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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Dirty Sanchez on March 03, 2010, 09:53:48 PM
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Anyone ever had one? How often is too often?
ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220
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Anyone ever had one? How often is too often?
ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220
I hear age 30 and 50? Or maybe it was just 50?
The more you poop the more you release free radicals, which is good for the prostate I hear.
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Anyone ever had one? How often is too often?
ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220
I hear age 30 and 50? Or maybe it was just 50?
The more you poop the more you release free radicals, which is good for the prostate I hear.
44 and never had one. I do like the sounds of the prostate milking, though.
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All I'm saying is I am switching to a chick doctor when it comes time for this. Doctor PBB looks to have pretty large mitts.
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i like 'em, kinda tickles :dunno:
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I think it's 50. Also a good time to get your first colonoscopy.
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They can dissect mine when I'm dead. Until then it will continue to enjoy its privacy. :nono:
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Anyone ever had one? How often is too often?
ben, your intimate knowledge is not wanted here.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=1626.msg28220#msg28220
if you're having issues with "P.U.D.," the perhaps we can revive the "taint push" topic :dunno:
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Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.
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Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.
did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?
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Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.
did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?
"Rudely surprised" might be a better term. Had no idea it was going to be part of my checkup. But suddenly he was all "elbows on the table" and a glove snapped and there was vaseline or something. It happened so fast. :frown:
But seriously, I was all uncomfortable and got out super fast and left the office with a still-squishy butt.
Pretty accurate before and after (right down to the eyes): (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ksufans.com%2Fforums%2FSmileys%2Fksufans%2Fin-n-out.gif&hash=eb09757479b5fcab96555db2d8780d2f010df24f)
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Was not prepared. So, I'd advised being prepared. Like, mentally. Not sure how to go about that, though.
did you feel violated? or relieved like when you take a poop?
"Rudely surprised" might be a better term. Had no idea it was going to be part of my checkup. But suddenly he was all "elbows on the table" and a glove snapped and there was vaseline or something. It happened so fast. :frown:
But seriously, I was all uncomfortable and got out super fast and left the office with a still-squishy butt.
Pretty accurate before and after (right down to the eyes): (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ksufans.com%2Fforums%2FSmileys%2Fksufans%2Fin-n-out.gif&hash=eb09757479b5fcab96555db2d8780d2f010df24f)
Thought you had to cleanse the bowels or not eat or something for 24 hours beforehand?
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I didn't get a colonoscopy or anything. Then again, not 40 yet, so maybe there's worse to come? :ohno:
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Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy :dunno:
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Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy :dunno:
Catheters suck. They put you to sleep for a colonoscopy.
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Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy :dunno:
One time I accidentally tripped up on a guys. Yikes, felt somewhat bad but not really cuz the old fart was really a douche. (HIPAA) Don't sue me. Plz.
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If you feel a hand on each shoulder while the exam is ongoing, get out of there.
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Having a catheter has to worse than either a prostate exam or a colonoscopy :dunno:
Catheters suck. They put you to sleep for a colonoscopy.
not really true and depends drastically on who you see and what country you live in. the actual procedure is easy. the night before is horrific.
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Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back. Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look. I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!" Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God). That thing bled for almost a week. Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time.
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Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back. Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look. I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!" Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God). That thing bled for almost a week. Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time.
Gotta be a joke there, somewhere. :dunno:
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Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back. Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look. I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!" Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God). That thing bled for almost a week. Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time.
Manpon?
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Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back. Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look. I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!" Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God). That thing bled for almost a week. Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time.
Gotta be a joke there, somewhere. :dunno:
I wish. :embarrassed:
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Not planning on having one for awhile, but had a hemorrhoid clot up and burst awhile back. Went to the doc and the aide took a look, went and got the nurse practitioner to take a look, who went and got a doctor to take a look. I was all, "Hey, why don't you just take me out into the waiting area and show everyone while you're at it!" Doc stuck a finger up there to check for any others (there weren't, thank God). That thing bled for almost a week. Had to run around with gauze in my crack the whole time.
Manpon?
That's what I was calling it.