Austin Box is dead
Booze and pills killed his small head
Worms chow box instead
Sad, bruised and beaten
The protege turned again
And asked "Et Tu, Bill?"
Equinox sun light
red, dim, flickering, then night!
purple exhultate!
Austin Box is deadThe word
Booze and pills killed his small head
Worms chow box instead
Remember EMAW
Is not an acronym, but
It is a way of life
Remember EMAW
Is not an acronym, it
is a way of life
silent night
in norman
for kstate has won
Autumn turns purpleWell written FR. This thread is very enjoyable. :thumbsup:
Flint sparks fall on native grass
Leaves fall like Sooners
Day's dawning
Skin's crawling
Pure morning
Meshak and Jordan,
flush Landry from the pocket.
Arthur, mush his face.
(edit - meant to stick to first names, and seven syllables [I suck])
Kronos roars in laughterThat pic cracks me up everytime I see it. :lol:
He will not be fooled by swaddled stones again
no cave will hide you now
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EMAW fans mean well
But some are finding out that
Haikus can be hard
(5-7-5 you dorks)
Sunny afternoons:thumbs:
What better scene to begin
a horror movie?
Brave men took the field
They wore virtue as armor
Poor choice, looking back
What happy morn breaks!
Two tickets to the big show
Wedged in her bosom
Autumn brings me joy
Cocksure, I dive in the leaves
And find dead squirrels
Day's dawning
Skin's crawling
Pure morning
Placebo? really?
Morning is over.
It's time for my daily meal.
Off to Taco Bell.
Quote from: LHC Bill SnyderMorning is over.
It's time for my daily meal.
Off to Taco Bell.
Wherefore are thou, love?:lol:
In my dreams, I again inhale
cocaine off your ass
Chingon died yesterday:dunno: could it be:
The soil is wet and new
Who's spirit lives on?
Day's dawning
Skin's crawling
Pure morning
Placebo? really?
you're GD right S_K
thread title immediately made me think of pure morning
our asses are soreFMP (FixedMYPost)
OSU will give us some more
we're not KU
a conference whore
The scheme doctor schemes
Optimus Klein gets it done
Bob throws the visor
KState had their way
Oklahoma said no way
Morning after pill
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chocolate in chip form,:lol: :horrorsurprise:
embedded in cookies, my
loins burn hot, for you
chocolate in chip form,
embedded in cookies, my
loins burn hot, for you
Visors and Polos
May work for you, but we say
No Belt, no problem
poker sooner poker
Synder has the hand
he's no joker
Wut gives? :confused:poker sooner poker
Synder has the hand
he's no joker
:curse:
Wut gives? :confused:poker sooner poker
Synder has the hand
he's no joker
:curse:
Wut gives? :confused:poker sooner poker
Synder has the hand
he's no joker
:curse:
2 in a row not adhering to the 5/7/5 format?
Hey just so you know
That F14's an F15
I'm talkin' EMAW
Hey just so you know
That F14's an F15
I'm talkin' EMAW
crap goes over your
head, and it's probably best
to start to reflect
Would you kill puppy
To get Cats a victory?
If so you're EMAW
Would you kill puppy
To get Cats a victory?
If so you're EMAW
Would you kill puppy
To get Cats a victory?
If so you're EMAW
Change Sig Katdaddy
A visor, once thought a machine,
Appears mortal.
A windbreaker, once thought a sage,
An Icon.
An opportunity, once but a hope,
An inevitability.
Brent, Brent, Where are you?
Are you here? No. There? No. Brent?
Brent where have you gone?
It is cold as balls
Bob Stoops lols more like Bob Poops
God I hate that guy
His will is broken
His body and soul shattered
He has been Muellere'd
His will is broken
His body and soul shattered
He has been Muellere'd
His will lies broken
Body and soul paralyzed
Whispers of Mueller
The Sooners are dead.
Purple gridiron crimson,
The field where they bled.
Pine boxes for all.
As we dismantle their bones,
'Chin' dynasty's fall.
Aggieville erupts.
Spirits are poured and then drained,
But no soul left corrupt.
The Sooners are dead.
Purple gridiron crimson,
The field where they bled.
Pine boxes for all.
As we dismantle their bones,
'Chin' dynasty's fall.
Aggieville erupts.
Spirits are poured and then drained,
But no soul left corrupt.
Wow, this is really good.
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Purple gridiron crimson,
The field where they bled.
Pine boxes for all.
As we dismantle their bones,
'Chin' dynasty's fall.
Aggieville erupts.
Spirits are poured and then drained,
But no soul left corrupt.
Wow, this is really good.
The 'Chin' dynasty's fall part is nonsense, wtf?
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Purple gridiron crimson,
The field where they bled.
Pine boxes for all.
As we dismantle their bones,
'Chin' dynasty's fall.
Aggieville erupts.
Spirits are poured and then drained,
But no soul left corrupt.
Wow, this is really good.
The 'Chin' dynasty's fall part is nonsense, wtf?
Illinois football is hurting (Bread's ability to comprehend haikus)Mr. Bread gets a pass for not being totally ITK on Big 12 football memes (I still find it spooky on how fast he has gotten up to speed on here)
Oh didly dumThis didn't get the spotlight it deserves. :drool:
I smell some tailgate fun
First I squeeze some ass
then we kick their ass :excited:
tonight drinking and fartingAnother 1%'er? :adored:
morning shitting and puking
noon pissing on a sooner
OU receiver:love: :love: :love:
Coming across the middle
Remember Arthur
Oh didly dumThis didn't get the spotlight it deserves. :drool:
I smell some tailgate fun
First I squeeze some ass
then we kick their ass :excited:
gooch is a sensitive soulWas inspired in the shower this morning. Could have been the Melatonin.
OU didn't know?
Your ass better call someone.
Smell what I'm cooking?
http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXkOh didly dumThis didn't get the spotlight it deserves. :drool:
I smell some tailgate fun
First I squeeze some ass
then we kick their ass :excited:
You rhymed ass with ass
Is the grass Greener?Yes, this! :adored:
Is there a Judge that's meaner?
Oh yoU believers?
It’s so refreshing
to see this blog get back to
its poetry roots.
Brave men took the field
They wore virtue as armor
Poor choice, looking back
OU is bob sugar:dubious:
but zuber is our rod twidwell
i am mister black people
OU is bob sugar:dubious:
but zuber is our rod twidwell
i am mister black people
I stumbled upon
These haikus a little late
It's kickoff, go State
Guyz we f’ing Woneff ya
Horns our bestus buddies now
Stomp a cow mudhole :Woot:
rattler is no cush
chris kliman is my dorothy boyd
you complete me
also its minion time
Phi Slama Jamarattler is no cush
chris kliman is my dorothy boyd
you complete me
also its minion time
BB what are you even doing?
defense, offense, wow!
fire & ice, everything nice
ron prince cries at night
defense, offense, wow!
fire & ice, everything nice
ron prince cries at night
Start all the clocks, connect the telephone,
Allow the 'Cats to roar with a juicy bone,
Silence the Boomers and their stupid drum
Put away the coffin, let the morning come.
Let the visitors cheer wildly and grin
Shouting to the sky the message The Cats Win,
Put purple bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the football stick to our receivers' gloves.
Let's stun the North, the South, the East and West,
The night 'tween the working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that dread would last for ever: I was wrong.
The five stars are wanted now: bring in every one;
Put up the moon and build back the sun;
Fill up the ocean, keep pounding the rock.
For the Wildcats winning is now 100% a lock.
We may win the game.It is the morning.
Will dreamers finally wake?
Good night to you all.