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Title: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: ksucrcoop on March 03, 2010, 12:44:57 PM
http://www.kansan.com/news/2010/mar/03/truth-about-state-traditions (http://www.kansan.com/news/2010/mar/03/truth-about-state-traditions)


"Editor's note: In honor of the Kansas State men's basketball game Wednesday, The Kansan took a light-hearted look at some of K-State's "traditions."

tra-di-tion

    * a long-established or inherited way of thinking or acting.
    * a continuing pattern of culture beliefs or practices.

The University of Kansas knows what it means to have tradition. The name Jayhawk was used to describe people who fought to make Kansas a free state, or free from slavery, as far back as the 1850s. That name has been used in the Rock Chalk Chant since its creation in 1886. The chant has been sung at sporting events ever since and according to legend, it was sung by American troops in World War II. The University has held these types of traditions for more than 100 years.

But it’s difficult to apply that same term — tradition — to K-State when half of its traditions have been created in the past 20 years. Each one is an attempt to fill the void left by the last lackluster ritual in the university’s 147-year history.

Octagon of Doom

Because we all know octagons are the most intimidating of the polygons. Let’s be honest, no one is going to take “Triangle of Death” seriously. It’s just science.

Willie the Wildcat

The KSU mascot used to be a dog, now it’s a cat. Sticking with the traditional household pet theme, perhaps KSU will instate a guinea pig as its next mascot. (Editor’s note:There’s already a series of terrible guinea pig promotional videos the school could capitalize on.)

EMAW

Oh dear God, what have they come up with now? No it’s not an ewok’s long-lost cousin, it’s the latest slogan plastered across K-State billboards and websites – Every Man a Wildcat. The slogan even has its own fan website, so it must be good, right?
YouTube Video
K-State's Power Towels

Power towels

This is Ron Princes’s failed attempt to start a new K-State tradition complete with a bad promotional video. We’d say more but the video speaks for itself.

The other wildcat

Emulating other Universities that have live mascots as a part of school tradition, K-State attempted to incorporate its own: a bobcat named, Touchdown I (since there’s no such thing as a “wildcat.”) Unfortunately, the bobcat hadn’t even made it to Manhattan when it was attacked and fatally injured by a porcupine.

In conclusion….

There seems to be an ongoing theme with these K-State “traditions": They quickly die off. K-State fans have long lost or burned their power towels and Willie’s head once went missing for more than two years. For the sake of our state’s reputation we can only hope the “Octagon of Doom” and “EMAW” meet a similar fate.

Rock Chalk Jayhawk."
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: steve dave on March 03, 2010, 12:46:59 PM
 :zzz:
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: pissclams on March 03, 2010, 12:49:19 PM
this article is going to make sherron play harder and also make pullen dunk it tonight.  also, it's senior night!!!
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: ChiComCat on March 03, 2010, 12:49:25 PM
For the sake of their journalistic integrity, I would hope they would make one correction.  EMAW is currently plastered across KU billboards, not K-State.
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: WildcatNkilt on March 03, 2010, 12:49:37 PM
Jealousy is noted.   :users:
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Post by: FP TC etc. on March 03, 2010, 12:53:55 PM
Wow, what a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) article...  :facepalm:
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Post by: EllToPay on March 03, 2010, 12:54:46 PM
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E2P always gets the last laugh
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: Pexikan on March 03, 2010, 12:56:53 PM
Entertaining. Who wrote that again? I'm gonna go burn down their house while their family is trapped inside.
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Post by: hemmy on March 03, 2010, 01:01:58 PM
When first published they said the Power Towel was Snyder's idea.....Nice ninja edit.
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: Pexikan on March 03, 2010, 01:15:51 PM
I'm gonna need more gas and matches then.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 03, 2010, 01:22:44 PM
entertaining....i like their "take" on a jayhawk too...
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 03, 2010, 01:35:25 PM
Why are they so fixiated on us that they have to make stuff up?

Hilarious how they make things up about soldiers chanting during WWII.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

They also threw up Combo fan handsigns at Iwo Jima.
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: monumentcat on March 03, 2010, 01:59:29 PM
Why are they so fixiated on us that they have to make stuff up?

Hilarious how they make things up about soldiers chanting during WWII.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

They also threw up Combo fan handsigns at Iwo Jima.

When MacArthur returned to the Phillippines, he was sporting the Combo fan handsign.

He also said something like "Warm up the napalm mutherfrackers"
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: DOOMsday on March 03, 2010, 02:34:40 PM
 :lol: They think we just came up with EMAW recently!  :lol:
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: WillieWatanabe on March 03, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
:lol: They think we just came up with EMAW recently!  :lol:

Yeah, some of the comments kinda put them to shame...
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: Dugout DickStone on March 03, 2010, 02:59:12 PM
Why are they so fixiated on us that they have to make stuff up?

Hilarious how they make things up about soldiers chanting during WWII.  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

They also threw up Combo fan handsigns at Iwo Jima.

When MacArthur returned to the Phillippines, he was sporting the Combo fan handsign.

He also said something like "Warm up the napalm mutherfrackers"

The word Wildcat was used before that of Jayhawk and (by their reasoning) is more original.
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: 'taterblast on March 03, 2010, 04:12:07 PM
i would admit if that article "got us good." but it pretty much just sucked.
Title: Re: Fuel-->Fire
Post by: Skipper44 on March 03, 2010, 04:16:11 PM


The most facinating thing about that article . . . it took 3 people to write it.


The most disappointing part is one of the three will be our beat writer in 4 or 5 years :curse: