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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: kyles on December 03, 2011, 10:19:11 PM

Title: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: kyles on December 03, 2011, 10:19:11 PM
The management at WavingTheWheat.com is now accepting applications for the WtW ambassador internship program. This program is dedicated to hopeful goemawers who dream of one day becoming a goEMAW ambassador to WavingTheWheat.com.

There was a trial period with _33 and the management has decided to move on to other options. Potential ambassadors should be self-driven, group leaders, and able to cook at least decent barbecue pork ribs.

Please send resume, cover letter, references, college transcript, ACT scores, height, weight, BMI, family pedigree report, and headshot in a PM to me.

Thank you and have a great day,

kyles (aka Oobers aka wheater extraordinaire)
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: Kat Kid on December 03, 2011, 10:20:32 PM
kyles thread.
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: kyles on December 03, 2011, 10:28:32 PM
Quote from: Tortuga on December 03, 2011, 10:20:32 PM
kyles thread.

Apply. I see great potential in you Tortuga.
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: EuroCat on December 04, 2011, 09:16:51 AM
Is a company car on the table?
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: WildcatNkilt on December 04, 2011, 01:42:58 PM
paid internship?
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: _33 on December 04, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: _33 on December 04, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL :lol:

squawk outed
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: _33 on December 04, 2011, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: _33 on December 04, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL :lol:

squawk outed

Is this because I didn't know how to help you make a gif that one time?
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 03:05:21 PM
Quote from: _33 on December 04, 2011, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: _33 on December 04, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL :lol:

squawk outed

Is this because I didn't know how to help you make a gif that one time?

boom, roasted.  yup, detective inventor just busted me. 
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: _33 on December 04, 2011, 04:16:34 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 03:05:21 PM
Quote from: _33 on December 04, 2011, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 02:17:14 PM
Quote from: _33 on December 04, 2011, 01:52:27 PM
Quote from: pissclams on December 04, 2011, 12:23:53 PM
33 sucks and so does your face.  quit losing in life jackfuck.

I wonder which fruit clams will start a thread about next? Stick to the video games thread dumbass.

OMG, LOL :lol:

squawk outed

Is this because I didn't know how to help you make a gif that one time?

boom, roasted.  yup, detective inventor just busted me. 

Knew it. I know how now btw but I'm not going to tell you.
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: Pete on December 05, 2011, 04:22:45 PM
After the past two days, you may want to rethink this exchange student idea.   :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: Pendergast on December 05, 2011, 10:33:25 PM
goEMAW doesn't have any "patrons" dumbass.  Buy a rough ridin' dictionary.

Title: Re: Dear patrons of goEMAW
Post by: kyles on December 05, 2011, 11:33:03 PM
Quote from: Pete on December 05, 2011, 04:22:45 PM
After the past two days, you may want to rethink this exchange student idea.   :horrorsurprise:

We're now considering a refugee program to house goemawers who were kicked out by the pig aggies.