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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on October 28, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
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As most of you have heard, we have added the West Virginia Mountaineers to our fine conference. This seems like a strange marriage to some but I'm here to tell you our similarities far outweigh our differences. For example, West Virginians are a hard working folk, just like us Kansans. Their Appalachian country is known for its beauty and was memorialized in a song by John Denver like our Amber Waves of Grain, another similarity. Finally, they usually marry their brothers/sisters and have stupid inbred children. Out of that list you have two similarities and only one difference!
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eff Huggins
(thnx for saving our :bball: program)
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Another thing West Virginians have in common with Kansans is their love of country and bluegrass music. Religion is something we share as West Virginians are a god fearing breed of man. However, unlike us, their economy is almost entirely crystal methamphetamine based. Two more similarities and only one more difference!
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I have an old couch out in my garage and that sumbitch is going up in flames when I get home from work tonight. Hopefully I can burn it in a way that would make you all proud!!
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Amen, SteveDave!
Like Kansans, the people of west Virginia work hard in their local export (coal.) they also love America! The only difference is that they absolutely love hate crimes. Again, just one difference!
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Much like Kansans, West Virginians are a hearty people familiar with an unforgiving land and hard work. They are also virulent racists. Similar folks, with just a few differences!
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Coal miners and Wheat Farmers . . . nearly kin.
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http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/newbb/
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A deep reverence for mother earth, a strong athletic program in a sparsley populated state and a crippling fear of technology/outside world.
66% similar!
http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?topic_id=20495&post_id=487712#forumpost487712
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Much like the Kansas Farmer burns his pasture in spring, the native West Virginian likes a good mountain (de) topping . . . fire equals good grass, a mountain without a top means good coal!!
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Coal Aggies are very much like us Kansan, both hardworking and god fearing. The only difference I can see is that Kansan's dont have a tendency to get trapped in mines! 2 similarities and only 1 difference!
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Like K-Staters, West Virginians take great pride in their university, the schools boast similar success in basketball and football, and while K-Staters are generally richer, better looking, healthier, and better fans than other fans in their own state, West Virginia fans enjoy butt-effing complete strangers if they aren't from around here. Only that one difference though, more similarities than differences by my count.
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Both states have scenic waterways and rivers. Of course, in Kansas our water table is not flammable. Vive la difference!
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Salt of the earth, those people. Salt of the rough ridin' earth.
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In Kansas is takes politicians longer to drive between down trodden rural communities while on campaign trips.
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Both of our football coaches, LHC Bill Snyder for Kansas State and Rich Rodriguez for West Virginia run some exciting spread offenses! Both fans also enjoy "tailgating" before and after football games. At these "tailgates" Kansas State fans prefer a healthy mix of fine spirits bottled across the globe and sold in stores while West Virginians prefer moonshine.
Two more similarities and only one more difference!
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You will never see a sad face at a social gathering in either WV or KS. However, in WV you will be knocked to the ground by the body odor stink at such events. Other than smell it's basically the same!
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Home to resourceful people a Kansan invented the first ICEE machine. WVU is home to the first meth made in a pop bottle.
Knit from the same cloth!
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Salt of the earth, those people. Salt of the rough ridin' earth.
QFT. A wonderfully rich culture they have. And they're damn proud of it!
www.wildandwonderfulwhites.com
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Do West Virginians have potlucks? What I'm asking, is when West Virginians have group functions such as family gatherings, do they all bring casseroles and crock pots?
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Much like Kansas, West Virginia features absolutely no cities larger than 9 or maybe 10 thousand people!
Much like Kansas, West Virginia features absolutely nothing to offer tourists!
However, Kansas has Westboro Baptist Church, whereas on the other hand, West Virginia has The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia!
Two similarities and only one difference!
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We're supposed to send a welcome gift, right? Does Yankee Candle make a couch fragrance candle? if not the grass one will have to do. :cheers:
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The love of hunting in both states yields a pride in coonskin hats in one, and the requisite pheasant tail hat in the other.
At halftime selected representatives of both states/schools will have a dead animal tail hat exchange at mid-field.
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In Kansas is takes politicians longer to drive between down trodden rural communities while on campaign trips.
Truth! It's like
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where . = down trodden rural community
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The love of hunting in both states yields a pride in coonskin hats in one, and the requisite pheasant tail hat in the other.
At halftime selected representatives of both states/schools will have a dead animal tail hat exchange at mid-field.
This just made me think of how Willie will handle his WVU pregame skit. Can you imagine Willie trying to tackle that bearded inbred maniac? I think the dude might get him confused with a rabid wild mountain lion and impale Willie with his rifle. Would make an exciting skit, tho!
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OMG yes TAQ, Yes!!
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Bearded one: "ManBearShark attack me"
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I got me some ornery lil :raccoon: 's that keep gettin in my trash. Can you mighty mountaineers give me a hand?
Tia
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Welcome to all of the Billy's we're going to meet next year . . . Billy-Ray, Billy-Jack, Billy-Bo, Billy-Sue, Billy-Joe, Billy-Bob and all of their kin. ;)
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I've seen how mean and snooty Virginia is to West Virginia firsthand, so it's easy for me to hop on this bandwagon (btw, KSUBrian will be driving said bandwagon).
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West Virginia is hands down the most oddly shaped state.
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The first case of rabies was in WV. Last known case of leprosy in the US, too! :cheersl
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The first case of rabies was in WV. Last known case of leprosy in the US, too! :cheersl
Sound like huge NBAF supporters.
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On the bright side you will find that no college bar in Morgantown bothers to check I.D.'s and they do party hearty. Well worth a road trip if you've never been there.
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party hearty
lol
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On the bright side you will find that no college bar in Morgantown bothers to check I.D.'s and they do party hearty. Well worth a road trip if you've never been there.
About six years ago, my brother stopped in Morgantown during a road trip, got blasted in a WVU bar, and sent me a message at 3 am informing me "YOU JUST GOT TEXTSNOGGLED!"
Maybe my favorite text message ever.
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The state bird of WV is the turkey buzzard.
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State flower? Dandelion.
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Joke heard at snobby NOVA country club:
Three West Virginians walked into a bar. They never left.
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West Virginia is hands down the most oddly shaped state.
Still not interested in Wyoming.
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More evidence we are kinfolk with WVU:
Andy Poling in Fairmont, W.V. wrote: There is no reason to fly to Pittsburgh to get to Morgantown. All WVU teams fly out of Clarksburg, WV for away games. Clarksburg is a 35 minute drive from Morgantown. Having to fly to Pittsburgh is a red herring.
DU: Good to know, Andy. Thanks for the insight. That helps schools a lot, but I still think it doesn't changes much for fans. Flying into Clarksburg is considerably more expensive. It's going to help make sure athletes aren't exhausted from travel, but West Virginia will be tough to get to for some fans. That said, that's nothing new for most fans.
Manhattan, College Station, Waco, Stillwater and Columbia all required drives of an hour or two after for most fans coming to the game after flying into nearby major cities.
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welcome to wvu. i do wish they would stick with their big east brothers.
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More evidence we are kinfolk with WVU:
Andy Poling in Fairmont, W.V. wrote: There is no reason to fly to Pittsburgh to get to Morgantown. All WVU teams fly out of Clarksburg, WV for away games. Clarksburg is a 35 minute drive from Morgantown. Having to fly to Pittsburgh is a red herring.
DU: Good to know, Andy. Thanks for the insight. That helps schools a lot, but I still think it doesn't changes much for fans. Flying into Clarksburg is considerably more expensive. It's going to help make sure athletes aren't exhausted from travel, but West Virginia will be tough to get to for some fans. That said, that's nothing new for most fans.
Manhattan, College Station, Waco, Stillwater and Columbia all required drives of an hour or two after for most fans coming to the game after flying into nearby major cities.
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More expensive? like the Clarksburg airport? :AA: though!!!
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ChipBrownOB Chip Brown
West Va sells beer in its stadium. W Va AD Oliver Luck says policy will be reviewed but added B12 has no policy on stadium beer sales.
don't eff this up Texas :cheers:
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ChipBrownOB Chip Brown
West Va sells beer in its stadium. W Va AD Oliver Luck says policy will be reviewed but added B12 has no policy on stadium beer sales.
don't eff this up Texas :cheers:
#Scotchy gonna turn his influence in the other direction.
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just bring the moonshine bitches!
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Just when we add a conference foe on the east coast, I'm moving. Figures.
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West Virginia is hands down the most oddly shaped state.
Looks like a hand mangled by a coal mining accident.
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West Virginia is hands down the most oddly shaped state.
Looks like a hand mangled by a coal mining accident.
giving the hook 'em horns sign
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Truly just the worst forum ever created over at the couch burning place. Just bad to the core. Also lol at the fact they think calling our coach old balls is something made up by uk fans and that we don't care for it. Again just the worst internet fan site ever created.
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Truly just the worst forum ever created over at the couch burning place. Just bad to the core. Also lol at the fact they think calling our coach old balls is something made up by uk fans and that we don't care for it. Again just the worst internet fan site ever created.
You would think a fan site with that name wouldn't be filled with tucks that can't enjoy a little dead Box humor.
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After the clever name that place goes down hill fast :blank: