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Title: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: CHONGS on December 01, 2011, 11:00:21 PM
So I am going to make walking tacos for one this weekend.   What's your best gourmet/nongourmet WT recipe?  Let's start a database.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 01, 2011, 11:01:21 PM
Pineapple salsa  :love:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 01, 2011, 11:40:41 PM
If you are trying to throw clams an alley-oop thread, put his name in the title jeez.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: BigCat on December 01, 2011, 11:41:25 PM
The trick (I think) is to use equal parts beef bouillon, milk and water when mixing your seasoning in with the ground beef and black bean mixture. Creamier texture helps take care of the crunchiness and saltiness of the Fritos. Also try using shredded or melted goat cheese and baby greens or fresh spinach instead of garbage Iowa lettuce. If you can source local, organic Fritos they are of course recommended. :cheers:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 02, 2011, 12:38:13 AM
I thought these were made with Doritos.  If not, why not use Doritos?
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: EuroCat on December 02, 2011, 05:08:46 AM
Since you're a KSU fan i reccomend the foie gras walking taco with thinly sliced truffle chips topped with a light Velouté sauce.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 07:12:17 AM
15 taco bell beef burritos.  cut off the ends.  full size bag of doritos nacho cheese.  squeeze the burritos so all the filling smushes out into the bag of chips.  dump a bag salad mix into the chip bag.  mix with large wooden spoon.  stick 10 plastic forks in it.  boom, enormous shared walking taco for you and your disgusting iowan tailgate. 
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: EllToPay on December 02, 2011, 07:59:50 AM
walking tacos are disgusting.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Emo EMAW on December 02, 2011, 08:24:11 AM
I like the original walking taco:  pickled carp with flotsam on top.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Rams on December 02, 2011, 08:30:57 AM
the eff is a walking taco?  :confused:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: felix rex on December 02, 2011, 08:39:31 AM
Be sure to fill the bag with salsa until only the very tops of the chips can be seen (when you order it this way in Ames, they call it a "wading taco").
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: pissclams on December 02, 2011, 08:41:48 AM
Be sure to fill the bag with salsa until only the very tops of the chips can be seen (when you order it this way in Ames, they call it a "wading taco").

that's cute.
i've got a whole myriad of different salsa's for this weekend's KC_WTP.
what really threw me for a loop last WTP was Limestone preferring cool ranch doritos over nacho cheese doritos in his walking tacos.  wth?   :confused:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 08:42:22 AM
sour cream that comes in a tube to squeeze into your disgusting chip bag to cool off the heat of whatever disguting hot thing you put in there as needed.  or just dip your dirty fork right into the sour cream container that everyone is sharing to pile it on.  whatever.  
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: pissclams on December 02, 2011, 09:34:06 AM
sour cream that comes in a tube to squeeze into your disgusting chip bag to cool off the heat of whatever disguting hot thing you put in there as needed.  or just dip your dirty fork right into the sour cream container that everyone is sharing to pile it on.  whatever. 

or just have a separate spoon for sour cream.  LOL dumbass. 
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 09:42:02 AM
when you need to spice up your walking taco king size bag just dump a whole shitload of Pace Picante Hot Thick & Chunky onto it and stir it up with the other disgusting crap you have in there. 
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Cricketer on December 02, 2011, 09:47:03 AM

1. Open personal sized bag of Doritos
2. Let a dog take a dump in said bag
3. Climb back on tractor and enjoy
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: bigwillie20 on December 02, 2011, 09:50:06 AM

1. Open personal sized bag of Doritos
2. Let a dog take a dump in said bag
3. Climb back on tractor and enjoy

 :lick:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 10:01:47 AM

1. Open personal sized bag of Doritos
2. Let a dog take a dump in said bag
3. Climb back on tractor and enjoy

 :thumbs:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Rams on December 02, 2011, 10:08:08 AM
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Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
another tip I got from an iowa guy who asked me if I could spare any change is to tear the bag open after you are done and lick off the disgusting residue that is stuck to the corners.  I guess it's some of the choicest pieces of walking taco that get stuck down there.  I mean, you aren't going to look any more disgusting than you already do by eating this crap so why not!
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Cire on December 02, 2011, 10:12:20 AM
Fritos
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: AbeFroman on December 02, 2011, 10:12:56 AM
15 taco bell beef burritos.  cut off the ends.  full size bag of doritos nacho cheese.  squeeze the burritos so all the filling smushes out into the bag of chips.  dump a bag salad mix into the chip bag.  mix with large wooden spoon.  stick 10 plastic forks in it.  boom, enormous shared walking taco for you and your disgusting iowan tailgate. 


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Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 10:14:40 AM
if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 10:25:09 AM
A lot of WT eaters will crunch their doritos up into a fine chowder before dumping the processed crap into the bag to form a kind of meat cement that is more uniform in texture than a traditional full chip WT.  I say choose whatever option you like best because, no matter which route you take with your WT you can rest assured you are going to be looked at like a repulsive freak.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 02, 2011, 10:29:41 AM
if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: pissclams on December 02, 2011, 10:43:04 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: AbeFroman on December 02, 2011, 10:50:22 AM
Buy 10 tacos for $8 at Taco Bell
Take tacos out of bag, unwrap
Put tacos back in bag
Crunch up bag
Enjoy!
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 02, 2011, 11:00:00 AM
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Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 02, 2011, 11:05:17 AM
Try Tri Deltas' new TriDeltacos!  They're Deltalicious !
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: jtksu on December 02, 2011, 11:20:33 AM
Buy 10 tacos for $8 at Taco Bell
Take tacos out of bag, unwrap
Put tacos back in bag
Crunch up bag
Enjoy!

Could I substitute Taco Tico tacos?  They have 50 cent tacos on Sundays and I thought it may be a nice treat to enjoy during the Va Tech game.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: AbeFroman on December 02, 2011, 12:02:37 PM
Buy 10 tacos for $8 at Taco Bell
Take tacos out of bag, unwrap
Put tacos back in bag
Crunch up bag
Enjoy!

Could I substitute Taco Tico tacos?  They have 50 cent tacos on Sundays and I thought it may be a nice treat to enjoy during the Va Tech game.

As long as they are eaten with a fork (or better yet, a spork) out of a bag, it doesn't matter which taco establishment  you purchase your ingredients from.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 02, 2011, 12:12:13 PM
OT: what are the best toppings for a bag of Funyuns?
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on December 02, 2011, 12:19:46 PM
SD owning this thread!  The more I read from him the worse my stomach felt!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: AbeFroman on December 02, 2011, 12:24:40 PM
OT: what are the best toppings for a bag of Funyuns?

Ranch Dressing and Chili
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: jtksu on December 02, 2011, 12:48:52 PM
Aren't WT's pretty much just a cheap and readily available form in which to waterproof your regular taco?
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 02, 2011, 04:02:08 PM
Aren't WT's pretty much just a cheap and readily available form in which to waterproof your regular taco?

You're thinking of taco boats, which require a method of adding buoyancy.  Walking tacos would sink and get wet anyway.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 02, 2011, 04:05:47 PM
OT: what are the best toppings for a bag of Funyuns?

Ranch Dressing and Chili

Whew...I was about to soil these Funyuns with a KFC famous bowl.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: hatingfrancisco on December 02, 2011, 04:22:50 PM
Whew...I was about to soil these Funyuns with a KFC famous bowl.

God Damn Famous Bowls!  :love:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Cricketer on December 02, 2011, 04:32:09 PM
Whew...I was about to soil these Funyuns with a KFC famous bowl.

God Damn Famous Bowls!  :love:

 :flush: :flush: :flush:

What are you?  dadboner?  Gross.  On a side note, I just did my humanitarian duty for the day and fished two Clones out of the river.  Their old truck blew a tire and off the bridge they went.  They were on the way to the game but decided to head home on a Greyhound after they lost all their provisions which included a cooler full of taco meat, an old milk jug filled with PBR and a couple hogs. 
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2011, 08:22:03 PM
Going with "Asian" flavor walking tacos
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: steve dave on December 02, 2011, 08:26:01 PM
good idea.  go to hyvee and get a bunch of sesame chicken and dump that crap into a huge bag of wontons.  pour half a bottle of soy sauce on it and shake the hell out of it.  eat it with chopsticks, a fork, your hands or whatever you feel like because it's not going to alter the amount of rough ridin' gross-out that people are going to have watching you gorge yourself on that filth.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: POWL on December 02, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
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Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: CHONGS on December 02, 2011, 08:47:18 PM
good idea.  go to hyvee and get a bunch of sesame chicken and dump that crap into a huge bag of wontons.  pour half a bottle of soy sauce on it and shake the hell out of it.  eat it with chopsticks, a fork, your hands or whatever you feel like because it's not going to alter the amount of rough ridin' gross-out that people are going to have watching you gorge yourself on that filth.
pretty damn close...no wontons, I bought some sesame and seaweed flavored rice chips.   sesame flavored chinese sausage will go on top along with chow mein vegetables.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Kat Kid on December 02, 2011, 10:09:19 PM
if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 :lol:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 02, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw. 

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 :lol:

not going to lie here. i have an uncle that lives in shenanadoah, iowa and he keeps two shotguns by his bed. one is a real one that he can shoot intruders w/ and the other is one like steve dave described in case he wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry. so weird.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MadCat on December 03, 2011, 12:23:06 AM
if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 :lol:

not going to lie here. i have an uncle that lives in shenanadoah, iowa and he keeps to shotguns by his bed. one is a real one that he can shoot intruders w/ and the other is one like steve dave described incase he wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry. so weird.
Hope he never picks the wrong one.  :ohno:
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Perry on December 03, 2011, 02:02:58 AM
if your fork tears through the side of the bag you can seal off the top like a pastry chef's icing bag and squeeze the crap out of the hole directly into your gaping maw.  

The "Iowa Shotgun"

 :lol:

not going to lie here. i have an uncle that lives in shenanadoah, iowa and he keeps to shotguns by his bed. one is a real one that he can shoot intruders w/ and the other is one like steve dave described incase he wakes up in the middle of the night and is hungry. so weird.
Hope he never picks the wrong one.  :ohno:

Yeah, I'd hate to be the burglar that gets WT thrown at me. Jesus, that would be awful.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: jtksu on December 03, 2011, 02:15:34 AM
Guys, is it possible we just discovered the backstory to Hav's poor uncle?  Dood wasn't suicidal, he was just really hungry.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: felix rex on December 03, 2011, 07:47:13 AM
Sidenote: seafood variants of this Iowa staple (aka the "walking fish taco" or "the Darwin") are banned in the state as sacrilegious.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Cire on December 03, 2011, 08:39:55 AM
I still can't believe you gingers eat walking tacos with doritos.  Barf.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: pissclams on December 03, 2011, 10:29:22 AM
I still can't believe you gingers eat walking tacos with doritos.  Barf.

it's a tribute son, tribute.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Pete on December 03, 2011, 10:47:59 AM
I still can't believe you gingers eat walking tacos with doritos.  Barf.

it's a tribute son, tribute.
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Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: michigancat on December 03, 2011, 11:04:04 AM
oh man
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: ChiComCat on November 19, 2020, 11:13:42 AM
What a great walk down memory lane.  IMO, walking tacos are the tribute you pay to the football gods to keep embarrassing ISU.

This year I think I'm going Fritos with beef, lettuce, salsa, hot sauce, shredded cheese, guac.  I may end up getting some strange chip flavor when I go to the store though and call an audible.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: MakeItRain on November 19, 2020, 12:26:52 PM
The concept of waking tacos was fantastic until I moved here, I'm very over them.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: GregKSU1027 on November 19, 2020, 02:29:01 PM
The concept of waking tacos was fantastic until I moved here, I'm very over them.
I have started doing them but in a gallon ziploc bag, they are great after a long night of drinking. I usually have all taco ingredients on hand. I do either fritos or doritos for the crunch.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: GregKSU1027 on November 19, 2020, 02:31:50 PM
Growing up at our town fair they had a super taco. Which is an oversized crunchy taco with about triple the toppings in them than a taco bell supreme crunchy taco. I still have yet to find a fair food that can hold a candle to it. Maybe the Pronto Pup at the KS State fair but it's not even close.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Skipper44 on November 19, 2020, 02:46:34 PM
I going with Takis this year so the WTs will be spicy even if our team is not
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: pissclams on November 19, 2020, 04:13:26 PM
sour cream that comes in a tube to squeeze into your disgusting chip bag to cool off the heat of whatever disguting hot thing you put in there as needed.  or just dip your dirty fork right into the sour cream container that everyone is sharing to pile it on.  whatever. 

or just have a separate spoon for sour cream.  LOL dumbass. 

my God, i clicked on this thread hoping for a good time and came across this post.  what an embarrassing turn of events.  i'm such a loser.  i only use tube sour cream now.   sd paving sour cream roads since 2011.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Pete on November 19, 2020, 04:24:53 PM
Picture in your minds eye, a gathering of gE loved ones sitting at the bar in the Falloon to watch the Cats stomp Iowa State (again), when the Falloon staff brings out a giant plate of taco fixin's and clams busts out a crap ton of Doritos bags, and the place turns into a mass walking taco celebration of life. True story.
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Pete on November 19, 2020, 04:25:28 PM
 I mean, I thought I was going to live forever!
Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Cire on November 19, 2020, 04:40:20 PM
sour cream that comes in a tube to squeeze into your disgusting chip bag to cool off the heat of whatever disguting hot thing you put in there as needed.  or just dip your dirty fork right into the sour cream container that everyone is sharing to pile it on.  whatever. 

or just have a separate spoon for sour cream.  LOL dumbass. 

my God, i clicked on this thread hoping for a good time and came across this post.  what an embarrassing turn of events.  i'm such a loser.  i only use tube sour cream now.   sd paving sour cream roads since 2011.
Bothers me that I know I’m not getting all the sour cream in the tube.

I pride myself on getting every last bit of whatever I’m scraping out of a jar/container


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Title: Re: goEMAW Walking Taco Recipe Database
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 20, 2020, 02:08:48 PM
Picture in your minds eye, a gathering of gE loved ones sitting at the bar in the Falloon to watch the Cats stomp Iowa State (again), when the Falloon staff brings out a giant plate of taco fixin's and clams busts out a crap ton of Doritos bags, and the place turns into a mass walking taco celebration of life. True story.

canco.  there are photos that document this gathering of elites.