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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Dr Rick Daris on December 02, 2011, 04:49:25 PM
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just had my first. was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
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just had my first was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattanabout an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got on of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
Jesus Christ you are a piece of crap.
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Last year at arrowhead I saw a family of FloodAggies getting out of their tractor and noticed the dad dropped all their tickets on the ground while he was securing their life jackets inside the cab. I didnt say anything and once they walked away I picked up the tickets and sold them all for $50(Stupid FloodAggie had terrible tickets)
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just had my first was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattanabout an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got on of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
Jesus Christ you are a piece of crap.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Just joking.
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I was chatting with an iowa state co-worker today. I asked him what he thought about Rhoads possibly going to A&M if they offered him a job. He seemed like he didn't care because the program was in motion and they were really going places. He said they didn't need Rhoads to get where they were going.
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I was very surprised.
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:lol:
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So I was sitting on the front porch smoking a cig (and boy do I love a good ciggy) when a family of floodaggies walked by (presumably to enjoy a nice dinner in aggieville) anyway, I leered at the dad floodaggy and flicked my cigarette butt at them.
Pretty lol worthy if you ask me. Dad floodaggy looked ready to crap his dockers.
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some ISU guy just parked at aggieville near the park. I watched him and his three kids get out of their suv and head towards Kites. After they were out of sight I spray painted the entire passenger side of their suv with a purple dick and balls. I sprayed it out really nice. it can't be mistaken for anything but a huge purple bonejob with two super droopy balls at it's base. no paint runs or anything. one solid stroke of the krylon. guys it was really choice work. I wish I had taken a picture.
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So I was sitting on the front porch smoking a cig (and boy do I love a good ciggy) when a family of floodaggies walked by (presumably to enjoy a nice dinner in aggieville) anyway, I leered at the dad floodaggy and flicked my cigarette butt at them.
Pretty lol worthy if you ask me. Dad floodaggy looked ready to crap his dockers.
Should've taken a page from the Colorado fan playbook - pee in a balloon and throw it at them while shining a laser pointer in their eyes and pelting them with D cell batteries
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some ISU guy just parked at aggieville near the park. I watched him and his three kids get out of their suv and head towards Kites. After they were out of sight I spray painted the entire passenger side of their suv with a purple dick and balls. I sprayed it out really nice. it can't be mistaken for anything but a huge purple bonejob with two super droopy balls at it's base. no paint runs or anything. one solid stroke of the krylon. guys it was really choice work. I wish I had taken a picture.
is it too late to go back and take one?
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just had my first was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattanabout an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got on of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
Did you ask the older guy how his brother Jerry was doing?
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just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
how many of them were bald/balding? my guess is all 3 of them
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just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
how many of them were bald/balding? my guess is all 3 of them
absolutely no clue. it all happened just way to fast. i could kind of see them looking at each other in the rear view though and they were all just kind of "wft" to each other and stuff. kind of like this -----> :dunno:
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just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
how many of them were bald/balding? my guess is all 3 of them
absolutely no clue. it all happened just way to fast. i could kind of see them looking at each other in the rear view though and they were all just kind of "wft" to each other and stuff. kind of like this -----> :dunno:
is it too late to go back and check? :dunno:
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just had my firs.t was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
how many of them were bald/balding? my guess is all 3 of them
absolutely no clue. it all happened just way to fast. i could kind of see them looking at each other in the rear view though and they were all just kind of "wft" to each other and stuff. kind of like this -----> :dunno:
is it too late to go back and check? :dunno:
yeah. it was probably around 4pm or so. pissclams was in the car w/ me though so he might know.
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I saw a couple of Iowa State cars getting gas at the Quicktrip on I-70 and 78th in KCK. They went inside for the 2 for $2 taquitos while I slashed their tires.
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just had my first. was driving towards aggieville on n. manhattan about an hour ago. three people. two college aged guys and an older adult male. it looked like maybe they were leaving aggieville and walking to campus or their car. anyway, i usually keep a spit cup in the car and it was about half full. i threw it at them and totally got one of the kids and the older guy. daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
Those hayseeds wouldn't even have known what a spit cup is since they prefer to go ahead and swallow their Kodiak juice.
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GUYS! I just saw that same ISU guy with his Purple Boner SUV talking to some RCPD :lol: Congrats on wasting your time loser
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lol, so guys, this literally just happened. I've been drinking 40's all night (colt 45 ftw amirite?) when I spy this floodaggy with his floodaggy girlfriend (total babe btw) anyway, they are still like 2 blocks away, and since I had drank so many 40's already (like 6 or 7, seriously bro's) :drink: I pissed on the sidewalk then watched them walk through it like 3 minutes later.
Pretty sure he got some on his loafers... lmao, amirite?
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GUYS! I just saw that same ISU guy with his Purple Boner SUV talking to some RCPD :lol: Congrats on wasting your time loser
:lol:
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ive known this punk kid whose parents are both isu grads and raised him to be a cyclone fan and he took pictures with and got autographs from fred hoiberg and dedrick willoughby and jamaal tinsley and marcus fizer and tim floyd and larry eustachey back in the day when kemper arena wasn't condemned and now this kid is totally emaw and tsc
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but i still dont like him all of that much so yeah i saw this kid and so i tried to punch him but the mirror broke and i cut my hand
and ps this kid's dad has crohn's disease and had a section of his colon removed and whenever iowa state plays hes always like "go crohns" and its kindof funny but not funny at the same time go cats
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Every Iowa car I walk by in Aggieville smells like a wet basement.
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I sit by 3 Sporeclones at work 2 younger, 1 older, and all balding. Unbelievable.
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I sit by 3 Sporeclones at work 2 younger, 1 older, and all balding. Unbelievable.
Unbelievable that you've never thought that all moldclones are bald, or unbelievable because you couldn't believe they were all bald after reading this thread, in which case, it's actually very believable, they are all bald.
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daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too. go cats.
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Potato in tailpipe of an iowa tagged pontiac grand prix at Olive Garden. :gocho:
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Used some nose grease to write EMAW on the windshield of a floodaggie tractor with floatation tires on it parked down at City Park. Even their torrential spring rains won't wash that stuff off. :ksu:
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daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too. go cats.
:surprised:
On the football board?!?!?
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The balding reference shows up on this site and I'm like OMG YES.
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flood aggie came into Rock A Belli.........after removing rubbers by the coat rack, pulled up a stool next to me (did not make eye contact).........asked me what my "poison" was, to which i explained JW Black with a splash of soda............he sat silent.........i thought maybe a mini-stroke or something, but realized he had no idea what i was talking about..............i told him good luck tomorrow and offered to buy him a drink of what i was having........he tipped his cap (i took that as "sure").........had the bartender set me up, but had him make a Scorsby and coke for the flood victim
he drank it right down :drool:
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daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too. go cats.
:surprised:
On the football board?!?!?
bball cats, various other bball teams, texas fball or whoever fball i decide for that week, if i decide to pay attention to fball that week, fball cats, swampaggies, dr.pepperaggies, big 12 traitoraggies.
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Just got back from So Long. Crowded in there as usual. Anyway, moldaggie fan trying to get to the bathroom, knocks a menu off the table that's hanging over the edge a bit because we have lots of food on the table (raspberry black bean dip, green chili stew, resist temp, etc). As he reaches over to pick up the menu, i push him down so that he falls on the floor. by this time everyone in the bar is pointing and laughing at the guy. he just kinda gets up, laughs a little, and goes to the bathroom. i mean :dunno:
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Saw a car with Iowa tags parked in front of Cold Stone around 2 pm today.
Keyed a good, legible "KSU" right in the driver's side door.
:gocho:
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daris-1, iowa state fans-0. go cats.
its actually daris 2, swampags 0, unless you were lying about getting the older guy too. go cats.
:surprised:
On the football board?!?!?
bball cats, various other bball teams, texas fball or whoever fball i decide for that week, if i decide to pay attention to fball that week, fball cats, swampaggies, dr.pepperaggies, big 12 traitoraggies.
yeah. it's probably is me +2 and them 0 i guess. also, sys hates isu more than he hates kstate football. actually the whole state of iowa pretty much.
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some ISU guy just parked at aggieville near the park. I watched him and his three kids get out of their suv and head towards Kites. After they were out of sight I spray painted the entire passenger side of their suv with a purple dick and balls. I sprayed it out really nice. it can't be mistaken for anything but a huge purple bonejob with two super droopy balls at it's base. no paint runs or anything. one solid stroke of the krylon. guys it was really choice work. I wish I had taken a picture.
I thought this was such a great idea, I just copied it and tagged an Iowa plated car as well, but since I'm kinda drunk, it didn't turn out so neat as your's sounds......sure hope the RCPD don't mistake mine for your work and arrest you SD. :dunno:
If this happens I apologize in advance. Still have some purple krylon left, so I'm heading back out....
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One of my bro's favorite movie is Field of Dreams. Went over to his house today, stole his bluray of FOD, and burned it. About as rigid as it gets for this old fart.
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just got back from aggieville. saw an isu guy (30 yrs old?) that got punched and spit on outside of aggie lounge while his gf (wife?) stood around freaking out. i had to kind of lol. was that anybody from here? if so... :cheers:
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So I was driving down I-70 & I saw this ford on the side of the road with ISU plates on the front & ISU alum stickers on the back. Outside by the rear passenger tire was a rather good looking chap in tight jeans & wearing a smooth black cowboy hat. I stopped to help him out. I loaned him my 3 ton jack, because all that poor fellow had in his car was the factory scissor lift deal. Anyway, I also loosened the lugs for him because I always keep a 4 way lug wrench in the car because they're easier than the standard tire iron. I mentioned to him that a 4 way was the only way to go & he bashfully agreed. After I had asked him how he squeezed himself into such tight jeans, we decided to give up on the tire. He offered to buy me a drink so I murdered him. what a mommy.
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OMG! just got a text from a friend that is at longhorns and said that there is an isu fan passed out in the bathroom and everybody is pissing on him! i told him to take a pic and send. :fatty: :crossfingers:
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ture story: a younger E4LJHL new a total douchebag groweing up. he was a cloner. anyways he totally screwed me over by not showing up to a presentation in trig class.
the young EMAWer got back at him by having sex with his single and decently hot mother two years later while home on thanksgiving break.
GO CATS
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ture story: a younger E4LJHL new a total douchebag groweing up. he was a cloner. anyways he totally screwed me over by not showing up to a presentation in trig class.
the young EMAWer got back at him by having sex with his single and decently hot mother two years later while home on thanksgiving break.
GO CATS
:thumbsup:
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OMG! just got a text from a friend that is at longhorns and said that there is an isu fan passed out in the bathroom and everybody is pissing on him! i told him to take a pic and send. :fatty: :crossfingers:
lmao thats a pretty nice place to get passed out at.
clone fans and their light weightedness :rolleyes:
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OMG! just got a text from a friend that is at longhorns and said that there is an isu fan passed out in the bathroom and everybody is pissing on him! i told him to take a pic and send. :fatty: :crossfingers:
lmao thats a pretty nice place to get passed out at.
clone fans and their light weightedness :rolleyes:
right after i posted i guess the police showed up and took the passed out guy away. from what i gather some guy was about ready to take a dump on him so the police probably came at a good time. friend didn't get any pictures though.
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:surprised:
From CycloneFanatic thread with link to this thread.
Here is what they are saying/bragging about. Sounds like a bunch of F'n idiots. Who admits to crimes on the internet, don't they know that it can be traced back? Hope we can get these tards busted! If anybody knows anybody that got their car keyed at a Coldstone, or SUV painted, lead them to this link!
****ISU SUV SPRAY PAINTED BY KSU FANS, CAR KEYED AT COLDSTONE @ KSU GAME!!!
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:surprised:
From CycloneFanatic thread with link to this thread.
Here is what they are saying/bragging about. Sounds like a bunch of F'n idiots. Who admits to crimes on the internet, don't they know that it can be traced back? Hope we can get these tards busted! If anybody knows anybody that got their car keyed at a Coldstone, or SUV painted, lead them to this link!
****ISU SUV SPRAY PAINTED BY KSU FANS, CAR KEYED AT COLDSTONE @ KSU GAME!!!
:runaway:
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:surprised:
From CycloneFanatic thread with link to this thread.
Here is what they are saying/bragging about. Sounds like a bunch of F'n idiots. Who admits to crimes on the internet, don't they know that it can be traced back? Hope we can get these tards busted! If anybody knows anybody that got their car keyed at a Coldstone, or SUV painted, lead them to this link!
****ISU SUV SPRAY PAINTED BY KSU FANS, CAR KEYED AT COLDSTONE @ KSU GAME!!!
:runaway:
CRAP. MODS CAN THEY BACKTRACE?
CAN THEY BACKTRACE?!
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:lol:
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Overheard three ISU fans talking. They were telling their swampaggy buddies that someone threw a half-full spit cup at them last night on their way out of Aggieville, but they got the plates and called it in.
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if anybody can get ahold of a moderator that has the ability to delete this thread i would really appreciate it. i know it can be done. i just don't know who can do it. but i know some of you guys know them personally and have cell phone numbers and stuff and it would really, really, help me out if you could make this thread just "go away" ;)
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crap, after reading this thread I bet the mods are probably busying shredding emails and packing their bags for Mexico.
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WILL THE CONSEQUENCES EVER BE THE SAME!?!?
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Drunk obnoxious floodaggy front row of middle deck yelling bullshit. Student section chants "we're gonna beat the eff out of you" at him. Drunk water trash
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relax, rick daris. they can't backtrace anything without the cooperation of the owners.
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I saw purple boner & balls SUV in the parking lot after the game. 3 loser kids and loser dad loading up their loser asses into their purple boner/balls suv on their way back to their loser town :lol: go cats
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Guys, if i get in trouble for posting in this thread, and my mom finds out, I will definitely be grounded and won't be able to go to the bowl game. Can someone delete these threads please. I feel sick.
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I don't even care you guys. there is no evidence against me. I threw the can of purple krylon in the dumpster behind ihop.
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I saw purple boner & balls SUV in the parking lot after the game. 3 loser kids and loser dad loading up their loser asses into their purple boner/balls suv on their way back to their loser town :lol: go cats
holy crap! i saw it too. the suv, not the kids and dad. i explained the whole thing to my wife and her mom and they had my wife take a picture of them in front of it. lol. pm me your cell phone number and i'll send it to you. lmao.
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I saw purple boner & balls SUV in the parking lot after the game. 3 loser kids and loser dad loading up their loser asses into their purple boner/balls suv on their way back to their loser town :lol: go cats
holy crap! i saw it too. the suv, not the kids and dad. i explained the whole thing to my wife and her mom and they had my wife take a picture of them in front of it. lol. pm me you cell phone number and i'll send it to you. lmao.
sent. lmao.
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I saw purple boner & balls SUV in the parking lot after the game. 3 loser kids and loser dad loading up their loser asses into their purple boner/balls suv on their way back to their loser town :lol: go cats
holy crap! i saw it too. the suv, not the kids and dad. i explained the whole thing to my wife and her mom and they had my wife take a picture of them in front of it. lol. pm me you cell phone number and i'll send it to you. lmao.
sent. lmao.
alright. it's on my wifes phone so i had to text her your number and ask her to send it to you. lmao, her and her parents are still in aggieville. we all ate at kites and then i came home to watch the osu/ou game. should've just stayed out and drank. lol. let me know if you don't get it for some reason.
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relax, rick daris. they can't backtrace anything without the cooperation of the owners.
Fanning doesn't seem like a guy that would double cross anyone.
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Did anyone just see what I did to sandbagaggy fan at Kites? The entire place was cheering me on!!! :cheers:
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This guy stole a floodaggy fan's sombrero during the stadium lap. :emawkid:
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Also, front-row illEMAWnati, :eye:
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I beat the hell out of some isu kid 4 yrs ago.It was non football related but jesus did I whomp this kid. His friends definitely called the cops. Fuckin snitches.
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i table intimidated 3 tables of swamp/flood aggies at the falloon yesterday.
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i table intimidated 3 tables of swamp/flood aggies at the falloon yesterday.
It was text book TI'ing.