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Title: After we win the NC
Post by: SdK on October 26, 2011, 11:27:22 PM: and LHC Bill Snyder is named as one of the best coaches ever, if not THE best coach ever. Will his exalted status hurt KSU in the future? I mean, it took one of the greatest coaches of all time 20 years to win a NC there. Would that scare of potential prime replacement candidates? Will people buy into the tuck tale of only Snyder being able to win here? How much can/will Bill's success hurt us in the future?
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: felix rex on October 27, 2011, 12:24:49 AM: I'm afraid he'll get complacent and just start expecting all the pretty recruits to line up outside his door.
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Post by: Brock Landers on October 27, 2011, 10:36:53 AM: Winning the NC will only hurt us in the long run.
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Post by: MadCat on October 27, 2011, 10:43:49 AM: I would challenge other coaches to beat Snyder's 20 year mark or whatever (should this all come to pass that is). I bet that would attract some of the big egos at least.
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Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 10:46:11 AM: we will have the pick of the litter. don't fool yourselves. we are a destination job, end game, pinnacle, etc.
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Post by: Kat Kid on October 27, 2011, 10:54:21 AM: I'm only speaking for myself here, but I would enjoy winning a NC. Just an IMHO.
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Post by: CNS on October 27, 2011, 11:00:41 AM: would much rather have one in BB, but if it comes in FB, would totally be ok with it.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:01:22 AM: Quote from: CNS Casey on October 27, 2011, 11:00:41 AM
would much rather have one in BB, but if it comes in FB, would totally be ok with it.

what the eff is the matter with you?
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: CNS on October 27, 2011, 11:02:01 AM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:01:22 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on October 27, 2011, 11:00:41 AM
would much rather have one in BB, but if it comes in FB, would totally be ok with it.

what the eff is the matter with you?

I'm selfish.

Also, I said I would be totally ok with it.

:dunno:
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:03:19 AM: a football NC is equal to roughly a million basketball NCs. hell, a B12 ship is worth roughly the same as a basketball NC.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2011, 11:04:24 AM: If we win the national championship, Bill can do whatever he wants. I wouldn't even care if we drop football and go out on top. I have already resigned myself to the belief that I will never see a K-State national championship in football, so anything after that point would just be gravy.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: CNS on October 27, 2011, 11:05:02 AM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:03:19 AM
a football NC is equal to roughly a million basketball NCs. hell, a B12 ship is worth roughly the same as a basketball NC.

Personal entertainment wise, I disagree.

School, Conf, recruit wise, I am sure you are right.

Again, would be ok with it happening.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:05:22 AM: If he wins a NC he has earned a clause in his contract that every coach going forward for all time can be a Snyder or a Snyder by marriage.
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Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:06:39 AM: Also, not just one road, but every road in Riley County will be named LHC Bill Snyder Highway with a numerical designation at the end to differentiate them.
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Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:07:52 AM: There will be a solid wall of Snyder statues surrounding the stadium and at certain points they will raise up like garage doors to let fans into the game.
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Post by: mocat on October 27, 2011, 11:08:19 AM: Casey I agree with you. The month-long ride of the Tornament, with 5 wins leading up to the NC game, would be an unbelievable amount of stress/excitement/utter joy. The FB NC is only one game, with a month-long hiatus after the last reg season game. It would be all stress, and no excitement/utter joy. However, obviously, would take in a heartbeat. I just think as a fan, the ride to the BB NC would be much more enjoyable.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:10:19 AM: NOBODY GIVES A crap WHO WINS THE BASKETBALL NC YOU RETARDS. IT'S MEANINGLESS.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2011, 11:11:25 AM: We would rename the school LHC Bill Snyder Family University of the State of Kansas.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:13:45 AM: Taco Bell will become the state food of KS and all restaraunts in the state will be required to have chalupas (baja) on their menu for $1.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:14:14 AM: tuttle will be drained and filled with chocolate chip cookies
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Post by: BleedingPurple7 on October 27, 2011, 11:15:00 AM: Approximately 123,493,396 times harder to win a football NC than basketball.
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Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:16:06 AM: A state law will be enacted that, at all weddings, the bride must come down the isle to crazy train. SHE MUST BEGIN WALKING DOWN THE ISLE AT THE CORRECT DESIGNATED MOMENT IN THE SONG, NOT EARLIER.
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Post by: mocat on October 27, 2011, 11:16:44 AM: eff you guys :combofan:
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:18:10 AM: Frank Martin's job going forward will be to follow Bill around and to sneak up and get down on all fours behind Bill's enemies so Bill can push them and make them fall backwards when the trip over Frank. Whitney will coach the basketball team.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:19:33 AM: There will be a buffer zone of 10 seats in each direction around Bill at the basketball games so nobody hassles him or kicks his chair.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:20:35 AM: Whitney will get engaged at every game break of every game in every sport until she dies.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:24:06 AM: Students at all grade levels in the state of KS will get an F- on their papers if they don't begin their thesis statement with "By and large"
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 11:25:05 AM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:24:06 AM
~~Students~~Youngsters at all grade levels in the state of KS will get an F- on their papers if they don't begin their thesis statement with "By and large"
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:26:21 AM: all KS criminal court matters will be handled "within the program" going forward
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2011, 11:27:40 AM: All adults over the age of 25 with no criminal record will be required to mentor at least 4 different youngsters.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:28:49 AM: every resident of the state gets a tax refund in the form of a birthday card and a crisp $2 bill
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: purplenutz on October 27, 2011, 11:30:59 AM: Quote from: Brock Landers on October 27, 2011, 10:36:53 AM
Winning the NC will only hurt us in the long run.

LOL
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: MadCat on October 27, 2011, 11:33:55 AM: I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY~~, REALLY~~ want a NC for Bill now. FWIW
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:35:24 AM: Shulzy's K-State 2025 campaign will be taken over by Bill and changed to K-State 20-25 which is the goal of how many grand kids (20, all boys) Whitney is to make for Bill by 2025. She's burning daylight.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2011, 11:37:10 AM: The state will have an annual "give your son a job" day.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: purplenutz on October 27, 2011, 11:37:21 AM: Every bill enacted or presented by the State of Kansas will no longer be known as a bill, but as a [family] bill.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 11:38:00 AM: Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 27, 2011, 11:37:10 AM
The state will have an annual "give your son a job" day.

:thumbs:
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Trim on October 27, 2011, 11:39:54 AM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:28:49 AM
every resident of the state gets a tax refund in the form of a birthday card and a crisp $2 bill

Autographed 8x10.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: purplenutz on October 27, 2011, 11:46:03 AM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:35:24 AM
Shulzy's K-State 2025 campaign will be taken over by Bill and changed to K-State 20-25 which is the goal of how many grand kids (20, all boys) Whitney is to make for Bill by 2025. She's burning daylight.

Every boy will have to be named Sean or some form of Sean (i.e. Seano, Seanothon, Seanjon, Sean Jovi, etc) .
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Post by: willie on October 27, 2011, 11:51:43 AM: Tub butter will be outlawed in the state, only butter pats will be allowed (2 per person per emal).
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Post by: KITNfury on October 27, 2011, 12:26:17 PM: Worther's Originals becomes the state bird.
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Post by: TellurideCatbacker on October 27, 2011, 01:11:54 PM: Every hospital report from anyone will be checked either "upper body extremity" or "lower body extremity". Even pregnant women.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 01:14:40 PM: Quote from: TellurideCatbacker on October 27, 2011, 01:11:54 PM
Every hospital report from anyone will be checked either "upper body extremity" or "lower body extremity". Even pregnant women.

pffffffffff...hospital reports will be done away with
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 01:16:46 PM: a new law will be enacted requiring HS teams in the state to only schedule middle school teams until they get to league play
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: kso_FAN on October 27, 2011, 01:22:28 PM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:19:33 AM
There will be a buffer zone of 10 seats in each direction around Bill at the basketball games so nobody hassles him or kicks his chair.

I like to think that chair kicking provided the motivation for K-State footbal to be where it is at right now.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 01:25:51 PM: Quote from: ksu_FAN on October 27, 2011, 01:22:28 PM
Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:19:33 AM
There will be a buffer zone of 10 seats in each direction around Bill at the basketball games so nobody hassles him or kicks his chair.

I like to think that chair kicking provided the motivation for K-State footbal to be where it is at right now.

I can get behind that
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 01:26:00 PM: Fireworks will be banned statewide all year long
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2011, 01:26:39 PM: Quote from: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 01:26:00 PM
Fireworks will be banned statewide all year long

No, denied. There will still be fireworks after the K-State Family Reunion game to kick off the season.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 01:30:21 PM: Ft. Riley day and Harley day rotate days every other day the entire year except for Bill's birthday and Whitney's wedding day.
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Post by: EllToPay on October 27, 2011, 01:31:01 PM: any time you make a phone call with a land line there is a law enacted that someone needs to follow you around with the phone.
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Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 01:31:38 PM: pleats. pleats everywhere.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2011, 01:35:08 PM: State Troopers will all wear Air Cortez and pleated khakis.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 27, 2011, 01:35:39 PM: The Nike Cortez will be the official state shoe.
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Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 01:38:20 PM: Bill's body will rest in state between the 2003 B12 and 2011/12 NC trophies. It will have a button on the case that you can push and a piece of paper comes out with your fortune like on Big. Your fortune is always very ambiguous and noncommittal.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2011, 01:44:30 PM: Mandatory 21 hour workdays.
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Post by: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 01:46:14 PM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 01:38:20 PM
Bill's body will rest in state between the 2003 B12 and 2011/12 NC trophies. It will have a button on the case that you can push and a piece of paper comes out with your fortune like on Big. Your fortune is always very ambiguous and noncommittal.

Oh man....Willie pushing the button on the train video of that :excited:
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Post by: Boakai on October 27, 2011, 01:56:32 PM: All ABC television affiliates in Kansas will become a 24 hour Pinocchio network. Brent Musburger will start off each movie with a fireside introduction and give us a new moral lesson that we can take from the movie and use in our daily lives. The only interruption will occur at 11pm when it is time for us all to gather as families for our meal of the day.
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Post by: OK_Cat on October 27, 2011, 01:57:52 PM: health specialists will finally agree that one meal a day - at 11:30pm - is, in fact, great for a person's health and productivity.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 02:11:37 PM: Quote from: OK_Cat on October 27, 2011, 01:57:52 PM
health specialists will finally agree that one meal a day - at 11:30pm - is, in fact, great for a person's health and productivity.

as long as it's taco bell and cookies
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: kstate4life on October 27, 2011, 02:19:22 PM: Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 02:11:37 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on October 27, 2011, 01:57:52 PM
health specialists will finally agree that one meal a day - at 11:30pm - is, in fact, great for a person's health and productivity.

as long as it's taco bell and chocolate chip cookies
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 27, 2011, 09:04:33 PM: High school football teams in the state of Kansas will never again be allowed to change their uniform design.
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Post by: kst8cat on October 27, 2011, 09:33:48 PM: Mandatory cheers whenever Bill gets shown on the jumbotron at the OOD. Frequency will increase from once per game to every single stoppage of play.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: Shacks on October 28, 2011, 12:32:19 AM: 100 foot statue of LHC Bill Snyder on top of Vanier looking over the field. Jets of fire shoot out of the mouth after touchdowns and after K-State victories.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: joda on October 28, 2011, 12:51:28 AM: Quote from: Shacks on October 28, 2011, 12:32:19 AM
100 foot statue of LHC Bill Snyder on top of Vanier looking over the field. Jets of fire shoot out of the mouth after touchdowns and after K-State victories.

Full on colossus mode, one cortez in the east parking lot, one in the west. New innovative rotating pressbox in the headphone mouthpiece provides overhead 360 degree view for the media. mini statues of sean and tate in each hand smiling loving back up at bill's face.
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 28, 2011, 09:49:00 AM: Tate Snyder will be given the job of Special teams coordinator and Assistant Head Coach immediately after graduating. Sean Snyder will move to head coach.
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Post by: OK_Cat on October 31, 2011, 09:08:47 AM: really dodged a bullet, guys.
Title: Re: After we win the NC
Post by: purplenutz on October 31, 2011, 10:07:32 AM: Quote from: OK_Cat on October 31, 2011, 09:08:47 AM
really dodged a bullet, guys.

Yeah, a bullet aimed right at your butthurt. :)