2010, 11:06:23 AM
Anyone ever had one?  How often is too often?

ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.


http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220

if you're having issues with "P.U.D.," the perhaps we can revive the "taint push" topic :dunno:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: felix rex on March 04, 2010, 12:01:31 PM
Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: ArchE_Cat on March 04, 2010, 12:12:24 PM
Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: felix rex on March 04, 2010, 12:37:31 PM
Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?

"Rudely surprised" might be a better term. Had no idea it was going to be part of my checkup. But suddenly he was all "elbows on the table" and a glove snapped and there was vaseline or something. It happened so fast.  :frown:

But seriously, I was all uncomfortable and got out super fast and left the office with a still-squishy butt.

Pretty accurate before and after (right down to the eyes): (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ksufans.com%2Fforums%2FSmileys%2Fksufans%2Fin-n-out.gif&hash=eb09757479b5fcab96555db2d8780d2f010df24f)
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: The Whale on March 04, 2010, 04:06:20 PM
Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.

did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?

"Rudely surprised" might be a better term. Had no idea it was going to be part of my checkup. But suddenly he was all "elbows on the table" and a glove snapped and there was vaseline or something. It happened so fast.  :frown:

But seriously, I was all uncomfortable and got out super fast and left the office with a still-squishy butt.

Pretty accurate before and after (right down to the eyes): (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ksufans.com%2Fforums%2FSmileys%2Fksufans%2Fin-n-out.gif&hash=eb09757479b5fcab96555db2d8780d2f010df24f)

Thought you had to cleanse the bowels or not eat or something for 24 hours beforehand?
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: felix rex on March 04, 2010, 04:40:38 PM
I didn't get a colonoscopy or anything. Then again, not 40 yet, so maybe there's worse to come? :ohno:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: ArchE_Cat on March 04, 2010, 09:37:04 PM
Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy  :dunno:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 04, 2010, 09:45:45 PM
Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy  :dunno:

Catheters suck.  They put you to sleep for a colonoscopy.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: yoga-like_abana on March 04, 2010, 09:50:09 PM
Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy  :dunno:
One time I accidentally tripped up on a guys. Yikes, felt somewhat bad but not really cuz the old fart was really a douche. (HIPAA) Don't sue me. Plz.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 04, 2010, 09:52:05 PM
If you feel a hand on each shoulder while the exam is ongoing, get out of there.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on March 04, 2010, 09:55:54 PM
Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy  :dunno:

Catheters suck.  They put you to sleep for a colonoscopy.

not really true and depends drastically on who you see and what country you live in. the actual procedure is easy. the night before is horrific.
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 04, 2010, 10:00:22 PM
Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: TBL on March 05, 2010, 09:46:09 AM
Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Gotta be a joke there, somewhere.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 05, 2010, 09:52:21 AM
Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Manpon?
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 05, 2010, 11:54:56 AM
Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Gotta be a joke there, somewhere.  :dunno:

I wish.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Prostate exams
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on March 05, 2010, 11:55:25 AM
Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back.  Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look.  I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!"  Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God).  That thing bled for almost a week.  Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time. 

Manpon?

That's what I was calling it.