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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on December 01, 2011, 12:51:48 PM
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As most of you know, my favorite past time is finding opposing team fans and destroying them in physical confrontations in the parking lot prior to our games. I usually pick out the ones with large families with them so they have to suffer the shame of having the ever loving crap kicked out of them by me for the rest of their lives. I usually only beat 2 or 3 fans to within an inch of their life per game but I'm thinking of raising that number to close to double digits for this one. Anyway, what are your plans for the game? Anyone cooking anything or something? Throwing around the football a bit?
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I might throw around a football with some buds. My favorite thing is to run towards a row of cars and have a bud throw the ball and I reach to catch it with both feet on the ground as if I am right on the sideline. Will probably do several times.
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I'm probably going to play some washers with my group. Dump some Iowa State ginger kid into a porta potty. Probably go in early and watch warmups.
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I will be doing my charitable Christmas giving by handing out life jackets to all Clone fans that made the long trip from Ames. Tis the season to be giving. Spring is right around the corner.
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Probably go in early and watch warmups.
Yeah, my buds and I always go in about an hour and a half early and try to catch the balls as they're being kicked through the uprights. Sometimes my friends fake like they're going to run off with the ball, but then immediately throw it back on the field once the K-State people call for it.
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Last year we used to always play football in the grass lot to the east of the east paved lot. Used to have really good games going. Two hand touch. At arrowhead it just wasn't the same. maybe it was the paved parking lot. maybe it was the iowa state kid that we dogpiled out of nowhere and knocked unconcious and we had to run before the cops showed. something was just off. This year has been great though. Hope to have a good game again if anyone's interested.
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Washers, PAKing, and hanging with a few fillys!!! Also, rumblings of mimosas and bloodies.... :peek:
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I will be doing my charitable Christmas giving by handing out life jackets to all Clone fans that made the long trip from Ames. Tis the season to be giving. Spring is right around the corner.
Dont forget these for the smaller hawkeyes who wont fit in a lifejacket!
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My plan really depends on how much manure the school spreads on the visiting team's parking lot.
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Really excited to get blackout drunk at 6:30 am in freezing rain! :party: :emawkid: :emawkid:
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Can anyone "in the know" give me some insidery info on how much farm animal feces the University intends to spread all over the dedicated ISU fan's parking lot? Do they just dump everything they have left because it is last home game or is there a formula? Or maybe they overdid it like sometimes in the winter when KDOT over salts the roads and the salt runs out before spring?
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i'll be walking taco PAKing with some buds, prob be some booze involved.
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I am going to go Christmas caroling at the old folks home, drop some stuff off at Goodwill, key every Iowa car I see, enjoy the weather, and listen to the Cats on the radio as I rotate my compost.
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I am going to go Christmas caroling at the old folks home, drop some stuff off at Goodwill, key every Iowa car I see, enjoy the weather, and listen to the Cats on the radio as I rotate my compost.
you should sneak into your neighbor's house, the ISU fan, and take a massive dump on his bed. urine in his apple juice. leave unnoticed.
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I am going to go Christmas caroling at the old folks home, drop some stuff off at Goodwill, key every Iowa car I see, enjoy the weather, and listen to the Cats on the radio as I rotate my compost.
you should sneak into your neighbor's house, the ISU fan, and take a massive dump on his bed. urine in his apple juice. leave unnoticed.
speaking of which, have you ever seen an Iowa State Fan younger than 55 yrs old? I sure haven't.
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Have you ever seen a male ISU fan, that had a full head of hair? I seriously haven't.
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Have you ever seen a male ISU fan, that had a full head of hair? I seriously haven't.
Have you ever seen a female ISU fan who doesn't still wear jeans and Doc Martins? No.
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I am planning on coughing on ISU fans. Love them so much.
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One thing that I like to ask my group before we head to the stadium is if they are prepared for the weather. It never fails that someone from our tailgate doesn't bring a heavy enough coat or forgets their rain poncho for games like this one. Something I like to ask ISU fans is if they are the suing type because I'm not made of rough ridin' money and their face isn't going to look very good in front of a jury when I'm done with it. It is also helpful to make a list of supplies you need at the tailgate so you don't end up with no buns for your brats.
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1) listen to wifey's admonition to "please watch the WTF!!'s, GD!!'s & JFC!!'s during the game when KSU invariably goes down 14-0 half way thru 2nd qtr.
2) start ignoring my children.
3) hydrate
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1) listen to wifey's admonition to "please watch the WTF!!'s, GD!!'s & JFC!!'s during the game when KSU invariably goes down 14-0 half way thru 2nd qtr.
2) start ignoring my children.
3) hydrate
HOF first post.
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Please change thread title to "Prelude to a Championship" :gocho:
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Have you ever seen a male ISU fan, that had a full head of hair? I seriously haven't.
Have you ever seen a female ISU fan who doesn't still wear jeans and Doc Martins? No.
I saw a female ISU fan wearing cargo shorts and Doc Martins. So... yes.
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2 chicks and a kilo of cocaine.
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Me and the brosephs always start pre-noon games with a few screwdrivers and breakfast burrito's. Head to the family tailgate where we all reminisce about our own respective years at State. This is followed by a few beers while having serious coaching strategy conversations. Sneak in a few games of STUMP to get the anger flowing. Afterwards, a quick game of catch with my nephew. I do throw the ball hard at him. It's not to be a dick, it's to make him less of a bitch. Meet back up with the brosephs to grab a beer for the walk up to BSFS, high and low fiving fellow Catbackers all the way into the stadium. Enjoy the half hour of pregame festivities. I participate in everything. From the preamble, all the way to the, "ARE YOUUUUUUU READYYYYYYY!!!! And at this point, I am. I think our record exlpains what I do the next 3 1/2 hours. :cool: :kstatriot:
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I'm going to drink so much pop that I get really, REALLY hyper, then go yell nasty things at opposing fans. My mom usually doesn't let me drink more than one, but I think she'll let me this weekend since it's the last regular season game and all. Should be a fun time!
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Despite the fact that there is no chance in hell of getting caught or facing any retribution at all, I will not be popping the tires of ISU fans cars with my new swiss army pocket knife or scratching goEMAW.com in to their doors with a key. That's what I won't be doing tomorrow. :lynchmob:
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Last year we used to always play football in the grass lot to the east of the east paved lot. Used to have really good games going. Two hand touch. At arrowhead it just wasn't the same. maybe it was the paved parking lot. maybe it was the iowa state kid that we dogpiled out of nowhere and knocked unconcious and we had to run before the cops showed. something was just off. This year has been great though. Hope to have a good game again if anyone's interested.
i throw a semi-tight spiral.
been compared to mike vick, with combinations of speed, occasional left handedness, and aformentioned wobbly throws.