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Title: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: J on November 19, 2011, 12:14:42 PM
Just got here.

godfuckingdammit I already hate this place  :chainsaw: :curse:

everybody talks all weird and I was driving and there was this one legged hobo asking for George Washingtons and I was all like "NO BITCH". Probably was a turddork longhorn fan.

 :chainsaw: :chainsaw: :chainsaw:

:eff:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: steve dave on November 19, 2011, 12:15:08 PM
I enjoyed this report
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: GoodForAnother on November 19, 2011, 12:16:10 PM
my sources told me fitz was hitting on young women last night
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 19, 2011, 12:23:14 PM
I enjoyed this report

+1.  If we didn't already have crippling overhead I'd say sign him up
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 19, 2011, 12:31:48 PM
you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: 'taterblast on November 19, 2011, 12:32:43 PM
Can confirm
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 19, 2011, 12:38:06 PM
you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on November 19, 2011, 12:40:20 PM
There are a lot of homeless people in Austin. They have more beggars than Lawrence. This surprised me the first time I went there. It's still an elite city, though.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: J on November 19, 2011, 12:51:43 PM
UPDATE #1

There is a plane flying around with a banner. I think it says "KSU CAT FANS ARE NERDS LOL". Godpieceofshitcuntcrotchdammit!!!!!  :curse:

Also, lots of roads.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 19, 2011, 12:53:41 PM
you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

jumbo sized manhattan ks with school in session.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 19, 2011, 12:56:20 PM
you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

jumbo sized manhattan ks with school in session.

I guess if you are a bad Manhattan driver this could be true.  There is no trip over 10 minutes for a pro.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Kat Kid on November 19, 2011, 01:12:55 PM
UPDATE #1

There is a plane flying around with a banner. I think it says "KSU CAT FANS ARE NERDS LOL". Godpieceofshitcuntcrotchdammit!!!!!  :curse:

Also, lots of roads.

OMG!  They love us!

 :lol:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: J on November 19, 2011, 01:34:40 PM
UPDATE #2

Just passed by a resauraunt named "The Clay Pit: Indian Food Restaraunt"  :lol:

Really, clay, rick?  :lol: Might as well eat play-doh, cuz you can make it look fries and milkshakes.

Guys I think rick is lying
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 19, 2011, 01:41:07 PM
UPDATE #2

Just passed by a resauraunt named "The Clay Pit: Indian Food Restaraunt"  :lol:

Really, clay, rick?  :lol: Might as well eat play-doh, cuz you can make it look fries and milkshakes.

Guys I think rick is lying

HAVE EATEN THERE. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Panjandrum on November 19, 2011, 01:49:18 PM
you know what's a really nice city with like the best restaurants in the world? austin. it's basically just a jumbo sized manhattan ks.

Now, let's be honest about the traffic.

Thank God someone said it so I wasn't the guy who had to break that ice.

Great city.  Traffic awful.  Daris is totally right on the eats though.

Chuy's.   :lick: :lick:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: AppleJack on November 19, 2011, 01:52:57 PM
bats
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: Kat Kid on November 19, 2011, 02:22:42 PM
eat at Z Tejas, stay at the Driskill or the W.  You'll frown at the bill, but thank me later.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: gokatgo on November 19, 2011, 02:25:57 PM
UPDATE #1

There is a plane flying around with a banner. I think it says "KSU CAT FANS ARE NERDS LOL". Godpieceofshitcuntcrotchdammit!!!!!  :curse:

Also, lots of roads.

That's why I always keep a laser pointer in my pocket protector
Title: Re: OFFICIAL: Report from Austin
Post by: J on November 19, 2011, 04:38:27 PM
UPDATE #3

GOODGOD I AM SO ANGRY  :chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw::chainsaw:

There are many lots of ksu cat fans here and we are all so angered up. We would probably start a riot if it wasn't for the turddork longhorn policemen.